Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it

Chapter 414 The Unbelievable Female Guest Makes the Show a Huge Hit!

No time wasters please.

This is a reality dating show that Wan San Entertainment Department quickly produced in three days.

It aims to provide single monks with opportunities for marriage.

The program is broadcast live throughout and is jointly sponsored by the Yue Lao Sect of the Spiritual Continent and the Cupid Clan of the Western Fantasy Continent.

Four special guests were invited to serve as commentators.

"Heh, the Old Man of the Moon? Cupid? You little mortal, you really dare to make such a boast."

Fairy Xuan Shuang opened a bottle of soda and then a bag of potato chips, unable to resist making a fuss.

How could there be a matchmaker in the mortal realm?

The Matchmaker.

There is indeed a celestial realm, located in the Mandarin Duck Immortal Domain, and it is a powerful force there. The Old Man of the Moon himself is at the peak of the Golden Immortal realm.

How could they possibly go down to the mortal realm and sponsor some dating show?

What's going on?

"Oh, it's the Temple of the Old Man of the Moon, not the Old Man of the Moon. Another word game, hehe."

Cupid Clan?

The same logic applies.

There is indeed a god of love in the divine realm who wields a bow and arrow and is named Cupid; he is quite powerful.

Having participated in two great battles between immortals and gods, Fairy Xuan Shuang understood some of Cupid's methods.

Don't tell me.

This guy and the Matchmaker are similar in approach but different in style.

it has started!

Tucao returns to Tucao.

But the screen went black instantly.

Then the first guest teacher took the stage.

Originally, Fairy Xuan Shuang had no feelings about these things.

But seeing the instantly boiling barrage of comments, she couldn't help but feel inexplicably excited as well:

[Holy crap! Am I seeing things? The previous Holy Master of the Joyful Union Sect? She's still alive! They managed to bring her out; the Wan San Group is amazing!]

Where is it? I can't see it.

The one wearing Lolita fashion!

[Holy crap? This looks like a beautiful young fairy in the prime of her life! If you hadn't told me, I would have thought she was a holy maiden from some sacred land. You're telling me she's Wu Muqing, the previous sect leader of the Joyful Union Sect?]

[Alas, when Senior Wu was renowned throughout the land, I was just a novice cultivator who had just entered the sect. Now, the world has changed drastically, and I am old and frail, but the Holy Lord's charisma remains undiminished.]

Yes, although I never witnessed Senior Wu at his peak, I've heard that anyone who has seen him is bound to become a director?

That's true. I was only fourteen back then, and Senior Wu glanced at me casually. That captivating gaze... cough... by the time I realized what was happening, it was already too late.

That would be too difficult to control.

[Don't mention the past, I'm directing now too!]

【Then I'll direct it too!】

[Anyway, it's all through a screen, hehe. So what if Senior Wu is a renowned veteran from the last era? In my mind, she's incredibly pitiful.]

[The more I say, the more exciting it feels.]

The show's popularity skyrocketed.

Even many of the previous generation of cultivators were excited.

Once upon a time, Wu Muqing was their mentor and their dream goddess!
The entire program was broadcast live.

There was also a large screen on site where viewers could see live comments.

Faced with certain topics that are so vulgar they're offensive.

Wu Muqing was completely unconcerned and even gave the camera a flirty wink.

Besides those with color.

Some people also gave a proper introduction to Wu Muqing's life.

In summary, it can be summarized in four words:

Life mentor.

Passing through a sea of ​​flowers, not a single blade of grass clings to my body.

I've heard that even some of the most famous holy lords have been taken by her, and she doesn't have to take responsibility for it.

[The first mentor is already this amazing; I can't even imagine what the others will be like.]

Holy crap! The second one is bald?!

【this】

[Isn't that my Holy Lord?! Holy Lord, what the hell are you doing here?! What the hell is going on?! Holy Lord, go back now!]

[The Holy Lord of Thunder Sound?]

[Damn it, they've really lost all shame for such a small appearance fee!]

【I am a monk from the Thunderclap Holy Land. From this day forward, I do not acknowledge the Thunderclap Holy Lord as the Holy Lord of our Holy Land.】

Faced with these humiliating comments.

Lei Yin Shengzhu pretended not to see it and even cheerfully waved to the camera:

"Haha, I feel all your enthusiasm, good evening everyone!"

Everyone:? ? ?
[I'm used to it; this is how shameless these Buddhist practitioners are.]

[Wait, why would a monk be a matchmaking expert?]

[Don't forget one thing, everyone: the Thunderclap Saint Master stole the Joyful Union Sect's most treasured technique, "Extreme Blissful Zen," and practiced it diligently for a thousand years. His avatars from that technique dated countless women. So, this mentor is a perfect match for his profession.]

[I didn't realize the monk was such a love expert!]

[What do you think? It was already exposed by top paparazzi Zhuo Wei; this guy dated hundreds of female cultivators at once.]

Wow! He must be so happy.

Happiness? What's the point? We stopped talking about it a long time ago.

What? The chaotic scene has been discovered?

"No, not at all. It's not like that. The first ice cream of summer, the first milk tea of ​​autumn, ten steamed buns for winter—the Holy Lord sends out hundreds of these at a time."

As the Holy Lord of Thunder Sound took his seat in the mentor's seat.

The next mentor then stepped out amidst the eager anticipation of everyone.

[Master Cihangzhai?]

[Isn't this Cihangzhai, one of the twin sects of the Heartless Path alongside the Emei Sect? Can a nun who's ruthless and heartless really be a mentor?]

【sure! 】

As far as I know, the signature technique of Cihangzhai is to enter an illusionary realm, continuously fall in love with men whose personalities and appearances are completely different, and eventually become utterly disillusioned with men, severing all emotional ties and locking away one's virginity. It is no exaggeration to say that no one in this world understands men better than Master Cihang.

Holy crap, this technique is awesome!

[If you don't understand, just ask: Can male cultivators practice this? I just don't know if it's possible to transform men in illusions into women. If I could date every type of woman, I could become the one who understands her best.]

【No, fellow Daoist, this is cultivating the path of ruthlessness, not the path of being a sycophant.】

[Hey ladies, when do you think Wan San Group will release a game where you can date men on your phone? Ideally, it would be the kind where you can nurture a relationship with them.]

【Then I'll definitely be looking forward to it.】

[Uh, you all have your reasons for the first three mentors, but what's with this last one... Master Frostflower the Black Swan? Of course, I'm not saying she's unqualified; after all, her assets are probably in the top five in the Spirit Qi Continent, it's just...]

Shh! Watch your words. This person was placed here through connections by a big shot in the Wan San Group. Don't worry about them.

in this way.

All four mentors took their seats.

Then came a very hot background music:

【Ah~ Ah~ Rice's enough!】

【Namu Namu Mo Jiao, Nu Ni Nu Ni Bu Xiao, Su Mu Mou Xi Gei So, Da Li Neng Go~】

【Chirp chirp chirp baby baby baby~】

【Chirp chirp chirp baby baby baby~】

Accompanied by upbeat music, 24 female guests confidently ascended the platform.

What's happening here?
Many greetings floated by in the live chat.

Wasn't it supposed to be a blind date?

[Are there 24 fairies all of a sudden?]

You know what, this piece is pretty tough.

"Hmm, this song is indeed quite nice, but I just don't understand what it means."

Fairy Xuan Shuang couldn't help but nod in admiration.

The cultural and entertainment development of the Spirit Continent is indeed far ahead of that of the Immortal Realm.

In response to questions from the live chat.

The four mentors did not explain immediately, but instead said:

"Please welcome our first male guest today!"

Music style changes instantly:

[Jie Niu is driving me crazy!]

[Jenniu is so awesome! So amazing! Jenniu is so awesome! So amazing!]

As the first male guest slowly descended from the elevator, the number of comments on the screen decreased slightly.

The four mentors began to decline the offer from each other:
"Sister Muqing, are you here?"

"Why didn't you come yourself, you youngster?"

"Master, why don't you do it?"

"I'm not coming, it's too awkward. Thunder Sound Saint Lord, you go ahead."

"way?"

"Because you're the only male cultivator, if you don't come, who will? Don't force us to punch you online, or spread rumors that you've engaged in workplace sexual harassment, believe it or not?"

Holy Lord Leiyin:
"Alright." Thunder Sound Saint Lord had no choice but to accept his fate.

As soon as the male guest stepped out of the elevator, he stood up to greet him.

At the same time, he quickly memorized the advertising slogan that Xiao Nan, the CEO of Wan San Entertainment Department, had prepared for him:

"Thank you to Baihe.com for their strong support of this program. Baihe.com, the pioneer of real-name online dating, wishes all lovers in the world a happy ending."

Everyone:? ? ?
Even though the Thunder Sound Saint Lord has a thick skin, he still couldn't quite handle it.

But there was nothing we could do.

The program was broadcast in a rush, so it couldn't attract many sponsors.

In the end, it was the president who suggested inserting commercials directly during the program.

That way, someone will definitely be willing to vote for Guangzi.

As a result, although the advertisement was submitted, Lei Yin Shengzhu, who was reading the advertisement in public for the first time, still felt itchy all over.

"Hello, four mentors, and hello to the 24 female guests here."

After greeting everyone, the male guest took a deep breath and began his self-introduction:
"My name is Gu Yuxuan, I am 458 years old, and I come from the Shanhaiyu region."

Lei Yin Saint Lord, forcing himself to speak, interjected:
"This guest is recommended by Wan San Zhenai.com. Zhenai.com provides professional matchmaking services to help couples find their perfect match."

Everyone:? ? ?
You're still coming?!
Isn't that awkward?
"Come on, experience love for the first time! Please choose the girl who makes your heart flutter."

He took the selector handed to him by the Holy Lord of Thunder.

Gu Yuxuan carefully looked around three or four times before finally selecting (Female Guest No. 9) on the selector.

This step is visible to everyone.

In addition to the 24 female guests.

Because they happened to be facing away from the big screen.

"Now, ladies, please consider whether you want to keep your lights on for Gu Yuxuan."

‘Deng-Deng-Deng’

Instantly, three female guests turned off their lights.

After a few seconds, and confirming that no one else would turn off the lights, the Thunderclap Saint Lord asked:
"Amitabha Buddha, number 7, may I ask why you turned off the light?"

"Oh, I'm all about looks, he's not my type."

"Well said, well said, you're too attached to appearances. What does it matter if someone is ugly or beautiful? In the end, they're just pretty faces and skeletons. What about number 12? Are you also obsessed with looks? I think this male guest is decent-looking, certainly not ugly, right?"

"Ah, that's right. I plan to settle in the Heavenly Demon Domain, or the Azure Ocean Domain would also be fine. The Mountain and Sea Domain is not within my consideration."

"number 22?"

"He has single eyelids, I don't like that."

"But if I'm not mistaken, you yourself, number 22, also have single eyelids, right?"

"Yes, but I hope my future children will have double eyelids, so my partner must also have double eyelids to be a possibility. I don't like cosmetic surgery."

Oh.

It turned out to be the case.

After a series of steps including male guests making their choices, female guests turning off their lights, and the Thunder God asking questions.

Fairy Xuanshuang and many others who were following the show had a general understanding of the program's format.

[The men first choose their favorite girl, and the women then judge based on their first impression. If they can't accept her, they turn off their light; if they can, they keep their light on. Finally, the mentors ask the female guests why they turned off their lights.]

Oh, I see.

[Wow, this guy's pretty good! He still has 21 lights on!]

[Heh, it's not that easy. This is just the first impression; there will definitely be other procedures later.]

[Well, you know what, this show is actually quite interesting.]

[Yeah, I was originally planning to watch a few episodes before watching the rest of the series, but I think this is better than the actual drama.]

【You are not alone. 】

really.

It seems to be to prove this comment.

The large screen flashed, and then a line of large characters appeared on it.

Re-evaluating Love

Taking this opportunity, the Thunder Sound Saint Lord spoke again:
"Thank you to Yu Jie Anti-Dandruff Shampoo for sponsoring this program. Yu Jie has been focusing on dandruff removal for 17 years, making every encounter refreshing and confident."

Everyone:? ? ?
Damn it.

You can just spout off about 17 years?
Shampoo from the Spirit Continent hasn't even been around for ten years, right?

The footage from "Love Re-evaluation" shows Gu Yuxuan at work:

"I used to be an inner disciple of a top-tier sect in the Mountain and Sea Region. Later, due to poor management, the sect was acquired by the Wan San Group. Now I run a fishing tackle shop. I've never been in a relationship before, and I hope..."

'Ta-da~'

As the short videos introducing each person were played, someone on stage turned off their lights.

"Number 2, what's wrong with you?"

"I don't like fishermen because my ex was a fisherman."

"number 7?"

"I don't like fishermen, they have an old-fashioned vibe."

"I'm not a fisherman, I sell fishing gear. I only sell this stuff, I don't touch it."

Gu Yuxuan defended himself, feeling extremely wronged.

However, all the female guests who turned off their lights had an expression that seemed to say, "Do you think I believe you?"

Then what followed was almost a complete and smooth "crushing" victory in every aspect.

"The male guest is only at the Golden Core stage? Although it's not low, for someone your age to have this level of cultivation, forget it, his talent is too poor."

"Uh, female guest, I see in your profile that you're around seven hundred years old, but your cultivation level is only at the Golden Core stage. I..."

"As a male cultivator, can you compare yourself to us female cultivators? Although I am a Golden Core cultivator, my Daoist partner's cultivation level must be at least at the Nascent Soul stage to be considered qualified, right?"

"Male guest, you actually said you hope the woman won't ask for a dowry? Are you kidding me?"

"I mean I'll try my best, not that I won't give it to you. Can't we discuss it?"

"Hehe, since you've said that, it's no surprise that he's a very stingy man in real life."

"Why should I take care of your parents? Are you a mama's boy?"

"Uh, female guest, what I mean is that we will support both sets of parents together in the future. Don't misunderstand me."

Gu Yuxuan wanted to say something more.

But what followed was a complete massacre of the female guests:

"Selling fishing gear only earns you 10,000 to 20,000 spirit stones a month? My third boyfriend was a senior executive at Wan San Group, easily making millions a year."

“Senior Wu, I suggest the program team add a rule: male cultivators with an annual income of less than one million spirit stones should be prohibited from registering, so as not to waste our female cultivators’ time.”

What kind of car does the male guest drive?

"Volkswagen? Hah."

"Tsk, no plans to buy a house in the Heavenly Demon Domain or the Azure Lan Domain? Does that mean I'll have to take the high-speed rail to work from now on?"

"Wait! He just said he hopes the woman can cook? What era are we living in that there are still such feudal remnants! Sisters, turn off your lights! This kind of fatherly man should be hung on the Hehuan Sect's wall of shame!"

"You're only willing to hand over half your salary? What, you want to keep the other half to find a mistress?"

I am so angry!

Not only the immortals of the Spirit Continent and the Western Fantasy Continent, but also the immortals of the Immortal Realm were furious when they saw this.

These female guests are really going too far!

They're not treating the male guest like a human being at all!

Even Fairy Xuan Shuang, a female cultivator, couldn't stand it anymore.

Regardless of the male guest's qualifications, at least his attitude was always good.

But what about the female guests?
They constantly mocked and spoke sarcastically.

Let's put it bluntly.

Actually, they are quite well-off. They own a car and a house in the mountainous area, and they have no loans.

For a while.

Various comments about the extraordinary female guest on "If You Are the One" instantly topped the trending searches on various platforms.

Bloggers who previously relied on mocking the immortal realm for traffic have all turned their guns on the 24 female guests.

at the same time.

Jiang Chen also contacted Immortal Lord Ziyang:
"Immortal Lord, your chance has come."

"Why?"

"Hehe, isn't now the perfect time for you to promote the celestial fairies? Think about it, if the celestial fairies of the upper realm are all beautiful, and also gentle, sensible, considerate, and kind, then the male cultivators of the Spirit Qi Continent will be..."

"I understand. I saw a trick in the tree before. President, you mean good money drives out bad money?!"

"Hahaha, smart!"

"Hehe, I'm not very good at this, I've only read a small part of one of them, but I've benefited a lot from it, and I know what to do next!"

hang up the phone.

Huang Wansan, who was standing next to Jiang Chen, was somewhat puzzled.

"President, why are you treating the Immortal Realm this way? They've been exploiting us cultivators in the lower realms. Wouldn't it be better to just watch them perish? Why are you helping the Immortal Realm change the attitude of us cultivators on the Spirit Qi Continent towards them?"

"this one"

Jiang Chen smiled:
"Is that why we need to change?"

"Whether it's exploitation or bullying, before our Wan San Group came into being, how much better was the social atmosphere on the Spirit Qi Continent than on the Immortal Realm?"

"understood!"

Huang Wansan gave Jiang Chen a thumbs up:
"President, you're offering an umbrella to someone because you got caught in the rain yourself, right?"

Jiang Chen glanced at Huang Wansan with a strange look:

How could you have such a terrible idea?

"The Immortal Realm is such a huge market, if we don't go and make a fortune, we'll be struck by lightning! If we don't change the Immortal Realm plane, how will the high-speed rail be built? How will we go up there to earn immortal crystals?"

(End of this chapter)