Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it

Chapter 412 Hmm? That's right!
"Are the fairies of your Spirit Continent willing to give you their deepest love?"

Ziyang Immortal asked in return.

"Of course! Let me tell you, whether it's the fairies on the second floor of the Immortal Bathhouse or the fairies in the Pink Pavilion, they've all received professional training, and their skills are incredibly exquisite."

The two of them were chatting animatedly through their phone screens.

"cough!"

Jiang Chen could only cough to interrupt him:
"Immortal Lord, Immortal Lord! Mind your image!"

"Oh? Oh, oh, oh?"

Ziyang Immortal Lord nodded repeatedly, but his heart was still lingering on the past.

Are the leg, foot, and waist techniques of the fairies of the Spirit Continent really as wonderful as this fellow Daoist described?

I've never tasted it.

Even before this, there were some positions he could never have imagined.

Although he had long since become indifferent to beauty, whether he wanted to see it or not was another matter.

"Immortal Lord, now you understand why cultivators on the Spirit Qi Continent are unwilling to ascend, right?"

Let's get down to business.

Immortal Lord Ziyang nodded solemnly.

President Wan San is right.

Freezing three feet is not a day's cold.

The various systems of the Immortal Realm are indeed too outdated in the eyes of cultivators on the Spirit Qi Continent.

The only benefit of ascension is "immortality".

But if "immortality" is only about enduring suffering, then it's better to die sooner rather than later.

"President, what do you think should be done with my Purple Sun Immortal Realm?"

"Simple!"

Jiang Chen snapped his fingers and said:

"As the sage said: 'Listen to advice and you'll eat your fill!' Now that the masses have clearly voiced their opinions, and since you know why the cultivators of our Spiritual Qi Continent are cyberbullying you and resisting ascension, what's so difficult about it? Just change it!"

"How to change?"

Looking at the completely bewildered Immortal Lord Ziyang, Jiang Chen couldn't help but complain:

"Why don't you come and take a course at our Wan San Group, Immortal Lord? If that doesn't work, you could even get some advanced training. You're so old, have you wasted your life? Don't you have any crisis management skills at all?"

"Crisis management?"

Ziyang Immortal Lord was increasingly bewildered, yet he felt a sense of awe and wonder.

"So, to make a long story short, we can divide it into four steps."

"First, punish the immortal who bullied Qin Wudi before, and compensate Qin Wudi, the victim. Remember to broadcast the whole process live."

"Secondly, in response to this situation, we will launch a special campaign to crack down on evil cultivators throughout the Ziyang Immortal Realm, promote the 'Immortal Clerk Goes to the Countryside' campaign, and arrest some typical cases to be sent to the Ten Thousand Soul Banner for labor reform."

"Third, register the official Douyin account of Ziyang Immortal Realm. You can refer to the operation ideas of various tourist city accounts in our Spirit Qi Continent for how to operate it."

"Fourth, we will carry out a comprehensive upgrade of the Ziyang Immortal Realm and strive to enter a new civilization process. The Ziyang Immortal Realm must also have everything that the Spirit Qi Continent has. I can arrange for Wan San Group personnel to go and provide guidance on this."

Immortal Lord: ?
It stands to reason.

Ziyang Immortal Lord had long since reached the level where he could calculate everything under the world with a simple "finger calculation".

But he only vaguely understood everything that President Wan said.

"What exactly should I do?"

"Fine! You think I wasn't specific enough?"

Jiang Chen rolled his eyes at Ziyang Immortal Lord:
"It's obvious that all you can think about is cultivation. You've completely lost touch with the higher plane of spiritual energy." I've already explained it simply enough. Here's what I'll do: I'll prepare a document for you later. It'll be easy to understand at a glance. Just follow the instructions.

The corner of Ziyang Immortal Lord's mouth twitched slightly.

He's really starting to break down.

When did the Spirit Continent become qualified to call itself a "higher plane" in front of the Immortal Realm?

But now the situation is beyond his control, and he has no choice but to accept it.

【Eh? 】

Qin Wudi subtly tugged at the immortal robe of Immortal Lord Ziyang and privately transmitted his voice:
[Immortal Lord, this is an incredible opportunity for you! You have no idea that in the Spirit Qi Continent, every document the CEO submits is scrutinized and analyzed by countless powerful figures.]

Is that true?

Immortal Lord Ziyang raised an eyebrow, clearly somewhat disbelieving.

It was also very uncomfortable!

What did you say?!
What do you mean by an incredible "opportunity" for me?
Of course! I've heard that if you can thoroughly understand the documents issued by the CEO, your management skills will improve by at least several levels!

[Hehe, then this immortal lord will have to see for himself later.]

End of transmission

Ziyang Immortal looked at the screen again with a hint of doubt:

"Is this all the CEO is going to do?"

"Of course not. I have a backup plan. At the same time, I will also create related hot news on the Spirit Qi Continent to make everyone forget about Qin Wudi being bullied as quickly as possible. I will also arrange a public relations team to clear your name and divert public attention. This will solve the problem."

"Ok."

The half-understanding Immortal Lord Ziyang waved his hand dismissively:
"I'll listen to you. Send me that document first so I can see how amazing it is that this immortal lord can understand it at a glance."

hang up the phone.

In fact, Jiang Chen didn't need to personally handle this matter at all; the Wan San Group has plenty of talented people now.

Regarding the preparation of the PPT.

Rikka, the current president of Thriller Park, can be considered the undisputed number one after the president.

soon.

The document written by Liu Hua was then forwarded by Jiang Chen to Zi Yang Xian Jun's Douyin account.

Ok.

The immortal lord has a cell phone now; Qin Wudi just bought it for him.

"Well?"

Ziyang Immortal Lord squinted his eyes. Is this what they call a "butt kick"?

[Purple Sun Immortal Realm Reform Plan]

Objective: To solve problems such as the low ascension rate, and to learn from the advanced experiences of the Spirit Continent to make the Immortal Realm more civilized.

Key tasks:

Handling the "Qin Wudi Incident"

The trial of the involved deity was broadcast live over three days, and a public apology was issued.

Compensate Qin Wudi 3 Immortal Crystals (or equivalent items).

Improve the environment of the immortal realm
Start a Douyin account called "Ziyang Xianyu Tong" and shoot videos about traveling to the fairyland.

Establish a cultural tourism group to develop distinctive tourism projects.

Upgrade infrastructure
Achieve full coverage of "Xianyu Tong" (similar to a mobile phone in the human world) within one year.

Send 100 immortals to the human world to learn courses such as "crisis public relations" and "making PPT".

Safeguards:

The Immortal Lord and Qin Wudi took the lead in supervising.

I report the progress to Wansan Group every day via my mobile phone.

Attachments: Apology template, travel plan, training plan.

(Finish)

[Note: This document was written by Comrade Liuhua and uses the Spirit Continent PPT standard format, and has passed ISO-9001 official certification.]

"This thing seems to actually have some merit?"

"hiss?"

"how to say"

The immortal lord couldn't help but watch it repeatedly.

At first, he thought it was all nonsense, but upon closer examination...
It is not difficult to find.

Each piece of content may seem concise, but it actually contains many important guiding principles.

If we were to break down and explain the meaning of that short sentence, it would take at least five times more words.

Moreover, it took him many readings to fully understand the profound meaning of the document.

It can only be implied, not explained.

"This is amazing! What's this called? A file? Or a PowerPoint presentation? This is incredible, we have to learn how to use it!"

After fully understanding the situation, Immortal Lord Ziyang immediately called Jiang Chen:

"President, I understand what you mean, but it is extremely difficult for us immortals to descend to the mortal realm. Let alone a hundred, even one is very difficult."

"Leave this to me. I forgot to ask earlier, if a large number of cultivators from our Spirit Qi Continent go to the Immortal Realm, they can't all go mining, can they?"

"how is this possible?"

"Forget about whether it's possible or not, just answer me! Look in my eyes!"

"This"

The immortal lord coughed somewhat awkwardly:
"It's not all mining; there's also helping immortals cultivate immortal herbs, or raising immortal beasts as mounts."

"Uh, so it's the three-piece set of mining, farming, and cattle herding?"

"Well, if you insist on saying it that way, then there's nothing wrong with it."

"How is the treatment?"

“The highest salary must be for mining, 800 immortal crystals a month.”

"Ugh, that's too low! I knew it! Your Immortal Realm would definitely exploit cultivators. You wicked, damned capitalists are all the same. Wait, what? You mean what? What?!"

"800 Immortal Crystals"

Even Ziyang Immortal Lord himself was a little insecure:
"It was originally 1000 immortal crystals, but the cultivators on the Spirit Continent aren't even immortals yet, so their efficiency is definitely much slower. Giving them 800 is already very generous, isn't it? If all else fails, I can make them work for immortals at the same rate, 1000 immortal crystals per month."

Jiang Chen:.
Is the Immortal Realm really that generous?
"No way! 800 won't do, 1000 is even worse! Damn it, didn't Qin Wudi say before that mining would only give 100 immortal crystals a month?"

"100?"

Upon hearing this, even the immortal lord was taken aback:
"That's not right! I agreed with the mine that newbies would receive 1500 Immortal Crystals, and I'd get a 500 commission per kill. How come I only got 100? Where's the other 900?!"

"Immortal Lord."

Upon hearing this, Qin Wudi's eyes immediately filled with utter despair:
"In fact, of the 100, the supervisor will still take 10."

What's wrong with my mom?
Jiang Chen was also stunned.

Even immortals do this?!
Although it was unexpected, it was also reasonable.

Where there are people, there are interests.

If you, Immortal Lord, take the lead in accepting kickbacks, won't those below follow suit?

Even if the immortal lord doesn't eat it, those below will still exploit it layer by layer.

However, none of these things matter to me.

"I don't care. If cultivators from our Spirit Qi Continent go to your Immortal Realm to mine in the future, we'll only give them a maximum of 400 Immortal Crystals per month!"

"Huh?" x2
Ziyang Immortal Lord and Qin Wudi were dumbfounded once again.

Did you hear it wrong?

The CEO actually demanded that the wages of cultivators from the Spirit Qi Continent be reduced?
"That's right, you heard me correctly. On the Spirit Qi Continent, we only earn a little over 10,000 a month mining. You're offering 80,000 or even 100,000? If that's the case, who would want to mine on the Spirit Qi Continent? High wages are not conducive to unity between the two realms!"

Ziyang Immortal Lord:
Qin Wudi:
What kind of looks are you two giving me?

Jiang Chen glanced at the two of them sideways:

"I'm not kidding. If your Immortal Realm offers high salaries and attracts all the cultivators from the Spirit Qi Continent to work there, how can our Spirit Qi Continent develop?"

Oh!
Now Ziyang Immortal Lord and Qin Wudi understood.

President Wan is worried that the benefits in the Immortal Realm are too good, and that it will steal away the "population" of their Spirit Qi Continent.

In fact, population is a very important strategic resource in the Immortal Realm.

One of the fundamental reasons for the constant friction between the various immortal realms is the "talent grabbing."

"So, I've saved you so much on manpower costs, Immortal Lord, you understand what I mean, right?"

"what?"

"Uh, can't you do math?"

Ziyang Immortal Lord:
What do you mean?
He'll definitely do the math, right?
"If I only pay them 400 Immortal Crystals, that's equivalent to 600 Immortal Crystals per person. Brilliant!"

Upon hearing what Immortal Lord Ziyang said, Jiang Chen's expression immediately turned sour.

Upon seeing this, Qin Wudi immediately said:

"My Lord, the CEO has been working tirelessly for us! What about the extra money?"

"Oh!"

Immortal Lord Ziyang slapped his forehead:
"Ugh! Look at my head, this extra 600, oh no, where is this extra? I'll just arrange for the finance department to directly liaise with the president. As for the specifics of how to calculate and distribute the salaries of cultivators on the Spirit Qi Continent, I don't understand the exchange rate either. I can just leave it all to the president to handle."

"Yes, Immortal Lord, you're too kind."

Jiang Chen hung up the phone with satisfaction.

This child is teachable!
This Immortal Lord Ziyang is definitely a promising talent worth cooperating with.

So next.
"Xiao Nan, how's the program I asked you to arrange coming along?"

"Everything is going well, we can start filming soon!"

"Okay, schedule it for prime-time release within three days!"

Three days?

That's enough for Immortal Lord Ziyang to sort out the messy situation over there.

The emotions of the silver-armored immortals who were responsible for guiding Qin Wudi were quite turbulent!

At first, they were happy and carefree for a while after fleecing Qin Wudi, who was a fat sheep. Although their spending power had to be reduced by a hundred times, they couldn't resist Qin Wudi's wealth!
Later, upon learning that this guy was actually a descendant of the Golden Immortal Qin Tian, ​​I was genuinely terrified for several days.

Seeing that Qin Tian didn't seem to intend to settle scores with them, they resumed their carefree attitude.

Then, he was suddenly captured by the guards of Immortal Lord Ziyang and almost killed on the spot.

Finally, the group of people, who had lost all hope, suddenly realized that they didn't have to die.

All they had to do was toil in the Ten Thousand Soul Banner for tens of thousands of years, and then mine for hundreds of thousands of years. One by one, they began to feel grateful again.

Furthermore, Qin Wudi also received a large sum of compensation.

3 Immortal Crystals.

That translates to 3000 million spirit stones.

While it certainly wouldn't be as valuable as the contents of his previously stolen storage bag, it was "insurance service."

Ziyang Immortal Lord made a promise.

Later, whenever a cultivator from the Spiritual Continent who ascends to the Spiritual Realm is "robbed" by a native immortal from the Purple Sun Immortal Domain, they can receive this compensation.

As long as cultivators from the Spirit Qi Continent ascend to this realm...

An envoy will arrive immediately to sign the relevant insurance contract with them.

of course.

The money comes from the sheep, and in reality, the "robbers" will use the mining to pay off their debts.

This would prevent immortals from colluding with ascended beings to "play the robbery game" in order to "defraud insurance".

These were all ideas proposed by Jiang Chen.

Ziyang Immortal Lord listened to one thing and learned another. He was really curious about how the president could come up with such a brilliant plan.

This way.

Cultivators who ascend from the Spiritual Continent no longer need to worry about encountering tribulation cultivators; in fact, they may even yearn to be "robbed" by immortals.

And after such a severe punishment.

It's estimated that only an immortal with a brain full of shit would dare to rob cultivators from the Spirit Qi Continent.

The subsequent punishment of the Silver-Armored Immortal and the compensation to Qin Wudi were all broadcast live.

There's nothing I can do, I don't know why I keep getting censored and put in the "blacklist," and a lot of things have been deleted and edited. Join the group.

(End of this chapter)