Witty Naruto Life

Chapter 2: Smart Practice Life

Where's my harem? May I ask? Huh?!

My buddy has finally traveled to the world of Naruto. If I don’t pick up the local native girls, am I going to pick up a person like you who is in disguise?

If I had this kind of interest, why wouldn't I go and hang out with Cosplayers?
Hiss, Coser... seems to be okay too?
Cough!

After sorting out the turbulent thoughts in his mind, Naruto opened his mouth, but suddenly didn't know what to say.

"I'll explain in detail later." Sakura interrupted Naruto's spell and gestured for Sasuke to introduce himself.

Kakashi scratched his eyebrows and looked at the two of them with an increasingly strange look.

He originally thought he would hear Naruto's lofty ambitions or the lingering feelings of a young girl in love.

But at this moment, he seemed to be facing not a newly graduated student, but an old-fashioned and bad-tempered senior ninja of similar level to him.

How come this is different from what Hokage-sama said?
Did I miss something?

The four of them introduced themselves in this strange atmosphere, and Sasuke's words of revenge became insignificant in the silence of everyone.

Kakashi was filled with depression.

Not only was Mingying's reaction flat throughout the whole process, but also when he said that there would be a wilderness survival exercise tomorrow, repeatedly emphasized that the elimination rate was extremely high, and said in a threatening tone not to eat breakfast tomorrow, or he would vomit.

Naruto touched his nose, then said as if waking from a dream: "Wow, what a terrible mission! I have no idea what will happen tomorrow!"

Sakura tidied her hair and agreed, "This is the test of love. It's so stressful!" Then she glanced at Sasuke very deliberately.

Among the four, only Sasuke seemed to be tense the entire time, his palms clenched into fists, his fingers pinched until they turned white.

Kakashi scratched his eyebrows, feeling that things didn't seem simple...

Soon, Class 7 was disbanded.

Mingying found a deserted place. The latter paused for a moment, then said calmly:
"Sasuke is most likely a local native. I've observed the other main characters and there's no sign of them being possessed."

"What is certain now is that we both took the male and female lead roles respectively."

Naruto was slightly startled, "You think things through quite carefully."

"Yes. Now we need to figure out the rules of time travel. If this is a group time travel, then the plot of Naruto will be completely subverted, and we may both die."

"No way," Naruto said nervously, "After all, I am a Jinchūriki. Even if I don't have the Six Paths cheat in the early stages, I still have the Nine-Tails to save my life. It shouldn't be a problem to save you as well, right?"

Sakura shook her head: "It's not that simple. It's just like the old man's ring multiplayer mode. When playing alone, you can do whatever you want, but when playing with multiple players, there are old silver coins everywhere, and it's hard to defend yourself. Not to mention that you and I are the protagonists of the story."

After hearing this, Naruto frowned deeply.

It's not that there's something wrong with what Sakura said, but the example she used...

Old man ring? Have you ever seen a wild hardcore single-player game female player who can breathe?
In the twenty years of Naruto's previous life, he had only seen videos online of Zi Yu unharming the Sekiro BOSS.

"Ahem, tell me the truth," Naruto looked at Sakura with a suspicious look on his face, "Are you biologically male but psychologically female?"

Combined with Xiaoying’s speech just now, she said she was from Sichuan and Chongqing.

You know, Sichuan and Chongqing are not only rich in beautiful girls, but also rich in a kind of feminine creature called 0...

"Why, you doubt my gender?" Sakura raised her eyebrows and said, "Biologically females can't play with old man rings?"

"Of course not. Are you playing the dark horse?"

"Well, I bought this collector's edition specifically... Now's not the time to discuss that, is it?"

"Ahem, yes," Naruto forced his thoughts back to the topic, but the image of the bearded man couldn't help but emerge in his mind.

Tsk tsk, hard to say.

But it doesn't matter. If he's willing to buy the collector's edition of Dark Horse, he's a good person, right?
Naruto: "So what are your plans now?"

Sakura: "I will practice my super strength as soon as possible and learn some skills to protect myself. You should hurry up and negotiate with the Nine-Tails and collect the rent."

“It just speeds up the progress.”

"Yes, we have to race against time." "But at the same time, we have to try our best to follow the plot? This way we can always have first-hand information."

"Ah."

Sakura nodded and continued, "That's all for now. We shouldn't stay together for too long. You're the Jinchūriki, and the Sandaime might send someone to monitor you."

"How cautious," Naruto tutted. "By the way, you wouldn't mind if I establish a friendly 'comfort' relationship with other female ninjas later, right?"

Sakura deadpanned, "Is this all you men think about when you travel through time?"

"Tsk, don't be so rigid, I can also help you pick up Sasuke, Sai, and Kakashi."

Sakura gave Naruto a stern look: "Scumbag!"

Naruto spread his hands helplessly: "Big sister, you don't have any virgin complex, do you?"

Sakura replied coldly: "I don't think this is meaningful. Instead of thinking about these things, we should think about how to survive here."

After saying that, she turned around and was about to leave.

"Hey, wait a minute!"

"what?"

"How about tomorrow's drill? Can I borrow Kurama's chakra to play with Kakashi?"

"Is it necessary?" Sakura turned around and said, "You go step on the trap early tomorrow, and then we'll go through the process again. After we've moved Kakashi, we'll just finish and spread the flowers."

"Smart!" Naruto grinned and gave a thumbs up: "But I really want to play with Kakashi. After all, I have never fought with anyone in my previous life."

Sakura thought for a moment and said, "You can fight if you want. We have to go through the process anyway."

"Got it."

evening.

Naruto finished his instant noodles and sat cross-legged on the bed, his mind completely immersed.

In a trance, he realized that his body was slowly sinking, and the space around him began to become damp, accompanied by the sound of dripping water and gusts of cold wind.

Naruto opened his eyes and walked forward while looking around curiously.

Soon, he walked to a tall gate and could vaguely feel a heavy breath coming towards him, with a hint of fishy smell.

Naruto looked ahead and said calmly, "Stop pretending to be asleep, let's talk."

"Roar--"

A powerful roar came, and with wide-open scarlet eyes it slowly approached Naruto.

"Boy, why did you disturb my sleep?"

Kyuubi's heavy voice spread in the cramped space, causing a commotion in the surroundings.

Naruto: "I will come to see you tomorrow. Please lend me some chakra then."

Kyuubi's huge eyes narrowed slightly: "Why should I listen to you?"

"Because only I can help you break the seal," Naruto chuckled, "This is a deal. You give me chakra, and I'll give you freedom."

"Boy, do you think your lies are clever?"

"First of all, my name is not kid, my name is Uzumaki Naruto, you better remember that."

"Secondly, believe it or not, I have nothing to lose."

Naruto said, leaving without looking back, his mind quickly returning to reality.

Perhaps because of the time travel, Naruto can clearly feel that his control over his soul is far stronger than that of the original Naruto.

The Nine-Tails fell silent as it savored Naruto's words.

(End of this chapter)