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Chapter 87 Are you guys serious? [Subscribe]

[Fuck, the last chapter I wrote about a massage was censored. I’m drunk. I can wait till dawn to read it. It’ll be out at dawn.]

Do the same with me?
Lu Xian glanced at the three of them, and a trace of the aura of the Divine Bridge Realm was accidentally leaked. At that moment, Zhang Chulan and Xiao Yan both turned pale and could no longer pretend.

It was as if a terrifying mountain suddenly pressed down on my shoulders.

The aura as heavy as a mountain seemed to be ready to fall at any time and crush them into pieces.

However, the next second, this oppressive feeling disappeared without a trace, as if it had never appeared.

In just a short moment, Zhang Chulan almost peed on the spot. Now he took it all in again. The sky was blue and the clouds were white. The breeze was blowing. The years were peaceful. It seemed that nothing had happened. He wondered if he had some illusion and became a little suspicious.

Among the three, only Ye Fan knows the reason by observing his nose with his eyes and his heart with his nose. Do you think that a mere breath can threaten me, Emperor Ye Tian?
Lu Xian withdrew his gaze. He was still very magnanimous. It was just a few barkings. He was thick-skinned and didn't care. But the little medical fairy felt a little embarrassed and annoyed when she was teased by the three people.

He turned around and said angrily: "So you two are in the same group."

"I do know him. I apologize to you on behalf of my friend."

Lu Xian introduced with a faint smile: "The one who arrested you is called Xiao Yan. He drank too much toxic milk powder when he was young, so his brain is not very good. He may be a bit bad at talking, but he is not a bad person at heart. We have just dealt with him for you. He will definitely not dare to do anything wrong again in the future. The short guy next to him is called Ye Fan. Don't look at him because he is short. He is actually over 25 years old and is a gay who likes men. The last one with eyes full of "I am a fool" is called Zhang Chulan. You don't have to doubt it, he is a fool."

Xiao Yan, Ye Fan, Zhang Chulan: ...

No, you scolded three people in one sentence?

Is this the vicious revenge foul-mouthed attack from the land dogs?
Doesn’t it just affect your good deeds?
Look at your face!

Wait, gay?
Xiao Yan and Zhang Chulan covered their buttocks and walked away from Ye Fan quietly.

terrible!
I didn't expect you to be such a Ye Hei, hiding so deeply!
"Puchi~" The little medical fairy covered her mouth and chuckled. She was amused by Lu Xian's sharp counterattack. Most of the anger in her heart disappeared. These people seemed quite interesting.

The Little Medical Fairy secretly glanced at Lu Xian, who looked leisurely, but quickly looked away for fear of being discovered.

Is he helping me to respond to the teasing from the others just now?
It's really gentle...

No, you think too much. Lu Xian is just used to taking revenge on the spot. He will not feel happy if he doesn't scold.

"Slander! Lu Gou is slandering me!" Ye Fan noticed Xiao Yan and Zhang Chulan moving away from him, and explained anxiously. If he couldn't explain clearly today, his reputation would be ruined.

With Xiao Yan's big mouth, he would definitely publicize it in the group to avenge the massage he received from him.

Xiao Yan and Zhang Chulan nodded and took two steps back, "Of course we believe you."

Ye Fan:?
So what does it mean for you to retreat?
"Zhang Chulan, why are you so far away from me?"

"I'm going to run some water..."

Zhang Chulan was shocked by the breath that Lu Xian accidentally revealed just now, and now he really wanted to pee.

Lu Xian raised his eyelids and said, "Don't urinate or defecate anywhere. There are girls here."

"I'm hiding behind the tree and you can't see me..." Zhang Chulan muttered softly and ran two steps away.

"..."

"Lu Gou! I have tolerated you for a long time. How dare you slander me like this? Do you dare to continue the previous fight in the group and fight me!"

Ye Fan said viciously.

"Why don't you dare!"

Lu Xian accepted the battle calmly. He also wanted to try to have a fight with Ye Fan to see which one was stronger, the ancient holy body or his own innate learning holy body. This way, he would have a rough comparison in the future and would have a better idea of the situation.

"Is it a fight between two noobs?"

When Zhang Chulan came back from taking a shower, he heard the two men planning a fight, and he immediately became interested.

Lu Xian, Ye Fan:?

Lu Xian: "A bunch of noobs fighting each other?"

Ye Fan: "Do you have any misunderstandings about us?"

"You guys sound like you're so awesome." Zhang Chulan said cheerfully. What real ability could a few idiots who just play massage have?
You probably don’t know that I, Zhang Chulan, am actually a master who keeps a low profile and lives in seclusion in the city, right?
Ye Fan glanced at him and said, "I don't know if I'm powerful or not, but with your size, I can blow you away with just one fart."

Lu Xian looked relaxed, with his hands behind his back, pretending to be cool, "Xiao Zhang, if you don't practice, seeing me will be like a frog in a well looking at the moon in the sky. If you practice, seeing me will be like a mayfly looking at the sky!"

"I will be sparring with Ye Hei later, remember to watch and learn more..."

“Yeah, yeah.” Zhang Chulan raised the corner of his mouth and nodded in agreement. You guys are seriously ill with a middle school disease. You are right.

The little medical fairy's eyes sparkled brightly. What Lu Xian said was so cool and impressive. He was so confident!

[Xiao Yan: Shocked! The Immortal Abstract King fights against Emperor Ye Tian at the top of the Warcraft Mountain Range. The two dogs are fighting each other. Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality? Who will kill the dog? To know what happens next, please pay attention to the hot-blooded show that young people like to watch on CCTV in Douqi Continent. The first episode: A hot collision of gay love! ]

Xiao Yan knew how to make something interesting. Several people in the group who had not originally planned to come so early were immediately piqued by the title.

After a while.

One after another, teleportation portals opened nearby. First, Lu Xueqi arrived carrying her little girl, followed by Firebrand and Qilin, who looked a little wary. Even the tiny Shi Hao walked out of the portal with a crystal willow leaf pinned between his hair.

There were more and more people around, and it suddenly became lively. People who were familiar with each other greeted each other, and those who were unfamiliar with each other introduced themselves to each other and gradually became familiar with each other.

Lu Xian glanced at the faces of the other two new group members.

Qilin has a fair and delicate face, soft and three-dimensional facial features, she stands straight, and has a righteous and heroic temperament. She wears a slim blue police uniform that outlines her curvy figure. She is a uniformed policewoman who looks beautiful at first sight and becomes more attractive the more you look at her.

Little Shi Hao... a boy from Shi Village with two red sticks and two pigtails, wearing a small vest made of animal skin, dressed like a little Nezha. He looks not much older than little Nannan, and is probably not weaned yet. He is at the perfect age to drink animal milk and become stupid. Now he is standing with little Nannan, staring at each other.

With just one glance, Lu Xian had a general understanding of the timelines of the new group members.

"Lu Gou! How dare you slander me, Emperor Ye Tian? Come and fight me now!"

More than ten meters away, Ye Fan was already shouting excitedly. The more people came to the group, the better. He was going to use the Dog Beating Boxing today to prove his strength and establish his supreme position in the chat group.

He and Lu Xian are both God Bridges, at the top of the food chain in the chat group. In this battle, they are fighting for the reputation of being the best in the world. The ancient holy body is invincible at the same level. As long as Lu Xian doesn't use those weird abilities, Ye Fan will not be afraid at all.

"defamation?"

"Then let me ask you, if Pangbo and Xiaoyue were poisoned at the same time, and you only had one antidote, who would you choose to save?"

Lu Xian smiled indifferently and walked forward slowly.

"Of course it's Pangbo!" Ye Fan answered without thinking. He didn't even know who Xiaoyueliang was, so he would definitely choose to save Pangbo!

This is a trap.

Lu Xian raised the corner of his mouth, "You didn't even save your future wife, but chose to save Pangbo, and you still say you're not gay?"

"Future wife?" Ye Fan was stunned, then realized that it should be his wife from the future timeline. She was waiting for him here?
"Lu Gou, you are hiding information and changing the concept. It's really despicable!"

Lu Xian smiled but said nothing.

Ye Fan's defense was broken, his eyes flashed and he suddenly grinned and said: "Then let me ask you, if Huo Huo and Nai Qi were poisoned, and you only have one antidote, who would you save?"

"I will definitely save Naiqi!" Lu Xian answered without thinking, with an expression that said, "How could you ask such a stupid question?"

Xiao Yan’s face turned dark. Damn it, you are really decisive!

Value sex over friends!

"What if Naiqi and Fire Queen were poisoned?"

Ye Fan laughed strangely and threw out a trump card, "I knew that you, Lu Gou, would not put out a fire. What you did before was just a prelude. Now, how are you going to deal with these two?"

If you give a wrong answer, you will offend one of them. This is really a vicious conspiracy. Now you know how terrible my revenge will be!
Lu Xian looked disdainful upon hearing this, and replied calmly: "Science has proven that oral medications are only half as effective as those absorbed through the anus and rectum. I will split the antidote in half and stuff it in their buttocks, and then both of them will be saved."

Lu Xueqi, Yan Lingji:?
The rest:…

Xiao Yan: NM, you have this method, but you weren’t even willing to give it to me before?
Ye Fan was shocked by Lu Xian's shamelessness. He was no match for Lu Xian in terms of words and was ruthlessly crushed. He became furious and wanted to get back at him with his fists.

If there is a blocked road, use your fist to open it!

Ye Fan gnashed his teeth and said, "The Ancient Saint Body is invincible at the same level. If we fight, you have no chance of winning. If you admit defeat now, you can still save some face!"

"Yeah!"

Lu Xian was not afraid at all, his eyes were arrogant, "It's a pity that my way does not ask whether there is a fight or not! Because of me, I will not lose!"

More than ten meters away from the crowd of spectators, Lu Xian and Ye Fan looked at each other from a distance, one with a stern brow and the other with a frosty face. They stood there and kept silent, confronting each other with cold eyes and staring at each other, emitting a tense aura of horror and destruction, as if a major battle was about to break out.

The momentum of the two of them is:

Explosion!

Crazy increase!

Strong increase!

The onlookers were suddenly shocked.

Xiao Yan spread his hands to both sides and shouted in horror: "It's our old enemy, everyone retreat quickly!"

With old grudges from the past and new grievances from today, Ye Fan is now going to fight Lu Xian to see who is better, and who is stronger!
Thinking of this, the people around became extremely excited. They did not listen to Xiao Yan's advice, but instead gathered around and watched with bloodthirstiness the upcoming river of blood.

Lu Xian and Ye Fan were still standing still, staring into each other's eyes. The air between them seemed to be exploding with sparks, and the strong sense of fate between them had already erupted!

Such as Hashirama and Madara, Son Goku and Vegeta, Naruto and Sasuke, Tiga and Gatanjea, Kato Toru and Aoi Sora...

"There are ants everywhere around, avoid hurting innocent people. I, Ye Tiandi, am waiting for you to challenge me in the Ninth Heaven!"

Ye Fan spoke with a domineering tone, and suddenly a brilliant golden rainbow light burst out from his body. His aura rose rapidly, as if a Saiyan had advanced to a Super Saiyan. He rushed into the sky with a bang, and the violent gusts of air during takeoff caused dust to roll around him. He stood high in the sky, and a golden rainbow bloomed, more dazzling than the setting sun.

"What the hell?"

Zhang Chulan looked up at this shocking scene with a dull expression.

No!

I thought you were just talking nonsense and were about to start a fight between two noobs that was too painful to watch, but it turns out you were serious?
He flew up into the sky in a flash. Zhang Chulan couldn't imagine how the funny guy who was playing massage with him before suddenly became like this?

Qilin was also surprised. She thought they were talking in the group about Emperor Ye Tian having a middle school syndrome attack, but why did you suddenly do this?

"As the Emperor of Heaven, I shall suppress all enemies in the world!"

Ye Fan stood in the sky and shouted loudly, his voice rolling like thunder and his momentum was infinitely majestic.

"Lu Gou, do you dare to come up and fight?"

"as you wish!"

"boom!"

Another blazing white rainbow rose up in an instant, rushing into the sky like a comet, standing parallel to Ye Fan. The aura it exuded was equally terrifying, like an abyss or an ocean.

"How dare you, a mere Heavenly Emperor, bark in front of me, the Immortal Abstract King? For your offense today, I will not become an immortal in the future. I will only work as a security guard in Mount Tai one day and wait for you to come back and collect your parking fee!"

Nima!

Ye Fan's face darkened. During this pretentious highlight moment, can't we be serious and maintain our status to have a shocking battle that will dazzle everyone!
Before the fight even started, the auras of the two began to collide wildly, and divine light constantly flowed on their bodies. Two divine rainbows, one white and one gold, shone brightly, as bright as two scorching suns, illuminating the sky in white and gold. The sky was full of divine clouds, brilliant and dazzling.

The entire Monster Mountain Range fell silent at this moment. The occasional roars of Monsters in the past could no longer be heard. Even the Purple-Gold Winged Lion King was trembling in the cave.

"Is this the power of the Divine Bridge Realm..."

Xiao Yan and the others were shocked. A mere collision of auras could actually affect the celestial phenomena. It was truly terrifying!
Zhang Chulan murmured thankfully: "Fortunately, he just told me not to urinate and defecate anywhere, and I agreed. Otherwise, it is hard to say whether I would urinate and defecate anywhere..."

(End of this chapter)