Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it

Chapter 413, "If You Are the One," is coming soon!
The effect of the Immortal Lord's live-streamed operation was immediately apparent.

First of all, there was no protection for these veteran immortals who were promoted to Silver Armor.

And they gave Qin Wudi, the victim, very reasonable compensation.

At the same time, a clear commitment was made.

In the future, if cultivators from the Spirit Continent are robbed or bullied by immortals after arriving in the Immortal Realm, they will be able to receive this "insurance fee".

"Immortal Lord! Immortal Lord!"

The Ziyang Immortal Lord, who had established the Ziyang Public Opinion Management Team at Jiang Chen's suggestion, rushed into the Immortal Palace with great eagerness.

"Immortal Lord! The CEO was right after all! The online sentiment has shifted! Everyone is saying we handled this situation exceptionally well!"

"Really?"

Immediately disregarding the fate of his other teammates, Ziyang Xianjun quit the game and then opened the relevant video.

Below are many popular comments, with the one receiving the most likes being:
[Great! I thought the Immortal Realm was pretty backward, but I didn't expect that bumpkin Immortal Lord to even know about insurance!]

Immortal Lord Ziyang: ? ? ?
You're the bumpkin!

Your whole family are bumpkins!
However, why do I feel a strange sense of smug satisfaction even though I'm being ridiculed as a country bumpkin by the cultivators of the Spirit Qi Continent?

"It doesn't matter. The CEO said that we must dare to listen to the voices of the masses. Only by knowing our shortcomings can we make improvements in the future."

Ziyang Xianjun scrolls down to see more popular comments:

[Awesome! This Immortal Lord must have a master from the Spirit Qi Continent guiding him.]

[That's right, otherwise an old fogey like him wouldn't be so clever as to come up with this idea.]

Have you seen that document?

[After seeing it, I wouldn't believe it if you didn't tell me that the PPT was prepared by a senior executive of Wansan Group.]

So, the Immortal Lord and our Wan San Group have reached some shady deal?

[What's wrong with shady deals? Anyway, this is a good thing for cultivators on the Spiritual Continent.]

"That's right, that's right."

Immortal Lord Ziyang nodded repeatedly:

"Never mind where I learned it, anyway, it's a good thing for you, so hurry up and ascend."

However, Immortal Lord Ziyang quickly frowned.

Because he discovered that some people in the comments section were also disagreeing:

[Good news? You should pay attention to the details. Their insurance is a 'fixed value,' meaning that no matter how much you're robbed of, they will only pay you a fixed 3 Immortal Crystals.]

Oh right? I almost forgot, there's still the credit limit.

【No? I suppose the two upstairs are the legendary Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Chick? A fixed payout is a good thing for us. I just don't understand, could you even scrape together 3000 million spirit stones if you sold everything you own?】

[Yeah! A fixed insurance payout is a good thing for us! I only have a few thousand spirit stones on me, and they'll just give me a fixed payout of 3000 million? Wow, is that even possible?! How generous of the Immortal Lord!]

It's not that the Immortal Lord is magnanimous, it's that the Tribulation Cultivators are magnanimous, because the immortal crystals they're compensating you with will have to be slowly repaid by those Tribulation Cultivators who have been mining for hundreds of thousands of years.

[Holy crap? If I deliberately don't carry any special items, and then go find those thieves and let them rob my father, wouldn't I be able to turn the tables and sing a song of triumph?]

Bro, you don't actually need to 'intentionally' not bring any money, because you simply don't have any.

【.】

The cultivators of the Spirit Continent tacitly skipped over this topic.

Let's put it bluntly.

Among the vast majority of ordinary people, let alone assets, nine out of ten are in debt due to famine.

Just ask.

Which successful cultivator doesn't have a mortgage or car loan on their hands?
The saying goes well.

A male cultivator who is burdened with mortgage and car loan payments is a mature male cultivator.

【You're thinking too optimistically. Don't forget, everything has two sides. Such severe punishment might lead some greedy cultivators to go further and choose to kill.】

【hiss?】

That's true. What if we encounter an extreme case of tribulation cultivator?

[For example, what if they rob you and then kill you, or what if they encounter a demon who, upon meeting weaklings like us from the Spiritual Qi Continent, simply refines us into the Myriad Souls Banner without a word?]

[Insurance? You have to be alive to receive this insurance, right?]

"Yeah, if we kill those cultivators, we won't have to mine anymore, right?"

"emm"

Ziyang Immortal Lord nodded as he scrolled through the comments section.

The CEO is right.

What do you think?

Doesn't this expose the shortcomings in the mechanism?
Moreover, what these cultivators from the Spiritual Continent said makes a lot of sense!
A generous reward will surely attract brave men; a severe punishment will surely attract fools!
Since the punishment for robbery is so severe, offenders might just go all the way and kill the person to end the matter.

What should I do in this situation?

With a questioning mindset.

Ziyang Immortal Lord dialed Jiang Chen's number again.

"That's it?"

After understanding the Immortal Lord's concerns, Jiang Chen said helplessly:
"Immortal Lord, have you not read the books I recommended?"

"Uh"

Immortal Lord Ziyang was speechless and said awkwardly:
"I've been quite busy lately, so I haven't had time yet."

"Oh, this is a small problem. There are solutions in the book. If that's really the case, you can just add a second and third beneficiary to your insurance policy."

"Second beneficiary??"

"That is to say, if the cultivator dies, the insurance premium will still be paid to the beneficiary he/she has filled in on the contract, such as his/her relatives, Daoist partner, or parents and children."

"Can"

Ziyang Immortal Lord was puzzled:
"But this still doesn't solve their problems, does it? For example, if they encounter an extreme villain who kills and robs, won't they still die?"

"Do not."

Jiang Chen interrupted the Immortal Lord:
"Immortal Lord, you are wrong again. In this way, it is equivalent to transferring the conflict between the [robbed] and the [robber] to the [Purple Sun Immortal Mansion] and the [robber]."

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"Simply put, the cultivators in the comments section previously thought they needed to 'report to the authorities' while still alive to receive insurance after being robbed, but now that's no longer necessary, because even if they die, the insurance will be paid to their relatives by you."

"I understand what you mean, but isn't this just hindsight? The key issue is that their safety is still not guaranteed."

"Immortal Lord!"

Jiang Chen was speechless. Faced with this uneducated idiot, he could only try to guide him slowly.
"You don't understand what I mean at all. Let me ask you this: if I do things my way, aren't you at a huge disadvantage?"

Immortal Lord Ziyang was taken aback at first.

He immediately realized what was happening.

"Yes! Originally, I could have refused to give out a single immortal crystal, which would have been a win-win situation—fighting crime and compensating the victims! But if we follow your logic, if those cultivators kill someone, wouldn't I have to pay for it out of my own pocket?!"

"Will you be angry?"

"You made that bag! Wouldn't you be angry if you were in my shoes?"

"Then what will you do?"

"Hehe, when a Celestial Lord is enraged, blood will flow for thousands of miles! Even if he escapes to the ends of the earth, this Celestial Lord will surely bring him down... Hiss? Eh."

A flash of inspiration struck Ziyang Immortal Lord, as if he had suddenly grasped something.

"President, I think I understand what you mean. You mean, in this way, those cultivators who robbed the cultivators of the Spirit Qi Continent are actually offending me, a Celestial Lord? In that case, they'll have to think twice before they act."

"Hmm, not too stupid. In insurance, this tactic is called 'subrogation'."

That's great!
Immortal Lord Ziyang suddenly understood.

I'm so stupid!
It's such a simple question, and I'm only just realizing it now.

"One more thing, you need to take a series of anti-fraud measures. What if someone really can't make ends meet and wants to leave a large sum of spiritual stones to their family before they die? Then they sign an insurance contract and find a godforsaken place to commit suicide, and that would be the end of it."

"I understand, this immortal lord understands, and our immortal realm's Great Deduction Technique is also capable of determining whether a cultivator committed suicide or was murdered."

That would be the best outcome.

the other side.

Ziyang Immortal Lord is also rapidly popularizing mobile phones.

Under his divine decree.

Countless mobile phones were distributed by his subordinates, the Great Immortals, to their respective areas of responsibility.

Moreover, he is the Purple Sun Immortal Lord.

He directly demanded that all immortals be forced to make the purchase!
It's not expensive anyway.

In fact, mobile phones have long been rampant in and around Ziyang Academy.

At the same time, many immortals also understood.

[Better to look at the borderline than a Xuanxian or Jinxian; rather than ascending without regret, it's better to peek at the legs.] Is ascension really that good?
Is cultivation truly the only way out for cultivators (immortals)?

Before this.

That is, before they came into contact with mobile phones and learned about the Spirit Continent.

All immortals would agree on the answers to the two questions above.

monk.

From the moment I embarked on the path of cultivation, my sole goal was to ascend to immortality.

Only by constantly cultivating oneself and becoming stronger can one take control of one's own destiny!

Heaven and earth are unkind and regard all things as stupid dogs.

If you don't become an immortal in a day, you're nothing but a straw dog!
As their cultivation level grows stronger, they can experience a life where they are respected wherever they go and are the center of attention.

Can.
After arriving in the Immortal Realm.

We have to start from scratch?!

Helpless, yet with no other choice.

The situation is better than people.

You don't cultivate yourself?

Sure, then go mine! You can mine your whole life. Even the lowest-ranking immortal can live for hundreds of thousands or millions of years.

Do you want to finally spend this long time with the ore?
Moreover, those who can ascend are all chosen ones of heaven and powerful beings in the lower realms.

How could anyone possibly endure a life of mining forever?
I want to stop mining, I want to gain respect.

Then these immortals can only continue to cultivate as they did in the mortal realm. Once they become strong enough, naturally no one will dare to bully them!

This is a consensus among all immortals.

But when they saw life on the Spirit Continent, they were immediately dismayed.

Everyone is equal, no, all races are equal!

From clothing, food, shelter, and transportation to eating, drinking, and entertainment, none of these were things that these immortals had ever dared to imagine before.

She was wearing trendy clothes.

With just a tap of your finger, a delivery person will bring hot food to your door.

The houses they live in are even less comparable.

Look at their luxurious decor.

Then look at your own simple cave.
After comparing all these factors, how should I put it?

It's not an exaggeration for cultivators from the Spiritual Continent to say that their Immortal Realm is full of primitive people.

Fairy Xuan Shuang put down her phone, which was wearing a Hello Kitty phone case and studded with pink diamonds.

Then he looked around at the cave where he had lived for hundreds of thousands of years.

The interior is simply furnished.

The only furniture was a stone bed, a set of tables, chairs, and benches, and a jade futon used for daily cultivation.

If there are any highlights...

That's because she chose a good location. This is an ancient blessed land of immortals that she fought to obtain by killing more than a dozen immortals of the same level.

It not only exudes an ethereal aura.

There is also a cold current beneath the earth's veins, which can provide a good boost to one's cultivation.

In addition, she would occasionally decorate the cave.

For example, there was a vase on the table.

The flower inside was a rare flower that I obtained by chance.

Although it doesn't have any special effects.

But she asked many fellow cultivators, and none of them recognized what kind of flower it was; it seemed that this was the only one in the entire Ziyang Immortal Realm.

Fingertips traced the ice crystal carvings along the edge of the bed.

These are frost patterns that she personally carved with the Xuan Shuang sword energy after she moved in.

At the time, I even went to ask Fairy Zhixia for advice on color matching, and finally used clouds to dye the flower stamens a light pink gradient.

Outside the cave dwelling was a somewhat uneven flower field, in which several ever-blooming Moonflowers were planted.

"Tsk."

Fairy Xuan Shuang frowned.

I don't know why, but I usually like my cave dwelling quite a bit, but lately I've been increasingly dissatisfied with it.

In a corner of the cave dwelling, there was a stack of Nebula wallpaper.

She bought it from the yellow shopping cart of an interior design blogger she had just followed on Douyin last night.

What she was thinking about last night.

I thought it would look really beautiful if I covered my cave with these stickers.

Can.
But she couldn't help but think about the houses she had seen on Douyin these days.

The crystal chandelier changes its light and shadow under the control of an intelligent array; the bay window is piled with plush toys; the dressing table is filled with a dazzling array of makeup palettes; and the wardrobe can hold one's favorite clothes.
You're overthinking it.

I couldn't help but compare them.

Now she actually feels a sense of "disdain" for her own cave dwelling.

Place it on the Spirit Continent.

My kind of cave dwelling is outdated; I wouldn't even take it for free.

She had originally shared some of her daily life on Douyin, but she deleted them all because she was "mocked and ridiculed" by cultivators from the Spiritual Continent.

In fact, she wasn't the only immortal who was ridiculed by the Spirit Continent.

Any work published using a Xianxia (仙界) IP.

This will more or less attract ridicule and sarcasm from the Spiritual Continent.

According to the grapevine.

A certain immortal was playing a game and was so bad at it that he was bombarded with insults directed at his parents. He was so angry that he shattered dozens of stars, but could only jump up and down in frustration.

Later, Fairy Xuanshuang wanted to imitate the housing style of the Spirit Continent.

But she didn't know how to deal with those strange and unusual things.

For example, if you shout "turn on the light," the lights in the room will turn on; if you shout "37 degrees," the water temperature in the bathroom will be adjusted to the most comfortable temperature.

Could it be that the "lamp" and the "shower" both contain spirits?
That's too extravagant!
Under the conditions of the lower realm, it would be impossible for a spirit to be born.

Moreover, even if you imitate it, you will be looked down upon and ridiculed as a "copycat".

Because some immortals did this, and then they were ridiculed:

[Heh, do you native immortals even understand living in a house like this?]

[No way, no way, could there really be immortals who copy even how to build houses from our Spirit Qi Continent?]

"Hey."

With a sigh, Fairy Xuan Shuang lay down on her newly bought beanbag chair in despair.

As for the stone bed?

Sorry.

From now on, she will never sit down again.

"Let's catch up on some TV shows. No matter what, life is much more comfortable now than before."

After ordering dozens of buckets of "Overlord Cup" milk tea and buying a large amount of snacks suitable for watching TV series.

Fairy Xuan Shuang then opened 91 Video to find a show to watch while eating today.

"The Peach Blossom in Immortal Realm Through Lifetimes - I watched the commentary on Douyin last night, but it's no fun anymore."

"I've finished watching 'Empresses in the Palace' too."

"I've finished watching the latest episode of Fireball Teens. By the way, when will yo-yos be available for sale in the Fairy Realm?"

"No soliciting if you're not serious?"

"The name itself sounds uninteresting."

Just as Fairy Xuan Shuang was about to swipe past, she suddenly noticed a note below "If You Are the One":
A thousand-mile journey begins with a single step; a red thread binds lovers together, bringing sweetness to their union. Confess your love and take the plunge!

[The first dating and matchmaking program in the Spiritual Continent is coming soon!]

A dating show?

Fairy Xuanshuang stopped her finger, which was about to sweep away.

A blind date, huh?
Since that's the case, then we have no choice but to watch it.

(End of this chapter)