This is not how immortals cultivate

Chapter 264 Is there such a good thing?

The three-headed and six-armed Dharmadhatu punched forward, his body was like a long sword, his mind was like a lone star, and the tip of his fist cut through the heavy space, just like a divine ship riding the wind and waves, creating ripples.

"How dare a grain of rice shine?"

Facing the full-force attack of the Three-Headed, Six-Armed Monster, the shadow of the Great Emperor slowly raised his hand with a hint of sarcasm, and the fingertips condensed with black light moved downward at an extremely slow speed.

The attack was so light and calm that there was no ripple, but it contained endless pressure and power.

The three-headed, six-armed Dharma image collapsed instantly under this casual blow and turned into countless points of light that dissipated into the air.

An unrivaled force came upon Xiang Yuan like a kite with a broken string, smashing heavily to the ground, leaving a "Tai" shape.

He turned over and was ready to fight again, his face was pale and bloodless, his chest heaving violently, a trace of red overflowed from the corner of his mouth, and his eyes were full of shock and disbelief.

Horror!
The actor plays two roles with first-rate acting skills and switches roles smoothly. The script is also excellent, without the outrageous plot that a person with great supernatural powers rides a horse but the horse is not fast enough, allowing a young person in the Spirit Transformation Stage to run away.

They were willing to spend money on post-production and spent a lot of money on special effects. They found the studio of Zhenwu Emperor instead of outsourcing it layer by layer, and finally found small workshops like Agricultural Light Magic and Industrial Bull Magic.

In the eyes of Xiao Lingyue and Chaner, the shadow of the emperor just pressed down with one finger, and the space was like a bubble being burst by the finger. The black and white colors of the sky and the earth dissipated to the left and right, and all things returned to their original state, as if the long river of time was also divided into two.

With this finger, the will of heaven and earth descended, making everything in the world unable to resist and had no choice but to submit. The two were shocked to the point of being speechless and completely lost their fighting spirit.

Can't beat it, can't beat it at all!
After a brief shock, the two women hurriedly looked at their husbands, and seeing that he was seriously injured, they felt heartbroken and blamed themselves.

If the two of them hadn't insisted on competing, they wouldn't have come to the Heavenly Demon Realm. If they hadn't come to the Heavenly Demon Realm, they wouldn't have dug out this great master, and Xiang Yuan wouldn't have been seriously injured in order to save them...

"Three heads and six arms, it seems like an old friend has come."

The shadow of the emperor sighed, raised his head slightly, and his deep gaze penetrated the long river of time, returning to the distant past with a few wisps of memories: "In the past, the world was in turmoil, the immortals and gods attacked, wars broke out everywhere, and all living things were devastated..."

"Your image is somewhat similar to that of an old friend of mine..."

"He is so powerful that he dominates the world, but his magical powers are no match for fate..."

The shadow of the Great Emperor shook his head slightly and sighed, "The old friend is gone, the world has changed, and seeing this Dharma image again today, I am filled with emotion. Since you have this Dharma image, you should cherish it and don't let this opportunity go to waste."

Xiao Lingyue and Chan'er were slightly startled. From what the great master said, they knew that they could be flexible and the matter would be over.

Is there such a good thing?

The senior is an extremely magnanimous person, truly a highly respected and great master.

The two women felt relieved, and the invisible force that had imprisoned their bodies dissipated. After regaining their freedom, they did not open the Yama Gate immediately. Instead, they quickly came to Xiang Yuan's side, one blaming herself and feeling annoyed, and the other angry and resentful.

Xiao Lingyue: It's all my fault. I was so stubborn and insisted on fighting the witch, and almost caused him to lose his life.

Zener: It’s all this bitch’s fault. She could have chosen any other place but the Demon Realm. If not for that, my husband wouldn’t have been injured so badly.

The two girls grew up in different environments, have different personalities, look at problems from different perspectives, and have completely different ideas.

Xiao Lingyue only blamed herself and was quite responsible, Chaner...

She was not wrong, no matter how wrong she was, it was Xiao Lingyue who was wrong.

Xiang Yuan saw the psychological activities of the two people and couldn't help but twitch his mouth. She is indeed a witch and is really difficult to deal with.

Fortunately, it is not a big problem. The Heavenly Demon Realm is his home ground. From the sky to the underground, even the phantom of the emperor on the opposite side is his man. What can the two women use to fight him?

Just be a good sister who shares a quilt with you!
Even a plastic sister is fine, as long as they share the same quilt, he won’t be picky.

"I am Xiang Yuan, a junior. By chance, I have obtained a three-headed and six-armed Dharma image, which is similar to that of my predecessors. I am truly blessed. I must practice diligently, live up to the teachings of my predecessors, and live up to their reputations, and carry forward this magical power."

Xiang Yuan sent a message to the two girls to stop talking, and let him make all the decisions. With the help of the two girls, he forced himself to hold on to his seriously injured body, bowed and said, "This world is a place for the seniors to cultivate in peace. We, the younger generation, will not disturb you. We will leave now."

"Young man, you are similar to my old friend. I don't want his inheritance to be interrupted, so I will show mercy and let you live. You can leave on your own."

The shadow of the emperor said calmly: "The two of them are not good enough. They act recklessly and disrupt the legal order of heaven and earth. They must pay the price."

Xiang Yuan became anxious upon hearing this, and begged desperately, almost kneeling on the spot: "I hope that the senior will know that they are my wives, and we were not fighting just now, but were just exchanging martial arts normally. If there was any disruption to the order of the laws of heaven and earth, it was an unintentional mistake. I hope that the senior will forgive us."

After listening to Xiang Yuan's words, Xiao Lingyue and Chan'er did not refute and tacitly acknowledged his identity as the head of the family.

"Don't talk nonsense in front of me. I saw clearly whether they were fighting, killing, fighting or quarreling. Until now, they have never given up their fighting spirit and only want to change the world and then ..."

At this point, the shadow of the emperor let out a light exclamation and pointed with one finger. The tattoo on the sole of Xiang Yuan's foot became uncontrollable and turned into a jade disk that flew out of his body.

Under the horrified gazes of the two women, the jade disk slowly floated towards the shadow of the emperor and stopped in mid-air. The light and shadow of the Yama Gate dispersed, and the shadow of the emperor nodded and looked, as if the will of his soul had invaded, and he saw the world on the other side of the gate clearly.

"Qianyuan Realm, Yanfu Gate..."

The shadow of the Great Emperor said calmly, "So that's how it is. You are 'her' disciples. I was wondering just now. The human race has long disappeared from the Heavenly Demon Realm. Where did you come from?"

The one with great supernatural powers ignored the rules of Yamafu Gate and opened the portal to travel through time with just a thought. This incredible method made the two women both frightened and helpless. Xiang Yuan was so anxious that he was sweating profusely, fearing that he would lose Yamafu Gate and have no chance to travel through time again.

"Since you are her disciple, I should give you some respect."

The jade disk returned to Xiang Yuan's hand, and the shadow of the Great Emperor continued, "I have some friendship with 'her', and you are carrying the legacy of my old friend. So, I really can't do anything to you."

Although there is no emotional fluctuation in these words, anyone with ears can hear the mockery and disdain in them.

The Shadow of the Great Emperor: My relationship with 'her' is average, and we have quite a personal grudge. I originally didn't want to make things difficult for you, but now I have no choice but to do so!

Xiao Lingyue gritted her teeth, and took a step forward, saying, "This matter is all caused by me being unreasonable, and has nothing to do with the two of them. If you have any punishment, I am willing to bear it and accept it. I will not regret it even if I die."

Chan'er didn't say anything. She felt that this was a good idea. In the future, during the holidays, she would take her children to visit Xiao Lingyue's grave.

Look, children, this is your godmother in the afterlife.

"You are not a bad person, and you have some responsibilities, but she is different..."

The shadow of the Great Emperor looked at Chan'er and said, "He has a heart of seven orifices. He is smart, but he is jealous and vicious. He is not a righteous person."

"The younger generation is also willing to take full responsibility!" Zener stepped forward and said.

"Senior, I am your old friend..."

"Noisy!"

The shadow of the emperor interrupted Xiang Yuan, and after a moment's silence, he said with a stronger sense of joking: "These two are your wives, and they are arguing over you, so it's hard to settle. I have some connections with her, and it's fun to watch her disciples arguing, but there are too many dramas like these of two women fighting for a husband in the world, and they are both interesting and boring, which is not what I like. Today, I will try something I like."

"Ah this..."

There were words on Xiang Yuan's face: You are a person with great supernatural powers, why are you so boring and just like to watch the fun?

Xiao Lingyue and Chan'er had the same idea. They were speechless and a little confused. They wondered if all those with great supernatural powers were like this.

"Why, do you think I am meddling in other people's business, bullying the weak, and making fun of you?"

"I don't dare." x3
"Hmph, so what if you dare, so what if you don't dare. If you are not 'her' disciples, you can't beg me to look at you differently even if you kneel down!" The emperor's shadow stopped acting. He was just having fun and had to endure it even if he was not convinced.

He pointed his finger, and black light fell into Xiang Yuan's body and disappeared without a trace. No one knew where it was lurking, as if it had never appeared.

"Senior, what are you doing?"

Xiang Yuan's face suddenly changed, and Xiao Lingyue and Chan'er were even more frightened.

"I am not the kind of person who would force you to do anything. I will not interfere in your emotional affairs..."

The shadow of the emperor smiled and said, "I have planted a love poison in your body. This poison will erupt every three months, each time stronger than the last. When the poison erupts, it will gnaw at your bones and soul, and you will feel excruciating pain. Only true love between us can alleviate this pain."

"..."

"..." x2
"You don't have to believe it, but you can also find a way to detoxify. The Three Thousand Worlds are infinite. I dare not claim to be the strongest. If you find other people with great magical powers, maybe they can detoxify this poison."

The shadow of the emperor slowly faded until it disappeared. "I thought that your pearls are only as big as rice grains, and the light they emit is not big. They are like the wings of flies, and they can't go far. You will be controlled by this poison for the rest of your life. This can be regarded as me resolving your disputes."

The black light dissipated, and the sky and earth became clear, leaving only Xiang Yuan and the other two staring at each other in wide eyes.

Faintly, there seemed to be a chuckle that had not yet faded away.

"Don't panic, I feel fine."

Xiang Yuan weakly raised his hand and touched his body: "After all, the senior is a great master. I am just saying it. I advise you to put down your weapons. I am definitely not teasing you or forcing you... This should be the case."

Seeing the two women lowered their heads and kept silent, Xiang Yuan closed his eyes, let out a cry and fainted.

"Junior brother!"

"Bitch, you are not allowed to touch him, it's all your fault..."

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The world without life.

Splendid little building.

Xiang Yuan slowly opened his eyes, his face was pale and he looked like he didn't have much time left.

This time they didn't act, they were really seriously injured. Xiao Lingyue and Chan'er are not fools. If they pretend to be injured, they will definitely be exposed. If they can't act pitiful, they can't win sympathy. Without sympathy, they can't magnify their guilt and it will be inconvenient to pull it off.

In comparison, a mere fatal injury is nothing. Only those who endure the most hardships can become the best. Do you not want to endure any hardship at all, but still want to hug women left and right, and still want to be a scumbag and become a bush while lying down?

Bah, dream on!

Xiang Yuan has the Wu Xiang Yin Fa. As a great medicine, even the most serious injuries can be healed within half an hour. He did not do so, and said weakly: "Water... bring a glass of water."

As soon as he finished speaking, Chaner crawled out from under the quilt, took some clean water, held it in his mouth and fed it to Xiang Yuan.

Then, with red eyes and a look of regret and self-blame, she said, "My husband, I know I was wrong. As long as you get better, I will never make you angry again."

Your acting is good, but your husband won’t buy it.

Xiang Yuan knows the witch too well. She is always unreasonable and never gives in when she is in a dominant position. It is impossible for her to be wrong. Her annoyance is simply telling her husband that Chan'er is the most obedient and that any future disputes will be caused by Xiao Lingyue.

Regardless of whether her husband believes it or not, her attitude of admitting her mistakes and correcting them is very positive.

Xiang Yuan smiled with relief and patted Chan'er's little head: "Don't be sad. Seeing you sad makes me sadder... Why are you the only one here? Where is Lingyue?"

Zener turned his head to look aside and explained a few words unhappily.

Because Xiang Yuan was seriously injured, Xiao Lingyue and Chan'er had no intention of fighting. They took him to the Wusheng Realm to recuperate, one on each side. The two women had a strong disagreement about who should take care of their husbands.

For a moment, there was a lot of sarcasm and harsh words, and the women were treated like bitches and slaves, all mocking them to the extreme.

Zen'er is a seductive woman, and her ability to use weird tricks is no less than anyone else. Xiang Yuan had experienced this a long time ago.

Xiao Lingyue was more powerful in fighting. She was a decent person, not one who was sarcastic. She had a good family background in learning, and even if she couldn't speak, she could learn. She just copied a few phrases of daily greetings from Prince Zhao's mansion and made Chan'er roll his eyes.

The shadow of the emperor left a love poison in Xiang Yuan's body, which erupted every three months. Only the true love between the two women could alleviate it. They disliked each other, but had no way to deal with it. They stared at each other in front of the bed, and after a long time, they reluctantly reached an agreement.

One person will take care of Xiang Yuan for an hour, and the other person will disappear on his own initiative during this period. He can go wherever he wants, but just don't stay in the house and get in the way.

Out of sight, out of mind. Just pretend that person doesn’t exist.

In a nutshell:
Both sides acknowledged that they couldn’t urinate in the same pot;
Both parties promised not to urinate on each other.

At this moment, it was Chaner's turn to be on duty. Due to the pressure of competition, she took great care of Xiang Yuan. Usually, she would have a little temper and would only be happy if her husband coaxed her, but today she was well-educated and particularly well-behaved.

If you don’t know her, you might think she is a lady from some wealthy family!
Bang Bang Bang!
There was a knock on the door. Chaner was startled when he heard the sound. He raised his hand to calculate and found that time flew by. An hour had passed. His face immediately turned black and he jumped out of the window with a grunt.

Before leaving, she left a mark of rouge and powder on Xiang Yuan's face.

Xiao Lingyue pushed the door open and walked in, her eyes swept towards the lattice window, and she saw a red apricot tree blooming outside the wall in the distance. Her head immediately sank, and she closed the window quietly.

"water……"

Hearing Xiang Yuan's weak voice, Xiao Lingyue quickly poured a glass of water, came to the bedside, helped Xiang Yuan up and fed him...

After wiping off the traces of makeup, he started to feed water.

Poor Xiang Yuan was seriously injured and had no strength in his body. He couldn't even swallow the water. Xiao Lingyue was extremely anxious and at a loss, not knowing what to do.

After several unsuccessful attempts to feed water, Xiao Lingyue's clothes at the collar were wet. Then she thought of a way and helped Xiang Yuan swallow the water with a sip of water.

Imported goods are just different!
It was soft in the mouth and passed through the throat slowly. Xiang Yuan drank nine bowls in a row and his face regained some color.

Seeing Xiang Yuan drinking the water and then going back to sleep, Xiao Lingyue felt extremely distressed. She held him in her arms, frowning and feeling somewhat helpless.

With her pride, she had no intention of arguing about anything when she learned that Xiang Yuan and Chan'er were husband and wife.

She left her blessings and went away silently. From then on, she sealed her heart and love and never met again. It was only because Zener was aggressive and she couldn't swallow it that she started this dispute.

Seeing that Xiang Yuan was willing to sacrifice his life for her, she suddenly felt that it was meaningless to argue. As long as the person was fine, it didn't matter if she suffered a little grievance.

Having said that, I’m still so angry!

She had clearly arrived first, and Xiao He had already introduced her to Xiang Yuan.

Just when Xiao Lingyue was angry that Xiao He only did half the job, Xiang Yuan, who was in her arms, suddenly felt cold all over, and then became hot all over.

"Junior brother, what's wrong with you?"

Xiao Lingyue was shocked and realized that Xiang Yuan was poisoned. She hurriedly hugged him tightly in her arms and said, "What is the antidote? Senior sister will help you."

His words were firm and resolute, showing that he was ready to sacrifice himself.

Xiang Yuan could see what Xiao Lingyue was thinking, but he had no such thoughts. People couldn't, or at least shouldn't, do some things until they were completely absorbed in it.

Xiao Lingyue's stomach was obviously still a long way off. If she exchanged her innocence now and left a thorn behind, there would be a risk of disaster in the future.

Besides, the biggest goal of his trip has been achieved, so he should stop while he is ahead and not force anything more.

"Thank you Lingyue for detoxifying me..."

Xiang Yuan struggled to get up, hugged Xiao Lingyue and kissed her. The love poison in his body was relieved, and his face looked much better, and then...

It's even uglier.

"No, the love poison requires two people to be together to be solved!"

Xiang Yuan had a strange expression on his face, and gritted his teeth and said, "What a shameless senior, you are. You only care about your own happiness and don't care about other people's feelings at all. If I use this method to detoxify, what's the difference between me and a beast!"

Come on, you're clearly enjoying it.

Xiao Lingyue complained in her heart. She had seen Xiang Yuan's face, secretly happy but pretending to be indignant, more than once at home.

If it weren't for the fact that the great master possessed infinite power and Xiang Yuan couldn't mobilize him, she would have suspected that this was a setup.

"Brother, please don't say too much. I believe you about this matter. It was the witch's fault before."

Xiao Lingyue took a deep breath, closed her eyes and contacted that person through voice transmission. Almost instantly, the lattice window opened and Chaner turned into a beam of white light and fell into the room.

Seeing Xiang Yuan's extremely ugly expression, she threw herself into her husband's arms without saying a word, not caring that Xiao Lingyue was watching beside her. She kissed him and wouldn't let go.

“Boo-boo-boo~~~~”

Xiao Lingyue: (Benefit)
I asked you to detoxify, not to take off your clothes, don’t go too far, witch!
Xiao Lingyue decisively put a stop to this evil act that happened in broad daylight, and pushed Chan'er away to stop her from doing anything wrong.

"Zhen'er wants to help my husband get rid of the poison. You are noble and you are great. If you don't like it, just go away!"

Chan'er snorted coldly. She hated Xiao Lingyue's false and noble attitude. She said contemptuously, "You can stay and wait by the side. After I save my husband, I will let you have a mouthful of the leftover soup to moisten your throat."

What you have seen and tasted is different. Chan'er claimed to be an experienced person, pointing and talking to the yellow-haired girl Xiao Lingyue, saying something like fighting for three hundred rounds, as if she was really good at fighting.

Don’t worry about whether you can hit the target or not. When the key comes, you must be weak in everything but not in your momentum.

Xiao Lingyue was so angry after hearing the foul language that she trembled all over. She turned around and was about to leave, but when she saw Xiang Yuan looking so miserable, she couldn't bear it and gritted her teeth to hold back her grievance.

I silently comforted myself and quoted my mother's words, just think of Xiang Yuan practicing his skills outside!

It’s just right that you don’t leave. This is a match made in heaven, right in front of you. I’ll let you see clearly that Zener and her husband are the best in the world. I’ll make you mad!
Chan'er never intended to coexist peacefully with Xiao Lingyue, as the latter was one of the two main medicines for detoxification. But the evil woman always had her ways. She couldn't be killed or driven away. But that didn't mean she couldn't make people angry to death!

I just make you mad!
Seeing that Chan'er's clothes were getting looser and he was about to return with a full load, Xiang Yuan woke up from his dizziness, used the tactic of balancing the situation to rebalance the situation, kissed him left and right, and completed the detoxification.

"???"

That's it? x2
……

Ten days later, Xiang Yuan, whose injuries had improved, sat on the couch, hugged Chan'er and kissed him, saying, "It's a pity. I don't know where that great master came from. The love poison is so hard to cure. It has not been cured for so long. I have caused you trouble. I don't know how guilty I am."

He kissed Xiao Lingyue again: "It's you who are kind-hearted and stick with me. If it were another girl, I'm afraid they would have disappeared long ago."

Bah, you don't feel guilty at all, you're almost dying of laughter! x2
"You two are so affectionate and loyal. How could I have deserved your affection? Whenever I think of it, I feel so ashamed that I can't even smile." Xiang Yuan said with a smile.

Seeing that Xiang Yuan was taking advantage of her and still acting like a good boy, Xiao Lingyue turned her head and looked aside.

Seeing Xiao Lingyue turning her head to look aside, Chan'er immediately became energetic, snuggled in Xiang Yuan's arms, calling him "husband" all the time, her little mouth was filled with honey, so sweet.

Xiang Yuan tasted it and found it was indeed sweet.

During these ten days, Xiang Yuan made bold assumptions, carefully verified them, summarized the experience of the recurrence of love poison, and gradually completed the settings of love poison. Pah, he gradually figured out a set of effective solutions.

Because the toxin is too strong and unpredictable, and each outbreak has different symptoms, the solution is also different. But one thing is certain, the two main detoxifying medicines must be equal in quantity, neither more nor less will work.

If we increase the amount here, we must follow suit there!

Furthermore, severe cases must be treated with strong medicine.

Xiang Yuan is an upright and sincere person. He doesn't want Xiao Lingyue to suffer herself, so he insists on choosing the treatment method with the longest treatment period and the slowest effect. He would rather hug her left and right and kiss her slowly. Bah, he would rather endure the pain and go through several more treatments with a smile on his face, never complaining about the pain.

Only his body trembled occasionally and he sweated profusely, which made Xiao Lingyue and Chaner moved and distressed.

I am still a little speechless!
How come all the good things happen to you?

Again, if Xiang Yuan had not been incapable of asking that powerful being for help, they would have suspected that there was an element of acting involved.

(End of this chapter)