Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 107 Mustard Seed Sumeru

Ah this?

The old Dragon King's heart, which had not yet settled down, was in suspense again. He frowned and looked at Tang Xuanci, with a hint of annoyance in his eyes.

To be honest, who would want their children to become horses to carry people?

It would be fine if he was really the Golden Cicada Holy Buddha, but a mere mortal monk who was the reincarnation of a golden cicada is nothing more than a Kun in front of the mighty dragon clan, right?

If it weren't for the sake of Buddha and Guanyin, he really wanted to kill this stupid monk who didn't know his own identity with one claw.

"Holy Monk, this king's words are not empty."

The Dragon King then had someone pass a purple bamboo slip to Tang Xuanci and said:

"This is a token of trust bestowed by the Bodhisattva. It bears a special divine seal and cannot be faked."

"What token? I don't recognize it at all, cough, cough, tui~" Tang Xuanci didn't even look at it, coughed up a mouthful of blood foam and spit it on it.

Ah this?

How dare you be so disrespectful to Guanyin Bodhisattva?
Everyone in the Dragon Palace couldn't help but blink.

Even the monkey started to think and looked at Tang Xuanci with strange eyes.

It has become increasingly certain that there must be something wrong with this plastic master of itss, and it is definitely not a small problem like breaking the precept of eating meat, but a matter of principle.

"Wukong, go to the City God Temple and report the case quickly," Tang Xuanci urged again, his tone becoming a little heavier.

Seeing that he was so ungrateful, the Dragon King's tone turned colder and he said loudly:
"The holy monk is a mortal after all, so it's normal that he can't recognize the Bodhisattva's token. You can ask Sun Wukong later and you'll know.

“Let’s heal our wounds first.

"Great Sage, may I have a moment with you?"

After saying that, he pulled the monkey aside to chat privately and no longer paid attention to Tang Xuanci, his "master".

The wet nurse also understood what he meant and came to Tang Xuanci in person. Regardless of whether he was willing or not, she used gentle but firm methods to dissolve the three ice spikes, took out a Tianbu Pill and asked him to swallow it, and used her magic power to heal him.

Tang Xuanci was unable to resist and could only let them do whatever they wanted.

Looking at the backs of the Dragon King and the monkey Jingyin plotting, he knew without a doubt that the Dragon King was trying to bribe the monkey with some kind of benefit.

It was obvious that this old man was not like those little Karami monsters in Shuangchaling. He knew some inside information about the journey to the West plan, so he did not take him, a mortal monk, seriously at all. He thought that as long as he could deal with the monkey first, the matter would be solved.

Haha, this idea... is so damn naive!

However, considering that there are outsiders present, wouldn’t it be too harmful to the Monkey King to let him roll around on the ground?

Tang Xuanci temporarily suppressed the urge to activate the tight-fitting curse.

The Dragon King’s Heaven-Repairing Pill is extremely effective.

After swallowing it, Tang Xuanci felt a refreshing warmth flowing into his blood and qi, spreading throughout his limbs and bones.

Although this is not very helpful for the super recovery of bones, muscles and tendons, it is very effective for healing injuries and can instantly stabilize various vital indicators such as body temperature, pulse, blood pressure, etc.

It's obvious that the wet nurse knows medicine.

After rescuing Tang Xuanci from danger, she immediately used her professional skills to reset his broken ribs, leg bones, and skull, even perfectly mending the comminuted fractures. She also used a unique technique, combined with the Xihai-made "Yuyu Duanxu Ointment," a specialty for treating bone injuries, to temporarily glue the bones together, like applying 502 glue.

"Flower Monk, where are you looking?!" Nailong suddenly shouted angrily from the side.

Because she found that the only eye that this guy could open was staring at her mother's chest. Because her mother took off her outer robe, the thin dress underneath did not expose her skin, but it perfectly outlined her full curves.

Tang Xuanci was speechless, thinking, "Am I looking at your mother? She's not as pretty as you, and her size is far inferior to yours. What's so good about her!"

"Ling'er, don't be rude!" the nanny scolded.

He looked down at his chest and immediately realized that he had accidentally revealed his wealth because he was in a hurry to get medicine to heal his wounds.

It turned out that what Tang Xuanci was interested in was not the breasts, but the pendant on her chest that looked like a large "jade ring".

Just now, Tang Xuanci clearly saw that when the wet nurse took the medicine, she did not take it out from any crevice on her body. She just touched the ring with her delicate hand, and the thing appeared out of thin air.

The first time she took the Bu Tian Dan, the thing was very small and her movements were very quick, so Tang Xuanci couldn't see it clearly.

But when he took the fish paste the second time, the medicine box was as long as a baby's arm, and he clearly saw:
The object flew out from the cross-section of the ring millimeter by millimeter, as if an invisible small door had opened there.

"What the hell? This is that...that technique mentioned in a Buddhist scripture, what's it called?" Tang Xuanci asked in surprise in his mind.

"A mustard seed can contain Mount Sumeru." said the beaker.

"Yes, Mustard Seed Na Xumi, carrying space on your body, that kind of technology that even the 749th Bureau has yet to figure out. Was that what he was doing just now?"

"It's very likely. But it's not necessarily 'bringing space with you'. It's more likely that a temporary Morris Thorne wormhole has been constructed, connecting to another space. It has neither an event horizon nor a singularity, and is completely stable in time, just like Doraemon's Anywhere Door, allowing macroscopic objects to pass through."

"Whatever it is. This awesome thing is definitely mine!"

Tang Xuanci was determined to get it, and even planned in advance how to enjoy it.

For example, you could deploy an artillery division there, and when you're in a one-on-one duel with the enemy, suddenly open a portal to a square kilometer in size, order them to fire at full power, and you'd be in charge of aiming...

For example, they could build a nuclear missile silo inside, and when needed, they could launch a missile directly towards the portal, and then have the monkey do a somersault over the Lingshan Mountain, drop it instantly, and catch Tathagata off guard...

Isn't this a billion times more exciting than riding a milk dragon?!

While he was fantasizing, Tang Xuanci felt that his nanny was activating the medicinal power of the Bu Tian Dan in an attempt to repair the wound pierced by the ice spikes.

A sneer appeared in his heart, and he immediately used his abnormal body control to suppress hormone secretion and cell division, reducing the local metabolic level to freezing point.

In this case, let alone her medicine, even if she plucked out the monkey's hair and made it transform, the flesh that was added would be dead flesh and it would be impossible to heal the injury.

Sure enough, the nanny immediately discovered the problem, but she didn't know why, so she could only sit there helplessly and attribute the cause to the special physique of the holy monk.

At this time, the old Dragon King finished chatting with the monkey.

The monkey must have gained some benefit. The anger in his eyes had dissipated by a third. He walked quietly to Tang Xuanci's side and said:
"Monk, that token was indeed given by Guanyin. If that's the case, and this evil dragon has been enlightened and wants to transform into a horse to carry you, then let it be."

Fuck your mother's head!

Tang Xuanci cursed the monkey inwardly as a traitor who was a traitor to his own people. He pushed the wet nurse's hand away, and tried to stand up with difficulty, using his broken bones to support his body.

When the old Dragon King saw that the monkey had expressed his opinion, he forced a smile on his face and handed the two things that he had prepared at some point to his wife, who gave them to Tang Xuanci.

(End of this chapter)