Chat group: People in Douluo bring disaster to the world.

Chapter 85 is a talent that is more abstract than us! [First Order]

In Dahuangshi Village, a little kid with two puffy braids was holding a bowl of milk and pouring it on a willow stump. The kid looked at the chat box that suddenly popped up in his mind with a dazed look in his eyes, and he didn't even realize that the milk in the bowl was empty.

At the Juxia City Public Security Bureau, Qilin stared in a daze at the chat box that inexplicably appeared in her mind, wondering if she was too exhausted from work recently and thus had some kind of hallucination.

The world under one person.

Zhang Chulan, who was riding an electric scooter, was also startled by the chat box that suddenly appeared in his mind. He accidentally hit the wheel of a young lady riding a shared bicycle on the side of the road, knocking her to the ground...

……

Perfect World Shi Hao? Heroic Army Lian Qilin? Under One Person Zhang Chulan?

Lu Xian looked at the names of several new members in the group and was slightly stunned. After a brief contemplation, he felt that he might have discovered the pattern of attracting people to the chat group.

Rule 1: There are always two men and one woman.

Rule 2: A person from a high-level world, a person from a middle-level world, and a person from a low-level world. The chat group added people three times, and it seemed to follow this rule. If we include the Huohuo Douqi Continent and the upper world, it would be a fair guess.

"This is interesting. Shi Hao is here. One of them drank animal milk and became stupid, and another one of them forged his academic qualifications. This is a cause and effect game..."

"I just don't know what timeline these three newcomers are in now..."

Lu Xian rode the rainbow and traveled across the vast heaven and earth. The thick clouds were cut in half by the blazing rainbow light. Compared to the Life Spring Realm, the aura of the Divine Bridge Realm was more turbulent and vast, like an abyss or an ocean. He was like a real god, proudly standing on the top of the clouds, high above.

In the sea of suffering, there was a brilliant white rainbow hanging high in the sky, spanning the sky, which was extremely gorgeous. It was the symbol of his entry into the realm of the Divine Bridge.

The blazing rainbow light surrounding Lu Xian was now as dazzling as a small incandescent sun, and his figure was almost invisible. He was adapting to his surging strength and gradually restraining the powerful fluctuations of his divine power that were constantly overflowing.

[Lu Xueqi: Welcome newcomers to join the group. If you don’t understand something, you can go to the group introduction first. There are fairly detailed explanations there.]

There was a brief silence in the group.

[Qilin: Multiverse theory? Is this some kind of alien high-tech? Who are you all?]

As an experienced modern policewoman, Qilin is quite familiar with QQ group chat. However, she finds it a little hard to accept the way this group chat appears, as it is a little too mysterious.

[Xiao Yan: This is a very good question! ]

Xiao Yan and Ye Fan held back and didn't say anything, just waiting to show off. When they saw someone finally asking, they couldn't wait to jump out and show off.

[Ye Fan: I am the emperor who has defeated all the kings and suppressed all the enemies throughout the ages! Newcomer, you can call me Emperor Ye Tian: Ye Fan! ]

[Xiao Yan: The top of the immortals, the proud of the world, as long as I am the Yan Emperor, there is the sky, and the Yan Emperor is even before Hongjun! Newcomer, you can call me the Yan Emperor: Xiao Yan! ]

Lu Xian:?
Your mother is-

Lu Xian never expected that someone would blatantly steal his lines and get ahead of him to show off!

Who started this bad habit of being so aggressive in front of others in the group?
Damn it!
[Qilin: Pfft~ You guys...did you run away from some mental hospital?]

[Qilin: It's really rare to see people as immature as you. It's rare! ]

Qilin was so amused by the two of them that she laughed so hard that she fell backwards. Fortunately, it was working hours and she had taken sick leave due to the chat group, so there was no one in the dormitory.

When Xiao Yan and Ye Fan saw the two messages in the group, they were both stunned. Is there something wrong with the development of the plot?
What's the matter, little sister?

We spoke so powerfully, and this is your response?

Even if you don't bow down, you should be at least shocked, right?

So you say we are crazy?

I originally wanted to show off in front of the new juniors, but I never expected that I would end up pooping a huge pile.

I don't buy this at all. It seems like I'm pretending to be the wrong person...

[Lu Xian: I am so happy, I almost fell off the sky from laughing. Are you two pretending to be geoducks? Hahaha! ]

Ever since I got three shots of Sinovac, I really like watching this kind of silly scenes, so interesting!

The smile on Lu Xian's face was harder to suppress than AK, but Ye Fan and Xiao Yan looked as if they had died, and their toes were so embarrassed that they almost dug out a three-bedroom apartment on the spot.

【Qilin: Hehehe! 】

No laughing!

Xiao Yan’s face turned black. If you keep laughing, I’ll pull out your teeth!
[Lu Xueqi: @Qilin, you don’t have to pay attention to the three of them. They are not serious people. They only know how to brag and talk nonsense all day long. You will understand after getting to know them for a long time. They may be a little stupid, but they are not bad people.]

Ye Fan, Xiao Yan, Lu Xian: ...

Lu Xian thought to himself that he was not bragging at this moment!

Slander and rumor!

Naiqi, I'm going to sentence you to come to my room and work like a cow or a horse for me for ten years, eating chicken and grass, both meat and vegetables, and plenty of food to keep you full!

[Yan Lingji: I can prove that what Sister Xueqi said is true.]

Fire-maker, come to my room and be my slave!

[Qilin: So this group is really like what it says in the group introduction? You are all from another world?]

【Lu Xian: Yes! Newbie, would you consider following Big Brother? Big Brother will protect you from now on. Big Brother will buy you whatever you want, but if it costs more than three dollars, forget it. Big Brother doesn't like women who are too materialistic.】

[Qilin: Pfft~ You guys are all relatively young, right? ]

[Qilin: Humph! You can't even spend three dollars, and you still want me to hang out with you? I need three thousand dollars a month just for food, and I also need skin care products, fruits, snacks, clothes, etc. If I just spend less than ten thousand, wouldn't I have to go hungry nine times out of three days if I hang out with you?]

[Lu Xian: It’s only 300 a day? I’ll give you 400! Let’s try it for a day first, and then we’ll continue to do it when it’s suitable.] Qilin:?
NMD!

[Qilin: I now believe what Miss Xueqi said. You three are really not decent people. Two of you are not smart, and the other one is a hooligan.]

If one person is rude, the other two will suffer and be scolded together.

Ye Fan and Xiao Yan were innocently implicated.

Zhang Chulan was scratching his head in annoyance in the hospital. He was a little upset by the constant pop-up message alerts in the chat group.

[Zhang Chulan: What kind of outrageous chat group is this? It appeared at such a bad time. I finally got my donkey back, but I bumped into someone. It's so unlucky. My wallet...]

Looking at his deflated wallet, Zhang Chulan felt like crying. This was his newly-paid salary!

Is it easy for me to work and study?

Now, what should I eat this month?
Damn it, it was just a little scrape. If the hospital wasn’t right next door, the wound would have healed before I even got to the hospital.

I have to undergo a surgical examination!
Damn, the inspection is so expensive!

【Xiao Yan: Was he killed in the collision? 】

【Zhang Chulan: That’s not the case...】

[Lu Xian: Need money? Call me brother and I’ll give you gold.]

[Zhang Chulan: Haha~ A real man should stand tall and proud, and a man with a golden stature under his knees will never accept food given out of pity...]

Zhang Chulan sneered, what a liar, this method is outdated, and you still want to fool me?
You might as well say you are Qin Shi Huang and let me V50!
Give you experience +3!

[Lu Xian sent an exclusive red envelope to Zhang Chulan]

[Lu Xian: I’ll give you one first. A gold coin like this. I think I still have several million. Smile.jpg]

"Can this chat group really send red envelopes?" Zhang Chulan was stunned.

【Zhang Chulan received an exclusive red envelope】

"Hiss~ This heavy feeling..."

Zhang Chulan weighed the gold coins in his hand and widened his eyes in surprise. He was a poor guy and this was the first time he had seen gold. He never dared to enter a gold shop in the past. He tried to make a mark with his teeth and took a look inside. It was gold!

It’s really gold!

There is actually a super rich person in the group!
I, Zhang Chulan, am about to become rich!
[Zhang Chulan: Big brother, no, foster father! I have been wandering for half my life, and I only regret that I have never met a wise master. If you don’t abandon me, I am willing to be your foster father. I beg you to accept me! ]

[Xiao Yan: No, buddy? Aren't you a real man who stands tall and proud? A man with gold under his knees will never accept charity? And you become such a jerk for a gold coin. Are you selling your ass?]

Xiao Yan despised this kind of behavior!
Although he had done it before, and more than once, it did not stop him from continuing to despise it.

[Zhang Chulan: What do you know? A real man should not only be upright, but also be able to bend and stretch. A man has gold under his knees. Isn't it time to cash it in now?]

Why do I think what he said makes sense...

[Xiao Yan:...]

[Ye Fan:...]

Outrageous!

It's so fucking outrageous that he opened the door in an outrageous way. It's so outrageous!
There is a person in the group who is even more abstract than us?
When Lu Xian saw this message, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly. Zhang Chulan was really a shameless person. There was only a wrong name, not a wrong nickname.

What scum these are!
he~tui!

It's different for him. Unless it's a 36D fairy who is powerful, graceful, loyal and dedicated, who can be hugged by him, Lu Xian will never stick out his butt on his own initiative.

The butt also has dignity, you have to pay more!

[Lu Xueqi: Hey, it looks like there will be another member with a mental disorder in the group. ]

[Yan Lingji: Isn't this great? Isn't it fun to watch them bragging and joking around every day? ]

[Qilin: It’s so joyful. I laughed so hard that my stomach hurts. What kind of talent chat group is this?]

As modern people, Qilin and Zhang Chulan integrated into the chat group very quickly, at least on the surface.

It didn't take long for me to get along well with the rest of the group members. Mainly because everyone was humble and the atmosphere was cheerful and harmonious, and there was no isolation.

This is all thanks to the two twos who got off to a good start.

[Zhang Chulan: Damn it, I bumped into a woman while riding my donkey, and accidentally knocked her over. I just had a little skin scraped off. I was sent to the hospital for a surgical checkup, but she still wanted to have an internal medicine checkup!]

[Zhang Chulan: Forget about the inspection. The worst that can happen is that I have to pay some money and consider myself unlucky.]

[Zhang Chulan: But she finally found out that it was cervical erosion. Now she insists that I broke it and wants me to take responsibility. I really...]

[Zhang Chulan: I feel like I’m being blackmailed. What should I do?]

hiss~
What kind of heart-wrenching road OX love story is this?

Not better than Boruto?
[Ye Fan: 6! Where are my melon seeds? Should I kneel down and squat for the next step? ]

[Xiao Yan: Stop making noise! I've already eaten it, I'll put it in your mouth later.]

[Lu Xian: Pfft~ Sorry, I really couldn’t help it…]

(End of this chapter)