Witty Naruto Life

Chapter 1 There's something wrong with this Sakura!

"First take Hinata, then Sakura, then Ino, Tenten, Tsunade, Mei Terumi..."

"I won't force myself to take her in, but I'll try to improve her favorability if necessary... Speaking of which, at my age, isn't it a bit too harsh to look for Hinata?"

Konoha Village, Ichiraku Ramen Shop.

The blond-haired and blue-eyed young man pinched his fox whiskers, narrowed his eyes, and while waiting for the big bowl of barbecued pork, he was thinking about his "grand plan" after traveling through time.

Yes, at this moment, the inner core of Uzumaki Naruto has been replaced by the soul of a modern office worker.

In his previous life, he had done more work than oxen and horses, but his salary was less than chicken feed. Every day he rushed around to pick up express deliveries and takeouts for his boss, and he had to pretend to be a flatterer from time to time, showing his loyalty while working overtime for free.

If the job market hadn't been so brutal in recent years, he would probably have followed the example of the post-00 generation and picked a good day to put the iced American coffee he bought on the bald head of his middle-aged, overweight boss, so that he could experience what it means to reorganize the workplace.

So...

He has traveled to the world of Naruto, and the one he traveled to is the son of Six Paths, the leader of the popular comics, and the protagonist Kizaru!
It’s not too much to enjoy yourself by using the memories of your past life, right?

Of course, life in the future will not just be about sex. There will also be necessary training, fighting monsters, and the Nine-Tailed Fox Golden Finger.

After all, you can live for yourself in this life, and you don’t have to bow your head and do a lot of meaningless marginal work just to have enough food and clothing.

"Here comes the big bowl of char siu." Uncle Ichiraku handed the greasy big bowl to Naruto and picked up an extra piece of char siu.

"Today is your first day as a ninja," the hand-tying uncle said with a warm smile, "Keep working hard~"

Naruto smiled brightly in response, then lowered his head and ate his noodles seriously.

Look, even Ichiraku Ōtsutsuki knows to follow the protagonist, otherwise why would he be able to resume business immediately after Pain destroyed the village? Why was he able to survive all the way to the end and live in peace?

In fact, the Naruto world is no different from the Earth~
If you have a bloodline limit, you can do whatever you want. If you don’t have bloodlines or connections, you may encounter an accident even if you send a trivial message. You can only smile bitterly and say GG with both hands.

Even if you try your best, you will still be forced to work for Snake and Kabuto in the end.

Look at all the previous Hokage, which one of them is not related to them?

Fortunately, fortunately, this time I am a genuine Ashura from the Eight Banners.

With this thought in mind, Naruto strode into the classroom, found a corner and began to look at everyone with interest.

The sunlight penetrates the glass of the Ninja School classroom and shines on the youthful graduates.

"Shikamaru, Chouji, and Kiba are exactly the same as in the original story. Hinata also kept stealing glances at me. As expected, her favorability level was maxed out from the beginning."

"Sasuke is indeed a tough guy, his looks are amazing, nothing to say. If a girl traveled through time, she would probably hug his face and start licking it right there."

"By the way, where's Sakura?"

Naruto looked around and finally saw Sakura with a calm face in another corner, looking out the window.

The neat cheongsam, high ponytail and emerald green eyes make her overall temperament even more cool and refreshing.

Naruto frowned slightly: "What's wrong with Sakura, shouldn't she be competing with Ino for position now?"

He had a vague sense of foreboding.

You know, the biggest advantage for a time traveler is the understanding of the original plot and characters. If you travel to a world that is different from the original Naruto, it would be a big pit.

Who knows if a character who doesn't exist in the original novel will suddenly appear and kill him.

"No, I just want to get the rank of Jonin and start a harem..." Naruto suddenly felt a toothache and couldn't help but tap his toes on the ground.

As if noticing Naruto's gaze, Sakura in the distance also glanced over.

Naruto's scalp tingled and he turned his head sharply, but he didn't see Sakura on the other side, and his eyebrows gradually twisted together.

After a long time.

As the instructors arrived one after another and called away the students in their classes, the number of students in the classroom began to gradually decrease.

The noise in the classroom became quieter and quieter.

According to Kakashi's original style, he would never appear until the very last moment. At this moment, Naruto was not only on pins and needles, but also sweating profusely.

"The Twelve Little Strongmen performed normally, the several Jonin were also decent, and Sasuke was also as expected, but this Sakura... there is definitely something wrong!"

Naruto counted specifically and found that Sakura looked in his direction at least twenty-three times.

Twenty-three times...

She looked me up and down with a look that was faintly...scrutinizing?
Why is she examining me?
Am I acting weird?

Yes, as a prankster, I should have put a blackboard brush at the classroom door and teased Kakashi.

I acted too calmly, and that wasn't Naruto at all.

Naruto is not someone who can sit idle now!
Thinking of this, Naruto stood up pretending to be relaxed, ran to the podium, picked up the scrub brush, lifted a chair, and clamped the scrub brush on the door with a smile.

He recalled the original plot and said exaggeratedly: "What's going on? The instructor of Group 7 hasn't arrived yet. It seems like he needs to be taught a lesson!"

Sasuke glanced at it and said with disdain: "How could such a boring trick fool a Jonin?"

Naruto was delighted after hearing this. Yes, yes, that’s right! That’s exactly what it tastes like!

Look at Sakura again.

The latter's expression, how should I put it... was like he was looking at a monkey.

Shift, can you please give me some normal girl's reaction?

Naruto's heart was full of complaints, but he still put the brush back on the desk calmly: "Sasuke has a point."

I won’t pretend anymore. I’m going to test you in a different way next time.

A little later, Kakashi finally arrived. Then, it was time for Dian Zhongdian to introduce himself on the rooftop.

"Let me introduce myself first," Naruto raised his hand and spoke first.

Kakashi nodded, and Sasuke and Sakura glanced at him.

"My name is Uzumaki Naruto. I love Master Kong beef noodles the most. Braised, pickled pepper, or pickled cabbage flavors are all available. My dream is to get a jonin rank, lead a few genin squads, and be ready to lay low and mess things up at any time."

After that, Naruto looked at Sakura and said, "That's all, it's your turn."

His eyes suddenly became sharp.

Now, how will you respond?

Sakura didn't react extraneously, but said calmly:
"My name is Haruno Sakura. I don't have a particular crush on anyone, but I hate pretentious men and underdog men. I don't care if I have a job or not, but I hope Konoha's higher-ups won't discriminate against women."

After hearing this, Naruto felt as if an iron hammer hit his chest heavily, causing him to feel chest tightness and shortness of breath.

Deliberately pointing out the "organization," changing his attitude towards Sasuke, using modern terms, and looking at my reaction like a monkey...

Naruto had a bold guess in his mind.

This Sakura is also a time traveler like him!
Confirm again.

Naruto looked at her and suddenly asked, "...does even change if it's odd?"

Sakura turned her head to look at Naruto, her eyes narrowed slightly, "Look at the quadrant for the symbol."

Sure enough!
Naruto took a deep breath and asked, "Excuse me, lady, where are you from? I'm from Fujian."

"I'm Sichuan and Chongqing."

"It turns out to be Miss Kawa. I've heard a lot about you." Naruto clasped his fists.

She’s not an Sakura girl, but a Sichuan girl who can make you reborn with a sniff of earwax and is rumored to be a henpecked husband on the Internet!
At the same time, Naruto realized a very serious problem...

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(End of this chapter)