Witty Naruto Life

Chapter 3 Kakashi-sensei, you don’t want to…

"Have you talked yet?"

"We talked. Comrade Jiuwei expressed a deep awareness of the importance and urgency of the work. He will earnestly fulfill his duties, strengthen coordination and cooperation, and form a joint force..."

"Stop, speak human language."

"Sorry, I've been writing speeches for the boss so often that it's become muscle memory... Anyway, he's been intimidated by me, but I'll have to take my time to drain his chakra."

"So we're still going through the process today?"

"Don't worry, just play with him."

Konoha Village, training ground.

Sakura and Naruto were chatting animatedly, completely ignoring Sasuke who was enjoying the breeze alone, which made him look at the two of them with even more strange eyes.

"Are you so playful?" Sakura looked at Naruto, frowning slightly.

"In my previous life, I never even killed an ant. To survive in the cruel world of Naruto, I naturally need to seize every opportunity to exercise."

"There's no need to rush to get experience packs. Kakashi is an important NPC, and if you don't follow the plot, it's easy to make mistakes."

"...Actually, I've been wanting to ask this for a while now. Do you particularly enjoy playing Soul Travel?"

"what?"

"You speak a lot of gaming jargon."

"...Kou Ke."

Sasuke on the side became more and more confused as he listened.

Ghost wandering? Term? NPC?

What is this all about?
But the tsundere in his heart made him suppress his curiosity. He just turned his head to the side, wondering when Kakashi would arrive.

Soon, accompanied by a sound of white smoke, Kakashi arrived late.

"Hey, good morning, everyone." Kakashi greeted lazily.

He had originally thought that the three would be indignant and ask him why he arrived so late.

Unexpectedly, Naruto stepped forward and said, "As expected of you, Boss. You taught us a vivid lesson on the first day."

Sakura: "What class?"

"Slacking off! The boss held the jonin's uniform and remained expressionless for quite some time. We should learn from him."

As he spoke, Naruto winked at Kakashi, making Kakashi's emotions a little incoherent.

"Ahem, I met an old lady on the way here..."

"Yes, that's it!" Naruto said with a grin, "Next time, tell me which street it is and I'll go help you out."

Kakashi was suddenly silent.

He scratched his eyebrows helplessly, and then explained the rules to the three of them.

"...Anyway, if you don't intend to kill me, you won't be able to snatch the bell."

After saying that, Kakashi glanced at the three of them.

Sasuke looked the most normal with his tense expression.

Naruto and Sakura's expressions were deliberate, but there was no fear in their eyes.

Especially the former, you can clearly feel the excitement in his eyes.

"Interesting guy," Kakashi thought to himself, "Let me see what you are capable of."

"Well then, let the exercise begin!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Sakura and Sasuke retreated violently, while Naruto did the opposite and rushed towards Kakashi in one step, as fast as thunder!
He took out a kunai from his ninja tool bag and stabbed Kakashi in the throat. Kakashi narrowed his eyes, quickly caught Naruto's thundering blow, and grabbed his wrist.

Naruto didn't get angry. Instead, he leaned over and kicked Kakashi in the waist, but Kakashi caught the kick with his elbow. Naruto then took the opportunity to send a look to Sakura. Sakura understood, focused her chakra into her fist, and hammered it hard into the ground.

"boom!"

A muffled sound came from the ground, and then a dense array of kunai flew out from the woods beside him and stabbed towards Kakashi.

The whole process takes no more than 5 seconds.

The captured Naruto gave a sly smile, completely ignoring the incoming kunai. Instead, he began to exert force, trying to hold Kakashi in place. The high-speed flying kunai arrived, piercing countless holes in the two of them... or more precisely, in Kakashi's substitute, the log, and Naruto's shadow clone.

Naruto's real body slowly walked out from behind Sakura.

He looked at Kakashi, who had a subtle expression, and praised him, "As expected of you, the boss."

From the beginning, Naruto's real body was hidden in the forest. He created two shadow clones, one as bait, and the other rushed to Sakura's house in advance to let the latter cooperate with him to complete the operation.

This was the battle plan Naruto had sketched out last night.

He didn't expect to succeed at once, but just wanted to adapt to the ninja's fighting rhythm as quickly as possible through confrontation.

In terms of feedback, he could clearly feel the lack of his own fighting skills, and the connection between close combat moves mostly relied on instinct.

Kakashi nodded slightly: "Nice try, it seems you listened to me."

After saying that, he rummaged through his ninja tool bag for a while and took out "Intimate Paradise" in a dignified manner.

I'm coming.

Naruto smiled inwardly.

The biggest difference between him and the original Naruto is that he is familiar with the plot and has social experience, so he would never be angered by Kakashi's tricks.

However, "Intimate Paradise" can also become Kakashi's weakness.

"Boss, are you watching the super popular 'Intimate Paradise'?"

Naruto strode over.

"Huh?" Kakashi raised his eyebrows. "Minors can't read this kind of book, right?"

"I haven't read it," Naruto shrugged, "but I met the author of this book a few days ago. He had waist-length hair and looked like an immortal. He also talked to me about the plot of the book later."

Naruto said rudely, "Teacher Kakashi, you don't want me to spoil the rest of the story, do you?"

Kakashi's dead eyes finally lost their composure: "Wait, how did you meet the author by chance..."

"Then I said, the finale of Intimate Paradise..."

"Wait a minute!" Kakashi was startled and subconsciously covered his ears.

Sakura, who was hiding in the bushes nearby, chuckled and immediately understood what Naruto was thinking.

On the other side, Sasuke was shocked after seeing this scene.

"good chance!"

He quickly pulled out a shuriken and threw it in Kakashi's direction!
Meanwhile, Sakura quietly moved around behind Kakashi, waiting for a flaw to appear.

The three of them completed a cooperation invisibly.

"Swoosh! Swoosh!" The shuriken stabbed at Kakashi accurately, but he seemed to have eyes on his back and ducked down to avoid the attack. The shuriken passed Kakashi and stabbed towards Naruto.

"Haha, you didn't even tell me!" Naruto glanced in Sasuke's direction, and suddenly lunged to the side, narrowly avoiding the shuriken. At this time, Sakura approached Kakashi and stretched her hand straight to the bell at her waist!

At this moment, Kakashi covered his ears with his hands and chuckled:

"One of the ninja tactics is Taijutsu."

Naruto's scalp tingled, and he subconsciously shouted, "Sakura, get out of the way!"

At the same time, he was brainstorming.

This guy definitely did it on purpose!

First, he deliberately exposed a flaw, and after Sasuke and Sakura made a move, he instantly locked onto their positions, and then launched a counterattack.

In just a few seconds, he resolved the attack and took control of the battle.

After this back and forth, Naruto finally got to know Kakashi's reputation.

Although he has mastered the memories of his previous life, with his current strength, it is still a drop in the bucket to forcibly deal with Kakashi.

But it was not Naruto's intention to force cooperation with the Nine-Tails. He did not want to fight to the death with Kakashi.

Why not try a different approach?

(End of this chapter)