This is not how immortals cultivate
Chapter 266: Making Trouble in Heaven
Chapter 266: Making Trouble in Heaven
South China Sea.
Purple Bamboo Grove, Wensi Hall.
"This is the situation. I read the unofficial history and unraveled the truth. I found that the stone monkey named the Great Sage Equaling Heaven was no ordinary stone monkey. He was able to pick up the precious iron of the Sea-Suppressing Divine. There was no accident or coincidence. It was because the son inherited the father's spirit. There are many tricks involved!"
Xiang Yuan embraced Bai Yue, and excitedly told the unofficial history he had found, without guaranteeing its authenticity, only its unofficial nature.
Mr. Bai Yue was speechless, wondering what was going on in Xiang Yuan's little head that allowed him to come up with such ridiculous gossip.
No one with a brain would believe it!
"Sister, why are you opening your mouth? Are you practicing repaying a favor?"
Xiang Yuan tilted his head and saw that it was definitely his shape.
Ms. Bai Yue rolled her eyes. She had been listening to Xiang Yuan's nonsense all day long, and had been influenced by many of his indecent words. Now she could understand them as soon as she heard them. As soon as she understood them, her merits would be deducted. She felt that the white clothes on her body were covered with a layer of filth.
"Hey hey hey..."
Xiang Yuan was not ashamed but proud of it. He raised his hands and used the Cloud Hands technique to perform a smooth little combo of Cloud-wrapped Green Smoke Palm.
Suddenly, the quiet room was filled with the scent of spring.
There is nothing more to say next.
Before Xiang Yuan came to Zizhulin, Bai Yue was dressed in white, wearing the skin of Bodhisattva Guanyin, and his divine power spread out. Guanyin knew everything about the mountains, rivers, and trees, and he was omnipresent and all-encompassing.
After Xiang Yuan came, he was no longer Guanyin, he was observing Guanyin, with his big hands spread out, knowing everything about the mountains, rivers, grass and trees, reaching everything and encompassing everything.
After a while, without any popularity, she put on a facial mask and was kicked off the lotus platform by Master Bai Yue and driven out of the house.
"As expected of a master of great magical powers, you are moody and change your attitude faster than turning the pages of a book. It's just that I am weak and don't bother with you. Otherwise, I would make you cry more happily than you laugh."
Xiang Yuan: ╭(╯^╰)╮
Xiang Yuan hummed and moaned, and walked to the lotus pond with a step that ignored all relatives. Seeing the goldfish in the pond poking their heads out, he found the largest one, "Inspiration", and scattered a handful of fish food. He watched the goldfishes fight for it, trying their best to get a bite of food.
"Inspiration, use Water Splash!"
Xiang Yuan was not afraid to watch the fun and taught Xin Lai a unique skill. This trick would definitely come in handy when he was beaten by the monkey in the future.
"Uncle Master, you came to see me!"
Ji Mucheng, dressed in a blue shirt, came to the lotus pond. He saw Xiang Yuan from a distance, his eyes lit up, and he used the ball to hit the person, almost knocking Xiang Yuan into the pond.
Xiang Yuan was a pure love god of war who refused to use the power of the Zhenwu Emperor. His natural power was no match for Ji Mucheng's power and he was almost breathless. He pushed several times before he recovered.
"Mu Qing, don't be so self-indulgent. Your uncle is here to find your master. If you don't believe me, just smell it. I still have the scent of your master on me!" Xiang Yuan told the truth.
It’s a proud thing to say. Every time I think of Mr. Bai Yue having the skin of Guanyin Bodhisattva, I feel a sense of pride.
If he were a demon, with such great achievements as the fall of Avalokitesvara, not to mention his demon sons and grandsons, even the veteran demons would have tattoos on their backs and shout "Demon Lord".
Master is fantasizing again!
Alas, how pitiful, being hurt so deeply by the master.
Ji Muqing looked at Xiang Yuan with heartache, blaming his master for turning his back on him and severing his relationship with him for a false reputation. Poor uncle, he was still in love with Xiang Yuan and still hasn't gotten over it. He often pretends to feed the fish in the lotus pond to relieve his longing for Xiang Yuan.
Having said that, Ji Mucheng could understand it. After all, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva had a very important status and position. Even for the sake of the white robe on his body, the master must keep his six senses pure.
If she hadn't put on this white dress, how would the world know her? Her earthly ties have been severed and her golden sea has dried up.
The master is not wrong, and the uncle is not wrong either. It can only be said that fate plays tricks on us and lovers cannot be in love with their loved ones.
I was overjoyed immediately. What a trick of fate. It was destined to be like this.
Master, just be at peace and be your Guanyin Bodhisattva. I will take care of your uncle!
Thinking so, Ji Mucheng glanced in the direction of Wensi Hall, and naturally put his arm around Xiang Yuan's arm, behaving intimately, and scattering fish food with him.
In the pond, the goldfish rolled over to grab food, but its tail was nowhere to be seen.
This creature had become intelligent and didn't have the courage to watch its leader having fun, so it wagged its tail and dove into the mud under the lotus leaf.
"You are quite clever!"
Xiang Yuan nodded. No wonder Bodhisattva Guanyin didn't pick anyone but Inspiration to carry out the mission. This kid really had some talent.
Thinking of this, he looked at the not-so-bright Ji Mucheng, and seeing the undisguised admiration in his eyes, he secretly cursed it.
When he thought about Ji Mucheng's role in the illusion, his back teeth couldn't help but ache. The scumbag was fickle, changing his mind every day, holding what was in the bowl and looking at what was in the pot. It was simply shameless. As a human being, he couldn't stand it anymore.
I'm talking about you, Palu!
You are still quibbling. If you didn't have this intention, how could Ji Mucheng appear in the illusion?
Just because she is young, beautiful, and has a good figure, she is gentle, considerate, and well-behaved, submissive, and deeply in love, and she has the bonus of the master-disciple buff when standing with Bai Yue Jushi, so...
After cursing for a while, Xiang Yuan fell silent.
You know what, it's really tempting. This boy Palu is something.
This can't go on like this!
Xiang Yuan thought that he had been led astray by Palu and there was no hope for him, so he decided to start with Ji Muqing. He said with a straight face, "Muqing, how is your practice recently? Do you still remember the great principles that your uncle taught you?"
"Remember, my uncle said, to empty one's body, to make one's actions frustrated, so to move one's heart and endure one's nature, has improved one's ability to do what one cannot do."
"Then why are you holding so tightly?"
"It is because of Uncle Master's teachings that Mu Qing has made great progress in his cultivation. Master has praised me for my hard work in cultivation, and as a reward, he will take Mu Qing to participate in the Peach Festival."
"..."
Forget about it. Where would the peaches come from if there were monkeys? The Emperor of Heaven has settled the accounts with them...
Oh, there is no Great Sage who can settle accounts in the world of gods. Those peaches must have really gone into the monkey’s stomach.
It’s outrageous. Can a monkey eat all these peaches?
Wouldn’t the monkey get tired of eating only peaches?
How about, Emperor Zhenwu go to Pantao to help settle the account and rescue the Seven Fairies who have been unable to move for a day and a night?
After thinking about it, I decided to forget it. There's no point in thinking about this peach.
Although Xiang Yuan did not stay in the Heavenly God Realm permanently, he spent a lot of time there and figured out many rules. He knew that everything in the Heavenly God Realm was false, and the so-called divine power was the product of the embodiment of the laws of heaven and earth, and everything was bestowed by the Emperor of Heaven.
The same goes for the natural treasures, they are all fake. After he ate them, there was no change in the blood in his body.
It cannot be said to be fake. These natural treasures are connected with divine power. After being taken, they are automatically fed back into divine power, and there is also a set of digestion and strengthening systems.
It is conceivable that whether you eat peaches, golden elixirs, etc., the result will be the same.
!
Xiang Yuan suddenly had an idea and slapped his forehead. He suddenly thought of something, broke free from Ji Mucheng's pressure, and with the power of Emperor Zhenwu, he raised his hand and started to calculate.
The Emperor of Heaven has always been single, and the Heavenly Palace has never had the Queen Mother, the mother of the country. In the script of Havoc in Heaven, the Queen Mother has quite a few parts, especially the Peach Banquet, which was hosted by the Queen Mother. In order to complete the script of Journey to the West, the Emperor of Heaven rushed to purchase a full cast, and there was no reason why such an important role as the Queen Mother would be left out.
Curious, who is the person that the Emperor of Heaven married suddenly?
There is also Taishang Laojun, who is called Taishang Daozu in the script of Journey to the West and is also a character with a very important role.
What about the Western Buddha, a snail head or a bald head, matte or polished?
Xiang Yuan tried to calculate again and again, but to no avail. He only felt that the front was shrouded in fog and he could not see clearly. Even the divine power of Emperor Zhenwu was unable to clear the fog and reveal the true faces of these important characters.
"It seems that I have to go to this Peach Festival..."
Xiang Yuan murmured, noticing that there was another person in his arms. He shook his head slightly, dissipated the power of the Great Emperor Zhenwu, lowered his head and whispered: "Mu Qing, let go quickly, your master is coming, it's not good if she sees us."
Just because the master is here, we can’t let go.
Disciples must share the worries of their master. Only when the master sees this and knows that there is someone to succeed him, will he feel at ease to serve as the Bodhisattva Avalokitesvara.
Thinking of this, Ji Mucheng hugged her tighter.
Bai Yue, a Buddhist monk in white, walked out. Seeing the two people arguing in front of the lotus pond, his eyelids jumped and he sent a voice message to Yuan: "Junior brother, why don't you push Mu Qing away?"
There was a lot of dissatisfaction in his words, it was really too much to be in front of him.
"I should be the one saying this. Senior sister, you saw it all, so why didn't you push Mu Qing away? You were just watching her humiliate me, right?" Xiang Yuan replied righteously.
As I said, if you get into trouble, you should solve it yourself, and he won't take the blame for it.
Although there are some mistakes, the general meaning is clear. No matter who he loves, he is determined not to be a bad guy.
Mr. Bai Yue had a terrible headache and was about to say something when he saw Ji Mucheng's filial expression that said "Master, don't panic, let me do it", he was both angry and amused. In the end, he chose to remain silent and still sent a message to let Xiang Yuan handle it.
When in the Dragon Subduing Realm, Xiang Yuan's 'waste' character was too stable, and Master Bai Yue had full confidence in him. And just now he saw clearly that it was Ji Mucheng who insisted on hugging him, and Xiang Yuan did not refuse for the sake of his face.
Xiang Yuan still resisted and pushed a few times.
"Sister, there are still two days before the Peach Festival. If you have nothing to do, I will take Mu Qing back to the house and teach her how to practice." Xiang Yuan talked loudly and insisted that Master Bai Yue tell him the truth.
"Then I'll trouble you, Junior Brother." Master Bai Yue smiled calmly.
"..."
Xiang Yuan was uneasy, and it was too late to undo what had happened. He was dragged out of the lotus pond by the happy Ji Mucheng. Before leaving, he looked at Bai Yue Jushi with resentment.
Save him quickly, otherwise this trip will be wasted.
Mr. Bai Yue didn't care, and firmly believed that the useless character would not become real.
Just as she expected, Xiang Yuan did not take the fake play seriously, but after seeing himself in the illusion, Xiang Yuan was not as rejecting of Ji Mucheng as before. When he was guiding him in cultivation, if Ji Mucheng took advantage of him, he would only scold him with a stern face.
"Mu Qing, this is the last time!"
From a certain perspective, this is a reward for her.
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Kunlun Mountains.
"Jiejiejiejie——"
A hearty laugh resounded over the medicinal field. A dark shadow rose into the sky, leaving behind Fairy Qingluan, who was sitting on the ground in tears.
The light in her eyes disappeared, as if something had happened to her.
Xiang Yuan turned into a black light and arrived at the top of Kunlun Mountain. He saw the red-clothed figure overlooking the sea of clouds. He put away the ugly face of bullying the little blue bird and bowed respectfully, saying, "Master, the Peach Festival is about to be held. I am here to pay my respects and accompany you to the banquet."
Then he listed the names of the people traveling with him, including Bai Yue Jushi and Ji Mucheng.
Ji Mucheng is just an entourage, a bonus, and can be ignored. The key is the Zhenwu Emperor and Guanyin Bodhisattva represented by Xiang Yuan and Bai Yue.
Zhenwu of the North and Guanyin of the South Pole are both one of the Five Elders of the Five Directions. They have a very important position in the Heavenly Palace and are a great concern to the Emperor of Heaven, with a stubborn disease on their humerus.
Xiang Yuan was not talking nonsense. A person should know himself. He and Bai Yue's close friend is Jingyun. It is true that the Emperor of Heaven is a big leader, but without Master Jingyun, there would be no Zhenwu Emperor and Guanyin Bodhisattva today.
The Emperor of Heaven was also aware of this. Even if Xiang Yuanji had many people around him and wanted to be closer to the Emperor of Heaven, he would not be favored by the Emperor of Heaven because he would trust people he employed and would not employ people he did not trust.
After all, I still have to hold on to Jingyun's long legs.
This Peach Festival is the best opportunity to prove loyalty. Xiang Yuan has already thought it through. Emperor Zhenwu and Bodhisattva Guanyin will follow Mother Lishan together and declare their factions in front of all the immortals and gods.
"You are filial and not an ungrateful person." Jingyun said without turning his head.
"Master, your words make sense, your vision is unique, and you know how to use people well. I am far inferior to you."
Xiang Yuan walked forward shamelessly and passed by the big hole he had dug. He thought to himself that it was outrageous that the hole was not filled. What did his master mean? Did he stay behind to warn him not to have any wild thoughts?
It's so unfair. I have explained before that the illusion is not based on his personal subjective consciousness. It is really the treacherous villain who harmed him.
He picked up the phoenix feather fan on the table and turned it to third gear. The youthful vigor of the athlete created a strong wind, which made Jingyun's bright red and white crane silk dress rustle.
Jingyun frowned and was about to scold him, but before she could say anything, Xiang Yuan interrupted and said, "Master, from what you said, it seems that there is an ungrateful person who got some benefits from you and is now disobeying you?"
"It's true."
It can't be me?
It should not be.
"This is outrageous. Master, just tell me who it is. I promise to twist off the ungrateful bastard's head and make it into a wine glass to present to you." Xiang Yuan patted his chest loudly, his brows ferocious, as if he wished to pull out the guy's tendons, peel off his skin, and grind his bones to ashes.
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Jingyun looked at Xiangyuan with great interest. He didn't want to bring up this topic, as it would cause unnecessary interference in the future. However, seeing Xiangyuan's loyal face, he said, "That ungrateful bastard is the Emperor of the Ninth Heaven. Go and twist his head off!"
"Ah this..."
"My dear disciple, why are you hesitating? Just go on!" Jingyun sneered.
Xiang Yuan is Jingyun's registered disciple, an opportunity he got by force. Jingyun has always called himself "this master" and never "the teacher". When talking to Xiang Yuan, he never calls him "disciple" or "virtuous disciple". This is the first time today.
So, these words were somewhat sarcastic, and he pulled away the ladder, hoping to make Xiang Yuan unable to get down from the stage.
"My disciple is a military officer and is not good at speaking..."
Xiang Yuan showed a worried look on his face, and decisively increased the wind speed, changing the subject: "Master, how did the Emperor of Heaven offend you? Don't worry, if he does anything wrong, I will file a complaint with the Emperor of Heaven. I would rather lose my face than make him pay the price."
"You have the nerve?"
"Yes, it's a little thin, so Master can't see it." Xiang Yuan said honestly.
Jingyun was too lazy to point out this thick-skinned man, and slowly said: "I have told you before that the Emperor of Heaven is determined to obtain the Heavenly Demon Realm. If he gets the chance, there will be a big change in the Three Realms. Under the big change, the corresponding vacant god positions will be filled one by one."
Master, you never said this.
"Master did say that. It is still vivid in my mind. I remember it very clearly."
Xiang Yuan nodded repeatedly, feeling even more confused. All personnel changes in Heaven were decided by the Emperor, so why should Master Jingyun be angry?
Could it be that the Emperor of Heaven has found another wise, brave, loyal, handsome and unrivaled general, and is planning to completely demote him, the True Martial Emperor?
"The Heavenly Palace is lacking a Queen Mother. The Emperor of Heaven said that all the female cultivators in the three realms are mortals, and only I have a fate that matches theirs. He wants me to go to the Ninth Heaven to enjoy eternal bliss."
Jingyun sneered repeatedly, full of disdain and mockery. The Emperor of Heaven got the opportunity from the Heavenly Demon Realm and started to target her. He became more powerful and was not as receptive to advice as before.
"He~~tui!"
Xiang Yuan spitted into the sky and said angrily, "How can this be absurd? The Emperor of Heaven is so stupid! He can say such things, which shows that he has no self-awareness at all. Master, you are a celestial being incarnated into a human being. Your status is so noble, and your cultivation is the best in the three realms. No one can match you. It is not an exaggeration to say that you dominate the world. What does the Emperor of Heaven have? Just some family property that is not worthy of being shown on the table, and some dirty money. How can he be so shameless?"
He hurled a barrage of foul language and curses that lasted for a long time, each word filled with contempt for the Emperor of Heaven.
It was really absurd. He didn't even dare to dream about someone so handsome. The Emperor of Heaven, a puppet of Heaven who was too ashamed to face people, not only dreamed about it, but also dared to speak. "Why, do you want to rebel against him?"
Jingyun glanced at Xiang Yuan coldly: "The Emperor of Heaven may not be a fool, but he is the master of the Three Realms after all. There are some things that I can say but you can't. Do you understand?"
Why didn't you say it earlier? I just sprayed a whole stick of incense.
"This is saved by my disciple."
Xiang Yuan thought about it and still felt a little unhappy. He didn't know what he was angry about. He said indignantly, "I don't mean anything else. I'm just speaking up for Master. The Emperor of Heaven is a bit like a toad wanting to eat swan meat. Why doesn't he take a piss and look at his own weight?"
"You can just tell me if you don't have to pee. My pee is yellow and strong. I'll wake him up!"
"hehe."
Jingyun narrowed his eyes and sneered repeatedly, without commenting, and said: "I will not go to this Peach Festival. Don't forget to keep up your filial piety. If you become an ungrateful person one day, I have plenty of ways to deal with you!"
Xiang Yuan's face turned bitter, feeling extremely aggrieved. He said that he was harmed by a villain, and his master was somewhat unreasonable.
What? You have a very narrow mind.
"Humph!"
“Ahh————”
Bang!
The sky was high and the land was vast, and a black shadow jumped up and down on the Kunlun Mountains. After several cycles, Xiang Yuan fell into a big pit, still the same parking space, and was pressed down another three points.
After a few more times, this deep pit will reach the bottom of the cliff.
Xiang Yuan climbed out of the pit tremblingly. He no longer dared to criticize Master Jingyun for being narrow-minded. He bowed respectfully and said, "Master, since you are not going to the Peach Festival, then I will not go either. I will inform Senior Sister Bai Yue and ask her not to go either."
"That's fine, you two can do whatever you want. It'd be a shame not to watch such a good show."
"Master, if you say so, then I will go over and join in the fun."
Xiang Yuan's eyes lit up. To be honest, he didn't remember whether Emperor Zhenwu had any role in the havoc in Heaven, but Bodhisattva Avalokitesvara did have a few lines, such as recommending Erlang and smashing the monkey with the pure bottle.
Mr. Bai Yue is too well-behaved. He only wants to be a peaceful and quiet Guanyin Bodhisattva. He does not have the thick-skinned and black-hearted appearance of a monk at all.
This is very bad, and it is easy to suffer losses when you go out.
As the man behind her, Xiang Yuan decided to give her a few more pushes and secretly teach her lines to prevent her role from being snatched away by other gods or immortals.
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Nine heavens.
The sea of clouds is vast and boundless, and the power of the sky is mysterious and unpredictable.
The Heavenly Palace was sacred and solemn, peaceful and harmonious. Because the Peach Festival was being prepared in full swing, many great supernatural beings were invited, so the whole place was renovated, auspicious clouds were lingering, and celestial music was floating...
If nothing unexpected happens, this is what happens.
As expected, an accident happened. The Monkey King stole the peaches and the imperial wine, and also caused trouble after drinking. He attacked the old man and took advantage of the fact that there was no one guarding the Tushita Palace to eat all the Nine-Transformation Golden Pills that had just come out of the pot.
There were thefts everywhere, the warehouse was emptied before it could be set on fire, and the Ninth Heaven was in chaos.
The Emperor of Heaven was furious again, and ordered the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King to lead a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals, with eighteen nets, to the lower world to capture the monkey monster.
Huaguoshan is also a mess now and is extremely popular.
It ignited.
The news spread like wildfire and quickly spread to all parts of the Heavenly Palace. In front of the Yaochi Gate where the Peach Festival was held, a group of immortals and gods gathered there to join in the fun. They chattered and criticized the monkey for his audacity.
There was no way out. This action of Sun Wukong not only slapped the face of the Emperor of Heaven, but also offended many immortals and gods. The Yao Chi party was scheduled and the styling was all ready, but suddenly the venue was smashed.
Monkey: Anyway, I have food to eat and everyone else has to go hungry.
"That demon monkey acted recklessly. Not only did he steal the peaches and drink the imperial wine, he also disrupted the Yao Chi banquet. He even overturned the tables after eating and drinking." An immortal official said indignantly. Originally, he had a seat.
"He deserves to be struck by lightning!" another immortal echoed.
"Not only that, the Danyuan Conference has also been postponed."
"That's right. Laojun refined the Nine Transformations Golden Pill, but that monkey ate all of it. I heard that there were five gourds of Nine Transformations Golden Pills, several thousand pills!"
"So many?" The gods were all shocked. It was a huge number.
"Yes, the cow of Laojun said it himself, and the two boys testified, how can it be false?"
"It's so hateful!"
"That's just the beginning. I have even more hateful news."
After the gods, a dark figure lowered his voice mysteriously: "Have you heard that the demon monkey captured the Seven Fairies in the Peach Garden and used the method of splitting and transforming into 7749 giant apes, each of which is very black and hard. Poor the delicate Seven Fairies... Alas, they ended up miserably."
Is there such a thing?
Upon hearing this, all the immortals and gods were no longer sleepy. They turned their heads to look, their brows beaming with joy, and wanted to get to the bottom of things.
It doesn’t matter whether the news is true or not, as long as there is a breaking news. Some time ago, there was a rumor that Emperor Zhenwu and Bodhisattva Guanyin were having an affair. Even though no one believed it, it was still widely spread and everyone knew about it.
When they turned around, everyone stopped smiling and looked serious, no longer thinking about gossip.
It’s nothing else, the Bodhisattva Guanyin has come.
He was wearing fluttering white clothes, holding a pure bottle in his hand, and was surrounded by a dazzling golden light of merit. He had a powerful aura of purity of the six senses, which was so dazzling that people could not open their eyes.
There was also a dark figure standing next to him, with his nostrils showing and a look of grief on his face as if the Emperor of Heaven had passed away.
The Great Emperor Zhenwu, Xiang Yuan.
That’s right, it was him again who spread gossip and made the people in Heaven anxious.
Ever since he learned that the shameless Emperor of Heaven had slandered Master Jingyun's long legs, the rebellious nature in Xiang Yuan has been growing. He had no other intentions, he simply respected his teacher and stood up for his master.
As the saying goes, if a father is humiliated, his son will die. Master Jingyun has been bullied. As his disciple, there is no reason for him to be loyal to the Emperor of Heaven.
Although this had never happened before, it was a different matter. He had never thought about rebelling before!
Thirty years in the east, one can only stand up for justice, thirty years in the west, it will be enough to fight against injustice, then I will rush to the Lingxiao Palace, seize that guy's throne, restore peace and order to the Three Realms, and invite Master Jingyun to the Nine Heavens to enjoy eternal happiness.
"I have seen the Guanyin of the South Pole and the Zhenwu of the North."
In the presence of the two great masters, all the gods bowed to them. They were all civil officials with very few military officers. In terms of official rank, they were far inferior to the Five Elders of the Five Directions, so they all looked respectful and only dared to gossip in their hearts.
It was said that these two were having an affair and their relationship was unclear, and that the Great Emperor Zhenwu even lived in Zizhulin. Out of respect for the Bodhisattva Avalokitesvara, they only spread the news without believing it and never took it seriously.
Now it seems that the relationship between these two is indeed very close. They always come together to Yao Chi to attend the Peach Festival. I am afraid that the rumors are not just rumors.
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Ji Muqing: "..."
Didn’t you see how huge Venerable Hui’an is?
"What you just mentioned about the actions of the demon monkey, is it true or false?" Xiang Yuan bowed in return and asked.
"Reporting to the Emperor, every word is true."
An immortal official replied, "The Four Heavenly Kings, in collaboration with the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King and Prince Nezha, have summoned the twenty-eight constellations, the nine stars, the twelve zodiac signs, and so on. There are a total of one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers, and they have set up eighteen nets. Judging from the time, the Flower-Fruit Mountain is already overcrowded."
The martial arts of these immortals and gods are average, and today was supposed to be the Peach Festival, so they had nothing to do during the holiday, so they got together to gossip. If the two great masters still have questions, they can go to the Tongming Palace, where the Emperor of Heaven is furious!
Let’s go and take a look at what the Queen Mother looks like.
Xiang Yuan glanced at Bodhisattva Guanyin, curious about what kind of woman the Emperor of Heaven had arranged for him after being rejected by Master Jingyun.
Did you make it by hand?
It was certain that she was a beauty of the nation and the mother of the country. After all, the Queen Mother's appearance and temperament must be the best among goddesses. But Xiang Yuan tried many times to figure out what she looked like, but failed.
As for the rest, the same goes for Laozi and the Western Buddha. They are shrouded in mystery and it is difficult to see the truth.
I wasn't very curious at first, but I wanted to take a look to broaden my horizons. If you insist on showing it, I have to take a closer look.
……
Tongming Hall.
The palace gate is tall and steep, with white jade pillars. It is a majestic structure with a color as white as solidified fat.
The fairy tent and canopy, the wind blowing the tassels, the bustling voices of people, and the gossip.
Just like the place in front of the Yaochi Gate, there are a bunch of immortals and gods gathered here. Today is a holiday and they are not working, so they have nothing to do. Seeing that it is lively here, they swarmed here.
The Yao Chi was smashed, the peaches were stolen, and the golden elixir was stolen, but it had little impact on these nine-to-five workers in heaven. They just had to wait for the lower world to subdue the monkey demon, and then they could continue playing music and dancing.
Seeing the arrival of Avalokitesvara and Zhenwu Emperor, all the immortals and gods bowed to them. Xiang Yuan was curious about the appearance of Queen Mother and Laojun, and thought that if he met someone with similar appearance when he traveled to other worlds in the future, he would try to avoid them if possible.
He sent a message to the Bodhisattva Guanyin, allowing him to enter the Tongming Palace to give advice to the Emperor of Heaven, and recommended a young general to help capture the monkey monster.
"Junior brother, this young general you are talking about is you yourself?"
"What does it have to do with me? Senior sister, the one you recommended is Erlang Xiaosheng!"
"But Junior Brother, you are the Nine Heavens Demon Slayer Patriarch."
"..."
Oh my god, that makes so much sense!
Xiang Yuan blinked and found that it was true. The position of the Great Emperor Zhenwu was here. If he entered the Tongming Palace, he would inevitably be ordered around by the Emperor of Heaven.
I shouldn't have come today.
But the Queen Mother and Laojun are both inside, leaving now...
Just as he was thinking about it, he saw a heavenly general walk out of the Tongming Palace, holding a tiger talisman for mobilizing troops, and heading straight for the lower world.
Xiang Yuan raised his hand and pinched it. Yes, the Emperor of Heaven has already sent people to find Erlang Shen Zhenjun.
"It's fine if you watch the video at three times the speed, but you also skipped around. How anxious are you? Did you delay it for five days and directly let Jiang Liuer pass Liangjie Mountain?"
Xiang Yuan complained repeatedly. He had expected to give advice to Bai Yue Jushi and show off his charisma as a master behind the scenes, but it turned out that the Emperor of Heaven did not play by the rules at all.
That's good, so that the Emperor of Heaven won't send the Great Emperor Zhenwu to the lower world to subdue demons as soon as he enters the door.
Before the change, Xiang Yuan had no objection. He just paddled around and fought for ten minutes. Then he returned to the Heavenly Palace sweating profusely, saying that he had lost.
After all, so many colleagues have never had a fight. If he wins, how will his colleagues put their faces? Will they still want to work in the future?
To deal with a monster as big as this, a leader of Tathagata's level must take action, so that all the gods can be convinced and gain both face and substance.
Now, Xiang Yuan no longer had the slightest thought of being ordered around by the Emperor of Heaven. What a shameless person, he was just daydreaming just by earning a little money.
You, a robot controlled by the laws of heaven and earth, want to drive a luxury car? Bah, I'll turn you into an artificial idiot and make you drive a taxi 24 hours a day.
Because he respected his teacher, Xiang Yuan was very angry.
Mr. Bai Yue didn't understand what was going on. He just felt that his junior brother had a bad face today and was curious about who had suffered a great loss from him.
A moment later, dozens of fairy soldiers walked out of the Tongming Palace, surrounded by three indescribable figures.
The leading man was shining with golden light and wearing a golden mask. He was the Emperor of Heaven.
On the left, a woman is dressed in a gorgeous brocade robe. She is tall and slender, with a light and graceful figure. She has an ethereal and indifferent air, as well as an innate elegance and grace.
She is both beautiful and graceful.
Xiang Yuanwangzhi frowned slightly. It would be fine if she just had a beautiful appearance, as there was never a shortage of beauties in heaven. The key was her broad-mindedness, dignified manners, self-confidence and composure. These were not deliberate, but were formed naturally through years of precipitation and practice.
He doesn't look like an extra, does he?
This made Xiang Yuan even more puzzled. Since the Emperor of Heaven had already prepared his ideal candidate, why did he still want to offend Master Jingyun?
Could it be that this Queen Mother is just a spare tire, a backup plan after Master Jingyun?
It must have taken a lot of resources to cultivate such a Queen Mother, and the Emperor of Heaven was really willing to spend them.
After looking at the beautiful woman, Xiang Yuan glanced at the old man next to him.
Taishang Laojun was dressed in a wide Taoist robe, with an immortal look and white hair and beard. His hair was casually tied on top of his head, with a few strands of silver hair hanging down his shoulders, making him look a little unruly.
His face was like an ancient painting, with his eyes half-closed, giving people an unfathomable feeling.
There is no need to feel it, the name Taishang Laojun is profound enough.
Laojun passed by Guanyin Bodhisattva and nodded slightly. He caught a glimpse of Xiang Yuan out of the corner of his eye and narrowed his eyes again.
But soon, the light in his eyes disappeared, and he followed the Emperor of Heaven farther and farther away, until he stopped at the South Gate of Heaven, took out a circle from his arms, and threw it towards the lower world.
"Ding!"
Xiang Yuan manually added a dubbing and secretly thought it was a good start.
The battle of 100,000 heavenly soldiers besieging the Flower-Fruit Mountain ended here. Sun Wukong was too thick-skinned and could not be hurt by any knives, axes, thunder or fire. He was taken back to the Tushita Palace by the Jade Emperor to make elixir.
The gods had no more fun to watch, so they all dispersed.
Xiang Yuan did not go back to Wudang Mountain, but followed Bodhisattva Guanyin back to Zizhulin. He was curious about whether the Emperor of Heaven would skip through the 49-day pressure cooker plot.
In the Wensi Hall, he sat cross-legged on a white lotus platform, holding Buddhist Bai Yue in his arms, using her beauty to practice, challenging his own weaknesses, and waved his hand in front of him.
The water curtain rolled, replaying the scene of the Monkey King sweeping across the Flower-Fruit Mountain until Erlang Shen arrived at the battlefield and the two sides were in an inseparable battle.
It can be seen that the Sun Wukong in the world of gods is a poor version of Erlang and Xiaosheng. They are poor in equipment. The Great Sage has only a stick in his hand, while the Little Sage has many magic weapons, and they smash everything in his hand, making a big scene.
The two fought each other, from martial arts to transformations, and Xiang Yuan was fascinated by it, and the Bai Yue Monk in his arms no longer smelled fragrant.
"This monkey looks like Erlang Shen, almost a carbon copy... Did the Emperor of Heaven use Erlang Shen's model to create this monkey?"
Xiang Yuan talked to himself, and when he saw the link of Law of Heaven and Earth, his eyes lit up white and he engraved this scene in his mind.
Everything in the world of gods is the embodiment of the laws of heaven and earth, which are controlled by the Emperor of Heaven and are his private property. Others have no authority and would have no idea where to start if they want to learn.
But this does not affect Xiang Yuan's copying of the appearance. With such a good skin in front of him, it would be a shame not to copy it, as it would be a shame for the suffering Monkey has endured.
Palu, on.
The next small goal after having three heads and six arms is to follow the laws of nature.
So happily decided!
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