Damn it, I'm in the garbage book I wrote

Chapter 730 Didn't you say you had nothing to do? Well, now you do.

Cai Que stepped forward and pressed her body directly against him, making uninhibited contact and friction, every movement carrying a hidden agenda.

Xia Lin could no longer believe that someone like Cai Que would be an innocent and harmless little white rabbit; she was doing it on purpose.

When Xia Lin was training special agents, one of the lessons was to use all the resources he had to exchange for things that were valuable to him.

For the rainbow finches, their resources are large, white crabapples and fragrant bodies. This is actually a very basic approach, but it works most of the time.

But Xia Lin laughed and said, "Alright, have you seen it clearly? Go and get it ready for me."

Caique showed no resentment or coquettishness at being driven away. After agreeing, she went out. She knew in her heart that unless it was a honey trap truly tailored for him, the other party's identity might have some effect, but it was a gamble. She absolutely could not overstep her bounds, or she would be completely despised.

Of course, she probably didn't even intend to use her beauty to seduce Xia Lin; it was just that she had become accustomed to it through daily training.

But at this moment, Xia Lin's mind was completely occupied with smoking a cigarette, and he had no interest in women at all.

He returned to Emperor Jingtai's room and found Li Shimin analyzing the intelligence he had acquired with Emperor Jingtai. Upon seeing him return, Emperor Jingtai narrowed his eyes and asked, "It's been quite a while, Ah Sheng. You're a master of disguise."

After saying that, he leaned forward and gave Xia Lin a top-notch deep breath: "Mmm~~~ It's a woman's scent. Not bad, you say no with your mouth, but your body is very honest."

"Stop nagging and complaining."

Xia Lin sat back down, too lazy to even explain: "I'll get you some good stuff to try later, didn't you say you had nothing to do?"

In about half an hour, the things he needed were brought back. First was hyoscyamine, which is rich in hyoscyamine. After being chopped, it can replace tobacco. Moreover, it was already dried and did not need to be roasted again. It only needed to be cut into strips. If sulfur-containing plants such as mugwort and mint were added, the aroma of tobacco could be replicated as closely as possible.

After getting the ingredients, Xia Lin first removed the stems and kept the leaves, then sprayed them with white wine, honey water, yeast, and malt powder, mixed them well, and then stir-fried them on a small stove until dry.

The two men beside him watched the whole process intently, completely baffled as to what this guy was up to.

After the tobacco leaves were dried, Xia Lin began to make the tobacco pipe. This was not difficult; it was just a matter of making a hole in a thin bamboo stick. The tobacco bowl was still being made on the other side.

"What are you trying to do?"

"You'll see in a moment." Xia Lin put the bamboo stick he had prepared to his lips and took a puff. He found that the resistance was about right, and it wouldn't be so strong that he would immediately experience a top-level inhalation. So he started cutting the tobacco.

The tobacco was cut in half, and the pipe was brought over. Xia Lin connected the two parts together, and then tested the permeability and airtightness again. It felt pretty good, so Xia Lin quickly filled it with tobacco, packed it tightly, and then took a big puff in front of the candle.

After that one bite, he immediately felt like he was about to see his great-grandmother. The intense dizziness made him unable to resist and he collapsed.

As Xia Lin lay there, she saw the four corners of the room spinning continuously, and her eyes involuntarily trembled.

At this point, Xia Lin realized that he was hallucinating due to hyoscyamine poisoning, but he was powerless to resist and could only lie there breathing heavily.

At this moment, Erfeng and Emperor Jingtai were both numb. They just sat there watching Xia Lin slap himself to death...

"He is..."

"I don't know, should we call a doctor?"

Emperor Jingtai waved his hand: "Let's wait a bit longer, we can't afford to lose face like this."

Xia Lin was waving his hands wildly in the air, but slowly his state began to return to normal. His hallucinations disappeared, and he gradually regained control of his body. He sat up abruptly and took a few deep breaths of fresh air.

"What's wrong with you?" Erfeng asked curiously, "Are you trying to die?"

"I need to change the formula; this one is too strong."

As he spoke, he began to act recklessly, oblivious to everyone else. During this time, he fell under the illusion nine times in total...

Finally, as dusk fell, he perfected a new formula that wouldn't cause hallucinations. Although the taste was quite different from his favorite Su cigarettes, it had a flavor somewhat like Camel cigarettes.

"Um... OK."

After saying that, he handed the pipe to Emperor Jingtai: "Try it."

Emperor Jingtai was skeptical, but seeing his previous appearance, he felt a lingering fear. After a moment's hesitation, he finally mustered the courage to step forward and, imitating Xia Lin, unleashed a top-tier lung attack. After taking a single gulp, he collapsed to the ground with a thud, staring at the ceiling, breathing rapidly and his face flushed.

"You killed him?" Li Shimin leaned forward and patted Emperor Jingtai's face: "You murdered the emperor! Here's what we'll do: I'll help you dispose of the body, and then you'll come with me to Chang'an. I'll guarantee your safety."

Although Emperor Jingtai could not speak at this moment, he could hear their conversation, but that was no longer important. He only felt that the scene before him was colorful, as if he had entered a dream.

Because the formula had been modified nine times, he recovered quickly, but the light spots in front of his eyes continued to flicker, truly like a dream.

"Ah, I'm suddenly inspired to write poetry!" Emperor Jingtai tilted his head back and swayed gently. The hyoscyamine and nicotine brought unprecedented passion to his pure body: "Guards, change my clothes!"

After saying that, he started taking off his clothes quickly. Li Shimin grabbed him and turned to Xia Lin, saying, "Hurry up and hold him down, or neither of us will have the face to live in this world!"

Xia Lin finally realized what was happening and forcibly pressed Emperor Jingtai down onto the low couch. However, the problem was that this guy was incredibly strong at this moment, even harder to hold down than a pig during the Lunar New Year. It took Xia Lin and Li Shimin almost to hold him down. Keep in mind that this was Li Shimin, the General of the Heavenly Strategy, Li Shimin!
Perhaps the commotion here disturbed those outside, because Caique gently opened the door and peeked out. Just one glance and her expression was one of shock. She then silently closed the small door and dismissed all the waiters on the floor, standing guard at the door by herself.

After a few minutes, Emperor Jingtai fully recovered. He rested his hands on his knees, looked down at the opium pipe, then turned back to look silently at Li Shimin. He then handed the opium pipe to the Second Princess without a word.

"A man who doesn't smoke isn't a real man."

Upon hearing this, Li Shimin gritted his teeth, stamped his foot, and also took a top-grade lung-like breath...

Then, not long after, he heard the sound of war drums beating in his ears, and his body began to dance uncontrollably. With just a light twist of his hands, he broke off the two legs of a stool, and he held the two stool legs and made a lot of noise while dancing a strange dance.

At this moment, Caique gently opened the door and peeked out, then closed the door again with trembling hands. She knew that today's intelligence was worth 100,000 taels... no, one million taels of silver, but she also knew that if she sold it for money, the money could only be used to build her grave.

After Li Shimin calmed down, he and Emperor Jingtai sat in the dimly lit room. Suddenly, Emperor Jingtai turned his head and asked, "Is it my turn?"

However, this thing is not poppy after all. The reason they reacted so strongly at first was because they had never been exposed to alkaloids before. Even normal tobacco would make them see stars, let alone something as poisonous as hyoscyamus.

But once their bodies get used to it, they experience the pleasure that tobacco brings. The only downside is that excessive consumption can cause dizziness and vomiting.

Even though they felt dizzy, they still wanted to have a bite.

Happiness... pure happiness, happiness without any other entanglements.

They took turns smoking, like dogs licking a toad, until they had smoked all the tobacco leaves that Xia Lin had painstakingly prepared.

"Is this harmful to the body?"

"It hurts." Xia Lin nodded. "But... I just really miss it. Hey! It seems like the new grain varieties don't include tobacco!"

After saying that, he slapped his thigh: "Exploring the New World should be put on the agenda! The New World! I want Su Yan, I want Yu Xi, I want Da Chong Jiu!"

At this moment, Emperor Jingtai took another puff of his pipe: "I feel inspired to write poetry! But I'm also a little hungry."

"You've vomited it all out, how can you not be hungry?" Li Shimin, shirtless and showing off his muscular physique, said, "Come on, it's on me today."

After saying that, the three of them walked out arm in arm. As soon as they went out, they saw Caique standing there. Emperor Jingtai took the opportunity to put his arm around her neck and said, "Come on, let's go have a drink, little sister!"

The people of Caique were dumbfounded, and were dragged out by the crazy emperor.

They were singing and banging on trees outside, extremely excited, and their behavior was clearly abnormal. Caique was certain that the three of them had been poisoned, but she didn't dare to interfere and could only be dragged along like this.

"Hey bro!" Xia Lin patted Cai Que's butt: "You still need to train. You don't have any muscle in your butt. How are you going to run 100 meters in under 10 seconds? Huh? Go back and do extra training!"

Just then, Li Shimin suddenly pointed to the West Lake and exclaimed, "Look! Someone has fallen into the water!"

No sooner had he finished speaking than two loud thuds sounded, and Emperor Jingtai and Xia Lin had already left. Li Shimin rolled up his sleeves and said, "Wait for me!"

thump...

Caique's face turned pale. She clapped her hands twice, and the spies from Feng Hua Xue Yue immediately appeared. She pointed into the lake and cried out, "Save me!"

(End of this chapter)