This is not how immortals cultivate

Chapter 265 Boss, Heaven has conferred a title of Great Sage Equaling Heaven

Qianyuan Realm.

Fengxian County.

Xiao Lingyue confirmed that Xiang Yuan's injuries had healed and that the love poison would not relapse within three months, so she returned to Wushuang Palace, intending to practice in seclusion and refine her own magic weapon as soon as possible.

She left in such a hurry, firstly, she didn't want to see Zener showing off his experience, but she couldn't bring herself to compete with Zener, and secondly, Zener really put a lot of pressure on her, and she missed the past time.

At that time, she was the one who had the final say, and Zener was timid, with an innocent and cute look on his face.

I actually really like Sister Zener!

At this point, Xiao Lingyue had to believe it even if she didn't want to. Chan'er was a genuine seductress, and her previous behavior of pretending to be stupid and cute was all acting.

Since you like acting so much, I’ll let you act for the rest of your life!

Xiao Lingyue made up her mind to practice hard and make up for the advantage in realm as soon as possible. Once she had the upper hand, she would give Chan'er a good beating.

Once I am your senior sister, I will always be your sister!
Xiao Lingyue left resolutely. Chaner saw through her thoughts at a glance and did not dare to continue to act badly. She spent two days with her husband and returned with a full load. She returned to Huangquan Road to practice hard.

On this day, Chaner regained the lost pressure, and because it was about the position of the eldest wife in the family, she was full of motivation and ran faster than Jinse who was chasing behind.

After the two women left, Xiang Yuan sat cross-legged on the meditation cushion and practiced meditation.

The small team of the Imperial City Division in Fengxian County was disbanded, and it was meaningless for him to continue staying here. In the past, he disliked the crosstalk performed by Xiao He and Xu Jixian, as they were all kinds of different kinds of people. Now that the two of them were gone, he felt very lonely and uncomfortable.

Xiang Yuan's fundamental skill is the Wuxiang Yinfa, which combines the strengths of many schools. He relies only on himself to comprehend the laws of heaven and earth. His speed is limited, so he must go around begging for alms and looking for fights, and copy... learn the laws of heaven and earth from his opponents during battles.

Right now, there are two paths before him.

The first step is to find Senior Brother Tongming Ji Boli, who is one of the seven Tianwu clans. The seven families appear to be united and love each other like a family, but in fact, they all have their own ulterior motives and invade and hinder each other. There are hundreds of millions of families, and dozens of chat groups can be set up.

When you go to your senior brother's place, there will definitely be no shortage of fights. There will be a small group every three days and a large group every five days. You can meet a lot of people who are destined to meet you.

Second, go to Prince Zhao’s Palace.

Behind the Zhaowang Mansion is the Shendu Xiao family. The imperial court appointed Xiao Yan as the lord of eight states, not to let him please the ladies, but to target the three Tianzong families, with the Zhaowang Mansion as the vanguard, to maintain law and order in the territory and make a big move.

It is conceivable that Prince Zhao's palace is in urgent need of professional thugs, and there will be fights as soon as they go there.

In fact, there is a third route, which is to travel all the way from south to north, through the entire territory of Western Chu, to the Benxin Road of Northern Qi.

Considering that Xi Chu hasn't figured things out yet, and that all the members of Benxindao are scumbags with ugly faces, Xiang Yuan rejects this path from the bottom of his heart.

He made up his mind that after he finished the big copy of Western Chu and his strength increased, he would go to Northern Qi to show off and trick his fellow disciples before they tricked him.

After thinking for a long time, Xiang Yuan did not rush to make a decision. He said to himself: "Speaking of which, I can also go to Master Broken Sampan. Although he dislikes me a little bit, I don't dislike him..."

"There is also Yue Huanjiang. He is a great talent in the Spiritual Transformation Stage. It would be nice to go to his place for a meal and see if he has any sisters."

"Oh no, the breakthrough was too fast, and I forgot to challenge the local martial arts hall's Spiritualization Stage..."

"Oh, there is no master of the Spiritualization Stage in the local martial arts hall. That's fine."

Xiang Yuan slapped his head and suddenly remembered that over in the Heavenly God Realm, Fairy Qingluan's medicinal fields were almost ready for use.

It is really ungentlemanly for the great Emperor Zhenwu to always be thinking about bullying a little blue bird, but Xiang Yuan also has his own reasons for insisting on his original intention. He should not forget his original intention, be consistent, and be concise. People should not forget their roots. This is a matter of principle.

This is not how immortals cultivate, but this is how humans do it!

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The world of gods.

Southern Continent, Wudang Mountain.

Xuanwu Tongchu Palace, thirty-six golden palaces.

Xiang Yuan had just arrived at the office and hadn't even sat down when he saw Guan Yan, dressed in white, holding a stack of documents and busy as a whirlwind.

Why are you here?
Aren't you a military attaché?

Xiang Yuan called Guan Yan, showing the full authority of a big leader, frowned and said: "Big sister, have you finished your work in the lower world?"

"The Great Emperor, you don't deserve this title..."

Guan Yan bowed and explained with awe and admiration why he appeared in the office.

After Xiang Yuan left the wasteland, Guan Yan passed down the method of cultivation and abolished the privileges of the nobility with absolute strength. When the residents of the underground city were completely moved to the ground and everything was on track, she ascended to the upper realm and met the butler Bai Ze in Xuanwu Tongchu Mansion.

Seeing Guan Yan dressed as a female secretary, with everything about her being attractive, Bai Ze obviously misunderstood something. She was dressed in black, while Guan Yan was dressed in white...

understood!

Bai Ze didn't dare to think less, and reluctantly arranged her into the office, making Guan Yan the second secretary after her.

Currently still an intern.

Before Guan Yan changed her job, she was a standard clerical staff member. She quickly got the hang of the job of a female secretary. She was mainly obedient and did whatever she was told to do without any complaints, thus helping Bai Ze share a lot of the workload.

Xiangyuan: (一`一)
This Bai Ze is really outrageous. I've already told Zhenwu Emperor that he doesn't allow relationships between men and women in his office, but he refused to listen and stuffed a female secretary in. This...

This is a loyal and trusted minister!
But Bai Ze underestimated him. It was just black and white silk legs. Which cadre couldn't withstand such a test!

Xiang Yuan looked at Guan Yan expressionlessly. Her legs were really long. She could sit on the desk directly by twisting her waist without even standing on tiptoe.

A natural born secretary, born to be a leader!

"Your Majesty, is there anything wrong with your subordinate?"

Xiang Yuan's sharp eyes put Guan Yan under great pressure. She carefully placed the document on her legs, fearing that she would make some mistakes as she was a newcomer and didn't know the rules.

"You'd better... uh, change your clothes."

Xiang Yuan hesitated for a long time and decided to tell the truth. Knowing that Aunt Guan was shy, he did not speak directly but conveyed his message in a tactful way through voice transmission.

The secretary uniform Guan Yan was wearing was a friendly gift from Xiang Yuan when Xiang Yuan reshaped her body. It was made of materialized energy transformed from the divine power of the Great Emperor Zhenwu. Xiang Yuan also gave her a set of underwear with a similar style.

Guan Yan herself may not be aware of this, she just thinks that this suit is spotless and saves the trouble of changing and washing. Xiang Yuan knows that if the Great Emperor Zhenwu can give this suit, he can take it back at any time.

If it were just that, it would be fine. The key point is that the secretary uniform can be regarded as a part of the extension of the divine power of Emperor Zhenwu. Xiang Yuan took a glance and found that Guan Yan was not only not wearing any clothes, he could even feel it.

Modeling vision, panoramic surround, wherever your eyes go, your hands will follow.

Damn it, when did divine power become like this!
After receiving Xiang Yuan's blunt and slightly euphemistic message, Guan Yan felt that the clothes on her body were like a pair of invisible hands, tightly wrapping her up. Her face suddenly turned red and she stood there in a daze, at a loss as to what to do.

"Why are you still standing there? Go change your clothes. I'm telling you the truth. This isn't some shameful play. I don't want you to keep wearing it."

Xiang Yuan waved his hand and asked Guan Yan to hurry up. He would not keep the clothes and let the female secretary deal with them on her own.

"Oh, oh!"

Guan Yan felt so ashamed that he covered his face with the documents. Without even having time to salute, he turned around and ran out of the office.

"Guan Yan, you came at the right time. I have something to ask you. The one from last time..."

In front of the office door, Bai Ze was nearly knocked off his hands by Guan Yan. He thought to himself that the new guy was so noisy, running so fast with the documents covering his face. He was not afraid of falling. He suddenly became alert and asked in confusion: "Hey, why is your face so red?"

"No, nothing. I'll go change my clothes and be right back." Guan Yan's face flushed, and he didn't know why, so he fled away.

Bai Ze frowned slightly, and when he saw the serious-looking leader behind the desk, and thought of Guan Yan rushing to change clothes, he felt a chill in his heart and was secretly annoyed.

Obviously, she misunderstood something again.

Bai Ze glanced at Guan Yan's back, snorted, and unbuttoned the second button of his shirt before stepping into the office.

"Boss, there have been frequent personnel changes in the Heavenly Court recently, and a big event has happened. This is the document you requested." Bai Ze stood in front of the desk, bent over and handed over the document, with a hint of resentment in his words.

As she bent down, the neckline, which was not very high to begin with, opened wide, revealing the snow-white document wrapped in black lace.

I don't mean anything else. The pressure in the office is so great that she should be laid off if she doesn't unbutton two buttons.

Also, the leader is too careless in his work. She, Bai Ze, is busy running around for Xuanwu Tongchu Mansion, taking care of everything from top to bottom. She doesn't even ask the leader to look at her more. At least when she has a new love, she shouldn't forget the old love.

Don’t tell your leader that you don’t understand such a simple principle as keeping things balanced!

If the leader thinks she is right, then do to her what he just did to Guan Yan. This is what she deserves.

If the leader thinks she is seriously wrong, then please be so kind as to help her unbutton her clothes.

Xiang Yuan was overwhelmed by the resentment that was coming towards him. He took a quick glance and saw Bai Ze's inner thoughts through the folder. His eyelids couldn't help but twitch.

"Bai Ze, is there a possibility that you are just thinking too much?"

Xiang Yuan complained, and unceremoniously stretched out his hand to button up Bai Ze's shirt: "Let me reiterate, you make a living based on your ability. I value your ability, not your beauty."

Bai Ze's face darkened, and he understood what his leader meant. He whispered, "Boss, I will hand over the work as soon as possible. Guan Yan learns quickly and is qualified for this job. With her here, you don't need to worry too much about Xuanwu Tongchu Mansion, and everything will run smoothly."

"I'll say it again, you're overthinking it. Guan Yan just had a stomachache." Xiang Yuan was speechless and rejected the female secretary's resignation.

What a joke, the entire Xuanwu Tongchu Mansion depends on Bai Ze. Without her, where can they find a second smart and capable female secretary?

Guan Yan?

He seems very capable, but in terms of smartness, he is far inferior to Bai Ze.

Bai Ze's resignation was rejected. His face looked much better, but he was still not convinced and insisted, "Boss, I can also have a stomachache." "..."

There's something wrong with you because you have a stomachache!
Boss, what I mean is that Guan Yan had a stomachache and pooped in his pants, so he was in a hurry to go back and change clothes.

Xiang Yuan looked at the royal sister's secretary's frameless glasses and red lips, then looked at her tight skirt and black stockings, and was silent and deafening.

When he first got the female secretary, he complained that when he had nothing to do, he could challenge his weaknesses. He didn't expect the challenge to come so suddenly and his weaknesses to be so overwhelmed.

After struggling for a long time, Xiang Yuan chose to refuse. He waved to Bai Ze, and when he walked around the desk and came to his side, he patted his butt as a reward.

So perfunctory!
Bai Ze was quite dissatisfied. He gritted his teeth, sat on Xiang Yuan's lap, opened the file, and reported his work seriously: "Boss, the Heavenly Court has canonized a Great Sage Equaling Heaven. He was originally a demon king in the lower world, named Sun Wukong."

"Wait a minute!"

Xiang Yuan had just touched the silk legs and his hand hadn't yet started to reach into the hip skirt when he heard the content of Bai Ze's report. He thought it was outrageous. He raised his hand to pick up the female secretary, put her on the desk, and picked up the document to start looking through it.

Bai Ze sat on the cold desk, feeling terrible.

What the hell is this? It’s not as good as the new one, but its legs are indeed long, but how can it not be better than a monkey?

In Xiang Yuan's mind, Bai Ze is definitely more important than the monkey, but if this monkey is named Sun Wukong, the meaning will be different.

In shock, even the silk legs no longer smell good.

In the document, the Monkey King named Sun Wukong was born of an extraordinary background and possessed extraordinary abilities. He was originally from the Flower-Fruit Mountain and was conceived from a fairy stone. It was unknown where he learned the way to immortality and acquired abilities that enabled him to reach the heavens and the earth.

He caused havoc in the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea, stole the sea-stabilizing artifact 'Tianhe Dingdi Shenzhen Iron', and also stole the armor of the other three sea dragon kings. He then caused havoc in the underworld and destroyed all the monkeys recorded in the Book of Life and Death.

The demon monkey has committed major and serious crimes one after another. He is no longer an ordinary demon king and must be dealt with severely.

The Emperor of Heaven was furious and wanted to send troops to capture the monkey monster. However, Taibai Jinxing suggested recruiting the monkey monster and inviting him to a banquet to be beheaded, and then taking him in as a dog.

Sun Wukong entered the Heavenly Palace and was appointed as the Horse Keeper. After working for half a month, he felt that the position was too low, so he fought his way out of the South Heaven Gate and proclaimed himself the Great Sage Equaling Heaven in the Flower-Fruit Mountain.

The Emperor of Heaven was furious again, and appointed the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King as the Great Marshal of Demon Subduing and Nezha as the Great God of the Three Altars and Sea Assembly. He immediately led an army to the lower world to suppress the monkey demon.

Suppressed by the demon monkey.

Taibai Jinxing offered another suggestion, inviting guests to behead him, accepting him as a dog, and conferring the title of Great Sage Equaling Heaven in name only, with his immortal name forever engraved in his name and a record of eternal life, so that he would never fall into the cycle of reincarnation and would be passed down for eternity. He was also ordered to be in charge of the Peach Garden.

It should be mentioned here that the Great Marshal Subduing Demons and the Great God of the Three Altars and Sea Assembly are both temporary titles, not fixed deity positions. For example, the Great God of the Three Altars and Sea Assembly can be understood as the commander-in-chief of the navy, army and air force, a nominal title that will disappear after this battle.

If we have to say, among the official positions in the Heavenly Court, there is only one Great Marshal who subdues demons, the Great Emperor Zhenwu of the North and the Patriarch of the Nine Heavens who exterminates demons.

Because his master was very powerful and had long thighs, the Emperor of Heaven was unable to mobilize the Emperor Zhenwu, and in a hurry to advance the plot, he gave the false title to the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King.

"So fast, this is too efficient, did the Emperor play the video at triple speed..."

“It’s soulless to watch videos like this.”

Xiang Yuan complained repeatedly that the last time Bai Ze reported on his work, there was no information about the monkey, and he had not even heard of the Flower-Fruit Mountain, thinking it was just an inconspicuous fairy island overseas.

He slapped his head and realized that there was no such saying in the world of gods as "one day in heaven is one year on earth". Assuming that the last time Bai Ze reported on his work, Sun Wukong had just returned from studying martial arts in Lingtai Fangcun Mountain, three or four months would be enough to complete this plot.

At least the timing matches.

It doesn’t matter if it doesn’t match. The Emperor of Heaven can modify the timeline and it will match even if you force it.

"Why is the Emperor so anxious?"

Xiang Yuan murmured to himself, his intuition told him that this matter was very important and concerned the entire world of gods.

At this time, Guan Yan, who had changed into a white secretary uniform, hurried over. As soon as he entered the office, he saw Emperor Zhenwu thinking with a document in his hand, and Bai Ze sitting at the desk... who seemed, might, or perhaps was reporting on his work.

Rumble!
Thunder rumbled in the sky and Guan Yan felt terrible.

When she started working, no one told her that the secretary of Zhenwu Emperor had to sit at the desk to report work.

Is it too late to resign now?
For a moment, a corner of the majestic image of Emperor Zhenwu cracked in Guan Yan's heart, and the crack spread, showing signs of collapse.

Bai Ze narrowed his eyes slightly and stared at Guan Yan without saying a word. For some purpose, he did not jump off the desk.

Sister Bai, it's no use glaring at me. The emperor has said that I can't take part in the shame play.

Guan Yan opened her mouth slightly, but could not resist Bai Ze's oppressive gaze. She lowered her head, walked behind the desk, twisted her waist, and sat on the desk.

As an intern, I had just arrived and didn’t dare to say anything or ask anything. I just did whatever my senior colleagues asked me to do.

At the same time, she reminded herself in her heart that the Great Emperor Zhenwu was her great benefactor and the reborn parent of the entire wasteland. If the Great Emperor insisted, she would... also be willing.

Why are you blushing there? Who told you to sit here?
Bai Ze was very angry. The newcomer looked innocent, but in fact she was very cunning. Her shy look was really tempting. No wonder the boss forced her to eat until she got a stomachache.

"Bai Ze, there are other important..."

Xiang Yuan turned around with the documents in his hand and saw two secretaries, one black and one white, sitting at the table, and once again fell into deafening silence.

I have only heard that cats are likely to grow on desks, but this is the first time I have seen a secretary like him. What happened just now when he was reading the documents? Did Bai Ze fall into the river?

If so, shouldn't there be three secretaries?
Where is the river god? Did you give Huang Tian to my secretary as a kickback?

Xiang Yuan was silent for a long time. The River God might take kickbacks, but he certainly wouldn't dare to take kickbacks from the Great Emperor Zhenwu. So, the scene before him could definitely be explained.

Xiang Yuan had limited brain power, and the strange things happening to the secretary at his desk were beyond his imagination. He was at a loss and chose to open his heart to communicate with his sister.

One-sidedly, making Bai Ze and Guan Yan open their hearts to him.

At first glance, he thought too little, while Bai Ze and Guan Yan thought too much.

"The office is indeed a place where misunderstandings are easy to occur..."

Xiang Yuan glanced at the collapsing image of the Great Emperor Zhenwu in Guan Yan's mind, then glanced at the beautiful legs in white silk stockings pressed on the desk, and decisively chose the latter.

Without saying a word, he sat on the majestic imperial chair, leaned back tactically, and let Bai Ze continue to report on his work.

Click!

There was a sound like the collapse of faith.

"Boss, the Heavenly Palace has opened its treasure pavilion to host the Peach Banquet, and an immortal official has sent an invitation to invite you to attend the event in Heaven." Bai Ze pushed his rimless glasses, looking intellectual and elegant, and his two long legs wrapped in black stockings slowly folded up.

She answered with full confidence.

The effect was very mediocre. Xiang Yuan had just had a sharp gaze, but upon hearing the words he stood up without even looking at it.

Bai Ze felt a lump in his throat and became even more depressed.

"Where is the note?"

"..."

Bai Ze didn't say anything, but looked at Guan Yan expressionlessly. The latter was still in the sorrow of shattered faith. After he came to his senses, he walked down from the desk and took the note from the side hall.

After thinking for a while, he sat down at his desk and handed the note to his leader.

"..."

Xiang Yuan: (_)
You blush like a bubble teapot!

Okay, Avalokitesvara can’t see here anyway.

Xiang Yuan curled his lips, took the golden note, and flipped through it tactically.

These are really long legs!

Xiang Yuan relied on his strong self-control to overcome his will with his desire. Ugh, he overcame his desire with his will. He compared the time of the Peach Conference on the note and calculated with his fingers.

Three days later!
Xiang Yuan closed the letter and tapped it lightly on the desk.

He had read the original novel and calculated the time. The Peach Festival in Yao Chi was being prepared, and at least the pre-prepared dishes were already ready.

Over in the Peach Garden, if I remember correctly, the seven fairies were bewitched by the monkey's spell, which took a day and a night to break free of. Afterwards, the seventh fairy somehow violated the rules of heaven and came down to earth to marry Dong Yong secretly.

There was no news from the other six fairies. Later, the seven gourd brothers turned into mountains and suppressed the snake demon and the scorpion demon.

"boss?"

"Be quiet, I'm thinking."

Xiang Yuan ignored the two pairs of silk legs, his mind treading on banana peels, sliding further and further down the road of unofficial history, and slid all the way to the period when Dayu controlled the floods.

It is said that Dayu passed by his home three times without entering. His wife missed him so much that she looked towards the place where Yu was controlling the floods every day. However, she looked so long that she could not see him and turned into a stone waiting for her husband.

The rock exploded, and out jumped a monkey, who got the magic iron that Dayu used to control the flood!

Right, all right!
Xiang Yuan was overjoyed. He slapped his leg, got up happily and went to Zizhulin to find Guanyin Bodhisattva, preparing to watch the havoc in Heaven from a close distance three days later.

At the desk, Guan Yan rubbed her leg, which was a little painful. She felt very aggrieved when Bai Ze stared at her angrily.

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