Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it

Chapter 405 I am a Golden Immortal, I am not afraid of my cultivation being affected.
The Confucian scholar Qi Jun frowned deeply.

Below are some of his direct disciples.

However, the expressions on the faces of these trusted disciples were not very good at this moment.

"Zhengyu, have you all neglected your studies recently because you've become obsessed with this black cube? Isn't this a case of wasting your time on trivial pursuits?"

"Teacher, this isn't a black cube, it's a cell phone."

"A cell phone? I don't care if it's a cell phone or a mobile phone, being obsessed with external things is wrong! We immortals are single-mindedly pursuing the Dao, and you have disappointed me greatly."

Looking at these students he loves most.

Among the ascendants, they are among the most talented and temperamental!
If not.

How could I possibly accept them as my personal disciples?

But Situ Ran and the others didn't think that way.

Did I disappoint you?
Why don't you say that the Immortal Realm has disappointed us who aspire to ascension?!
Those who ascend to immortality are all geniuses from the lower realms, and the disciples personally chosen by Qi Jun are the geniuses among geniuses.

If placed in the lower realm, they might not be the first people in history, but they certainly broke many records set by their predecessors.

But what happens after ascension?

The imagined carefree and unrestrained life simply doesn't exist; it has simply transformed into an ox or horse with an endless lifespan.

Let's start from the beginning!
Not only do we have to start from scratch, but the competition is incredibly fierce.

no way.

In the immortal realm, even the lowest level of talent is still considered to be among those who "ascend to become an ancestor".

There are countless ascendants who are even more talented than them.

Most importantly.

They see no hope of getting ahead in this kind of life!
It was similar to the development difficulties faced by enterprises and sects in the Spirit Continent in the past.

That's all the cake (job title) available.

Once the cake has been divided, no matter how hard you try, it's difficult to cross that social class.

Unless your cultivation level can surpass those of those ascended predecessors.

But then again.

While you are cultivating, the predecessors who ascended to immortality before you are also cultivating.

Moreover, in the cultivation world, it often takes tens of thousands or even hundreds of thousands of years to advance even a small realm.

When everyone is a genius.

That means whoever has cultivated for longer will have a higher realm.

to be honest.

Situ Ran and his companions could see neither the road ahead nor any hope.

What's wrong with playing on your phone?
At the very least, mobile phones can bring them a glimmer of joy—no, a lot of joy—in their bleak lives.

However, Qi Jun didn't care at all what Situ Ran was thinking.

As long as his personal disciples cultivate diligently, even if they don't aspire to become Golden Immortals, cultivating to the Profound Immortal realm would be a significant help to him.

"Anyway, you're not allowed to play with this phone anymore, we're Confucian cultivators."

With a flick of his sleeve, the Confucian scholar Qi Jun caused the jade slips on the table to unfold, revealing the gilded title of "Exhortation to Learning".

He pointed his fingertip at the four characters “君子慎独” (a gentleman is cautious when alone), and the jade paperweight suddenly transformed into a ruler.

Then the ruler was pointed out the window:
"Look at the students in the next class, they all get up before dawn to memorize their lessons. You guys, on the other hand, are scrolling through short videos until the wee hours of the morning."

"Teacher, actually the class next door is also using their phones, and they..."

The youngest junior sister was about to defend herself when Qi Jun shot her a glare:
"Still talking back? I've eaten more salt than you've eaten rice! Of the disciples I taught back then, the worst one is now a lowly Earth Immortal, and most of them are Profound Immortals. And you? You can't even pass the Human Immortal exam!"

"Honestly, you are the worst class of personal trainees I've ever mentored!"

The ruler struck Situ Ran's head heavily again:

"You still have the nerve to wear a privacy screen protector?"

"Playing with toys will ruin your ambition!"

"Lack of ambition!"

"Did you think your teacher couldn't see you watching female streamers in your dorm? Are those legs and waist something you should be looking at at your age? Have you finished your homework? Have you memorized your cultivation techniques? Did you pass the Confucian and Taoist mock exam?"

Finally, he pointed to the disciples' dark circles under their eyes and shook his head:
“When I was your age, I was really studying hard, hanging my head from the rafters and pricking my thigh with an awl. But you guys are always thinking, ‘Let’s play one last game!’”

wrong?

The expressions of Situ Ran and the others gradually became ambiguous.

How did the teacher know that they had been watching dramas, reading suggestive content, and playing games these days?
The teacher was spying on us?!
He was one of the Twelve Golden Immortals of Ziyang Academy.

If Qi Jun were willing, he could explore every place clearly, except for a few specific areas.

Seemingly realizing he had let something slip, Qi Jun coughed lightly:
"No matter what, hand over these phones. I'll keep them for you and return them after you graduate."

this.
How else could this happen?
The great Confucian scholar Jin Xian personally issued the punishment, and they had no choice but to accept it.

After Situ Ran and the others left with sighs and groans.

Qi Jun grinned and immediately took out one of the confiscated phones:
"I want to see if this phone is really that fun."

Upon opening Situ Ran's Douyin account, Qi Jun couldn't help but feel a deep sense of respect.

"Mobile phones are great."

"Mobile phones do have some merits, after all."

A notification popped up on the screen reminding me to start a live stream:
The streamer you are following, 'Little Sister of the Hehuan Sect,' is currently live streaming.

"The Hehuan Sect? What kind of nonsense is this! How can we scholars read about the Hehuan Sect?!"

The sleeves of the great Confucian scholar Jin Xian moved without any wind.

But his fingertips honestly jabbed into the live stream, while he muttered to himself:

"I want to see what kind of woman has bewitched my most promising disciple so much that he's stopped cultivating."

The scene was filled with swirling clouds and mist.

The fairy, dressed in a sizzling black stockings outfit, was biting her hairband as she tied her ponytail. Two of the buttons on her collar had somehow come undone; upon closer inspection...
Driving without a license?!
Below is even more
Qi Jun squinted, leaned his head to the top of the phone, and tried to see more details.

After looking at it for a while, I realized that the image wasn't the 3D kind that appears in photo crystals.

It's actually 2D, so you can't see anything from the front, either up, down, left, or right.

But those honey thighs
It's so tight!

Just looking at it, you can feel its amazing elasticity!
Amidst the frantic scrolling of comments, the fairy suddenly leaned closer to the camera:

New senior students, please follow us so you don't get lost!

Her alluring, moist lips were almost touching the camera lens, making Qi Jun's hand tremble.

The comments section was also buzzing with excitement:
【Ahhh, sister stepped on me! (Donate 10 sports cars)】

Is this waist-to-hip ratio even real? (Glow sticks flooding the screen)

This is probably going to crush me!

I wish I could be slapped dozens of times across the face; I can't believe how happy I would be.

【Mommy, Mommy!】

"This"

Faced with these outrageous remarks, Qi Jun was speechless.

He didn't even know how to express his current feelings.

But don't tell me.

These remarks, though crude, truly reflect one's true feelings.

However, some comments took a different approach:
[Hey! You mere demoness from the Joyful Union Sect, don't even think about disturbing my Dao heart! If you have the guts, fight me head-on!]

"You're dreaming!"

Qi Jun looked at the comment with disdain. "You wish! I'd rather fight you head-on."

I still want to fight this witch head-on!

Where does it come from?
The ruler slammed down on the table with a 'thud,' and Qi Jun decided to find a more comfortable position to continue reading.

You'd better not tell me?

Not only are the enchanting women incredibly attractive, but the people posting comments are all incredibly talented.

The fairy's delicate hand patted the waistband:
"Family members, if we reach five million followers today, I'll take off my belt!"

"If I receive more than 5,000 yuan in personal donations, I will send those unwanted clothes to my brothers."

"Personal donations reaching 50,000"

The fairy of the Hehuan Sect licked her lips:

"I'll have a one-on-one video chat with my brother!"

Reward?

"Does it fit?"

Qi Jun hesitated for a moment:

"But this demoness is from the mortal realm. Even if I give her a reward, how will she send me the clothes?"

"How does video conferencing work? But judging from the demoness's expression, it doesn't seem like the rules are very proper?"

Qi Jun secretly observed that some of his disciples were addicted to their phones.

But it was just a fleeting glance.

In a fit of rage, he then used a communication jade talisman to summon Situ Ran and the others.

I didn't really know that much about her. "Then let's reward her with something. It's so hot and she's wearing so many layers. It must be hard on her."

Qi Jun quickly figured out the tipping function.

However, after using up Situ Ran's account balance, he couldn't find the recharge button no matter what he tried.

This is really uncomfortable!
Because the amount he tipped was exactly four thousand.

Neither up nor down.

At that very moment, Situ Ran, who had just left, returned.

It's nothing else.

That's because he was just mocked by many of his fellow disciples.

After all, how many students in the entire Ziyang Academy don't have a cell phone these days?
That's right.

If your phone is confiscated, you can just buy another one, but don't you have to start all over again to build up your account number?
Situ Ran, who was so angry that he couldn't stand it anymore, decided to go all the way.

I plan to come to Qi Jun and report him severely, and confiscate all the mobile phones of the students of Ziyang Academy!

Then he saw Qi Jun, who was anxiously scratching his head and holding his phone.
The sound coming from the phone.

Situ Ran instantly realized that this was a Fuli Collection that he had just been following last night.

So the teacher is now...
The sudden appearance of Situ Ran startled Qi Jun.

My mind was in turmoil just now, and I didn't even notice someone coming over at the first moment.

"cough!"

Clearing his throat, Qi Jun immediately locked his phone and sat up straight, saying:

"You rebellious disciple! Why are you back again?"

"I"

"Don't tell me yet, let me ask you first, where do I recharge this phone?"

"what?"

Situ Ran was taken aback, then quickly explained:
"This is my phone, and it's bound to my consciousness, so I have to be the one to top it up."

"Recharge me 100,000."

Without even blinking, Qi Jun tossed over a magic crystal bag.

100,000 Immortal Crystals?

That's equivalent to 100 million spirit stones!
Situ Ran couldn't help but feel a chill run down her spine.

I knew Jin Xian was rich, but this is just too ridiculously rich! He didn't even blink at the mention of 100,000 immortal crystals.

He was a direct disciple of the Golden Immortal.

The monthly salary is only three to five hundred immortal crystals.

"Teacher, why don't you buy your own cell phone?"

"Eh?"

yes?

Qi Jun clapped his hands!

I was so engrossed in watching the demoness that I forgot about this!

Why not just buy your own phone?

"Okay, then buy me one, and explain all the functions of the phone to me in detail."

"But didn't you just say that playing on your phone is a waste of time and energy?"

"Humph!"

Qi Jun snorted coldly:
"That's aimed at you students. You have endless possibilities in the future. How can you spend your precious time glued to your phones?"

“I am different. I am a Golden Immortal with an iron will and I am not afraid of losing my will.”

Situ Ran:
"However, considering that you bought the phone for your teacher, I can return it to you. But remember, don't get too addicted to it."

"Don't worry, teacher, I know what I'm doing!"

After Situ Ran happily took the phone...

Qi Jun immediately lunged at his phone.

The first thing I did was recharge 100,000 Immortal Crystals.

Subsequently
What would big data recommend for an account that immediately spends 100 million spirit stones?
Nobody knew this before.

Now I know.

Douyin frantically recommended various high-end luxury items to Qi Jun.

From luxury cars to famous watches.

Even luxury residences in first-tier cities are constantly being promoted.

"Lamborghini Veneno?"

Looking at the stylish sports car, Qi Jun couldn't help but feel tempted.

Even though the speed is described as pitifully slow on the product details page.

But he was drawn to the novel appearance of this mount.

This is much more elegant than his Confucian fan.

"Rolex?"

"A timekeeping device worn on the wrist? Why should we immortals rely on external objects to control time?"

"Oh, it says that this is a symbol of status, and powerful people like to wear one."

There are more pictures below.

They are all outstanding elite male models from the Black Swan group.

You won't tell?
The overall look is definitely different after wearing it.

"It's not expensive anyway, I'll buy one."

"A mansion?"

When Qi Jun saw the luxurious decorations and features inside the villa, he was moved again.

"Wow! This is great, this is really great! Compared to it, my cave dwelling is such a pity. I can't go down to the mortal realm, otherwise I would definitely buy ten or eight sets!"

"Armani high-end menswear? Endorsed by the popular fantasy drama male lead Hu Ge?"

"Not bad, stylish, but I don't know if this kind of outfit suits a scholar like me?"

who cares.

Qi Jun hesitated for only a second before placing the order.

It's not expensive anyway, right?

"Beanbag chair?"

"How come the most luxurious one only costs a few hundred thousand spirit stones? That's too cheap and doesn't match my status."

No sooner had Qi Jun finished speaking than the next recommended product changed.

"Holy Lord's Sofa?"

"Personalized customization? The same style worn by the Holy Lord? Priced at eight figures? Hmm, this is barely acceptable."

Qi Jun lay down on the sofa as soon as it was bought.

I immediately felt an unprecedented sense of comfort.

This feeling.
Simply awesome!
Are there any soft, cuddly "cushions" in the world of cultivation?
There should be.

But Qi Jun definitely never sat in it, and in fact, 99.99% of the immortals never sat in it either!
In the immortal realm, regardless of one's cultivation level, one sits on things like jade mats that are conducive to enlightenment.

I won't say how painful it is.

But it's definitely hard, and some of the really effective ice materials are so cold they make your butt feel freezing.

"good."

"Although it's a lower plane, these things are very exquisite. It wouldn't be impossible to promote them in the Immortal Realm?"

Not to mention anything else.

Qi Jun wanted the Immortal Craftsmanship Pavilion in the Immortal Realm to build those luxury mansions and villas.

"Huh? How come it's all gone? I'll just top up another 100,000."

And as the number of things purchased increased...

From cigarettes and fine wines to snacks and beverages.

Qi Jun has gained some understanding of various aspects of the Spirit Continent.

In the end, he even developed a slight longing for this so-called spiritual continent.

"In this lower plane, not only is there no war, but they are also extremely ashamed of 'fighting.' As for the equality of all races, in the cultivation world, such a thing is unthinkable!"

"Eternal Elite?"

"interesting."

"Grass!"

Seven consecutive losses are one thing.

Qi Jun, who was constantly mocked by the person standing on his "corpse," finally reached the Red Temperature level.

"There's a team mode too?"

"No way! I have to find Lao Qin and the others to play team mode together!"

(End of this chapter)