Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it
Chapter 415 A Scam by Capital
Chapter 415 A Scam by Capital
"Somebody come!"
Immortal Lord Ziyang immediately found a group of his most trusted confidants and entrusted them with some matters.
"Hun Tian Da Luo, take some cultivators and do some street interviews."
"Find some beautiful fairies, ask them about their criteria for choosing a future Daoist partner, and then... Oh, and you can also find those immortals who ascended from the Spirit Qi Continent."
"If anyone questions the celestial realm during the interview, let them stand on the celestial realm's side and defend us, understand?"
"Yes!"
"correct."
Just as the Great Luo of the Heavenly Realm was about to leave after receiving his orders, Immortal Lord Ziyang suddenly called out to him:
"If someone creates a popular video with a million views, I will reward them with 10,000 immortal crystals; if it has 10 million views, I will reward them with 100,000 immortal crystals; and if a video has over 100 million views, it can go directly to my Purple Sun Immortal Mansion to find a job."
As soon as these words came out.
Even Hun Tian Da Luo could hardly believe his ears.
The immortal lord's generosity is truly astounding!
To know.
To enter the Purple Sun Immortal Mansion, the minimum requirement is to be a Mystic Immortal, and most Mystic Immortals are related by nepotism.
If you want to enter the Immortal Palace to handle affairs based on your own strength, you must at least be a Golden Immortal.
What is a celestial abode?
Let's say that.
Ziyang Immortal Abode is the home of Ziyang Immortal Lord.
"Doing business" here actually means that these people are helping the Immortal Lord deal with some problems and troubles.
Only the Golden Immortal.
Only then are they qualified to help the immortal lord.
One can imagine how frantic the immortals of the Spirit Continent would be if they knew this news.
Seemingly sensing Hun Tian Daluo's confusion, Ziyang Immortal Lord explained:
"Is this a little hard to understand?"
"Yes, Immortal Lord, if some lucky individuals, as Earth Immortals or even Human Immortals, manage to create a viral video, can they also directly enter the Immortal Abode?"
"hehe."
Immortal Lord Ziyang chuckled lightly, neither confirming nor denying.
Then he began to educate Hun Tian Da Luo as if he were a CEO educating him:
"Hun Tian, so what if you haven't read enough books and your cultivation level is low? What era are we living in that you still judge people by their cultivation level?"
"This kind of outdated thinking is unacceptable. In this day and age, what we value most is ability. Do you understand?"
"As long as it can have a positive publicity effect on our Ziyang Immortal Realm, it shows that he is a talent in this field."
"What our Ziyang Immortal Realm lacks most in this era is talent!"
Ziyang Immortal Lord seemed to have found pleasure in this kind of "preaching," and he spoke with increasing enthusiasm:
"Furthermore, I'd prefer that some Earthly Immortals or Human Immortals create viral videos, so that when they enter our Immortal Abode, wouldn't that be like a live advertisement?"
"You can tell the cultivators of the Spiritual Qi Continent that as long as you have the ability, even a Human Immortal can secure a good job and a great opportunity, right?"
Hun Tian Da Luo nodded.
That's true; even a three-year-old can understand such a simple principle.
No wonder the Immortal Lord went out of his way to find the immortals who ascended from the Spiritual Continent.
The living examples from our own ancestors, sect leaders, and forefathers—how could they be fake?
"So, Hun Tian, as long as you get this done for me, we'll both be in a win-win situation! A win-win situation, a win-win to the extreme!"
"Internally, our Resource Fairy Mansion can recruit some talents who have a keen sense for short videos."
"As for external forces, we can also attract talented cultivators from the Spirit Qi Continent to ascend. Nowadays, the Spirit Qi Continent is full of geniuses. I would not mind exchanging a Xuanxian for an ascendant from the Spirit Qi Continent!"
"It seems I underestimated the importance of mobile phones."
After leaving the immortal abode.
Looking at the phone he had just bought a couple of days ago, Hun Tian Da Luo couldn't help but mutter to himself:
"It seems I can't be addicted to suggestive videos and games every day. I should learn from the immortal and turn my phone into a great help in my work."
"It seems like you can use mobile phones and computers for work on the Spirit Qi Continent?"
I need to find a tutorial to try.
Hun Tian Da Luo felt a sense of urgency.
The Immortal Lord actually thought that exchanging a Mystic Immortal for an ordinary ascendant from the Spirit Qi Continent was a win-win situation.
What if it were a genius-level existence from the Spirit Qi Continent?
Wouldn't it be worth it to trade it for a Golden Immortal?
If they are industry leaders.
For example, senior executives and directors in various departments of Wan San Group, or the founders of Black Swan, Niu Yishou, etc.
Would the immortal lord be willing to trade his own status as a Great Luo Golden Immortal for it?
of course.
The act of "changing" is, in fact, impossible.
However, this also proves something.
At this moment, in the immortal lord's mind, ability far outweighs cultivation level.
"no!"
Hun Tian Da Luo felt a sudden panic:
"I need to enroll in online courses and diligently learn all the knowledge of the Spirit Qi Continent so that I can continue to be valued by the Immortal Lord!"
the other side.
Guided by the policy of "making full mobile phone popularization the primary strategic goal".
The entire Purple Sun Immortal Realm.
From the long-secluded Da Luo to the cattle and horses in the mine, everything was forced to stop what it was doing.
Go to the nearest town's [Wan San Shop] and prepare 20 Immortal Crystals to buy a mobile phone.
This kind of mandatory task naturally aroused the resentment of many immortals:
"I give up. I finally found the trail of the elixir, and now I have to stop tracking it immediately and come here to buy a phone."
"Hehe, I'm at the peak of the Golden Immortal realm, and I feel like I'm about to reach the threshold of the Great Luo realm. I was in seclusion when I was woken up."
Among the long queue in front of Wan San's shop, many immortals were grumbling in dissatisfaction.
"Exactly! This piece of junk can't compare to my natal magic weapon, which I've refined for 30,000 years?"
A shirtless, burly man in the group was playing with a rusty, earth-shaking hammer in his hand, the hammerhead still stained with the blood of a monster.
"What good stuff can you buy with 20 immortal crystals? I think the immortal lord is just trying to make money off us."
"Have you heard? After getting a phone, you have to spend three hours a day on Douyin before you can stop."
It seems to be to testify to the immortal's words.
Jin Xian, who was in charge of distributing the phones, spoke with a serious expression, his voice echoing throughout the town:
"The Immortal Lord has decreed that all immortals who have received a mobile phone must spend three full hours on Douyin every day without fail!"
"what?"
The immortals became even more dissatisfied, and their voices grew increasingly noisy:
"What's going on? Should I even continue cultivating?"
"Exactly! It's common for us to go into seclusion for hundreds or thousands of years at a time. Does that mean we can no longer go into seclusion after we have cell phones?"
"Watma still has to mine! After mining, there's hardly any time to cultivate, and now I have to spend three hours scrolling through that damn Douyin? Isn't this trying to cripple me?"
“I don’t understand that, but I heard that the Immortal Lord meant for us to learn the civilization and systems of the Spirit Continent, including daily life.”
"The Spirit Qi Continent?"
One of the immortals was taken aback:
"Isn't this my hometown? It's a lower plane. Why would we need to know about a lower plane?"
"Reverse Tiangang."
"Do you think the Immortal Lord is getting senile?"
"Don't talk nonsense. Our Immortal Lord Ziyang is the youngest among all the Immortal Lords."
"Humph!"
One of the newly-received immortals sneered, inwardly sneering:
"Heh, I'm not going to use it, what can he do? Is he going to send a mystical immortal to monitor whether I'm using Douyin around the clock?"
"However, I want to see what this 'Douyin' is that warrants such an order from the Immortal Lord."
As he spoke, he curiously opened the Douyin app.
Just opened it.
A video popped up:
[A Roundup of the Top Ten Most Popular Fu Li Characters on Douyin – How Many Do You Recognize?]
[First one, the Butterfly Fairy]
Although the Butterfly Fairy may not be the most beautiful, her exceptional value for money and her status as a top-tier internet celebrity mean that even those at the Mahayana level have to wait in line for months to get an appointment.
[Second place: Gui Miaobai, originally a disciple of the Demonic Sect's Charming Maiden Cult, became famous throughout the Spiritual Continent for her extreme leg-lifting costume-changing technique.]
"This is."
Looking at the fairies and witches on the screen, some pure, some charming, some alluring.
The immortal was immediately captivated.
Just when I finally finished scrolling through this one, a new one popped up.
[The inside story of the dating show "If You Are the One" revealed, including details we may not know.]
"Huh? Is that true? Really?"
He was so captivated that he couldn't move.
Situations like his happen frequently on the scene.
Before buying a mobile phone:
"Heh, how could such a vulgar thing be worth us immortals wasting three hours a day playing with? It's simply a waste of life, even a dog wouldn't play with it!"
After buying the phone:
"I'll play! If the dog won't play, I will! Besides, the dog wouldn't understand how to play anyway!"
My thoughts on mobile phones before buying them:
“These are junk items sent from the lower realm; the Immortal Lord uses them to acquire Immortal Crystals from ordinary Immortals.”
My thoughts on the phone after buying it:
"This item is exquisitely crafted and incredibly beautiful. It is truly a blessing from the Celestial Lord! We can never repay the Celestial Lord's kindness in our lifetime!"
Before buying the phone, I heard that I was forced to spend three hours a day watching Douyin (TikTok).
"Three hours! This is really killing me! How can I spare three hours every day? And since the Immortal Lord is not here, what does it matter if I don't brush it?"
After buying the phone, I heard that I can only spend three hours a day watching Douyin (TikTok).
"Only three hours a day to grind?! What am I going to do? Oh well, the Left and Right Immortal Lords aren't here anyway, what can I do if I don't say anything!"
Before buying a phone, a fellow Daoist invites you to a Daoist discussion:
"I will go with my fellow Taoist."
After you buy a phone, a fellow Daoist invites you to a discussion. "First, let's be clear, which Dao are you discussing?"
That's why they say immortals have a strong ability to accept things.
It took a considerable amount of time for people on Earth to accept the existence of mobile phones.
In contrast, the Spirit Continent only needs a month or two to accept mobile phones.
Finally, it only took the celestial realm half a day to transition from an ancient cultivation society to the internet age.
The two immortals who met that morning were still discussing how to increase their cultivation speed.
In the afternoon, the two immortals met and were already discussing the boundaries of acceptable behavior.
They were discussing scriptures and doctrines just yesterday.
Today I'm asking around for this succubus's Douyin account.
If I become the Immortal Emperor one second, my fellow Taoist will lend me VIP the next second.
I will never regret becoming an immortal during the day, and at night the fairy will look at my legs.
This once again proves what it means to be unable to learn good things, but to learn bad things very easily.
at the same time.
Low-quality videos filmed by people from the Celestial Realm instantly swept across Douyin.
As the divine sense of the Purple Sun Immortal Lord swept over the increasing number of immortals in the Purple Sun Immortal Realm who had transformed into the bowing-headed race, a genuine smile couldn't help but appear on his face.
Some immortals, like the natives of the Western Fantasy Continent who were just getting their hands on mobile phones, posted thousands of works in a single day.
The native inhabitants of both the Spirit Continent and the Western Fantasy Continent do not need to open the homepage.
You can tell just by looking at the rough technique, the terrible camerawork, the outdated filters, and the old-fashioned background music.
This must be the dregs of the celestial realm natives.
The influx of users from the Immortal Realm has made Douyin even more popular.
More and more cultivators have come to witness the daily lives of ordinary immortals.
It's not bad.
Before the mortal realm entered the internet age, the standard of living in the immortal realm was definitely higher than that in the mortal realm.
But it certainly can't compare now.
Don’t say anything else.
In terms of public security, even the immortal realm can't catch up.
Just like this time.
Hun Tian Da Luo also found a convenient way to work on his mobile phone.
That's group chat!
Didn't Immortal Lord Ziyang ask him to find a group of immortals who ascended from the Spiritual Continent to shoot short videos?
Its core purpose is to show that the fairies in the celestial realm are more considerate, gentle, and understanding than the female cultivators on the spiritual continent.
Hun Tian Da Luo first created a group of Golden Immortals under his command and instructed them to find the Mysterious Immortals below him to handle this matter, and so on down the hierarchy.
Then, gather the selected immortals from the Spiritual Continent into a general group and become the group leader.
This way.
They can convey their orders and tasks anytime, anywhere without leaving their homes.
"That's brilliant!"
Hun Tian Da Luo was drinking milk tea.
Seeing the "Received" messages constantly appearing in the group chat, a satisfied smile appeared on his face.
In this way, no matter what he does in the future, as long as it doesn't require his personal intervention, he can simply type two words in the group chat to handle the rest!
Just don't get too comfortable.
The chosen immortals were all excited.
After being "guided" by Jin Xian in the group, they all understood how to shoot and live stream on Douyin, as well as simple editing techniques.
Next.
As long as you become incredibly popular, you can directly enter the Purple Sun Immortal Abode!
"No, creating viral videos is too difficult, especially for natives like me who have never used a mobile phone before. I'll just make a small, trending video to earn some fairy crystals."
Jian Ao looked at the tasks in the group and began to think seriously.
As the patriarch of the Taixu Sword Hidden Family on the Spirit Qi Continent, Jian Ao's life wasn't particularly good, but it wasn't bad either.
Because he was on good terms with the previous Daoyan Holy Lord.
Daoyan Holy Land wields considerable power in the Ziyang Immortal Realm.
So, thanks to this connection, after Jian Ao ascended to immortality, he only symbolically worked in the mine for less than a thousand years before being transferred away, and now he is in charge of herding horses.
Although they are also cattle and horses.
But neither the ease of work nor the salary can compare to mining.
"What if it really becomes a blockbuster?"
Just thinking about it made Jian Ao's heart burn with excitement!
If one becomes a staff member of the Ziyang Immortal Mansion, the ascendants of the Taixu Sword Hidden Family will be spared the hardship of mining.
Over the years, with accumulation, it might become one of the nine holy lands, or even a power like the Qin clan.
At the very least, it can establish a connection with the Ascension Pool and protect one's descendants.
Don't underestimate the Taixu Sword Hidden Family; they are a force to be reckoned with, even in the lower realms, as they can rival the Holy Lands.
But it's completely different in the Immortal Realm.
Let's say that.
When he first ascended to heaven, he was practically all alone.
Perhaps Taixu Sword Hidden also had some seniors who ascended before him, but the Immortal Realm is so vast, where could he find his family members?
"Now, the leapfrog development of social classes is just around the corner."
It wasn't just Jian Ao.
All the immortals in the group who received the task were filled with excitement.
After much deliberation, Jian Ao gritted his teeth.
Why bother with so much?
Isn't the current trend on Douyin (TikTok) all about "being authentic"?
If all else fails, I can just do a live stream myself!
After you're done, find the live stream replay, cut out the best parts, and post them as a separate video.
In this way, I would have two chances.
While others can only hope their work becomes a hit, I also have the added hope of becoming a hit through live streaming.
Just do it!
Having made up his mind, Jian Ao immediately turned on three phones and started a live stream on Douyin simultaneously. Title:
[Our main focus is on authenticity, taking you inside the hearts of celestial beings. Compared to some materialistic women on the mainland, we value compatibility of hearts and minds.]
[Random street interviews with ten female cultivators: True fairies don't need exorbitant dowries]
[A True Account of the Criteria for Choosing a Daoist Partner in the Immortal Realm: Not a Submissive Woman from the Spiritual Continent, Our Immortal Realm Has No Tricks, Only Mutual Devotion]
Jian Ao was just trying his luck.
Unexpectedly, thousands of people joined his live stream as soon as he started broadcasting.
Jian Ao was puzzled at first, but understood after reading the comments:
[Awesome, bro!]
[Aren't you afraid of being destroyed by the Hundred Flowers Sect?]
[666, I like your title, remember to turn off private messages.]
[Bro, the level of activity in your private messages is probably comparable to a battle between good and evil (thumbs up)]
Who says the human race has no emperors?
[Wow, in this day and age, there are still male cultivators who dare to openly resist.]
Jian Ao understood.
The reason I have gained so much popularity is simply because the female cultivators on the Spiritual Continent are too powerful.
These male cultivators have been oppressed and frustrated for too long, which is why they are so excited when they see the title of their live stream.
but
This is my chance!
Jian Ao cleared his throat and said:
"Fellow Daoists, you may have misunderstood. I am not a cultivator from the Spirit Qi Continent, but an immortal from the Immortal Realm."
【ha? 】
The live chat became even more lively:
[Haha, xsw, even immortals are doing live streams now? Can you even make it clear?]
[Wow? Wait a minute, it seems like he really figured it out. A title like that is guaranteed to go viral!]
【Uh, are you really a celestial being? I don't believe that a native like a celestial being would have such a keen sense for livestream titles. Could it be staged?】
"Really?"
Jian Ao held up his phone and spun around to show the scene around him.
Holy crap, is this really the immortal realm?!
"Of course! Look at those buildings. Even the outskirts of our Spirit Qi Continent are more prosperous than here."
[That's right, even the outskirts of our Western Fantasy Continent look far more civilized than here.]
[Young Master Long Xiang: Damn it, why does this guy look exactly like my great-grandfather?]
【What? 】
[Young Master Longxiang: Shit! I just asked my dad, and this old guy really is my great-grandfather. Not bad, he's even learned how to do live streaming. I'm so proud of him.]
Everyone:? ? ?
[Young Master Longxiang, isn't your grandfather afraid of being bombarded with comments from female cultivators for using such sensational headlines?]
"Haha, fellow Daoists, you've misunderstood. I'm not using clickbait; my main point is to present the truth. Later, I will lead you all to experience firsthand how we women of the Immortal Realm view our other half."
[Really? Holy crap! Quick, quick, at the ten o'clock position to the left! That fairy who walks with an aura of Daoist resonance, I'll go ask her!]
[Damn it! Where are you taking pictures? Fairy! Fairy! Not that bearded brute! Do you even know how to take pictures?!]
[A fairy? A fairy is probably older than your grandmother.]
[So what? Wang Xuan in "Beyond the Deep Space" often said, "A woman three thousand years older than a man will be among the immortals."]
At first, the comments section was quite lively.
They chatted and laughed, pointing and gesturing at Jian Ao, while openly criticizing everything captured on camera.
He also tagged Young Master Longxiang and Sword Master Taixu.
Let them come to the live stream and watch their ancestor get humiliated.
Anyone with eyes could see that the female fairy whose body was radiating with Dao principles was definitely at least a Xuanxian (mysterious immortal) or even a Jinxian (golden immortal).
And Jian Ao?
If the immortal is too weak to stand, he's most likely a human immortal.
It's no wonder that someone like him would get away with interviewing a fairy.
But when that stunningly beautiful fairy wasn't angry because of Jian Ao's interview, nor did she look down on his low cultivation level, but instead seriously stated her requirements for a partner...
The male cultivators of the Spiritual Continent were no longer laughing.
This fairy's requirements for a future Daoist partner
Is that correct?!
The Spirit Continent game was manipulated by capital!
(End of this chapter)
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