Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it

Chapter 402 We immortals have hearts of iron!
Oh?
Oh? !

ohh~
Holding his phone, Qin Wudi's expression grew increasingly surprised, even becoming completely absorbed.
Ever since I followed that slut, no, that fairy.

His TikTok suddenly became "good-looking".

It was as if a door to a new world had suddenly opened.

Previously, this applied to both his works and live streams.

What kind of things did he see on his feed?
How to Properly Groom Your Pet – Taking the Flame Hound as an Example

The Secret Recipes for Health-Preserving Teas by Golden Core Cultivators

How to Weave a Dust-Proof Robe from Spirit Herbs - An Introduction to Weapon Forging

Alchemy Furnace Maintenance Guide: Secrets to Extending Its Lifespan

What now?
#JiggleButtChallenge#
#StickoutTongueFor10Seconds#
#SplitsHandstand#
Let's leave aside the challenge entries with "#" for now.

The titles of those live streams are even more
Late-Night Yoga Lesson: Core Abdominal Strength Training

Ring Fit Adventure: Squat Posture Correction Special

ASMR Immersive Experience: Ear Licking + Heartbeat Sounds for Sleep

"Daily Life of a Dance Student: A Breakdown of Barre Leg Press Movements"

"The Stocking Fitting Room: Snagging Tests and Durability Experiments"

Special Mukbang Episode: Pitting Cherries Without Hands, Eating Planet Cups Without a Spoon

Listen?

Is this a legitimate live stream?
No joke.

Qin Wudi also visited the Pink Mansion when he was young.

But those chickens are much, much more conservative than these livestreaming fairies.

Even the advertisements made him excited!

Several swaying young women twisted their bodies in time with the brainwashing advertising slogans:

[It's been quietly updated? Aren't you coming yet? Matching with people in your city takes only three seconds!]

What the hell?
Douyin is actually this fun?!
Qin Wudi felt a pang of regret.

If he had known that the fairies of the Spirit Continent dressed so provocatively and openly these days, he would have stayed longer no matter what.

unfortunately
There is no regret medicine in the world.

"Hey!"

Qin Wudi couldn't help but let out a long sigh:

"What a pity, we can only watch."

"Indeed, it is such a pity that such a beautiful woman cannot sit down and discuss philosophy with me."

"Who says it isn't?!"

Who is speaking?!
Qin Wudi was shocked and hurriedly put his phone away.

Turn around suddenly.

They discovered he was a scholar carrying a folding fan and wearing a moon-colored robe; his strength was unfathomable.

Anyway, Qin Wudi, who just ascended and isn't even a Human Immortal yet, is definitely no match for him.

But for sure.

This person is definitely not a handyman; he's most likely at the "senior" level.

"Hehe, why did you put that interesting little gadget away? By the way, is this the new trendy photo-recording crystal?"

As he spoke, the man snapped his folding fan shut, shook his head suspiciously, and said:
"No, this doesn't look like a recording crystal. If I'm not mistaken, is it a sound transmission talisman? A replica of the Celestial Mirror? But that doesn't make sense either. It's really strange."

The scholar muttered to himself.

Photo crystal?

wrong.

Because he had just seen what appeared to be a "real-time communication" feature.

But the transducer can only transmit sound in real time, so where does the real-time video come from?

A celestial mirror?
Not right either.

Putting aside how this junior could possibly have obtained a celestial mirror, even if it were a replica.

Moreover, even the celestial mirror is primarily for "peeping".

The fairy in the video clearly knew she was being spied on, and was even quite happy to show off her "assets".

pity.

I had just arrived behind this junior and only caught a quick glance, so I couldn't make out the details.

"Junior, could I borrow that thing from earlier? And what is the name of the fairy inside?"

Qin Wudi originally wanted to try to fool them, after all, it's a well-known fact that one shouldn't flaunt their wealth.

Besides, what about a mobile phone, which can connect two worlds?

But then he remembered the president's instructions.

perhaps
Could you try selling him a phone?
This person clearly has a relatively open-minded mindset.

Replace it with one of those old-fashioned antiques.

Upon seeing a fairy with her breasts exposed, one would surely glare and angrily denounce things like "human nature has deteriorated and the world is going to the dogs."

"Senior, I'm new here, why are you talking about lending me one? I can help you buy one."

"Oh? Hehe, that would be best, but I won't take advantage of you. I'll pay you whatever it costs."

Followed by.

The senior student looked on in shock.

Qin Wudi bought him a new mobile phone through Ofo (a bike-sharing company).

"This is."

magical!

There were clearly no spatial fluctuations or storage abilities involved, yet Qin Wudi was able to conjure them out of thin air?!

"This object is called a mobile phone."

"cell phone?"

Qin Wudi didn't understand it very well either, so he started explaining the functions he already knew.

After all, he's only really been using a mobile phone for the past couple of days.

In fact, today was the first time he officially "scrolled through Douyin" and learned about the "little yellow bike" function; he hadn't even had a chance to open any other apps.

But nevertheless.

Even after learning about Douyin's powerful functions, Situ Ran couldn't help but feel secretly alarmed.

What a baby!

Can communication and data transfer be conducted in real time even across thousands of miles?
That alone.

It's estimated that even a Golden Immortal's natal magic weapon can't compare.

The only drawback is...

If you want to send something, the other party must also have a mobile phone.

"what?!"

Damn it?

When he learned that the videos he was watching on Douyin came from the lower-level spiritual continent, Situ Ran was even more shocked.

Because Situ Ran himself was an immortal who ascended from the Spirit Qi Continent!
Although the Spirit Continent has changed a lot.

but.
There are still some acquaintances among them.

For example, the holy rulers like Ji Ruoyao and Li Wanjun.

Situ Ran had personally witnessed these "young talents".

That's right.

While he was about to ascend to immortality on the Spirit Continent, Li Wanjun and the other girls were just beginning to gain fame.

Now, the little girl from back then has become a holy lord above all others.

Cost-free communication to the lower bound?
He had an old friend, whose Taoist name was Shouyin Daoren, who had communicated with the management office of the immortals' divine consciousness in the lower realm for less than half an incense stick's time a few years ago.

result?

I've used up all the savings I accumulated from mining!
Such a precious treasure!

Such a precious treasure!

For a fleeting moment, the carefree Situ Ran actually felt a slight urge to kill Qin Wudi.
In this way, no one else knew about the phone.

But it was only a tiny bit.

After all, the other party was also from his "homeland," and even if he were a stranger, he wouldn't do such a despicable thing.

"You are."

"The Qin Clan of the Central Region, Qin is invincible."

"Alright, Fellow Daoist Qin, you absolutely must not expose this phone casually, much less display it so openly as you did today, otherwise..."

"What else?"

Qin Wudi scratched his head, looking completely bewildered.

"Oh my God!"

Situ Ran slapped his forehead:
"Fellow Daoist, you also ascended after experiencing tribulations. Why do I need to explain such things? Such a treasure would tempt even a Celestial Lord!"

"A great treasure?" Qin Wudi found it hard to understand. Although the phone was magical, it shouldn't have attracted the attention of a Celestial Lord, right?

"You've just ascended to immortality; you have no idea how difficult it is for us immortals to contact the mortal realm! With your meager strength, yet possessing such a precious treasure, if you were to fall into the hands of a villain, they might very well kill you and steal it."

"Uh"

Qin Wudi interrupted Situ Ran:
"Actually, it's really not a treasure."

"Ok?"

"The cheapest first-generation machine only costs ten spirit stones. Robbery? I'll just give him one for free."

Situ Ran:
Wang Defa? !

Take less? !
Seemingly to prove it, Qin Wudi directly bought one hundred phones and gave them to Situ Ran, and explained how to buy phones online on Douyin.

"This"

Situ Ran's throat bobbed as he opened and closed the folding fan in his hand.

After a long pause, he could only manage to utter one sentence:
"This world is too surreal. I'm going back to sleep. Maybe I've entered an illusion? Hmm? Or maybe it's a demon in my heart? Yes! It's definitely a demon in my heart!"

Looking at Situ Ran, who was holding her phone and starting to lose her mind.

Qin Wudi also realized it.

Mobile phone
It may be more important than I imagine.

It's no wonder he was slow to realize it.

After all, I only came across the live streaming function; I hadn't thought about it in that direction before.

do not know why.

Qin Wudi had a feeling that "selling mobile phones" was quite important, and might even cause a huge stir in the Immortal Realm.

Meanwhile, Situ Ran on the other side also woke up from her dazed state.

But he couldn't quite control his anger.

The chat page in his hand showed:

[Situ Ran: Hehe, Situ Chengfeng? What a good name. Are you currently the most promising descendant of our Situ family? Excellent, I am deeply gratified.]

[Situ Chengfeng (Member of the Wan San Group Council, Director of the Eternal Elite Department, Eldest Son of the Situ Family): Where did this idiot come from?]

[Situ Ran: ???]

[Situ Ran: Send me your dad and mom's Douyin accounts!]

[Situ Chengfeng (Member of the Wan San Group Council, Director of the Eternal Elite Department, eldest son of the Situ family): Push your mother! I'll push your mother repeatedly!]

Situ Ran still wanted to post.

I found out I'd been blocked.

What are you doing?
I really am your ancestor!
You dare to insult me?

They insulted me, fine, but they even blocked me?!

The first thing he did after returning to his room was to try to contact the Situ family.

It's not difficult either.

After all, both Situ Chengfeng, the president of the Eternal Tribulation Elite Department, and the official accounts of the Situ family are very easy to search.

Who knew it would turn out like this?
But then again.

Claiming to be the other party's "ancestor" the moment you show your face is hardly convincing, so it's no wonder you get criticized.
"I need to find a way to let them know that I am truly from the celestial realm."

how to prove?

Got it!

Wasn't the phone given to me by Qin Wudi?

Then
Situ Ran contacted the Situ family's official account via private message:
[Situ Ran: I am Situ Ran, currently in the Immortal Realm. This phone was given to me by Qin Wudi.]

[Situ Family Official Account: May all liars die! Damn it, this is the 300th immortal ancestor claiming to know Qin Wudi today! Damn it!]

Situ Ran: ? ? ?

Co-authored.

I still can't prove my identity as the patriarch of the Situ family?!
After much difficulty, we finally found the Douyin account of the current head of the Situ family, namely Situ Jingang.

This time, Situ Ran directly filmed a video to demonstrate his immortal techniques!
unfortunately.

Situ Jingang insisted it was photoshopped and gave him a severe dressing-down.

Think differently.

If someone impersonates your ancestor, wouldn't you curse them?
Ouch, what the fuck?

"I really have no way to prove my identity?"

Fortunately, Situ Ran quickly came up with a solution.

That means you can go find Qin Wudi.

The solution is to have Qin Wudi contact the Qin family on the Spiritual Continent, then have the Qin family contact the Situ family, and finally have him give his Douyin account to the Qin family's lackeys.

"It's too late today, let's go tomorrow. Now, let me see the fairies on Douyin."

"Oh?"

"hiss?"

"Oh!"

"hiss!"

"Oh~ yeah~"

The next day.

noon the next day.

The next evening.

Qin Wudi and Situ Ran finally got out of bed with great reluctance.

This phone is so much fun!
They even love the old-school game, Run Run Run!
Douyin is also an example.

Everything on the spiritual continent depicted inside was so novel, and the fairies were so enchanting.

There's not enough time to play it all, absolutely not enough time to play it all.

Even when she goes out, Situ Ran is always holding her phone.

It doesn't matter~
Since it's so cheap, I'm not afraid of being envied. If someone wants it, what's wrong with giving him one?
Situ Ran even deliberately showed off everywhere.

Anyway, it only costs ten spirit stones, which is only one-tenth of a fairy stone.

If someone wants it, wouldn't that be like getting a huge favor for free?
There are still many students in the academy during the day.

I had just left the room not long ago.

Situ Ran then encountered several fellow Daoists he knew.

then
After a series of shocks and disbelief, everyone eventually accepted the truth.

However, there is one point.

That means only a very small number of immortals came from the Ascension Pool of the Spiritual Qi Continent.

So although they can contact the lower realm, it is not their lower realm.

But this is no longer important.

In fact, even Situ Ran himself no longer wants to contact the lower realm.

waste time.

The thought of his juniors bombarding him with questions after his identity was revealed made Situ Ran feel agitated.

Wouldn't it be better to play a couple more rounds of Eternal Bane instead?

Playing with familiar fellow players is much more fun than playing solo last night.

"Why aren't you guys quitting yet! Let's move on to the next game right away!"

After finishing a game, one student, still wanting more, repeatedly urged everyone to click "ready".

"Not bad?"

"This is so much fun! I've never encountered such a fun game, either in my homeland or in the immortal realm."

"And it's really exciting!"

"Yes, yes, you're all dead. When I was all alone, my hands were shaking with nervousness!"

"What's that compared to what you've got?"

Situ Ran took out a cigarette and lit it for himself:

"I almost got a chicken dinner last night, just a little bit. You have no idea how nervous I was when it was just him and me left."

"Brother Situ is truly amazing! Our highest ranking is only in the eighties, and you almost got the chicken dinner!"

"Harm~"

Situ Ran squinted and exhaled a smoke ring:
"Ranked in the eighties? In fact, you were all killing bots. Otherwise, any normal person could easily crush you. There are no locals at this rank; it's all high-level players smurfing."

A night of intense battles, plus watching a lot of game livestreams during the day.

Situ Ran was already familiar with all the technical terms.

However, the surrounding Confucian scholars were all interested in the thing that Situ Ran was sucking on.

"Brother Situ, this is..."

"Oh, wow~ you mean this? Cigarettes, used to refresh the mind. Having one makes you feel much more energetic. But I saw someone on TikTok say that this stuff is addictive?"

At this point, Situ Ran chuckled:
"Bullshit, I've smoked four or five packs today, and I'm not addicted at all!"

Upon hearing this, the others also laughed:
"Which of us who have ascended to immortality is not a person with an iron will? How could we possibly become addicted?"

(End of this chapter)