Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it

Chapter 428 The Confused Tang Shirt
Tang-style shirt.

A genius who appears only once every two thousand years in the Douluo Continent.

In fact.

Before him, Soul Masters in Douluo Continent had almost regarded "ascending to godhood" as a myth.

In their minds, a level 90 Title Douluo was already considered an unparalleled existence.

As for becoming a god at level 100?

Have it?

There are vague legends about becoming gods, but no specific examples can be found.

After all, Douluo Continent has not entered a "revival era" like the Spirit Qi Continent.

In Douluo Continent.

Even for quasi-gods and pseudo-gods, the lifespan of a Limit Douluo can only be increased to over 300 years.

Most Soul Masters only live for a few decades.

This could lead to a very serious consequence.

A short lifespan can lead to an infinitely prolonged perception of history.

For example, if it were placed on Earth.

Two thousand years?
In an instant, the timeline jumps from 2025 to the Eastern Han Dynasty, founded by Emperor Guangwu of Han, Liu Xiu.

Even though China has done a very good job of preserving its history, how much do we really know about the true Eastern Han Dynasty?
But if two thousand years were placed in the Spirit Qi Continent...

Any cultivator could easily live to this age with just a little practice.

The earliest documented person to become a god in the Douluo Continent dates back to about five thousand years ago.

If this were applied to the people of Earth, it would be equivalent to directly plunging them to the end of the Shang Dynasty, approximately 1600-1046 BC, the period when the last ruler, King Zhou of Shang, was overthrown by King Wu of Zhou.

Therefore, it is understandable that they do not believe in becoming gods.

But then the Tang-style shirt suddenly appeared out of nowhere.

He broke through the limits by relying on his orchid grass martial soul.

Even a single blade of grass can sever the sun, moon, and stars, powerfully gain the power of the water god, and ascend to immortality!

Of course.

The reason he was able to have this opportunity was essentially because of his background.
That's right.

He is a time traveler from Earth!
I thought that after ascending to godhood, I could find my way home.

As soon as he appeared, everything went black, and he was packed up and taken away!

"Put me down! Who are you? I just ascended to heaven, and I don't think I have any grudges or entanglements with the senior gods. Put me down!"

"Don't scream!"

Yan Yang Da Luo snorted coldly, and Tang Shan suddenly realized that he had lost the ability to "speak".

"It's all about luck!"

"An ascendant from Douluo Continent? Fortunately, Immortal Lord Ziyang thought Douluo Continent was already ruined and didn't invest any defensive forces, otherwise I really wouldn't have succeeded so easily."

"However, you must have had great fortune and perseverance to ascend to the Immortal Realm from such a barren continent. Joining my Hanyang Immortal Domain is your best choice!"

How come even the realm of gods is divided into factions?!
Although somewhat speechless, Tang Shan had anticipated this.

As a human from Earth.

He naturally had several ideas about what the realm of gods was really like.

For example, the system of the Eastern Heavenly Court, or the system of the Western Divine Court, but most likely it is the "random" occurrence of the law of the jungle.

It now seems like the third possibility is definitely true.

He was someone who ascended from the territory of the Purple Sun Immortal Lord, but now he has been kidnapped by people from the Hanyang Immortal Realm?

Thinking about this, Tang Shan felt less anxious.

Since they want me to join the Hanyang Immortal Realm, my life is definitely safe.

'boom! ’

Sudden.

Tang Shan, trapped in the magic bag, felt like his whole body was about to explode!
An incredibly powerful aura, carrying surging anger, descended from the sky and pressed down on him!
No.

The goal is not yourself.

With eyes blazing with fury, Tang Shan knew that this aura was directed at the person who had kidnapped him.

Otherwise, you'd be dead in a single thought from the other side!

"Immortal Lord Ziyang?!"

"Heh, Yan Yang, you've got guts, haven't you? Going deep into enemy territory alone? You've abducted an ascendant from my Purple Sun Immortal Realm right in front of me?"

"What happened?"

Although Yan Yang was in the wrong, he didn't show much fear.

"Isn't that how everyone is? Today you kidnap two of my ascendants, tomorrow I'll kidnap three of yours. What, does that mean your Purple Sun Immortal Realm's Grand Luo Immortals never come to my Hanyang Immortal Realm?"

But before he could finish speaking, he was abruptly interrupted by the furious Immortal Lord Ziyang:

"Nonsense! My Purple Sun Immortal Realm has always abhorred such robbery! Stop spreading rumors about me!"

"Fine, fine, damn it, I really don't understand. Is such a trivial matter worth a Celestial Lord like you personally getting involved?"

"A trivial matter? Heh, all things have a spirit, all beings are equal, there are no trivial matters in business practices, and the details reveal the true nature of things! Every immortal in our Purple Sun Immortal Realm enjoys the same rights and status. The meaning of you kidnapping an ascended being and you kidnapping me, an immortal lord, is actually the same!"

Eh?
Hearing the words of Immortal Lord Ziyang.

The expressions of both the kidnapper and the kidnapped changed drastically.

The Tang-style shirt in the sack looked surprised:
So, the Purple Sun Immortal Realm must be a pure land, right?

He was just a newbie who had just ascended to immortality, yet he actually managed to get the Celestial Lord to personally come to his rescue?

What is the status of the Purple Sun Immortal Lord?
He must be the strongest person in the Purple Sun Immortal Realm, right?

What luck!
I've actually ascended to such a wonderful place!
Yan Yang Da Luo, on the other hand, looked completely bewildered.

What and what?

I only kidnapped one ascendant. Don't we all do this to each other all the time?
What are you muttering about?

"You audacious thief! Put the person down right now and surrender! Prepare to face the fairest, most just, and most transparent trial under the laws of my Purple Sun Immortal Realm!"

"what?"

Yan Yang was completely dumbfounded and said in disbelief:

"No way, Immortal Lord, we see each other all the time, you... no, we can't be that serious, can we?"

"Shut up! Who says we see each other all the time? You scoundrel, don't try to claim any connection!"

Immortal Lord Ziyang immediately made a righteous disassociation:

"I've never seen anyone like you before! What do you mean 'not serious'? Absolutely serious!"

"Immortal Lord, can you please speak to me directly? And why are you shouting at that little black cube?"

"Don't ask!"

Do you expect me, this immortal lord, to tell you that I'm currently live-streaming?
Say something.

Hun Tian Da Luo's suggestion was truly excellent.

Just now.

He shared the details of the robbery of the ascendants, which immediately aroused public outrage.

Then he quickly started broadcasting, using two phones simultaneously, with the titles being:

Live Law Enforcement: Immortal Lord Ziyang Angrily Denounces Cross-Dimensional Robbers, Ascended Individuals' Rights Must Not Be Infringed!

Shocking! A newly ascended cultivator was robbed in public in the Hanyang Immortal Realm! Immortal Lord Ziyang: Zero tolerance!

His righteous and awe-inspiring demeanor and speech just now also excited the cultivators of the Spirit Qi Continent, giving them goosebumps:
[The Immortal Lord is mighty!]

Those who offend Ziyang, though far away, shall be punished!

[This brought tears to my eyes! He's just a newly ascended cultivator, yet he deserves the personal rescue of a Celestial Lord, sob sob sob]

[Let's see who dares to bully the cultivators of our Purple Sun Immortal Realm now!]

That's right! With a Ziyang face and a Ziyang household registration, you can travel the entire Immortal Realm without fear!

[What do you call this? This is called Ziyang people are awesome!]

[Immortal Lord Ziyang is domineering! This is the justice that the immortal realm should have!]

Zero tolerance for robbing ascended beings! Support Immortal Lord Ziyang in enforcing the law immediately!

[I'm so happy! Even newly ascended cultivators have a Celestial Lord backing them up, their sense of security is off the charts!]

However, some people felt that the immortal lord's posture just now was a bit off:

[Uh, am I the only one who felt that the Immortal Lord's posture just now was a bit off?]

Yeah, it seems like he was deliberately yelling and shouting at the camera the whole time.

However, this barrage of comments quickly attracted a barrage of attacks from the crowd:

What do you mean? Are you being biased?

No, I just find it a bit strange.

[Have I let a speeding car hit you, or have I been hit by one?]

【? 】

[I almost died, have you?] [?]

I've eaten every kind of earthworm in the entire immortal realm, have you ever tried any?

【? ? ? 】

[Why the question mark? Anyway, loving Ziyang is not a crime!]

In the end, Yan Yang Da Luo had no choice but to surrender.

Although I don't understand why the Purple Sun Immortal Lord did this.

But given his status as a Great Luo Golden Immortal, no matter what, Immortal Lord Hanyang will take action to bring him back.

After the two Great Luo Immortals, Hun Tian and Qi Tian, ​​took Yan Yang away.

Ziyang Xianjun held up a selfie stick and adjusted it to the best shooting angle.

Finally, after tidying up his appearance, he leisurely approached the magic bag and took out the Tang-style robe inside:

"Young friend, are you alright? I've brought the best medical team from the Purple Sun Immortal Realm."

"No, no, thank you so much for saving me, Immortal Lord. I am truly humbled and deeply grateful."

Tang Shan stared blankly at the thing on Ziyang Immortal Lord's selfie stick.

What else could this be but a cell phone?
It still has three cameras, the kind with a periscope telephoto lens!

"You know what a cell phone is?"

"Of course I am"

After a pause, Tang Sanzang immediately changed his words, saying,

"I've heard of it, but this is the first time I've seen it."

"Oh, Yan Yang must have told you, right? That's right, it's a cell phone. After you register your immortal status at the government service hall later, we will provide you with one for free."

Tang Shan nodded in agreement.

But the doubts in my heart grew stronger and stronger.

cell phone?

Government Service Hall?

Entered the ranks of immortals.

Why does all of this sound so familiar to him?

'Sizzle~'

With a screeching sound of brakes, a Xian Energy bus came to a stop beside Tang Shan:
A bus?!
Where did the celestial realm get this bus from?!

This is definitely not a product of the celestial realm.

Could it be that there are also transmigrators from the Blue Star China in the Immortal Realm?
As for why we don't suspect it's another country.

The main reason is that the Chinese advertisements on the bus were just too overpowering!
[Hanjincheng Laojiao - Exclusive for Ascended Individuals. One pot dispels a thousand sorrows, two pots make one forget the past!]

"Wan San Group Special Supply: Elixir-Blended Wine"

[Special Offer from the Spiritual Continent: Nine-Turn Purifying Shampoo]

[Upgrade your hair care routine and shed your mortal hues! Unharmed by lightning strikes, leaving your hair with an ethereal, otherworldly glow!]

[Contains the essence of immortal herbs, specifically for treating dry, branched hairs after tribulation.]
Tang-style shirt:
Banbi is a fellow countryman who transmigrated from his hometown!

No?

Is this time-traveler guy doing so well?
Was the time traveler the Immortal Lord Ziyang?
Tang Shan had just transmigrated to the Douluo Continent.

Initially, there was an intention to copy the system of Blue Star for management, or to make money from its products.

The results were always unsatisfactory.

First, there are cultural and entertainment categories.

It was certainly novel at first, and you could make some money.

But the risks are just too great.

Because creating these things could very likely expose one's identity as a "time traveler".

Second.

The bigger the tree, the more the wind will blow against it. If you want to make a living in the arts and entertainment industry, you might resort to copying songs, poems, or something similar.

Once he does that, "fame" becomes his inevitable path.

Once he gained some fame, his whereabouts were exposed, so every time he earned some soul stones, he would be robbed by the thieves who had been watching him for a long time.

After repeating this several times, Tang Shan finally understood.

Without sufficient strength, becoming famous and making money is tantamount to helping Jie Xiu make money.

Later, when our strength increases...

They no longer value money as much.

Actually, he's really curious right now.

How exactly did this time-traveling predecessor manage to integrate elements from Earth into the Celestial Realm?

Tang Shan boarded the bus with a heavy heart.

As luck would have it, this was one of those tourist buses, carrying tourists from the Spirit Qi Continent.

Tang Shan was also taken aback.

Who are these people wearing glass domes?
Seeing this strangely dressed fellow board the bus, many cultivators from the Spirit Qi Continent cast strange glances at him.

"Fairy?"

"No way, his aura is weaker than ours."

"Could they also be tourists from our Spirit Qi Continent?"

"That's even more impossible; he doesn't even have a glass helmet."

“In our spiritual continent, people either go with tour groups or go to scenic spots to take photos and check in on their own. How could someone in this desolate wilderness possibly be from our spiritual continent?”

"Tsk, didn't you guys watch Immortal Lord Ziyang's live stream just now?"

"What live broadcast?"

After the monk who watched the live stream gave an explanation...

Only then did everyone realize that this person was an indigenous person who had ascended from a lower plane called Douluo Continent.

"Oh, so he's a native from the lower realm. That makes sense. I initially thought he was doing some kind of cosplay."

"Look at him, tsk, his eyes are so lost, he must be so helpless."

"Who says it isn't?"

"They finally ascended to immortality, only to find that the so-called immortal realm is completely different from what they recorded in their ancient books. They must be completely dumbfounded."

Faced with the chirping of crickets.

Tang Shan chose to ignore everything, because after the bus made a turn and entered the main urban area...

He became completely excited!
"Holy crap? Liu Yishou Hotpot? No, it's Niu Yishou?!"

"cybercafe?"

"Holy crap? A fried chicken and burger joint!"

"Barbecue and hot pot?"

"Esports City?"

Every time I see one.

Tang Shan, sitting by the window, would show an expression of utter shock, his face pressed tightly against the windowpane until it was distorted.

Because he was sitting in the very front.

Therefore, his actions naturally came into the view of the tourists on the Spirit Continent:
"Tsk, see? People from small towns are just like that. They're shocked by such a small amount of food."

"Exactly, this is nothing. The Ziyang Immortal Domain is not even one percent as good as Lin Yao City. If he were to go to Lin Yao City, he would be scared to death."

"It's no wonder. Just hearing the name 'Douluo Continent' makes you realize how backward it is. What he's seeing today is all new to him, even riding in a car is a first for him."

"Indeed, what have the savages of Douluo Continent seen? They just meditate and cultivate every day. If you throw a cell phone at them, they'll be shocked."

"Sometimes I think they're quite pitiful. They wasted their whole lives cultivating, and after ascending to the immortal realm, they had all that cultivation but didn't know how to do anything."

"In the past, immortals who ascended to heaven could at least go mining. I heard that now immortals who ascend to heaven have to compete with the talents and laborers of our spiritual continent for jobs."

"Forget it, let's stop laughing at others. We haven't even left the cave for a few days. Cultivation is really too harmful."

"Even if I become an immortal, I don't plan to take off the glass dome on my head. What if people think I'm some country bumpkin who ascended from another world?"

While some people were still discussing it, others had already raised their phones to take pictures of the Tang-style shirts.
In Douyin videos.

Tang Shan had transformed into a country bumpkin who had just ascended from a backward world to the immortal realm and was deeply shocked by all sorts of novel things in the immortal realm.

Unsurprisingly, this video went viral on Douyin.

Having tasted success, the video creators are already planning to invite Tang Shan to the Spiritual Continent.

After all, there are too many people doing the "Ancestor Shock Stream" style, and the "Otherworld Ascendant Shock Stream" style is still under development.

Tang Shan didn't want to think about anything at that moment.

Before getting on the bus, he had already tried to overestimate the impact and transformation that this time-traveling predecessor would have on the immortal realm.

But now he understands.

I had seriously underestimated this senior's abilities.
(End of this chapter)