Chat group: People in Douluo bring disaster to the world.
Chapter 86 You really deserve to die [Subscribe]
Chapter 86 You really deserve to die [Subscribe]
When Ye Fan saw the message about Xiao Yan in the group, his face suddenly darkened.
How many times!
This kid's mouth is getting more and more mean, he must be given a package of education, the kind of physics education!
Otherwise, won't he make a big fuss in the future and shit on his own neck?
[Ye Fan: Damn you! I just remembered that I was going to go through and give you a good beating, but I almost forgot about it because of the new member joining the group! ]
[Qilin: Can I really travel through the world? ]
[Lu Xian: Sure. I suggest that we all have a meal together like last time, and take a new family photo as a souvenir? ]
【Lu Xian: Who is in favor, who is against! 】
The main reason why Lu Xian made this suggestion was that he wanted to see if he could lure out Shi Hao, who had not shown up in the group, as a "black carp".
Is he blocking the fountain and has no time to reply to messages?
Or are you still drinking animal milk, which has made you stupid and you don’t know how to use the chat group?
[Xiao Yan: I object! This dinner party is meaningless. It's a waste of my time traveling talisman. Sign-in points are very valuable. Refuse extravagance and waste, refuse gambling and drugs, and start with you and me!]
Are you kidding? If we really have a dinner party, won’t I be severely punished by you two?
【Zhang Chulan: You didn't mention Huang at all?】
[Ye Fan: I agree! As for the Transmigration Talisman, as long as you are willing to come, all the Transmigration Talismans consumed today will be paid for by me, Ye Tiandi! @Xiao Yan, are you ready? Wei Xiao.jpg]
[Yan Lingji: The dinner party is a good idea. It has been a while since we last had one. @Lu Xueqi, can Sister Xueqi come as well? I have some spiritual training questions to ask you.]
【Lu Xueqi: It’s not so much asking for advice, but we can verify each other and make progress together.】
[Xiao Yan: No, did you listen to me? Can you consider my feelings? ]
[Lu Xian: Last time we had a dinner at Ye Hei's place, let's change the location this time and hold it in Huo Huo's world. Wei Xiao.jpg]
[Xiao Yan:? 】
[Ye Fan: If Qingshan doesn't come to see me, I can go to see Qingshan. Brother Lu is smart. Some people will eventually have to pay a painful price in Aruba for their daily bad mouthing! ]
Aruba?
Xiao Yan's face turned green, Don't!
【Xiao Yan: Don’t come over here! 】
[Ye Fan: Newcomers, if you are willing to join the dinner, you can tell us in the group, and I will send you the time travel talisman in a red envelope.]
[Qilin: You guys are not going to trick me into coming here and then do something bad to me, right? ]
Qilin took out her pistol, removed the first blank bullet in the magazine, and replaced them all with live bullets.
[Ye Fan: Love comes or not. Rolling eyes.jpg]
【Zhang Chulan: I want a time travel talisman, thank you.】
Zhang Chulan thought that he was quite strong, unlike Qilin who was cautious. He did not have too many concerns. These people in the group, such as the Emperor of Heaven and the Emperor of Flame, seemed to be quite smart. They might just be a group of middle school boys. With the Golden Light Spell protecting them, could they still threaten him?
Zhang Chulan was even secretly curious and couldn't wait to see if traveling through the world was real.
[Shi Hao: Little one wants one too...]
Naiwa finally figured out how to use the chat group and sent his first message in the group.
……
Fight to break the world.
At the foot of a mountain in the Warcraft Mountains, there are towering rocks, gurgling water, and a clear stream with a beautiful scenery.
Xiao Yan was carrying a black ruler on his back and wearing a black suit. He was leaning against a big rock with his arms folded, looking helpless.
There was another girl next to him who was wearing a white dress, with her hands and feet tied with ropes and a piece of white cloth stuffed in her mouth. She was lying on her side, huddled in the gap between two boulders. Her petite body looked fragile, but now she was glaring at Xiao Yan with a stubborn and vicious look on her face.
"I've already told you that I only want a map of the treasure cave. As long as you take me there, I'll take the map and the rest will be yours. Why can't you understand what I'm saying?"
Xiao Yan sighed.
The little medical fairy still stared with no intention of giving in.
When Xiao Yan saw this, his expression changed and he threatened fiercely:
"I advise you not to be ungrateful! The apes in the Monster Mountain Range like girls like you who are delicate and tender!"
This sentence was quite lethal. Little Doctor Fairy's pupils trembled violently. This time she was really scared.
At this moment.
Two portals quietly opened behind Xiao Yan. Ripples appeared in the chaotic-colored portals, and two figures, one tall and one short, dressed in white, slowly stepped out from them.
Xiao Yan heard the footsteps and turned around to look at the two people walking out. His puzzled eyes lingered on Lu Xian for a while.
No?
Is this a land dog?
I haven’t seen you for just a few days, how come your hair has grown so long?
Has eating imported soybeans changed your underlying genes?
How the hell did he become so much more handsome? He’s almost half as handsome as my Yan Emperor!
No... now is not the time to worry about that.
Oh no! Two dogs are out of the cage!
Oh no, pills!
As soon as Lu Xian and Ye Fan stepped out of the portal, they saw the exciting scene of the villain kidnapping in front of them, and they couldn't help but be stunned.
Then they looked at each other, and were surprised that the other was half as handsome as themselves after breaking through the Divine Bridge realm. At the same time, meaningful smiles appeared on the corners of their mouths.
"Sun thief, let go of that girl and let me do it!"
Lu Xian shouted loudly, taking the lead.
Everything is about reason. Only by standing in a commanding position can you be right and unyielding. If you are not right, you will probably have to ask for help.
Ye Fan immediately followed up with his firepower output: "Beast! How dare you kidnap a decent woman? You are so audacious!"
"She's a girl from a good family." Lu Xian corrected.
"it's the same!"
Ye Fan waved his hands, "Humph, I, Ye Tiandi, will enforce justice on behalf of heaven today and beat you Aruba a hundred times!"
Aruba a hundred times, this one is a bit cruel.
Lu Xian nodded in agreement with dignity and righteousness: "I, Lu Xian, have always won people over with my virtue. Today, I will confiscate his tools and make sure he will never bully men or women again!"
This one is even more heavyweight!
He is a good man, I am saved!
Xiao Yixian looked at the scene in front of her, her expression was so excited, and she cried for help. Xiao Yan felt so wronged, he hadn't done anything yet, but he was being splashed with so much dirty water, why did they confiscate the tools used to commit the crime?
"If I say, 'I know I'm wrong, can you please not hit me in the face later? Please be gentle with my second brother...'"
Xiao Yan discussed with the two of them with a wry smile.
"Don't worry!" Ye Fan smiled faintly.
"It's light!" Lu Xian smiled faintly.
next second.
The three of them had a fierce battle.
Xiao Yan hit Ye Fan's fist hard with his eye sockets, and hit the tip of Lu Xian's shoes with his buttocks. Now he was rubbing his crotch against the tree to express his joy at winning the battle.
What a hearty Aruba!
The little medical fairy who was tied up and lying on the ground was stunned by the outrageous behavior of the three people. She wanted to laugh, but her mouth was stuffed with white cloth and it was awkward to laugh, and her delicate face turned a little red.
Lu Xian and Ye Fan were giving Xiao Yan a health treatment in Aruba when another portal opened nearby. A young man wearing a white short-sleeved T-shirt, a black jacket, and fluffy hair tied behind his head walked out with a look of surprise on his face.
The young man's clear eyes revealed a hint of the stupidity that is unique to college students. "It's amazing. I actually came to another world from the city in an instant..."
Four pairs of eyes met at this moment. Zhang Chulan looked at Lu Xian grabbing his hands, Ye Fan grabbing his feet, and Xiao Yan, who was being used as a saw and whose crotch was almost rubbing against the tree to the point of sparks. He could not help but be stunned...
What is this scene for me?
"You are... Zhang Chulan? Didn't you hit someone and caused cervical erosion? Why are you here so quickly?" Lu Xian asked.
"If you're blackmailing me, of course I have to run away! So what are you doing?" After Zhang Chulan made sure that he had come to the right place, he suddenly felt his hands itching.
"In that case, there's no time to explain. Get in the car!" Lu Xian said with a serious face.
"No!" Xiao Yan howled miserably.
"This is not good..." Zhang Chulan showed hesitation on his face, but his hand had already been stretched out. No one could resist the temptation of Aruba.
The next second, he took over Lu Xian's work with an excited look on his face, and said words to comfort Xiao Yan, "A man who can endure the humiliation of Aruba will surely achieve great things in the future. I was also humiliated by Aruba when I was a child..."
"Oh? Have you taken revenge now? What have you done?"
Ye Fan asked curiously while lifting Xiao Yan's legs and rubbing them up and down the tree trunk.
"No, I'm afraid that if I seek revenge on them, they will kill me again, Aruba..."
It’s confirmed, he is really a talent!
Lu Xian smiled without saying anything and walked away quickly. My mother doesn’t allow me to play with fools.
He smiled warmly, and gracefully went over to help Xiao Yixian untie her, took the white handkerchief out of her mouth, helped her up, and asked her about her health: "Miss, are you okay? Are you injured or feeling uncomfortable? Do you want me to check your body?"
"I'm not... okay."
The Little Medical Fairy glanced at the clean and refreshing young man in front of her, with an elegant temperament. The golden sunset seemed to have cast a layer of brilliant light on his profile. He was handsome and unparalleled, with deep and gentle eyes. At first glance, he was a gentleman with a story and connotation.
She lowered her head shyly like a young girl in love, with two blushes on her young and delicate face.
He is so handsome and gentle!
Even when he was teaching the beast a lesson and performing indecent actions, he looked so handsome that his whole body was glowing.
In fact, Lu Xian had only used a little divine power to make it less tiring for him to move his arms up and down.
"It's good that you're alright, don't worry, girl. I will definitely teach this damn beast a lesson today!"
"Yeah! Thank you for saving me."
"It's just a casual thing. You're welcome."
Both of them were dressed in white, standing between mountains and rivers. The man was elegant and otherworldly, while the woman was pure and shy, like a beautiful painting.
This scene almost made Xiao Yan burst into tears on the spot. Damn Lu Gou, I didn’t expect your calculations were so deep. Am I also a part of your hero saving the beauty?
"My name is Lu Xian, what's your name, young lady?"
Lu Xian supported her gently and asked with a soft smile.
"Little...little medical fairy..." Her cheeks felt hot and her earlobes turned red because of Lu Xian's gentle gaze.
"Xiao Yixian, this name sounds really nice."
"Thank you! Your name is also very nice..."
The sound of the crotch rubbing against the bark stopped at this moment.
Ye Fan and Zhang Chulan, who were holding Xiao Yan's hands and feet, froze in their movements, staring blankly at two people not far away who were looking at each other with affectionate eyes. The setting sun was right between the two of them, and they were enveloped in golden light.
what--!
Who is showing off? I am going blind!
It’s really dazzling!
A ridiculous and outrageous thought arose in Ye Fan's and the other two's minds at the same time. They began to doubt whether the two would suddenly have a long and passionate kiss in the next second.
Not a buddy?
It wasn't agreed to go to Aruba together.
So why did you suddenly start picking up girls?
The outrageous thing is that it seems like it’s almost successful?
Are you really going to kill us like dogs?
Damn you!
Ye Fan and Zhang Chulan looked at each other and loosened their hands at the same time. Xiao Yan fell to the ground with a thump.
The movement here attracted the attention of two people on the other side.
The little medical fairy suddenly realized that there were other people present. She panicked and pulled away her hand that was still being supported by Lu Xian. She turned around, kicked the stones with her toes, and circled the black hair on her chest with her fingertips over and over again, her heart beating like a deer.
Ye Fan, Zhang Chulan, and Xiao Yan, who had a resentful look on his face, looked at each other and walked over silently.
Xiao Yan clamped his burning legs together, cleared his throat, and showed off his orchid fingers, with a pretentious look on his face: "My name is Lu Xian~~ What's your name, young lady~~"
When Zhang Chulan saw it, he followed the rhythm tacitly, humming softly, "Little~~Little Medical Fairy~~"
Ye Fan started to get excited: "Little Medical Fairy~~This name~~is really nice~~"
The three of them said in unison: "Thank you~~ Your name is also very nice~~"
Humans are essentially repeaters, and the three of them are the yin-yang beast version of repeaters.
Abbreviation: Three Livestock!
(End of this chapter)
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