Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it

Chapter 427 The Ascended Ones of Douluo Continent

This Holy Lord is suffering in his heart!
But what can we do?

Upon learning all this, the Lord of Mountains and Seas began sending private messages to the official Douyin account of the Mountain and Seas Holy Land.

result?

Read but no reply!

Just as he was about to leave a message on Shan Hai Sheng Di's work, he discovered that he had been blocked.

Obviously.

Judging from the speed at which this light-speed cutting occurs, they no longer want him, the "old Holy Lord."

The situation is better than people.

Now, only two paths remain for the Lord of Mountains and Seas.

The first thing is to obey the arrangements of this government affairs hall and be assigned a job.

Nine-to-five job, weekends off, plus seven types of insurance, three types of funds, and a year-end bonus.

Alternatively, they could leave their personal information and refuse to be assigned a job, then have to fend for themselves.

"That's fine."

The Lord of Mountains and Seas sighed.

What appear to be two paths are actually only one.

I'm completely lost in the immortal realm. What if I encounter danger while wandering around aimlessly?
"I will obey the organization's arrangements for me."

"Hmph, you're smart enough to know your place. You're lucky to be born at the right time. It's just that our Immortal Realm has good policies right now! If you were to fly to another Immortal Realm, you'd better just go and mine honestly."

"Yes, the immortal is right. I admit I shouted a bit too loudly just now."

Seeing that the newcomer's attitude had improved considerably, the salesperson also relaxed their tone:
"Don't be too discouraged. Our Immortal Realm is currently in a high-speed initial stage of development. As long as you work hard, you will definitely have a bright future. When the high-speed rail to the Spirit Qi Continent is opened one day, you may even have a little chance to settle down there."

"Settle down on the Spirit Qi Continent?"

"Yes, but the conditions will definitely be very strict. It won't be based on your cultivation level, but on your personal ability, or whether you can invest heavily in the local area and drive the development of the local economy."

The Lord of Mountains and Seas' eyes lit up immediately!
Whether or not I can register my household registration is irrelevant.

As long as I can go back.
I absolutely have to get everything back!

Those treacherous disciples who betrayed their master and ancestors and forgot their roots!

"In that case, I suggest you work in the archives. There are many opportunities there. You start work at nine and finish at six. Your job is simply to coordinate and plan the information of the immortals who come to register their personal data, based on factors such as region, strength, gender, employment status, and family information."

"So simple?"

"Yes, you don't need to do any hard work, just move your fingers."

The Lord of Mountains and Seas nodded.

That's not bad at all.

But when he received his employee badge and arrived at his office, everything went black.

By this time, the line of immortals who came to register had stretched for miles!
The mind of the Mountain and Sea Saint Lord was buzzing.

I worked from 9 a.m. until 2:30 a.m.

The main problem is that I haven't gotten off work yet!
There were already a long line of people ahead of them.

He closed his eyes.

My mind was filled with all sorts of complicated business processes and the noise of long queues.

The young immortal is alright.

They had access to mobile phones early on and knew basic manners such as queuing politely and conducting business in an orderly manner.

But those seasoned users who haven't been using mobile phones for very long don't care about all that.

Those who cut in line, those who are unreasonable and swear, those who act superior because of their age, and those who pretend not to hear you and act crazy when you ask them questions even though their own information is incomplete.

Some of the older staff even smoked right there in the business hall!

The whole place was shrouded in smoke.

Among them were powerful Golden Immortals, and even the security guards dared not step forward to dissuade them.

In front of the jade table in the archives.

The Holy Lord of Mountains and Seas' hand, clutching the registration jade slip, trembled slightly.

"Fellow Daoist, what's going on? Isn't it supposed to be 9 AM to 6 PM? It's already past 3 AM."

"Yes."

A colleague next to him numbly raised his wrist and glanced at the time:

"It's not even 6 a.m. yet."

"A generous gift of crabs! At six in the morning?!"

Upon hearing this news, the Lord of Mountains and Seas was utterly stunned!
But you still have to maintain a smiling service.

Because the first rule of the employee handbook requires that they have no problems with their attitude.

In fact, he could only suppress his anger, since he was definitely the weakest among all the immortals present.

But even clay figures have a bit of temper, don't they?
An old, white-haired hermit was banging his cane on the counter, spitting as he spoke.

"When I ascended to heaven, your ancestors weren't even born yet! Why should I fill out three hundred items of information? I'm not filling them out!"

"Senior, I didn't ask you to fill this out; it's just the rule."

"I don't care! What rules or regulations? As a salesperson, can't you help me fill it out? I'm so old, I can't read!"

"Senior, the data can be filled in using divine sense."

"What?"

"Divine consciousness recording".

"What do you mean, 'masturbate'? What are you talking about? Young man, this lady is quite old, you can't joke like that!"

"Sir, if I'm not mistaken, you're not an old lady."

"What did you say?"

"Okay, shall I fill it out for you?"

The old immortal immediately smiled:

"That's great! Please help me fill it out!"

Hey!
Now you can hear me right away?!
It was a process that could have been completed simply by taking the documents and scanning them with one's divine sense.

But the Lord of Mountains and Seas could only ask him about each item one by one and then fill it out, which was more than three hundred items in total!

Furthermore, the time is often wasted due to vague or inaccurate information.

There are one or two old Dengs like this, but there are quite a few!
Whenever I encounter a difficult customer.

The queues that he had managed to clear out quickly formed long lines again.

The old man's nagging and urging in front mingled with the shouts and curses from the group behind.

The twelve words displayed in the lobby, "No Smoking, Queue Quietly, Process in an Orderly Manner," looked like a clown's lament.

Judging from the noise, it sounds like people are arguing?
"Those who haven't taken a number yet, please go and take one first. After taking a number, please line up according to your number."

The Holy Lord of Mountains and Seas mechanically repeated the warnings, but was drowned out by the roar of voices.

Sudden.

An old immortal pulled out a handful of immortal crystals and threw them at the Lord of Mountains and Seas:
"Young man, this is my retirement savings accumulated over ten thousand years! Secretly get it expedited, and keep the rest as a tip!"

Before he could react, the back row erupted in chaos:

"I'll pay double!"

"I know the attendant of Immortal Lord Ziyang! Handle this matter for me!"

"I recorded the whole thing! If you, a lowly salesman, dare to accept even a single immortal crystal, you'd better be reported by me with my real name!"

Despair and helplessness instantly overwhelmed the entire body of the Mountain and Sea Saint Master.

He wanted to cry so much.

Really.

Why do such disgusting jobs exist in the world?

At this moment.

He suddenly realized that going into mining might not be such a bad job.

With this thought in mind, the Lord of Mountains and Seas naturally slowed down his movements a little.

This is slow.

The old immortal who had been watching him was displeased:

"What's wrong with you, young man? I asked you to fill out this form for me, and you're pretending to be reluctant, right? Are you trying to stall me and annoy me? Let me tell you, I have a heart condition, what if you hurt me?"

The Lord of Mountains and Seas suddenly laughed.

Old Deng's words crushed the last shred of patience in his heart.

It seems like I've come to terms with everything, and the end of the world doesn't seem like such a big deal.

"Shut the hell up!"

The Holy Lord of Mountains and Seas slammed his hand on the table, stood up, and pointed at everyone's noses, angrily spewing:

"And there's more to come!"

"Stop arguing, all of you! If you can do it, then do it; if you can't, then let the younger generation do it!"

"A bunch of old fogies! Not only are they rude, but they also lack any manners befitting their seniors!"

"Aren't immortals supposed to be pure of heart and free from desires? Can you take out a mirror and look at yourselves now? What kind of people are you all like this!" After a brief silence.

An old immortal immediately raised his phone and pointed it at the Lord of Mountains and Seas:
"Look everyone, shocking news! A newly promoted Immortal dares to make things difficult for a senior Immortal, relying on his meager power! Tsk, people's hearts have gone to waste, and the world is going to the dogs!"

"Ganlin's mother! I'll curse you! Fine, I'll quit! I bet you'll have to wait in line much longer without me! What the hell are you all?! Come on! Complain about me! What a bunch of bastards!"

The Lord of Mountains and Seas no longer cares.

He was already mentally prepared to be laid off due to complaints.

Anyway, he didn't want to do it anymore!

Unexpectedly, the crowd suddenly fell silent.

Even if some old folks were unconvinced, they would only mutter a few words and then fall silent.

They weren't stupid; they dared not continue to provoke the little immortal in front of them with unreasonable behavior.

After all, there are only three service windows in total.

If this salesperson quits, everyone else will have to waste even more time queuing up again.

The Holy Lord of Mountains and Seas quickly found the right working model.

These immortals are just despicable!
"Don't want to fill it out?"

"Okay, you can go home now. You can fill it out whenever you want."

"Have you lived too long and forgotten the names of your descendants?"

"If you've forgotten, think it through a bit before coming back! Let those who haven't forgotten fill it out first!"

"The old immortal in the back, the old immortal in the front forgot the information, you go first!"

They're all old immortals.

They can disregard the words of the Mountain and Sea Saint Lord because of their seniority, but when they encounter fellow Daoists of the same level, the one in the wrong has no choice but to step aside.

And in this way...

Efficiency has indeed improved significantly!

As a newcomer, he was even more efficient at receiving customers than some of the more experienced staff who had been on the job for a week.

During the morning meeting, I was publicly praised by my supervisor.

He led the applause, encouraging all the Earth Immortals and Mystic Immortals to learn from him.

At the same time, a commitment was made.

If Comrade Chang Chenxuan continues to maintain this momentum and works hard, he will most likely be the next supervisor, and it is not impossible for him to become a manager in the future.

If the opportunity is right.

He might even become a senior manager at the Ziyang Government Affairs Center!
do not know why.

Hearing these words of encouragement, the Mountain and Sea Saint Lord's previously broken body and soul were filled with fighting spirit again, as if he had eaten a big pancake.

He didn't doubt what the manager said.

Because this manager is a living example.

The manager's cultivation level is only at the Nascent Soul stage.

Moreover, he was a cultivator from the Spiritual Continent. He had previously worked as a quality inspector at a flying car factory on the Spiritual Continent, but after arriving in the Immortal Realm, he easily landed a supervisor position.

This also proves that whether you advance in the immortal realm depends entirely on your personal ability, not your cultivation level.

The Lord of Mountains and Seas couldn't help but feel a little wistful.

If I hadn't ascended to immortality, I wouldn't be in this predicament now.

"Sigh, as the old saying goes in the Spirit Continent: 'If you don't fly or ascend, you'll be happy for life.' Let's not think about that for now, let's just focus on doing our job!"

The Purple Sun Immortal Realm is developing rapidly.

Naturally, this couldn't escape the attention of the nearby immortal realms.

Is this not?

The three immortals, Qingming, Chixiao, and Xuanshuang, who had been invited to Ziyang Immortal Realm to have tea with Ziyang Immortal Lord, gathered together.

appearing again.

Besides each of them holding a mobile phone,

The clothes have all changed.

The Azure Immortal Lord was dressed in Armani and wore gold-rimmed glasses, exuding the air of an elite big shot.

The Crimson Sky Immortal Lord had a slicked-back hairstyle, wore sunglasses, had a cigar in his mouth, and had the keys to a Range Rover hanging from his waist. He walked with his toes pointing outwards, looking like a mafia boss.

Immortal Lord Xuanshuang was dressed in a black swan-themed luxury outfit that cost nine figures in spirit stones; there was only one of its kind in the world!

Qingming couldn't help but speak first:
"Chixiao, what do you think about this?"

"you ask me?"

Immortal Lord Chixiao gave a cold snort in annoyance:
"Fellow Daoist Xuan Shuang is always the smartest. Why don't you ask her, but ask me, a brute?"

The two then fixed their gazes on Immortal Lord Xuanshuang.

"This matter."

Xuan Shuang Immortal Lord was picking at the blue diamond on his pink panda phone case:
"I'm not in a position to comment at the moment, but what I can say for sure is that the recent actions of Immortal Lord Ziyang are definitely beneficial to the immortals of the Ziyang Immortal Realm."

"Hmm, but what's the point of doing this?"

The three fell silent again.

"Accumulating merit for oneself?"

"You're kidding me, Ziyang isn't a Buddhist cultivator."

"Should we learn from it? It can't be a bad thing, right?"

"I've thought about it too, but it's difficult. These changes seem very simple, but even I, a peak Great Luo Immortal, find them troublesome. What do you call Ziyang's behavior again? Reform, that's all. I don't even know where to start reforming my Azure Nether Immortal Realm."

The three immortal lords fell silent once again.

Obviously.

They had all considered "reform," but once they actually got involved, they realized just how difficult it was and were completely stumped.

"Didn't they say on Douyin that the reform of the Ziyang Immortal Realm must have been guided by a master from the Spirit Qi Continent?"

"or."

"Shall we also go to the Spirit Continent to find a master to guide us?"

“But cultivators from the Spirit Qi Continent can only go to the Purple Sun Immortal Realm right now. It wouldn’t be appropriate for us to go to the Purple Sun Immortal Realm to ‘steal’ people, would it? After all, we have a pretty good relationship with Fellow Daoist Ziyang.”

"Perhaps we can directly seek help from 'experts' on Douyin."

Immortal Lord Xuanshuang raised an eyebrow and took the initiative to continue the conversation:

"Uh, you mean those big V's who are all dressed up and look all high and mighty? Don't bother trying, it won't work."

"how do you know?"

"Hehe, I've been fooled by these big V's three times already, and each time the tricks are different."

"Okay, actually I've been fooled seven times too."

"Then why did you come up with this terrible idea?"

"I thought you were smart enough not to be fooled, Xuan Shuang, but that's exactly right. You only realized you'd been fooled after being fooled three times, while I only realized it after being fooled seven times!"

"How about we get straight to the point with Fellow Daoist Ziyang?"

"Can we agree to that? Even if he's willing to help us reform, we'll definitely have to pay a considerable price, right?"

"Give it a try, after all, we have a good relationship."

"I support it. I have a feeling that this reform in the Purple Sun Immortal Realm is beneficial and will eventually sweep across the entire Immortal Realm. The earlier an Immortal Realm reforms, the greater the benefits it will reap later!"

Don’t say anything else.

The high-speed rail that connects to the lower realm alone is enough to make them extremely envious!

The job was originally supposed to pay the immortals 1 to 2 immortal crystals.

When the cultivators from the lower realms arrived, they immediately started a price war, hiring them to mine was more than half the price of hiring immortals!
Just as the three were planning to visit Immortal Lord Ziyang.

Something has happened at the Ascension Pool in the Purple Sun Immortal Realm.

A newly ascended immortal from Douluo Continent has been "kidnapped"!

It wasn't that they encountered a calamity cultivator.

Instead, he was kidnapped by immortals from other immortal realms.

This kind of thing actually happens frequently in the immortal realm as well.

Again.

Population is a resource.

By taking one of your newly ascended talents, I've gained a new talent in my immortal realm, while your immortal realm has lost one. In the end, it's like I've gained two talents.
Immortal Lord Ziyang is furious!
Horse riding.

I had just entered a phase of rapid development when this damn thing happened.

If this gets out, what will the cultivators of the Spirit Qi Continent think?

"Immortal Lord, do not be hasty!"

Hun Tian Da Luo stepped forward to offer advice:

"The Ascension Pool of Douluo Continent is located deep within the heart of my Ziyang Immortal Domain. This Tribulation Cultivator won't be able to leave anytime soon! If you seize this opportunity, you might even be able to demonstrate how much our Ziyang Immortal Domain values ​​newcomers who are about to ascend. What do you say?"

"Oh?"

(End of this chapter)