Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 109 Arrangement
After about five cigarettes, the nanny was called into the room by the Dragon King.

When Tang Xuanci came out again, there was already a ring on his left hand.

The whole body is milky white, with a simple texture and strange patterns engraved on it.

It was too big for the wet nurse's delicate fingers, but it fit perfectly on Tang Xuanci's burnt thumb.

"Saint Monk, you are seriously injured. How about I arrange a place for you to stay so you can recuperate?"

"No need. Now that the misunderstanding has been cleared up, I will obey the Bodhisattva's arrangements. I would like to ask your beloved to lend me a helping hand so that we can travel to the Western Paradise together to complete our great mission."

"Thank you for your guidance, Saint Monk! This little girl has a stubborn temper. If she dares to disobey my teachings, tell me later that I will never let her off lightly! If she dares to harbor rebellious thoughts again, then~"

"Oh, no. I think your daughter is very talented and has an extraordinary temperament. If she is guided a little, she will become a great person in the future!"

"Hahahaha, Saint Monk, you're praising me too much..."

Ah this! ?
What exactly happened in the small room?

Hearing their friendly exchanges and mutual praise of business, Monkey and Milk Dragon were dumbfounded.

Tang Xuanci then said:
"Brother Run and sister-in-law, would you like to spend some time with your daughter? Anyway, I'm seriously injured and my face looks a bit hideous. It's not suitable for me to preach the Dharma in the city at the moment, so~ there's no rush."

The Dragon King hesitated for only a moment, fearing that the evil girl would cause trouble again, and said decisively:

"I appreciate the saintly monk's kindness. We have no choice but to come to the Tang Dynasty from the West Sea without permission. We must not stay for long. The missionary work must not be neglected because of my daughter."

He turned to look at the dumbfounded Milk Dragon not far away, and with a fierce heart, he shouted:

"Ao Ling, wait no day, transform into a dragon horse now."

Ah this?

The milk dragon was caught off guard and felt extremely repulsive. He frowned and said, "Now? Can't you just not change horses? Can't I get him a horse to ride and stay with him to protect him?"

The Dragon King frowned. "How can you follow the Holy Monk as a daughter? Besides, with the Great Sage here, who needs your protection? Your mission is to help the Holy Monk, speed up his journey, and escape from danger. Now, hurry!"

The wet nurse also went over and whispered to her, saying that Tang Xuanci was a man after all, and there were many romantic stories about him in Chang'an, and she was so beautiful that it would be better for her to turn into a horse. After all, even if the holy monk was a playboy, it was impossible for him to be interested in a horse.

Ao Ling was still a little unhappy, and said, "But there is no horse now, how can I transform?"

"Where is the Salusi horse I prepared for you?" the Dragon King frowned.

"Dead long ago."

"Hmph! Come, get a horse, immediately!"

It turns out that Ao Ling's transformation skills are a billion times worse than those of the monkey, and it is difficult for him to last long just by transforming into a horse.

But the dragon race is born with nine kinds of transformation, and they also have a secret technique that allows them to swallow flesh and blood to change their shape, which is a kind of trick.

At the Dragon King's urging, two servants quickly brought a white horse.

Ao Ling couldn't refuse any longer, so he turned into a dragon in anger and swallowed the white horse in one gulp. Then he transformed into a taller, stronger and more magical white dragon horse!

Tang Xuanci marveled at it and paid close attention to the rearmost side of the horse's belly. He saw nothing unusual there, but it was undoubtedly a female's.

As if she felt the burning gaze, her tail, which looked like a condensed white cloud, pressed tightly against her strong buttocks, covering her most embarrassing part.

Even after turning into a horse, her demeanor remained so arrogant. She looked down at Tang Xuanci with a look that was three parts disdain, three parts anger, and four parts threat and intimidation.
It seems to be saying: If you dare to ride on me, I will throw you to death!

However, this made Tang Xuanci even more impatient. He immediately hooked the horse's neck, which felt warm and smooth, and used all his strength to flip onto the horse's back.

"roll!"

The milk dragon raised its front hooves high in response, throwing the man on its back dozens of meters away.

Fortunately, the nanny was quick-witted and caught him in time, otherwise the bones that had just been glued together with the fish paste would have been broken again.

But Tang Xuanci did not get angry but laughed instead, his face twisted and ferocious, very strange, "Alas, this horse is not allowed to be ridden~"

"Evil creature! What on earth do you want to do?" The Dragon King scolded angrily and hit the horse on the head with another big slap.

The white horse spoke in human language and roared angrily: "He doesn't even have pants on!"

After a while, Tang Xuanci successfully mounted his horse, holding a nine-ring staff, and walked out of the Golden Music Hall with a proud look on his face, surrounded by people. He only wore a set of robes that he had found temporarily.

The monkey turned into a mortal appearance, became thinner, and looked monkey-like, which reminded Tang Xuanci of an actor with a strange name on his home planet.

Before leaving, the old Dragon King received an expedited delivery from one of his subordinates. He secretly slipped two elixir boxes with talismans attached to them to Monkey and Tang Xuanci respectively. The wet nurse hugged her daughter's slender neck and kept giving her instructions, tears streaming down her face, even bringing tears to the eyes of Bai Ma's Caroline.

In the end, the Dragon King left first with his wife, servants and two criminal slaves.

Under the charming night sky, there was only one man, one horse, and a monster that was beyond recognition.

"Wukong, the twelfth lunar month has already passed. Since we are here, we should make the best of it. While you are recovering from your injuries, I will take you out for some fun. You should also take this opportunity to relax and reflect on what I have said. It is not too late to wake up now."

"Ah, so annoying! I woke up and I was kidding you, you lunatic! Anyway, the trip was delayed, so you should explain it yourself, don't blame me!"

"I am the master, and you are my disciple. As long as you listen to my teachings, the responsibility will naturally be mine. But if you don't listen, for example, if you refuse to come to Yumen City to preach, and you've wasted so much time, then the responsibility is entirely yours."

"On your mother's head!" The monkey blurted out angrily, emitting the fragrance of Tang Xuanci from his mouth.

Intense emotions often only require the simplest expressions.

Before Tang Xuanci came, the curse words in the three realms were too polite.

When the immortal poet brought the word "shabi" to the Tang Dynasty, the offensive power of synonyms such as "idiot", "fool" and "dumb" instantly decreased by a billion times, and even sounded a bit ambiguous.

"Hehe~ Wukong, fuck you, stupid monkey, fuck your mother..."

"Stupid monk! Fuck you!!!"

Ah this?

Listening to the master and apprentice greeting each other's mothers, Milk Dragon, who was still concerned about his own mother, was stunned.

She became more certain of her speculation, believing that the 100 Tang poems were definitely not written by this extremely vulgar person named Beishang. It was most likely that the Buddha asked all the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas to brainstorm and put together the 100 poems.

This damn second generation of Buddha!
She thought viciously:
If I get a good opportunity next time, I will kill him to vent my anger!
Suddenly, a team of patrolling city guards passed by on the road not far away.

When Tang Xuanci saw this, he stopped spitting out sweet words, squeezed the horse's belly under his crotch, and urged the milk dragon to go over.

Shame and anger burned like a raging fire, and Nailong almost couldn't help but want to throw the man a kilometer away and kill him.

But thinking of his father's warning, his mother's worry, and the situation of the entire clan, he suppressed his impulse, controlled his strength, and only forced Tang Xuanci off the horse.

Tang Xuanci almost fell to the ground, but considering that he was powerless, he didn't bother with her for the time being and planned to talk about it later.

Seeing that the patrolling guards were about to leave, he immediately shouted:
"Hey, you guys, come here!"

He waved again in a very cool way.

Seeing how arrogant he was, the other party frowned and walked towards him. When they saw his terrifying face, they were so frightened that they almost drew their weapons.

Tang Xuanci threw his staff at the feet of the leading squad leader:
"I am Tang Xuanci. Go and get your governor or provincial governor. Just one will do. Come privately and don't make a fuss."

Ah this?

The guards were in disbelief, but they did not dare to delay at all. They immediately picked up the nine-ring staff and trotted away.

After a while, the governor of Guazhou arrived in a low-key manner with a few close followers.

This guy had met Tang Xuanci before in Chang'an. He asked a question carefully, and then he confirmed his identity and immediately performed a dance to express his high respect. (In the Tang Dynasty, it was a dance, not a kneeling.)

Nailong saw this scene from the side and cursed the stinky monk in his heart for being so pretentious.

The monkey couldn't help but think of the days when he raised horses in the Heavenly Palace... He felt dazed and as if he had been in another world for a long time.

Tang Xuanci:
"okay.

"Make arrangements right away. Take us to the best club and call the best chefs, technicians, and hairstylists in the city.

"My brother has just been released. He needs to relax and tidy up."

The governor of Guazhou immediately agreed and ordered his subordinates to make arrangements as soon as possible.

"Oh, and," Tang Xuanci pointed at the dragon, "feed her with some good grass, and find a hoof trimmer~"

"Get lost, idiot!"

The milk dragon finally lost his composure and started to spit out foul language, shocking everyone on the opposite side.

(End of this chapter)