Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it

Chapter 426 The First Wronged Saint Lord of the Spiritual Qi Continent!

"Oh"

After hearing the tour guide's explanation, the monks on the bus understood.

"You know what, these tickets aren't cheap. It seems their descendants are quite filial."

"Filial piety is like chicken feathers. These people are obviously old-fashioned and rigid, unable to accept the changes of the new era. I guess their descendants deliberately sent them to the immortal realm."

"Isn't this just a way to fulfill these elders' dreams of ascension to immortality?"

"Damn it, taking advantage of this time, their descendants are probably already preparing to sell the sect."

"Brilliant! How come I didn't think of this? No, when I get back I'll bring those old fogies from my sect to the Immortal Realm, and then sell the sect."

"These old fogies are really troublesome. They're old-fashioned, don't contribute anything to the sect, and even after they come out, they like to interfere with the sect's development, preventing it from growing. It's like having a living father. We might as well pack them all up and send them to the Immortal Realm."

Just as the cultivators of the Spirit Qi Continent were whispering among themselves...

Sitting in the front seat, the Mountain and Sea Saint Master looked at the elderly men in the Sunset Red tour group with a shocked expression.

"Demon Lord of Demons and Monsters? Demon Lord of Wraiths? You two ascended here too?"

Shouldn't it?

The Lord of Mountains and Seas was extremely familiar with these two people.

My serious injuries back then were directly related to these two demon lords!

At the same time, the Lord of Mountains and Seas also understood.

Given the talent of those two old devils, there's absolutely no way they could ascend faster than I could!

what is happening?
I heard that familiar voice.

An old man in black robes and an old man in red robes also looked at the location of the Mountain and Sea Saint Lord with surprise.

"Hey? Isn't this the Holy Lord of Mountains and Seas? Did your juniors sign you up for a senior citizen tour group too?"

"Why is there only one person here?"

"Shan Hai, you're doing pretty badly, aren't you? You don't even have any peers to keep you company, tsk tsk tsk."

"Looks like he's a scumbag."

"Just now he seemed to be talking about ascension."

Seeing that neither of them answered his question.

The Lord of Mountains and Seas hurriedly asked again:
"How did you come to the Immortal Realm?"

Upon hearing this, the old man in black robes immediately beamed with pride:
"Sigh, my disciples and grand-disciples are so filial. They bought me a business class seat, and I slept all the way to the Immortal Realm."

Some elderly men from the nearby senior citizen tour groups immediately objected upon hearing this.

"My disciple bought me a VIP room."

"By the way, Holy Lord, which train did you take? First class or second class? Did you have a fairy attend to you one-on-one?"

"First class? Second class? One-on-one with a fairy?"

Upon hearing these unfamiliar terms, the Lord of Mountains and Seas looked completely bewildered.

Just before I ascended, didn't the elders of the Mountain and Sea Holy Land tell me that the Spirit Qi Continent hadn't changed much?

But why does he feel like a caveman now?

"You didn't get a standing ticket, did you? Tsk tsk tsk, how pathetic."

The old man in black robes and the old man in red robes immediately looked at each other with sympathy.

"I ascended here."

Sunset Glow:
Seeing their surprised expressions, the Holy Lord of Mountains and Seas assumed they didn't believe him, so he began to elaborate on the details of his ascension:
They spouted incomprehensible phrases like "Ninefold Purple-Gold Thunder Dragon Roar," "Thunder Transformation into Thunder Sword," and "One Sword Opens the Heavenly Gate."

As everyone burst into laughter, the air inside and outside the car was filled with a joyful atmosphere.

"I can't take it anymore, hahaha! I'm dying of laughter! Shan Hai, how can you be so funny? Hahaha, you don't even have a cell phone, do you?"

Lord of Mountains and Seas: "."

"puff!"

"I can't take it anymore, look at his innocent and adorable face, it's making my stomach hurt from laughing."

"There is a kind of primitive beauty in it."

"Primitive people weren't this ugly."

"His gaze was even clearer than that of the natives of the celestial realm."

"Hey everyone, let's all keep quiet. Why are we humiliating him? Didn't you see that the Holy Lord's face is all red? Is anyone going to buy him a cell phone to help him improve his intelligence?"

"You didn't let him off the hook either."

at the same time.

Jiang Chen's office was also filled with 24 beautiful young women.

of course.

It's just a purely business-related issue, nothing like group sex or anything like that.

They are the 24 female guests on the dating show "If You Are the One".

The show has been airing for so many days now.

Not a single male guest persisted with them until the end, let alone successfully paired up with someone.

The songs "Unfortunately, It's Not You" and "Elimination" became wildly popular thanks to this trend, with even many immortals in the celestial realm humming them as they walked the streets.

At this moment, they all poured out their grievances to Jiang Chen:
"President, we went to great lengths to play the role of a ruthless money-making henchwoman, and you've seen the result."

"Yeah, didn't you say you were creating an image of an unparalleled fairy for us? Even if it's just being infamous, it's still fame, isn't it?"

"It's completely black now. I can't go out without a mask."

"Waaaaah, my reputation at the company is ruined. They want to fire me. What do you suggest we do?"

"Forget about the company, even my mom wants me to get out! She says she'll just pretend she never gave birth to such an amazing fairy like me. I explained that it was all part of the script, but she won't listen."

"I was selling something last night, and wow, I got over ten million online viewers in just five minutes, but they were all criticizing me!"

Jiang Chen finally found a chance to interject:

"So you didn't sell a single item last night?"

"No, we sold millions of units."

"That's great, just as I said."

"Then I applied for refunds for all of them today. A significant portion of the refunds were for customers who applied for refunds only. The brand said I deliberately falsified sales figures and demanded that I pay ten times the amount as a penalty for breach of contract."

Jiang Chen:.
"this."

That's a tricky problem.

It's definitely a script.

Only something truly extraordinary could quickly shift the focus of attention from the Spiritual Continent away from Qin Wudi's robbery in the Immortal Realm.

The effect is immediate and remarkable.

With the combined efforts of Immortal Lord Ziyang, the perception of the Immortal Realm among cultivators on the Spiritual Continent was completely reversed.

But things didn't go as planned.

According to Jiang Chen's idea.

Despite their outrageous character designs, it is precisely because of this that they are sure to attract a large group of people to support them and become their die-hard fans.

This means that even though they were criticized, they could still reap huge profits from it.

It's a good thing for cooperation and mutual benefit.

But Jiang Chen never expected this.

The women of the Immortal Realm have hearts of iron and have not been brainwashed by the patriarchal ideas of the Spirit Continent.

Moreover, the celestial women's personalities and values ​​are so upright that they can be quite wicked.

As a result, male cultivators on the Spirit Continent are now focusing their search for partners on the Immortal Realm.

Although their cultivation level is inferior to theirs.

But can't one's thoughts transcend the realm of immortals?

Those corny pickup lines, paired with corny emojis, completely captivated those female fairies who had never been exposed to this kind of thing before.

Choose Xizhilang for jelly, choose I'm not confused about love. I can't afford to be with you today, but I'll come back to you tomorrow.

What's a head that can be severed, blood that can flow, but I am a rare find.

I'm scrolling through Douyin until 3 AM, thinking of you until my head is empty, using SF Express for celestial deliveries, relentlessly chasing after you, the heat in the alchemy furnace is strong, but it can't compare to the warmth of your smile in my heart, the high-speed rail goes straight to the Purple Sun Realm, loving you has no turning back.
Can I Like You for Four Days—Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter~
Can I like you for three days—yesterday, today, and tomorrow?

Can I like you for two days—day and night?

Otherwise, I'll just like you for one day.
How reserved are the women of the celestial realm?

Who can resist such fun and entertaining chat phrases and emojis?

In this way, it was easy to get along well with male cultivators from the Spiritual Continent.

Again.

What's wrong with the male cultivators on the Spiritual Continent?
Previously, his cultivation level was simply inferior to that of female immortals in the celestial realm.

However, since the two realms were connected, many cultivators on the Spirit Qi Continent have broken through the limits of the Mahayana stage and entered the Human Immortal realm. And as time goes by...

It is not impossible for Earth Immortals, Mystic Immortals, and Golden Immortals to be born.

In case of a cultivation explosion, it might even produce some Great Luo Golden Immortals or even Immortal Lords.

Ultimately, this resulted in certain gender groups on the Spirit Continent feeling a great threat.

Although they are extraordinary, they are actually very aware that they are extraordinary.

They also knew that if they continued to defy the heavens like this, the male cultivators of the Spirit Continent would really have to completely fall into the arms of the immortal fairies.

Therefore, they had no choice but to quickly change their battle formation.

Many boxers deleted all their previous works and joined the ranks of those attacking the 24 female guests.

"This was a miscalculation on my part."

Jiang Chen admitted that he did have a problem this time.

I never imagined that the real fairies in the celestial realm didn't like boxing.

The phrase "little fairy" may begin to regain its positive connotations from this point in time.

"Don't talk about miscalculation. What should we do now? How about your Wan San Group step forward and vouch for us, saying it was all scripted, OK?"

"Of course not!"

Jiang Chen immediately rejected the request.

crazy?

As a human from Earth.

He knew all too well how serious the consequences would be if Wan San Group's credit collapsed.

Today, "If You Are the One" is a hit across three major worlds: spiritual realm, Western fantasy, and immortal realm.

It's still during prime time in the evening.

The audience has been watching and following for so long. If you tell them that the female guest's personality and words are all scripted, you'll be criticized to death.

"Here's a plan: after 'If You Are the One' ends, we can release a behind-the-scenes interview."

What is a behind-the-scenes interview?

"Emmm, it's a whitewashing tactic. In this stage, we will gain a deep understanding of why you have become what you are today."

After a pause, Jiang Chen explained to them:

"For example, if No. 7 thinks that all of the male cultivator's salary should be handed over, you can say in the behind-the-scenes interview that it's because of her ex-boyfriend, who used his salary to wash feet, cheated on her, and had an affair."

"For example, if No. 22 cannot accept living with the male cultivator's parents, you can say that her ex-boyfriend is a mama's boy."

"got it?"

oh.
The female guests looked knowing.

In other words, it's about blaming your own shortcomings on your ex to "rationalize" your behavior.

That way, people will find them less hateful, and might even feel a little sorry for them.

"Can this really clear our name?"

One of the female guests asked a follow-up question.

"Not yet, because as the old saying goes, there's always a reason why someone is pitiful. I'll arrange for a male guest to 'save' you and help you successfully pair up."

"what?"

The female guests looked at each other in bewilderment.

They don't want to find a boyfriend according to a "script"!
"Don't worry, I'm not really going to make you two be together, it's just pretending. You can even go on a dating reality show together later. I'll arrange some fun segments and shows for you to participate in, so that you can completely clear your name. Once the hype dies down, you and the male guest can just post a message on Douyin announcing your peaceful breakup."

"high!"

"Hey, this is nothing! If all else fails, I'll put on a whole roast show and I'll make sure you're cleared up."

Absolutely!

They're a bunch of traitors!

That's fucking damn good!
at the same time.

The Lord of Mountains and Seas in the Ziyang Government Affairs Hall was so angry that his mouth twisted in disbelief!
On the bus just now, he had already used his phone to get a general understanding of the changes in the Spirit Continent and the Immortal Realm.

Only then did I gradually understand everything.

They also knew that the "Holy Lord" of the Mountain and Sea Holy Land had long been replaced by the former Grand Elder.

"No wonder those bastards were so happy when they found out I ascended to immortality!"

The Lord of Mountains and Seas has sworn more profanities in his entire life than he has in the past half hour.

My lungs are about to explode!

Why didn't you say so earlier?

Am I, the Holy Lord, the kind of person who is unreasonable?

If I had known the Immortal Realm had become like this, why the hell would I have even bothered to ascend?
The current policy is as follows:

Cultivators on the Spirit Continent can freely travel between the mortal and immortal realms.

However, the celestial realm does not allow people to descend to the mortal realm.

Even if cultivators from the Spirit Qi Continent automatically break through their cultivation levels in the Immortal Realm, it won't affect their ability to return, since their household registration will still be on the Spirit Qi Continent.

Moreover, they all had tourist visas when they came, proving their status as tourists.

But the Lord of Mountains and Seas won't do it, will he?

Yes!
He was also a cultivator from the Spirit Qi Continent.

Many people also know that he is a native of the Spirit Continent.

But how do we prove it?

Having witnesses isn't enough.

Even if everyone knows that you are indeed a cultivator from the Spirit Qi Continent, it won't work!
Otherwise, what if some immortal just randomly finds a few cultivators from the spiritual continent to help him fabricate a false identity and descend to the mortal realm?

Therefore, we cannot make an exception for the relatively sound policies just because of the Lord of Mountains and Seas.

After much deliberation, I finally...

Jin Xian, who is in charge of this area, still intends to follow the proper procedures.

Let's proceed with the current ascension process.

That is, after ascending to heaven, you go to the nearest local government service hall to apply for the Purple Sun Immortal Register and be assigned a job.

When the Lord of Mountains and Seas learned of this news, the sky seemed to fall.

So, all that effort I went through to ascend to heaven was just to work for someone else?

That's why the current scene happened.

Inside the government affairs hall, the Holy Lord of Mountains and Seas was furiously hurling insults at the elders of the Holy Land of Mountains and Seas in the lower realm.

"Harmful."

The sales representative from Dixianjing, who was in charge of receiving the guests, offered some words of comfort:

"Not bad, you've caught a good era with good policies. Back in our day, we didn't have such conditions."

"If we send you directly to the Chaotic Star Sea, the best outcome will be mining. You're one of the first immortals to ascend after the policy reform, so if you're lucky, you might even get an office job."

Sit down, you son of a bitch!
If the Holy Lord of Mountains and Seas were unaware of the changes in the two realms, he might actually be quite pleased.

But now the question is.

If I don't ascend to immortality, I'll be a celestial being!

work?

Lao Tzu possessed a vast estate in the mortal realm, with abundant industries and connections, and held immense power over land expropriation.

Let's say that.

If I do not ascend, but instead choose to remain on the Spirit Continent as a Holy Lord.

With the power he wields, even the Purple Sun Immortal Lord would have to treat him with great respect.

What's the result now?
"what!!!!"

The Holy Lord of Mountains and Seas was truly about to burst into tears.

The newcomer's dawdling also made the salesperson in charge of receiving him a little impatient.

He was unaware that the person before him was originally one of the nine Holy Lords of the Spirit Qi Continent.

One might assume this is just another mortal prodigy from the lower realm, resentful because he can't accept having to continue working after ascending to immortality.

"Can you hurry up?!"

"You newly ascended cultivators are all so arrogant!"

"What's there to feel aggrieved about? Which of us who ascended to this level wasn't a chosen one of heaven? You are, he is, and so am I!"

"If you ask me, I shouldn't have implemented reforms!"

"I personally feel that it is still very necessary to continue the fine tradition of arranging newly ascended people to mine. No matter what it is, after mining for tens of thousands of years, they will all behave themselves!"

(End of this chapter)