Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it

Chapter 404 A Short Drama with a Celestial Realm Feature
Jiang Chen touched his chin.

Since the food, clothing, housing and transportation provided by Ziyang Academy have generated a good response.

So, what's next?
"Short drama!"

"what?"

Huang Wansan did not understand what Jiang Chen was trying to express.

"We're developing short dramas specifically for the immortal realm, taking those old tropes and remaking those mindless, feel-good dramas that even dogs on our spiritual continent wouldn't want to watch these days."

"This"

Huang Wansan hesitated for a moment:
"President, you know those short dramas are full of logical flaws. Can immortals really afford to pay for them?"

How will you know if you don't try?

Jiang Chen chuckled softly.

It is known that immortals are free from illness and disaster, and as long as nothing unexpected happens, their lifespan can easily reach hundreds of thousands or even millions of years.

Hundreds of thousands of years!
Even if we take a compromise of 500,000 years, that would be enough to last until the Chaotic Ancient Era in the Spirit Qi Continent!

How bored must that immortal be on a daily basis?

Moreover, judging from the information Qin Wudi has recently provided.

The time immortals spend in seclusion far exceeds that of the Spiritual Continent, easily exceeding a thousand years.

Besides, you could say that feel-good dramas are mindless.

But you can't say that feel-good dramas aren't enjoyable.

that's it.

Under Jiang Chen's arrangement, a series of remade short dramas were secretly and specially supplied to the Immortal Realm.

The first area to be covered was naturally Ziyang Academy, where mobile phones had become rampant.

The title of this short drama is "After Rebirth, the Immortal Emperor Who Married the Fake Heiress Went Crazy with Regret".

"emm"

Zhuang Hui, who was stuffing potato chips into her mouth with her left hand and constantly waving the black swan yellow bicycle with her right hand, was stunned.

"Immortal Emperor?"

What realm is the Immortal Emperor?

The cultivation realms are simple: Human Immortal, Earth Immortal, Mysterious Immortal, Golden Immortal, Great Luo Golden Immortal, and beyond that.
Legend has it that there are also quasi-saints and saints above.

However, as far as Zhuang Hui knew, the strongest Immortal Lords in the Nine Realms of the Immortal World were all at the peak of the Great Luo Golden Immortal realm, with only one foot already in the quasi-saint realm.

But whether it's a Great Golden Immortal, an Immortal Lord, or even a legendary saint, none of them seem as impressive or dignified as an "Immortal Emperor."

Only then did she have the mind to study the name.

Reborn?

A fake heiress?
The Celestial Emperor is filled with regret?

The title of the short drama, which would be disliked by people and dogs in the Spirit Continent, was incredibly attractive to Zhuang Hui at this moment.

It's barely discernible that this is a story about a reborn individual who, for some reason, causes the Celestial Emperor immense regret.

We immortals have hearts of iron.

How could a dignified Immortal Emperor possibly regret it?
Even if I am wrong, I will have no regrets!
Filled with curiosity, Zhuang Hui clicked on the short drama.

beginning:
When the crimson moonlight pierced through the nine layers of gauze curtains.

Yun Zhao heard the sound of his immortal bones shattering.

"Your Majesty, why?"

She curled up helplessly on the cold jade platform, looking at the man who had drawn her eyebrows and painted her lips when she was a child.

The black iron chains pierced through her collarbone, nailing her innate Dao body into a broken butterfly.

The fairy servant's hands, holding the boning knife, were trembling.
"Your Majesty, is this innate Dao body truly to be given to Fairy Xue Li?"

"It originally belonged to Xue Li."

The Immortal Emperor spoke with a cold face.

As his sleeves fluttered, Yun Zhao saw the sachet he had meticulously crafted over three hundred years being crushed on the sole of his gilded boots:
"You think I would fall in love with a fake?"

The image flashed by in an instant.

The opening theme begins.

Even this short opening had already piqued Zhuang Hui's intense curiosity.

"Fake?"

Someone behind Zhuang Hui couldn't help but speak up.

The other women who were initially playing on their phones around them also gathered around after hearing the content of the short drama.

Among them were men and women.

"And who is it really?"

"Who knows."

Is that Fairy Xue Li the 'real deal'?

"But why does this 'fake' that the Immortal Emperor mentioned give off such a delicate feeling?"

"I feel like this fake is the real one, right?"

"That's right, I could tell she was a good girl just by looking at her face."

"Shh!"

Chu Qi interrupted the crowd's rambling with displeasure:

"It's starting, all of you shut up!"

Start of text:
A century ago in Tianque City, heavy snow broke the branches of the sacred cassia tree.

Six-year-old Yun Zhao knelt on the ice, watching the maids of the city lord's mansion pour out the dregs of medicine.

The remnants left after Xue Li underwent marrow cleansing were her hope for survival.

"You little bastard, you're stealing food again!"

The head maid's rattan whip lashed her back, causing it to split open.

"Miss Xue Li is born with the bones of an immortal, how dare you, a bastard, use the same medicine?"

Blood droplets dripped onto the ice and congealed into red coral, and little Yun Zhao suddenly smiled.

She had just tasted the seven-leaf Ganoderma lucidum in the dregs of the medicine—it seemed she could stay up a few more hours tonight.

Just as the old woman was about to trample the medicine soup on the ground.

With a soft "Eh!", the old woman was suddenly pushed to the ground.

"Innate Dao Body?"

Xiao Yunzhao looked up.

He turned out to be a boy whose eyes were always smiling.

"Indeed, Xue Li's Chaotic Body has flaws. If she can get your help, her future path will definitely be smoother."

After saying that, the boy bent down and patted Yun Zhao's head:

"Are you willing to come with me? If you nod, I can guarantee you a worry-free life."

Xiao Yunzhao nodded, then smiled, and nodded again forcefully.

She didn't understand anything about innate Dao bodies.

She wanted to be with him.

This was the first time anyone had ever smiled at her like that since she could remember.

(Camera switch)
"Little Yunzhao, today is Miss Xue Li's fifteenth birthday."

The black-clad guard pulled Xiao Yunzhao toward the banquet hall:
"The master wants to take your heart's blood to refine the elixir. You must not make a sound, or you will suffer a beating."

Xiao Yunzhao turned her head, searching everywhere for the boy's figure.

She didn't actually want him to stop the guards' actions.

after all
After all, she was born to treat the young lady's illness.

But if he were here.

Then you won't feel as much pain.

Yun Zhao looked down and counted the cracks in the floor tiles; this was her way of staying awake.

Since three years ago, at his urging, she has become a living medicinal ingredient.

But it's okay!
Yun Zhao comforted himself.

It was he and the young lady who provided me with food and lodging, and it was my duty to donate some blood to help the young lady recover.

Watching the crimson blood drip into the porcelain bowl.

Zhuang Hui and the others couldn't help but feel their eyes redden.

She was still a child.
Just because of their physical condition, do they deserve to be treated so cruelly?
Where is that boy?
Dressed in fine clothes, he's clearly a young master from a prestigious family. Didn't he solemnly promise Yun Zhao a life free from worry?
Where the hell is he?!
(Camera switch)
In the banquet hall, amidst the clinking of glasses and lively conversation, Zhao Xi, now a handsome young man, listened with a frown to the story told by the woman beside him:
“Brother Zhao Xi, you don’t know, ever since you sent Sister Yun Zhao here three years ago, her personality has become more and more domineering.”

"Oh?"

The boy seemed somewhat skeptical:
“I watched Yun Zhao grow up. He shouldn’t be the kind of arrogant child. Is there some misunderstanding?”

"is it?"

Seeing the boy's behavior, Xue Li's eyes flashed, clearly showing some dissatisfaction with the boy's actions in speaking up for Yun Zhao.

At this moment, Xue Li's personal maid immediately said upon seeing this:

“Young Master Zhao Xi, it’s really not Yun Zhao’s fault. Didn’t you want my young lady and Yun Zhao to address each other as sisters?”

"Yes."

After a pause, the boy added:
"This is also for Xue Li's good. Yun Zhao has an innate Dao body. If Xue Li befriends him, he will definitely become a great help to her in the future."

That's true, but...but...

The maid hesitated, looking as if she wanted to speak but dared not.

"If you have something to say, just say it."

The maid gritted her teeth, as if she had made up her mind, and said:

"But young master, you don't know this, my young lady is too good to Yun Zhao. Not to mention outsiders, even within our Xue family, there are rumors that Yun Zhao is our master's illegitimate daughter who was lost away."

"Nonsense!"

The boy slammed his hand on the table:
"Can't we just shut those people up?!"

"This"

The maid's eyes darted around, and she continued:
“My young lady dotes on Yun Zhao in her daily life, so she lets these rumors go. Moreover, Yun Zhao also enjoys the gossip and rumors from the outside world.”

"Really?"

Zhao Xi looked at Xue Li, hoping to get an answer from her.

"Actually, Yun Zhao is a very kind-hearted girl, but she's still young, so..."

"Hmph!" Zhao Xi snorted coldly.
"Being young is no excuse for her arrogance!"

"I now suspect that the rumors circulating outside that she is the Snow King's illegitimate daughter were spread by her herself!"

"Otherwise? There can't be no such thing as a baseless rumor, can there?!"

"Today is your birthday as the older sister, and she actually didn't come! It's outrageous! Where is she right now? I'm going to talk to her!"

Xue Li quickly comforted her:
"Brother, don't be angry. She's gone off somewhere. I'll talk to Yun Zhao about it for you later."

what?
Ah? ?

ah? ! !
Zhuang Hui and the others felt a lump in their throats.

Xiao Yunzhao is having her blood drawn right next door!
Can't you, you idiot, go and see for yourself?!
Talent!
This Zhao Xi is truly extraordinary!
The subsequent developments were just like those of old-fashioned short dramas.

Yun Zhao was constantly bullied, exploited, and used as a human medicine.

She didn't want to upset her brother Zhao Xi.

So every time she was in front of Zhao Xi, she would put on a brave face, as if to tell him that she was doing well in the Xue family.

Meanwhile, Xue Li was secretly spreading rumors about Zhao Xi, belittling Yun Zhao to the point of being worthless.

Therefore, every time Yun Zhao put on a brave face in front of Zhao Xi, it would confirm to the latter that what Xue Li had said before was true.

Even later, when they saw Yun Zhao's body begin to weaken, constantly vomiting blood and fainting.

Zhao Xi also "knew".

Yun Zhao was just "playing the victim" and "gaining sympathy".

Such behavior will only make Zhao Xi dislike him even more.

At last.

In order to make up for the deficiencies in Xue Li's physique.

They even dug out Yun Zhao's Dao body alive.
OMG!

Looking at the little Yunzhao curled up on the jade bed, barely alive.

Even in his unconscious state, Xiao Yunzhao kept murmuring "brother".

Zhuang Hui's eyes turned red.

Many female cultivators from Ziyang Academy nearby covered their mouths.

Yes.

It's "Xiao Yunzhao".

Because a large amount of his essence and blood were extracted from him from a young age, his body remained in a state of being a teenager.

"Zhao Xi! You're unworthy of being called a Celestial Emperor! How can you bully such a little girl without feeling any pain in your heart?!"

"Disgusting!"

"Hehe, Zhao Xi, when you wake up, I hope you don't have nightmares!"

Scolds are scolded.

But everyone was glued to their phones.

At this point, they absolutely had to know what would become of Zhao Xi and Xue Li!
When the blood-red color soaked through the nine heavenly steps.

Zhao Xi finally realized something was wrong.

The third day after Xue Li merged with the innate Dao body.

The chaotic celestial light, which should have been perfect, cracked at the spine, and celestial mist seeped out from those cracks.

"Your Majesty."

Xue Li leaned weakly against the coiled dragon pillar:
"My body and mouth are aching terribly."

Patterns appeared beneath her snow-white skin, and the aura of her chaotic body had completely vanished!

wrong!

Xue Li is a Chaos Body!

It's just a slightly flawed chaotic body, and besides, the innate Dao body can completely make up for any physical deficiency!
Zhao Xi suddenly remembered that snowy night three hundred years ago.

Six-year-old Yun Zhao smiled at him, holding the dregs of medicine in her hands; ice crystals clung to her eyelashes like stars.

At that time, the whip marks on her back were so deep that the bone was visible, yet she still secretly hid the residue of Ganoderma lucidum in her bosom.
"wrong!"

The Immortal Emperor suddenly crushed the jade cup in his hand.

If Xue Li were truly a Chaos Body, how could she not have sensed the Innate Dao Body right outside the mansion back then?
unless
"Investigate! Thoroughly investigate Xue Li's background!"

Because of respect for Xue Li.

Even after becoming an Immortal Emperor, Zhao Xi did not trace back to his origins.

When the celestial attendant tremblingly presented the Mirror of Revelation, the truth revealed within it shook the entire Heavenly Palace.

You've been given the wrong baby!
The child who grew up crawling in the dregs of medicine is the true legitimate daughter of the Xue family.

No wonder.
The Immortal Emperor's fingernails pierced his palm, and the strange scenes from before resurfaced in his mind.

What have I been doing all this time?!

Because of a single sentence he uttered, Yun Zhao chose to swallow all those hardships.
What followed was the Immortal Emperor's fury.

Xue Li was cast into the Bone-Eating Abyss, where she will suffer the torment of being devoured for eternity.

He began a frantic pursuit of his wife, a process that turned into a nightmare.

Even though he exhausted millions of years of cultivation and risked falling from the Immortal Emperor realm, he still managed to save Yun Zhao from the brink of death.

The Yun Zhao who was saved was no longer the little Yun Zhao who used to follow him around calling him Brother Zhao Xi.

Instead, he chose to become a nun.

Even Zhao Xi, who was above everyone else, would never hear those adoring and affectionate "brother" calls again.

Then the Celestial Emperor regretted it, his hair turned white overnight, and he lived his entire life in guilt and remorse.
Cool!
Zhuang Hui and the others were panting heavily after watching a short drama.

The plot is just too illogical.

Let alone the Celestial Emperor.

Earthly immortals can predict the future, while golden immortals can bring good fortune and ward off evil.

When something might lead to regret or other negative consequences, the Golden Immortal will sense it in his Dao heart.

The Great Luo Golden Immortal can even directly see the cause-and-effect relationships between heaven and earth.

How could someone make such a basic mistake as Zhao Xi?
But none of that matters.

In the end, Zhuang Hui and the others had a great time.

Especially the latter half of the story, which is a "wife-chasing-after-the-cremation" plot.

The mighty Immortal Emperor knelt on the ground like a dog, begging for Yun Zhao's forgiveness.

soon.

One short drama after another relentlessly challenged the values ​​of Zhuang Hui and other women.

On the day I was jilted by the Immortal Emperor, I awakened the Chaos Divine Body.

After our divorce, I took half of my Great Luo Golden Immortal husband's cultivation.

Reborn, the Useless Junior Sister Slaughters the Entire Sect

"The Peak Immortal Lord Falls in Love with Me from the Immortal Realm"

During the Dual Cultivation Ceremony, the Empress publicly castrated her unfaithful Daoist partner.

Transmigrated into a cultivation vessel? Absorbed the Demon Emperor's 90 million years of cultivation with a single move.

On the day my Daoist partner ascended to immortality, I cleaved his ascension platform in two with a single sword stroke.

The 108 Male Concubines of the Goddess of the Hehuan Sect Rebelled

The Immortal Lord Descended to the Mortal Realm to Seek Reconciliation, But I Turned Him into a Puppet to Guard the Mountain Gate

Transmigrated into a Tragic Novel's Female Lead? First Castrate the Male Lead, Then Burn the Original Work

One after another.

He thoroughly enjoyed watching Zhuang Hui and the other women.

Of course.

We shouldn't favor one over the other; there are also short dramas specifically for male immortals.

"The Annulled Engagement? My Fiancée Begged for Reconciliation After My Ascension"

System Awakening: Becoming Stronger by Becoming a Son-in-Law in the Immortal Realm

"The Rebirth of the Great Immortal: I Became a Foreman in the Mining Area"

"Having his immortal bones stolen? He retaliates by stealing his enemy's Daoist partner."

Reincarnated Immortal: Starting as a Menial Attendant at the Academy and Making a Comeback

"The Immortal Son-in-Law: Achieving the Great Luo Golden Immortal Status Through Dual Cultivation"

"Awakening the System of Many Children, Many Blessings in the Immortal Realm"

Those Years I Was Forced to Become a Celestial's Male Concubine

It can also be described as all-encompassing, having everything imaginable.

Moreover, after the third episode, you'll have to spend Fairy Crystals to unlock it.

Of course, if you don't want to spend Fairy Crystals, you can choose to watch 5 ads that are 30 seconds long each and require you to "shake" to enter the product details page.

With the short drama becoming a hit at Ziyang Academy, the number of students discussing scriptures and doctrines has decreased significantly.

In fact, apart from those students who secluded themselves in seclusion and the academy scholars who were indifferent to worldly affairs.

Students at Ziyang Academy practically all have a mobile phone.

What should you watch the show with?
Snacks, beer, and crayfish!

Although only pre-cooked crayfish can be bought in the celestial realm, it is enough to make many immortals eat until their mouths are full of red oil.

But
The academy is a place where talent and integrity prevail.

Especially when Confucian scholars are studying and discussing the Way, their talents flourish and improve.

But recently.
Some of the great Confucian scholars deep within the academies opened their eyes from their seclusion and began to communicate with each other through their spiritual senses:
"Has the academic atmosphere in the academy been declining so drastically lately?"

"Even the sound of reading aloud has decreased significantly."

"In fact, I haven't heard the sound of reading aloud for a long time."

"Ok?"

After carefully sensing the surroundings, some of the great scholars frowned deeply.

What kind of nonsense were they hearing?

The language is foul and offensive!
Thankfully, the guides were all concentrated at the Sword Debate Ground, where divine sense detection was blocked.

Otherwise, what you hear will be far more than just 'filthy language'.

(End of this chapter)