Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 108: Use this to test the monks?
"Holy monk, the journey to the Western Paradise is difficult and arduous. Once you enter Xiniu Hezhou, you may encounter blind demons blocking your way.

"This king specially prepared two small gifts~
"One is the protective golden robe, which can protect the vital parts.

"The second is sixty Bu Tian Dan pills, which are the most precious treasures in the West Sea. Even if you are seriously injured, taking one pill can temporarily save your life.

"I hope the holy monk will accept it."

Tang Xuanci finally managed to stand firm, grabbed the thin golden dress and the three goose-neck jade bottles, and looked at them.

Seeing this, the old Dragon King smiled even more and added:
"The holy monk has given me a new life, so he's like a half-mentor. If I encounter any difficulties in the future, the West Sea people will not stand idly by. The Dragon Palace may be far away, but the Great Sage can cover a great distance with a single somersault, so we can travel there and back in a matter of minutes, hahahaha~"

Good guy, you are really good at flattering the monkey. It’s a pity that the monkey is in a bad mood now.

The nanny also took the opportunity to say, "Yes. I hope the holy monk can take good care of my daughter."

Nailong looked at Tang Xuanci with displeasure, but he seemed to have realized something in his heart. He felt that judging from the attitudes of his father and the Monkey King, it was obvious that they did not take this useless mortal monk seriously.

After changing her mind, she felt a little better and thought to herself:

"Mother may be right, but it's just an ant. Even if it crawls onto my back, it doesn't matter. I'll just treat it as cargo being delivered to the West."

Just when the family thought the storm had subsided, Tang Xuanci raised the object in his hand and said in a hoarse but righteous voice:

"The four elements are empty for monks!

"You're going to use this to test me?

"Which monk can't stand such a test!?"

With a few bangs, the goose-neck jade bottles were smashed to pieces on the ground one after another.

Sixty scarlet pills that most demon kings would treasure rolled to the ground, covered in dust.

The shiny golden dress finally fell to the ground and was kicked away by Tang Xuanci like a rag.

Ah this! ?
The old Dragon King was caught off guard and his expression changed.

The monkey's brows furrowed again.

Tang Xuanci continued:
"You think you can cover up your heinous crimes like this? Absolutely not!
"Even if the token is real, you are still traitors, and very likely spies of the Taoist sect, two-faced!
"No wonder countless of my Buddhist disciples died midway through their pilgrimage, it's because of unscrupulous demons like you who are obstructing their progress!
"You, the West Sea Dragon Clan, have occupied such an important place as Yumen Pass, and have killed countless believers of our Buddhist sect!
"Even if I, Tang Xuanci, die in pieces, I will go to the City God to complain to Heaven, and I will also write a letter to my brother, the Emperor, to inform the people of the world!"

After saying that, he turned and walked towards the door. His steps were difficult, but as firm as a rock.

Ah this! ?
Our family is occupying Yumen and killing the pilgrims? Or are we double-dealers?
The old Dragon King was stunned by what he heard. He couldn't help but imagine the consequences if Tang Xuanci really went to the City God Temple to cause trouble and wrote a letter to Emperor Taizong of Tang to announce it to the world.
Who can take the blame for this?
Moreover, he really didn't dare to say that he could figure out the thoughts of the Five Elders, such as Buddha and Guanyin.

Now that his legitimate daughter has done these things, it is not impossible that she will really arouse the suspicion of the big boss.

In an instant, he was sweating profusely and quickly asked the monkey for help, shouting:
"Great Sage, this~"

But before the monkey could respond, Tang Xuanci paused, turned around and pointed at the monkey, saying with dismay:
"By the way, as for your question, we'll talk about it later. I'm embarrassed to point it out to you!"

This tone sounded like a warning to the monkey.

But to the old Dragon King, it sounded more like a scolding.

He couldn't help but wonder if he had miscalculated. Could it be that the Monkey King couldn't possibly suppress a mere mortal monk?
This is impossible, it doesn't seem like a monkey's character at all!
However, although the monkey was very unhappy, he knew that if he tried to stop the crazy monk, he would definitely ignore him and fight with him again.

Not only would it lose face, but its biggest weakness would also be exposed. What if the news got out, and even the spell became known to more people, how would it survive in the Three Realms in the future?
Thus, the master and the apprentice reached an unspoken agreement for the first time - not to fight in front of outsiders.

"Great Sage, please try to persuade him," the old Dragon King asked for help again.

The monkey said irritably:
"This monk is a madman, I can't persuade him.

"Anyway, I've accepted those elixirs. If you send me the second-level golden elixir, I'll forgive your daughter.

"As long as you don't hurt that monk, I, Old Sun, won't care about anything else."

After saying that, he followed Tang Xuanci.
The old Dragon King now completely understood that the monkey had no say in this journey to the West.

"Holy monk, please stay! You really misunderstood!"

With a severe headache, he hurriedly stood in front of Tang Xuanci with his anxious wife and shocked daughter. His attitude changed fundamentally. He begged the holy monk to sit down and talk properly, and give him a chance to "explain".

Seeing his sincerity in the invitation, Tang Xuanci mercifully agreed.

The Dragon King immediately invited him to the small room next door and asked Ao Ling to bring him the best tea.

"I don't want to drink tea, I just want to smoke," Tang Xuanci sat in the C position without any hesitation.

"Ao Ling, bring me the best cigarettes you have."

Ao Ling was indignant. He got a box of Zhongxihai cigarettes, a specialty of Xihai, and threw it on the table, then was scolded and kicked out.

Tang Xuanci lit two cigarettes and handed one to the Dragon King, who politely declined, saying he didn't smoke.

"Not smoking means you're not giving me face, right?"

As soon as these words were spoken, Tang Xuanci's temperament underwent another earth-shaking change in the eyes of the Dragon King - from a Buddhist to a bandit.

In surprise, Tang Xuanci said again:
"You are already old, equivalent to a fourth-rank official in the Heavenly Court, how come you don't have any vision at all.

"You really can't tell who is the master and who is the apprentice?

“Also, giving me those jelly beans and rags, do you call that bribery?

"You call this asking me to do something?!"

Ah...this?

The Dragon King of the West Sea was completely stunned when he saw the man in front of him, who looked completely disfigured but was still smoking leisurely.

He had never been treated like this in Lingshan or Heaven, but at this moment there was no anger in his eyes, only full of surprise and suspicion.

A very bold idea popped into his mind.

Could it be that my speculation about the reincarnation of the Golden Cicada and the journey to the West was completely wrong?!

And the person in front of me... is not a reincarnated person, but the real Buddha?

The thought made no sense, but it stuck with me.

Although the temperament of the man in front of him is completely opposite to that of the Holy Buddha, who knows what the Holy Buddha is like behind the scenes?

He was the second disciple of the Buddha, a man who almost redefined Buddhism.

In the past, he was at least a T0.5 level existence in Lingshan, respected by thousands of immortals and admired by hundreds of millions of monsters.

It is impossible for a mere Sea Dragon King to interact with us on an equal footing.

"Do you smoke or not?"

"Hahaha, I'm sorry to refuse, but I'll give it a try."

As the Old Dragon King took the cigarette, the outcome of the negotiation was decided.

The monkey swallowed a top-grade nourishing pill and closed his eyes at the door to rest.

It had no idea that the price it had extorted after haggling for a long time was far ahead of its master after just smoking a cigarette.

Another win!

(End of this chapter)