Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it

Chapter 403 Ziyang Disciple Addicted to His Phone

I'm a fool.
Especially when Situ Ran showed off the borderline of pornography, many students began to flirt with excitement.

There's no other way.
We're all the same!
Where had they ever seen such a seductive and beautiful fairy?

True.

Given their status and position in the mortal realm, they had seen all kinds of women.

But Douyin (TikTok) features both beauty filters and a succubus cosplay.

They could never dream of such a style.

Not to mention after ascending to the Immortal Realm.

A great Confucian scholar in the lower realms, or even the foremost figure in Confucianism and Taoism.

After ascending to the Immortal Realm, they all start as ordinary disciples of the academy, or even as lowly attendants.

He hadn't seen such a stunningly beautiful fairy posing so coquettishly in front of him for thousands, even tens of thousands of years.

Except for those few that are floating in mid-air.

Several scholars have already left with great speed; I must go back to the dormitory and give them a proper welcome.

what?
You said you've never heard of the saying "the immortal guides"?

Then let me ask you, have you ever heard of the saying that immortals do not guide?

You've never heard of it either?
As the saying goes, food and sex are human nature.

Perhaps only by becoming a legendary saint can one truly achieve a state of desirelessness.

No.
Legend has it that even the so-called sages have desires; they pursued transcending the Dao of Heaven like Hongjun Laozu.

Even sages have their own stubbornness.

Let alone these immortals and celestial beings?

That very day.

The number of people glued to their phones at the entire Ziyang Academy has visibly increased.

As more and more Confucian scholars come into contact with mobile phones.

They have also developed more and more functions for mobile phones.

Aside from Douyin, gaming, and tobacco and alcohol.

A considerable number of Confucian scholars became obsessed with "silence".

And many people confidently stated that although they had only been in contact with the other party for less than half a day.

But a very deep connection has already been established between the two sides!

At this moment, a Confucian scholar was frantically trying to prove that he had been loved by a fairy from the Spirit Continent:
"Senior brother, I'm not joking with you. Fairy Zixia has completely fallen in love with me."

"What, you don't believe me?"

"Let me show you the chat history. She talks to me about everything, even the most private things like eating, sleeping, and taking a shower. Isn't that a sign that she's fallen in love with me?"

"Impossible, impossible."

“I understand. Female cultivators from the Spirit Continent look down on us immortals from the Immortal Realm for being old-fashioned and backward. But who knows? Maybe she likes my naivety and innocence?”

And then there's all sorts of delicious food.

Whether it's snacks or pre-cooked meals, they are all very popular with these Confucian scholars.

Just like the Spirit Continent.

Although the food in the celestial realm is also filled with celestial energy, some high-end ingredients, such as Enlightenment Tea, can even allow people to directly attain enlightenment.

But the taste remains the same.

The only difference is the degree of concentration of ethereal energy.

This is the first taste of sour, sweet, bitter, spicy, and salty.

Many immortals wept.

Because they tasted the flavors of home, no, even better than the flavors of home.

Not every lower plane entered the 'Glorious Era' like the Spirit Continent, causing many 'raw materials' to grow into spiritual herbs.

Many lower planes also have a lot of seasonings.

of course.

Even the food they ate back in their hometown was far inferior to the pre-cooked dishes from the Spirit Continent.

There are flying cars too!

Previously, these Confucian scholars liked to use magical artifacts such as jade flutes, folding fans, and green bamboo as their flying implements.

But now many Confucian scholars have already bought flying cars online.

do not forget.

The exchange rate between Immortal Crystals and Spirit Stones is 1:100.

Although purchasing power cannot always be judged solely by currency exchange rates.

However, this is well demonstrated by many high-value items.

Even newly ascended students can receive several hundred immortal crystals a month at Ziyang Academy.

If you exchange it for spirit stones, it would be hundreds of thousands of spirit stones.

That's several million a year.

In the Spiritual Continent, that would be a top executive's salary.

Few can resist the feeling of such a sudden surge in purchasing power, which led many scholars to place orders like crazy on Douyin.

Everything from clothing, food, housing, and transportation was arranged perfectly.

Do not know why.

Compared to those flashy and expensive flying cars.

These Confucian scholars preferred Volkswagen models, such as the Passat and Magotan, and mostly wore black.

Those with some financial resources own a Mercedes-Benz E-Class, an Audi A6, and a Maybach.

However, female Confucian scholars were different.

Like the female cultivators on the Spiritual Continent, they didn't care about acceleration configurations.

First, they look at whether they like the exterior design, and then they look at the interior design to see if they like it.

Nothing else matters.

"Hey?"

Chu Qi's eyes lit up when she saw Zhuang Hui, her junior, opening the door of the Beetle and coming over to discuss a problem with her.

"Junior, what is that?"

"Flying cars? Senior, you haven't been out these past few days, have you?"

"No."

"No wonder, then you must not have a cell phone anymore."

"cell phone?"

"Here it is."

Just as Zhuang Hui was about to hand over her own phone, she suddenly remembered something and immediately bought Chu Qi a new one from the shared bike company.

"I'll buy you one. You can't live without a cell phone these days, you'll be so outdated."

"Ott?"

"Oh dear, you wouldn't understand even if I told you. Why don't you browse Douyin first to learn more? Get in the car, and I'll explain everything to you slowly."

It turned out to be the case.

Like many others, Chu Qi was instantly amazed by the powerful functions on the phone.

Not only can it communicate with the lower realm, but it can also increase one's assets a hundredfold to purchase goods from this realm!

The main reason is that some of the items in this lower plane called the Spirit Continent are very novel, which makes these immortals unable to resist becoming fascinated by them.

Chu Qi, who was in the flying car, saw this clearly.

In the past, the most common sight at Ziyang Academy was groups of three or five Confucian scholars gathered together.

Or they might compose poems or couplets.

Or they sit and discuss philosophy.

Or perhaps playing the zither and sipping tea.

Or playing chess.

On the stone table, there was often a copy of the Daoist classics that was still wet, and when the copper bells on the eaves jingled in the wind, they were always accompanied by the sounds of debates on "investigating things to acquire knowledge".

But now——

As Chu Qi's Beetle flew over the academy, she saw through the panoramic sunroof:

Under the thousand-year-old sandalwood tree in front of the library.

Five or six scholars in white robes huddled together, the cold light from their cell phone screens reflecting on their excited faces.

"One player is missing! Eternal Calamity, come quickly!"

"Let me finish this pack of Huazi... cough cough! I have to say, this Liqun cigarette is really strong! Great! It's awesome!"

In the Quiet Contemplation Pavilion by the Ink Pond.

Two senior brothers, once renowned in the Purple Sun Immortal Realm for their commentaries on the *Qingjing Jing*, were currently frantically clicking on gift effects in the Douyin livestream room:
【Carnival x10】

[Give a shout-out to the fairy sister!]

"Isn't this dance a bit unchaste?"

"Nonsense! This is clearly art! It's the simplest form of body language! It's the truest expression of your true self!"

"Senior brother is right; junior brother's perspective is too narrow."

Even more outrageous is the Sword Debate Platform on the back mountain.

Very few people come here on weekdays, and the sword energy is so strong that it is difficult to detect with divine sense.

But now, thanks to this, the Sword Debate Platform has become an excellent spot for many Confucian scholars to watch suggestive videos or even to have one-on-one online chats with prostitutes.

"Strange. Where is that Hehuan Sect fairy who had such a nimble tongue yesterday?"

"Senior brother, you're following thousands of accounts at once. It would be a miracle if you could find them. You need to be skilled at it."

"Oh? What insightful opinion do you have, Junior Brother?"

"Why don't you just add a label to each of the fairies you follow? Like 'Great-tolerant,' and for the one you just mentioned, you could label her 'Snake Demon.'"

"A snake demon? Junior brother's insight is indeed brilliant!"

what's wrong?

Chu Qi found it somewhat difficult to understand.

Are mobile phones really that fun?
She also uses Douyin (TikTok), but it's nothing special. It's not bad though, it can help relieve loneliness, but she definitely won't become as addicted as the male cultivator.

most.
At most, like Junior Sister Zhuang Hui, one might buy a cute flying car.

Also, I need to buy a bunch of those beautifully packaged snacks from the car's armrest box.

"Yeah, not to mention you, senior sister, I also feel that there's nothing to be addicted to about phones. At most, you could just buy a flying car for transportation, since flying on magical artifacts is really too unsightly."

"Uh-huh!"

Chu Qi nodded in agreement.

She was growing to love the flying car, a magical flying artifact from the lower realm, more and more.

Except for the fact that their speed is far inferior to theirs.

All other flying artifacts in the cultivation world are far superior.

You don't have to suffer the pain of having to cast a wind-blocking spell to shield yourself from the wind and rain while flying.

It also contains many great songs.

The ride is not only very comfortable, but also has massage, ventilation, and heating functions.

correct?

A sudden idea flashed in Chu Qi's mind.

Besides cultivating immortality, she also has a side profession of refining artifacts.

Although I don't understand the internal structure of the flying car, I imagine it must be very simple.

Perhaps I can modify the internal formation to greatly increase its speed?

"Senior sister, I only bought a Beetle because I had limited funds. You started early and have a solid financial foundation, so I suggest you go straight for the Panamera."

"Pamei?"

"It's the Porsche Panamera. If you buy the Ice Berry Pink one, let me tell you, this car can handle any female cultivator, regardless of their level or personality. It's like the Maybach for male cultivators."

"oh oh."

Then Chu Qi began searching for the Panamera.

But she soon discovered the blind spot.

Zhuang Hui was recommended to buy her car directly from the yellow bike shop at Yaochi 4S store.

Chu Qi directly searched for "Ice Berry Powder Palamera" on Douyin.

This leads to them seeing different things.

What Zhuang Hui could see was something like BlueStar Auto, with various configuration introductions and pictures from different angles for each car model.

What Chu Qi saw was a video of Pamela shared by someone else.

And it's made with iced berry powder.

What group does Paramela belong to when she buys Ice Berry Powder in the Spirit Continent?
They are all high-end, independent female cultivators.

so.
"Fuck!!!"

Chu Qi's pupils suddenly dilated.

His eyes were fixed on the female cultivator walking down from the Ice Berry Pink Paramela on the phone screen.

Even Xuanxian, who was used to seeing beauties in the celestial realm, gasped in shock.

The female cultivator was wearing a luxurious-looking gilded gauze dress, with her legs, adorned with star-patterned stones, faintly visible through the slit in the hem.

There was also a pair of moonstones, a specialty of the Western Fantasy Continent, in her hair. The tassels swayed with her steps, scattering fine dust of light with each step.

"Is this like wearing the sunset on your body?"

Chu Qi's fingertips unconsciously swept across the screen as she watched the other person lightly brush their long hair with fingers adorned with ice crystal plates.

What shocked her even more was the comments section below:
[Sister, I'm killing you! Isn't this the latest haute couture from Yaochi?]

[Looking for a link to the same leg ring! I'll trade my husband for it!]

[Make way! I recognize this car! It's the top-of-the-line Panamera that Shen Youchu bought last month! (3 rockets as a reward)]

The video suddenly switched to an in-car perspective, where the female nun pressed a button on the center console, and the entire roof of the car transformed into a starry dome.

She leaned lazily against the leather chair, her crystal high heels, hooked at the toes, falling with a 'click' onto the pink rose-covered footstool.

Wow, even her anklet is a custom-made piece from Tiangongfang!

Chu Qi suddenly discovered that her divine sense was uncontrollably scanning every detail of the video.

When the camera panned to the back row, Chu Qi's breathing became completely disordered.

There were seven or eight storage bags of different colors piled up on the back seats.

It's just a storage bag, isn't it?

It's just that the colors are well-matched.

But Chu Qi couldn't take her eyes off it no matter what, as if the storage bag had an innate and powerful attraction for her.

"Sister?"

Zhuang Hui waved her hand in front of her eyes:
"Why is your immortal power overflowing?"

Chu Qi then realized that his protective immortal light was surging out of control, and quickly made a hand seal to suppress the restless aura.

But the last scene of the video still lingers in my mind.

When the female nun tossed the car keys to the doorman, a miniature version of the "Wan San Group Director's Pass" was prominently displayed on the keychain.

She didn't care about the group or anything like that.

She wanted everything that female cultivator possessed!
When Zhuang Hui saw the video, her reaction was no better than Chu Qi's, and perhaps even worse.

Clothes, makeup, manicure, and storage bags!

Especially the words in the comments section:
Luxury, high-end, limited edition, collaboration, and private customization.

They clearly understood what it meant, but every word was frantically stirring their hearts.

"Senior sister, what is that female cultivator wearing?"

"Can I buy it?"

"I do not know."

Chu Qi subconsciously touched Shen Youchu's hair ornament.

The result was that it was only pressed and held for a few seconds.

Several circles suddenly popped up on the screen, and the circles were all about the clothes and decorations on Shen Youchu's body.

Five more words appeared below:
[Search for the same style as in the video]

Is this still possible? !

"It seems like I should buy it!"

It was already past ten o'clock at night when Chu Qi got off Zhuang Hui's Beetle, carrying large and small bags.

By the way, they boarded the flying car a little before 2 PM.

This purchase.

It's just one day.

These two aren't satisfied yet!
After agreeing to study how to apply the "pure and alluring" makeup look when they got back, the two also made plans to go shopping together the next day.

at this time.

Aura Continent.

Wansan Group President's Office

Huang Wansan stood aside and began to report on the sales of the goods.

The report was not about sales figures from the Spirit Continent and the Western Fantasy Continent, but from the Immortal Realm.

In fact, Jiang Chen only granted a few shops the qualification to sell [Immortal Realm IP].

Moreover, these goods are all assets of Wan San Group itself.

This way.

They can obtain a very clear table detailing exactly what the Immortal Realm, or more precisely, the Ziyang Academy, purchased.

Initially, it was all about recharging via Douyin (TikTok).

The next part featured games and cigarettes going hand in hand.

The final car chase.

Other consumer services include 91reading, 91media, and Momo.

However, these are all industries that require development in the mid-to-late stages.

Then there's the female beauty industry.

This afternoon saw an explosive growth.

Chanel's sales alone surpassed the total sales of all previous sales.

There are quite a few female immortals like Zhuang Hui and Chu Qi who accidentally discovered the cutting-edge fashion trends in the Spirit Continent.

"President, should we raise the price for our products purchased from IP addresses in the Celestial Realm?"

"Not for now. The market is still small, and we're in the expansion phase. A low price is very beneficial for us to quickly open up the Immortal Realm market."

The feedback has been excellent!
This is Jiang Chen's assessment of the immortal realm market.

As long as even immortals are susceptible to this approach, then Wan San Group will at least have some leverage when facing the immortal realm in the future.

Ideally, we should also know if there are any places in the immortal realm where there is "desire" or "restriction".

After all, the gap in hard power is undeniable.

It's impossible to think that you can manipulate things and reap huge profits with just a few words.

"Let's take one step at a time."

In fact, Jiang Chen could vaguely understand something.

Those who ascend to the Spiritual Continent are, barring any unforeseen circumstances, "absentees."

to be honest.

It's cheap labor.

As long as labor power exists, a production relationship exists between the two.

If the Spirit Continent doesn't ascend, it won't be a small matter for the Purple Sun Immortal Realm, will it?

but.

It's also possible that because you were unwilling to ascend or resisted ascension, powerful beings from the celestial realm descended to the mortal world to forcibly handle the matter.

But then again, if immortals could descend to the mortal realm...

That gives you a lot more room to maneuver.

(End of this chapter)