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Chapter 910 The Empress and the End

Tan Wenjie quickly assumed a fighting stance, and the surrounding air changed as he took a deep breath.

Dust drifted in the air.

Hu Xiaofei, who was lying on the board, suddenly asked, "Have you ever seen a move like this before...?"

Zeng Xian'er: "A palm technique that fell from the sky?"

"No, it's Superman taking off."

"..."

"They look so alike!" Hu Xiaofei said, squinting. "I never expected him to hide it so well. That woman definitely has nothing to do with him."

Zeng Xian'er couldn't help but roll her eyes: "What are you talking about? Why did the topic suddenly turn to a woman?"

Hu Xiaofei: "That landlady from earlier, all she has is a slightly perky butt, a larger bust, a prettier face, nicer clothes, a richer family, and she knows how to act cute. What else does she have besides that?"

Zeng Xian'er's mouth dropped open: "Isn't this enough?"

If a woman possesses even one of these qualities, she is already considered above average.

"Of course not, she doesn't have any skillful punches and kicks!" Hu Xiaofei clutched her ribs. "When will this be over?"

On the battlefield.

"Wait a minute!" Zhang Xiaowei raised his hand. "You're not planning to use a palm strike that falls from the sky, are you?"

"Is that not allowed?" Tan Wenjie asked.

Zhang Xiaowei said with a bitter face, "But I don't know how to do Toad Kung Fu."

Tan Wenjie rushed forward and punched Zhang Xiaowei in the chest.

"Bang!" Zhang Xiaowei raised his hand and easily caught the fist. A smug and lewd smile immediately appeared on his face: "Hehehe, Brother Jie, you probably don't know, but I can even catch bullets."

Tan Wenjie remained silent, only increasing the speed at which he swung his fists.

But Zhang Xiaowei easily caught every punch he threw.

The speed of his punches is getting faster and faster.

"Huh?" Zhang Xiaowei looked down at his fist in shock, then looked up at Tan Wenjie. "This isn't what was supposed to be! I protest!"

The afterimages created by the rapid punches made it seem as if the two men were swinging each other with eight arms.

The shockwave from the collision of fists alone stirred up a gust of wind.

"Snapped!"

Tan Wenjie missed his footing.

Zhang Xiaowei laughed loudly: "Were you trying to step on my toes? You missed, hahaha!"

"Oh!"

They bumped fists again and then parted ways.

"Hoo~" "Ha~"

The strong winds gradually subsided.

Tan Wenjie suddenly struck out with his palm.

Buddha's Palm!

A giant golden handprint appeared out of thin air, as tall as two or three stories, and slammed into the building behind Zhang Xiaowei's body.

"Boom!" A huge handprint was left on the building.

"My house!" Qin Xiaomo, who had just put on a face mask, was furious when she saw this scene.

But when she thought of her greatest enemy, she pressed her hands to the corners of her eyes, determined not to let the enemy take advantage of her nasolabial folds.

"I surrender!" Zhang Xiaowei immediately raised his hand.

"Damn, you're surrendering so easily? That's so lame," Lu Xiaoqiao complained from the side.

“Boss, there’s something I need to emphasize.” Zhang Xiaowei turned around and said seriously, “We only have an employment relationship. We haven’t signed a slave contract. You’re forcing me to work at the cost of harming my own body. I reserve the right to sue you!”

Lü Xiaoqiao: "I...your...mom"

Zhang Xiaowei: "Defendant, please stop swearing!"

"Is it over just like that?" Hu Xiaofei asked, clutching her ribs.

"Isn't a major battle still needed?"

Rumble.

The sound of cars could be heard as a line of vehicles filled with Japanese soldiers arrived, who, carrying guns, surrounded the apartment building.

"Sir, don't shoot! I am Lü Xiaoqiao, the leader of the Axe Gang." Lü Xiaoqiao raised her hands and said, "I am not with them."

"Hey, talk to the officer and ask him to bring me along too," Zhang Xiaowei reminded him.

"Aren't you good at dodging bullets? And you can even catch them." Lü Xiaoqiao was clearly unwilling, but she didn't forget to mock him.

"I can catch a bullet, but I only have two hands. There are so many of them with so many guns. Even Nezha would be beaten back to his original form."

"Original form?"

"Lotus root! It's full of holes."

"..."

"Bang!" A bullet shattered their reverie.

Lu Xiaoqiao was so frightened that she jumped up and down.

"Fujita Kōmon was blown up on his own toilet." A Japanese officer strode out. "The murderer is among you! We must bring the murderer to justice."

"How come his Chinese is so good?" Guan Gu Qi Ji exclaimed in amazement, then said loudly, "I am Japanese, Guan Gu Qi Ji."

“Guan Gu-kun, you are also a suspect.”

"What?!"

Hu Xiaofei stood up, clutching her ribs: "Looks like we're getting serious."

"What's with this feeling of a decisive battle?" Zeng Xian'er stood up, leaning against the wall. "Looks like we're going to our deaths!"

"How could I be left out at this time!" Zhang Xiaowei said with a serious expression.

"Wait, didn't you just want to surrender? It's not because they don't want you, is it?"

"Of course not!" Zhang Xiaowei shook his head seriously. "I just wanted to ambush them and give them a chance to escape. Now that the plan has failed, I can only bravely face my death."

Lü Xiaoqiao: "Let Guan Gu Miracle take over, he's Japanese!"

"Go to hell!" X6
As soon as the gunshots rang out, a red figure rushed towards the Japanese troops like lightning, kicking up clouds of dust that obscured their vision.

Then the others rushed forward.

"Ah!" "Ah!" "Smack!" "Ouch!" "Who kicked my butt?!" "Damn, you kicked it again?!"

When the dust settled, only six people remained standing, and one person was crouching on the ground with his head in his hands.

Lü Xiaoqiao: "That's not fair, why doesn't Zhang Xiaowei have to squat?"

"Because I made an outstanding contribution! I wiped out a group of Japanese soldiers!" Zhang Xiaowei retorted angrily, "You traitorous dog, what right do you have to talk to me like that!"

"I...I'm an undercover agent."

Everyone rolled their eyes at them.

"Now that we're done filming, how about we take a group photo to wrap things up?" Qin Xiaomo suddenly suggested.

"A mountain of corpses and a sea of ​​blood, that's not a good idea."

"Oh, they're all Japanese, it's nothing."

"But I always feel like someone is missing."

At this moment, Tang Xiaodie was still on her way by car.

The lights came on.

Tan Wenjie slowly opened his eyes.

His consciousness returned, and the feeling was the same as when he used the cheat to enter the secret realm.

"Hmm, I think I just fell asleep." Hu Yifei rubbed her neck. "And I had a really weird dream. In the dream, I seemed to have become Ada Wong."

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded repeatedly: "Me too, I blew up Fujita Kōmon and ate a bowl of cement."

"My martial arts skills are extremely high!" Guan Gu Shenqi exclaimed excitedly.

"My house, and my enormous diamond ring!"

“I’m a gang leader, which fits my persona perfectly.” Lu Ziqiao nodded in satisfaction.

Zhang Wei: "A top-notch expert, able to dodge bullets, but why am I bald and wearing flip-flops? It's too sleazy, and in the end, I even lost to Brother Jie."

Tam Man-kit: "It seems we all had the same dream."

He thought to himself that, just as he expected, after performing in accordance with the will of this world, he had actually gained a considerable amount of the world's power and had even been completely recognized as a member of this world. What seemed like a simple and casual world actually harbored infinite power. After all, this "transmigration" was only to a world of kung fu in the Republic of China era. If it were a world of magic, interstellar war, or high-martial arts, Hu Yifei and the others would probably possess even greater power.

The rules of the world change because of everyone, and everyone will change because of the changes in the rules of the world.

"Wait!" Tang Youyou cried out in despair, "Why am I the only one who hasn't appeared yet?"

"Didn't you sing at the beginning?"

"But have you forgotten who I am? I'm an action star! I was even prepared to show myself as a triple-threat star in film, television, and music, as well as the entanglement of avenging my father's death, and the changes in my mental journey... but I've been rushing all along."

"Hey, the power's back on!" Qin Yumo exclaimed. "We've got internet! I'm going back to continue my online battles with others. Bye~"

"Guan Gu, let's go play games." Lu Ziqiao waved.

"Teacher Zeng, you said you'd introduce me to a beautiful woman." Zhang Wei chuckled and leaned closer.

Tang Youyou watched as one person after another left, finally fixing her gaze on Tan Wenjie and Hu Yifei.

"Why are you looking at me like that? I never said I was leaving," Hu Yifei said.

Tam Man-kit suggested, "How about we go out for karaoke together?"

Hu Yifei immediately nodded: "Okay."

Tang Youyou: "..."

They just abandoned themselves like that.

Outside the apartment, Tan Wenjie and Hu Yifei were on their way to a karaoke bar when they were surprised to find people singing outdoors.

"Why don't we sing here?" Hu Yifei suggested.

"That's not a good idea," Tan Wenjie hesitated.

I really don't want to lose face here, a face that's been around for thousands of years.

"You listen up!" Hu Yifei walked over confidently, and after some very friendly negotiation, the other party agreed to lend her the microphone. "Now I'm going to sing a song, a song by Jay Chou!"

As the only listener, Tam Man-kit immediately applauded.

As for the guy who borrowed the microphone earlier, he made an excuse to pee and slipped away first, worried that if he stayed, he would get beaten up.

"Ahem." Hu Yifei cleared her throat. "A great river—its waves are wide."

Tan Wenjie: "..."

She hasn't even had a drink yet, but Hu Yifei seems drunk.

The singing stopped abruptly.

Hu Yifei suddenly said, "I like you!"

A remarkable life never needs explanation.

Tan Wenjie strode forward, cupped his head, and kissed him.

"Um, wait a minute, can you hear the music?"

"A big river?"

"I meant the background music... never mind!"

The apartment, day two.

Zhang Wei pushed open the door and found Guan Gu Shenqi and Tang Youyou sitting on the living room sofa, passionately kissing.

The world is going to the dogs!

Zhang Wei shook his head.

He really doesn't understand why kissing is so interesting.

"The world is going to the dogs!"

Huh? How come someone has spoken out what was on their mind?

Zhang Wei turned his head in the direction the voice came from and realized that it was Lu Ziqiao.

"She actually stood me up! Doesn't she realize what she missed out on!"

It turned out that Lu Ziqiao was looking at his phone.

Two people are kissing on the sofa, while another person on the sofa is looking for someone to kiss, but they have no chance to write their thesis, which is due soon.

"I'll go next door then." Zhang Wei pushed open the door to 3601, only to find the two of them kissing on the sofa.

"Huh?" Zhang Wei stepped back in confusion, glancing at the doorplate. "Have I time-traveled again?"

He remembered that Guan Gu and the other person were kissing on the sofa in room 3602, so how did they suddenly end up in room 3601?

"Or is it a dream within a dream? That's boring."

Zhang Wei turned around and opened the door.

Two people were passionately kissing on the sofa, while another person kept making phone calls, muttering that the world was going to the dogs.

He turned back to 3601 with a puzzled look on his face and rubbed his eyes.

"Wait, Brother Jie, is it Yifei?!"

Zhang Wei finally saw clearly who was on the sofa.

"When did you two get together?!"

……

"what!"

The trial was held in an apartment building, and the sofa in apartment 3601 was full of people.

"I can be with whomever I want, so what? Do I need to explain this to you?" Unable to withstand the questioning, Hu Yifei gave up and acted recklessly.

"No need, but..."

Several people unanimously gave Tan Wenjie a thumbs up.

Tang Youyou clapped her hands: "Our place truly lives up to its name, Love Apartment. Everyone here has found their own love."

“Now things are even worse.” Zeng Xiaoxian, who had long since let go of the past, shook his head.

“Yes.” Lu Ziqiao nodded in agreement. “We used to have Brother Jie to help us keep the female demon Hu Yifei in check. Now that our powerful henchman has defected, he will most likely fall at the feet of the female demon and become her lackeys. Our lives will be miserable then.”

Zhang Wei: "What! Jie-ge is going to have dinner with Yi-fei from now on, and I can't mooch off him anymore?"

"You can be a light bulb."

Everyone was laughing and joking, but one person was downcast.

Hu Yifei gently touched Tan Wenjie's arm: "How are you going to solve this? Don't tell me you didn't notice?"

"I neither take the initiative, nor refuse, nor fail..."

"Hmm?" Hu Yifei's eyes flashed with murderous intent.

"Do you want me to comfort your rival?"

"I'll tear all my rivals to shreds!" Hu Yifei clenched her fists, then sighed, "But she's my best friend."

What do you want?

"I can only hug you once at most," Hu Yifei emphasized, holding up one finger. "Just once!"

She watched Tan Wenjie leave with a nervous look in her eyes. It was quite a while before Tan Wenjie returned.

Hu Yifei immediately leaned over and sniffed.

"How about it? Can't you smell it?"

"You didn't hug him?"

“I told her that anything is possible, but it has to be done legitimately. I can accept having two relationships at the same time, but let her deal with you first.”

Hu Yifei rolled her eyes: "Yu Mo, is she really alright?"

“She said she wanted to regroup and then launch an attack on your position,” Tan Wenjie said. “But don’t worry, I’m still very principled.”

"What kind of integrity is this, remaining unmoved even with a woman in one's lap?"

"No, it's all aboveboard, never sneaky."

"Aren't you being a little too decisive?" In Hu Yifei's view, having Qin Yumo act as a mistress to steal a man was just a joke; it was actually Tan Wenjie's way of refusing.

Click, the door opened.

Everyone in the living room raised their hands to cover their eyes.

"Wow, it's so sparkly!"

Wow, what exquisite makeup!

Qin Yumo stood at the door, her eyes filled with fighting spirit as she looked at Hu Yifei, and said, "I'm ready!"

"Bring it on," Hu Yifei said, wrapping her arms around Tan Wenjie's neck. "But I'm the rightful wife! As long as I'm still here, you can forget about taking my place." (End of Chapter)

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