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dark night.

"call!"

A huge head pushed open the ground.

"Buzz-"

A car sped towards them, and the head quickly pulled back to avoid being run over.

After a while, the head popped out again; it was Zeng Xian'er, who had been locked up.

With the strength he had developed through years of martial arts training, and the unwavering spirit of a righteous warrior, he successfully pulled him out of the cell, though his location was difficult to pinpoint.

Zeng Xian'er looked around: "We finally escaped!"

He shouted in the direction the car had gone, "Hey, don't you pay attention to pedestrians while driving? Don't you have any sense of public decency?!"

"Zeng Xian'er, what are you doing here?" A voice came from the side.

Zeng Xian'er turned his head and saw that it was Guan Gu Qi Ji. He breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that he didn't have to kill anyone to cover it up.

He felt no guilt about killing, but he didn't want to cause chaos, which would add many variables to his escape.

Of course, being unable to defeat Guan Gu Miracle might also be one of the reasons.

"I dug it out with a shovel," Zeng Xian'er chuckled smugly. "Give me the tools, and there's nowhere in this world that can stop me!"

"shovel?"

"Here."

Zeng Xian'er opened her palm, revealing an ear pick in her hand.

"It's so badly worn out, there's only this much left."

"..."

I am Japanese, but I am not stupid.

"By the way, where's Tang Xiaodie? Weren't you two all lovey-dovey?" Zeng Xian'er nudged Guan Gu Qiji with her elbow and said with a sly smile, "Dumped? She's a triple threat star in film, television, and music, very famous. Once the money stops, the feelings are wiped out."

"Of course not!" Guan Gu Qi Ji still spoke in a second tone. "She said she wanted to see her eldest nephew, Lü Xiao Qiao, so I just saw her off to her car."

"My eldest nephew?!"

What kind of persona is this?

Zeng Xian'er scratched his forehead. If he remembered correctly, Zeng Xiaoqiao had spent a huge sum of money to book Tang Xiaodie.

So, if Tan Wenjie hadn't spoken up first, a whole ethical drama would have unfolded?
Regretting missing many exciting moments, Zeng Xian'er said, "I'm going to find Brother Jie, I'll go first."

“I’ll go with you,” Guan Gu Qi Ji said. “I also want to meet the master you mentioned.”

Zeng Xian'er: "When did I say he was an expert? However, I'm still in the Japanese Concession, and it seems I have no way to escape."

"There's nothing I can do. Martial law will be in effect tonight." Guan Gu Qi Ji shook his head, indicating that he couldn't help.

"Do you have a map?" Zeng Xian'er's eyes lit up. "I accidentally dug into an underground sewer just now. I can get out by myself if I follow the map."

"Wait a minute, I'll go find it for you."

Guan Gu Qi Ji was very quick; he made the round trip in just over ten minutes and even thoughtfully marked the information at each intersection for Zeng Xian'er so that he wouldn't go the wrong way.

"rest assured!"

Zeng Xian'er took the map and crawled back into the hole.

"Good luck! I'll wait for you outside." Guan Gu Shenqi turned to leave.

"Wait a minute!" A hand emerged from the ground, followed by Zeng Xian'er's muffled voice, "Could you please find me a shovel?"

"Oh, wait a minute." Guan Gu Qi Ji lay on the ground, his eyes wide as he groped around for a long time before finally finding the "ear pick," and handed it to the other person. "Is this it?"

Thank you.

It retracts.

Guan Gu Qi Ji peered into the cave, but it was pitch black and he couldn't see anything.

"hiss!"

He now truly admires Zeng Xian'er; with such top-notch tunnel-digging skills, she could switch careers and work as a sewer cleaner in the future.

On the other side, Zeng Xian'er arrived at her destination with a map in hand.

Fujita Kōmon's mansion!
Coincidentally, Zeng Xian'er even dug through the armory, so she could move it over to make a big explosion for Fujita Kōmon's family.

"I'm going to put a bomb under the toilet at the Fujita's house and see if his steel door is really made of steel!"

Zeng Xian'er was already immersed in the joy of avenging her great enemy, and she laughed heartily with her head thrown back.

Suddenly, there was the sound of water flushing above.

"Oh no!" Zeng Xian'er's expression changed drastically.

This is a bad situation.

Unexpectedly, Zeng Xian'er eventually managed to detonate the explosives and send Fujita Kōmon, who was sitting on the toilet, to his death.

The explosion caused chaos, and he took advantage of the confusion to escape.

"Catch that bastard!"

"it's him!"

Zeng Xian'er: "No way, they could even tell it was me?"

He sped along, his legs moving as fast as wheels.

Exhausted, he turned his head and stumbled into an apartment.

"I'm so hungry!" Zeng Xian'er groped around, "Hmm? The fridge!"

When I opened the refrigerator, all I found inside were various styles of stockings and a basin of cement.

"The cement smells so good."

His stomach was rumbling, urging him to eat quickly.

……

Love Apartment.

Qin Xiaomo shook her head: "You should leave. Lu Xiaoqiao from the Axe Gang is vindictive and will definitely come looking for trouble for you."

"Why is she causing trouble for me?" Tan Wenjie asked, then turned and pointed at Hu Xiaofei, who was eating fried rice with eggs next to her. "She's the one who hit her."

"You don't understand, a man's jealousy is hard to explain."

"..."

"I'll take responsibility for my actions!" Hu Xiaofei picked up her water glass and took a big gulp, then said, "Don't worry, I'll take the blame! By the way, is there anything else to eat? We martial arts practitioners need to replenish our energy."

"Speaking of energy, I suddenly remembered something," Qin Xiaomo said. "I put the face mask I made in the refrigerator. It's so late, if I don't go to sleep, I'll get wrinkles around my eyes."

Hu Xiaofei: "Really? I think it's fine."

Qin Xiaomo: "You men would never understand."

Hu Xiaofei: "..."

Qin Xiaomo turned and left, but a few minutes later...

"what!!"

A scream rang out.

Tan Wenjie and Hu Xiaofei rushed over together, only to see Qin Xiaomo pointing tremblingly at the open refrigerator.

"What's wrong?" Tan Wenjie asked.

"The refrigerator, the refrigerator, the face masks in the refrigerator are all gone!" Qin Xiaomo said, trembling. "It's over, even God is making me grow old."

"..."X2
I thought it was something serious.

"You may not say it, but you're probably thinking, 'It's just a face mask, what's the big deal?' right?"

Damn, you can even read minds? Maybe we shouldn't even open our mouths. X2
“Even if you don’t open your mouths to speak, I can tell from your faces.”

This works?! X2
"Of course!" Qin Xiaomo said angrily, "You men would never understand, aging is a woman's greatest enemy."

Hu Xiaofei: "..."

She felt as if she had been stabbed in the heart again.

"Ouch~"

"Who's there!" X3
"Don't move, sir, don't shoot! I'm a law-abiding citizen!"

"Zeng Xian'er?"

"Brother Jie!" Zeng Xian'er exclaimed with delight upon seeing Tan Wenjie.

"Brother Jie, I've finally found you. I have some good news for you. I used explosives to send Fujita Komon to his death, while he was on the toilet."

"Eh~" X3
"So, you didn't accidentally swallow something from the corner of your mouth, did you?"

"The corner of my mouth?" Zeng Xian'er touched the corner of her mouth and sucked her fingers. "Of course not. I found this in the refrigerator. I wasted too much energy digging the hole, so I ate all the cement in the refrigerator. I didn't expect to faint here. Someone stepped on my finger just now, and that's when I woke up."

"Whoosh~" X3
As long as it's not pica, that's fine.

Who is this?

"My name is Hu Xiaofei, a man of the martial world, and I am best at standing up for the weak and oppressed."

"I am Zeng Xian'er, and I am very familiar with Brother Jie."

Both parties gave brief self-introductions.

"Hahahaha!"

Laughter suddenly came from outside.

"That lewd laughter? Whose is it?!"

The four of them went to the window and saw a car outside, with Lü Xiaoqiao standing next to it.

"He's here." Qin Xiaomo sighed. "Even if he gives me a diamond ring the size of a pigeon's egg this time, I still won't go with him."

"Wait!" Hu Xiaofei exclaimed seriously, "The person who came is no ordinary person. I sensed a very powerful aura! It's nearby!"

The car door opened, and a bald man wearing flip-flops appeared.

"This aura..." Hu Xiaofei squinted, "It's an incredibly powerful aura, the strongest I've ever seen in my entire martial arts career!"

"He's a top-tier expert!" Zeng Xian'er nodded and said seriously, "I'm afraid it has to be none other than the ultimate killer king, Zhang Xiaowei!"

"You two be careful," Hu Xiaofei said. "I'm going to meet him!"

She leaped out of the window.

"Hey, this is the fourth floor!" Zeng Xian'er exclaimed in surprise. "Wait a minute, I'm also a kung fu master, why can I only use hard-hitting techniques while you guys can fly and teleport?!"

Zhang Xiaowei watched as Hu Xiaofei leaped down and sized her up.

"Are you Zhang Xiaowei, the ultimate killer?" Hu Xiaofei asked.

"That's right, could you be... Ada Wong?"

"No, I am Hu Xiaofei."

"What passerby? Never heard of him."

"Flick of the Flash!" Hu Xiaofei knew very well that she had to strike first to gain the upper hand. Against such a renowned master in the martial arts world, the slightest difference could mean the difference between life and death.

The long whip lashed out at Zhang Xiaowei's head, but he calmly retreated and dodged it.

"A bullet dodge? I can dodge any bullet!"

Enraged, Hu Xiaofei accelerated her kicking again, her legs moving so fast they left afterimages.

Zhang Xiaowei calmly dodged, easily avoiding all attacks.

"Smack!" Zhang Xiaowei suddenly raised his foot, grabbed his flip-flops, and sent Hu Xiaofei flying with a slap.

"Wow~, that feels so good!" X3
Lü Xiaoqiao, Zhang Xiaowei, and Zeng Xian'er, who had just come down the stairs to the first floor, looked at each other.

For some reason, even though they weren't very familiar with each other and were even on opposing sides, they felt like they had known each other for a long time, as if they had been suppressed by violence for too long and their hearts resonated with each other's desire to rebel.

"What are you standing there for? Come and help!" Hu Xiaofei clutched her stomach. "Zhang Xiaowei is too strong, be careful."

"Don't worry, I'm a warrior of justice!" Zeng Xian'er stepped forward and assumed a fighting stance towards Zhang Xiaowei.

"Hey!" "Ha!"

The set of solid, hard-hitting movements showed that the basic skills were very solid.

Zhang Xiaowei suddenly raised his hand.

"Whoosh-"

A strong gust of wind swept by, and when Zeng Xian'er came to her senses, she found herself collapsed next to Hu Xiaofei.

He cried out, "This is outrageous! How can Zhang Wei be so strong? His moves even have special effects!"

"If you're going to fight, then fight. Teacher Zeng, what are you doing doing calisthenics?" Zhang Xiaowei was speechless.

"Boss, it's done," Zhang Xiaowei said. "You can go about your business now. Remember to transfer the money to my card. By the way, if you have any legal questions, feel free to contact me anytime. We are a professional team!"

"What incredible martial arts skills! Wow, I can finally have a real showdown with a true master!"

Guan Gu Qi Ji looked at Zhang Xiao Wei, his eyes sparkling with excitement.

"Wait, Guan Gu-kun?" Lu Xiaoqiao looked at Guan Gu Qi Ji, who seemed to have jumped out of nowhere. "Did you wander onto the wrong set?"

"What are you doing here?" Guan Gu Qi Ji looked at Lü Xiao Qiao, quite surprised. "Xiao Die went to find you."

"Looking for me? Where are you going?"

"The Axe Gang".

……

Tang Xiaodie was stopped at the door by the Axe Gang.

"I've come to see Lü Xiaoqiao. I have something important to report to him."

"Our leader went to Love Apartment."

What are we going there for?

"Is it necessary to report to you? Who are you?"

"I am your gang leader's aunt."

"..."

Using her status as "Auntie," Tang Xiaodie successfully obtained a car from the Axe Gang and sped off towards Love Apartment.

……

The battle continued. Zhang Xiaowei looked at the eager Guan Gu Qi Ji and said helplessly to Lü Xiaoqiao, "Boss, it's like the Calabash Brothers saving their grandpa, one after another? I demand overtime pay."

“I’ve already given you a lot of money in one go, and he’s obviously after you, it has nothing to do with me.”

"No way. I just finished my work for you, and I was provoked on my way home from get off work. Legally speaking, I am still on my working hours. Otherwise, I will gather the evidence and sue you."

"Alright, alright," Lü Xiaoqiao said helplessly. "Do whatever you want, but don't kill him. He's Japanese."

"Japanese?" Zhang Xiaowei scoffed disdainfully. "Let's have a fight first. I've already experienced the skills of Japanese masters."

Not only does Guan Gu Miracle look forward to a top-notch player, but Zhang Xiaowei does as well.

"Holy crap! Their special effects are amazing." Zeng Xian'er stared in disbelief, her eyes following the camera up, down, left, and around corners.

"Thump thump thump" "Ping ping ping" "Ouch ouch~"

"I can catch any bullet!"

Zhang Xiaowei stopped; the fight was over. He was panting heavily, while Guan Gu Qiji was satisfied after being kicked away and sat down next to Zeng Xian'er and Hu Xiaofei.

"I'm stuffed!"

Zeng Xian'er: "Huh? Is this how Japanese people think?"

"It's finally over," Zhang Xiaowei said. "Boss, I'm really going to go home now. The mental hospital is doing room checks tonight."

"and many more!"

Tan Wenjie jumped from the fourth floor: "It seems I have no choice but to take action."

Zeng Xian'er: "Holy crap, he can fly too?"

Hu Xiaofei: "A master!"

Guan Gu Miracle: "Brother Jie, I knew you were something special, my dearest friend!"

Qin Xiaomo: "Face mask, face mask, face mask!"

Zhang Xiaowei was speechless: "Boss, I said give me the most dangerous place, not that I should be left with all the danger."

Is it easy being a worker? You're constantly being taken advantage of, one after another, and you can't even leave work.

"The enemy this time is too strong, I demand a raise."

"Sure, I'll treat you to a late-night snack afterwards."

"I'm so sorry, it's settled then!"

Meanwhile, Tang Xiaodie was still on her way. (End of Chapter)