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After leaving the Lihua Palace, Tang Xiaodie made her preparations. She was determined to avenge her father's death and kill Lü Xiaoqiao, the leader of the Axe Gang.

She hid an icicle as thick as a finger behind her back.

When Lü Xiaoqiao is attracted by his own beauty and can't help but want to grope him, this ice spike will take his life!
The door opened.

A group of Axe Gang members dressed in black suits lined up at the door. Lü Xiaoqiao, with a cigar in her mouth, waved to Tang Xiaodie from afar: "Let's go, I'll take you somewhere."

"Clang!"

The ice pick slipped from his hand and fell to the ground.

Tang Xiaodie was shocked; she had miscalculated!
He had completely forgotten that Lü Xiaoqiao was a cautious person who always brought a group of brothers with her wherever she went.

"What is that?" Lu Xiaoqiao asked, puzzled.

"Oh, this is an ice pick. I was going to make you shaved ice," Tang Xiaodie explained with an awkward smile.

"Oh, you're making shaved ice. I thought you were going to stab me to death with this thing."

"How could that be? You often send me wreaths, I'm so grateful, I've always wanted to be with you..."

"Hahaha, just kidding."

"Ha, ha, ha," Tang Xiaodie said with a stiff smile, "Indeed, it's quite funny, ha."

"Let's go, Mr. Guan Gu is still awake."

"Mr. Sekiya?"

"I need you to help me please my customer. Don't worry, as long as you can win over Mr. Guan Gu, I promise to make you the top courtesan in Shanghai! Famous throughout East Asia!"

"Wow~" Tang Xiaodie exclaimed, her eyes glazed over. "This is amazing~"

Standing at the intersection, Lü Xiaoqiao personally saw Tang Xiaodie into the car. As the car drove towards the Japanese concession, the fake smile on his face disappeared.

"Damn Brother Jie!" Lu Xiaoqiao gritted her teeth. "How dare he poke my tire! Someone, come here!"

"Boss!" *N
"Go and kill Brother Jie. That kid has no money and is not worth living."

Yes!
Lu Xiaoqiao waited in place for a while and found that her subordinates did not move.

Why aren't you guys going yet?

"Boss, we don't know where Brother Jie went."

“I know, buy some pears and I’ll tell you,” someone from the pear stall next to me suddenly chimed in.

"Go ahead," Lü Xiaoqiao said, walking over and casually rubbing a pear on her arm.

Take a bite.

Juice splashed everywhere.

Lü Xiaoqiao gave a thumbs up in satisfaction: "So sweet! It's true that pesticide-free and pollution-free food tastes the best."

"I, Ding Li, am a force to be reckoned with; you won't find another like me in all of Shanghai."

"Speak up, or I'll kill you if you keep advertising."

"Over there, they left in a rickshaw."

"Where to go?"

"do not know."

"..." Lu Xiaoqiao wanted to kick the other person's stall over, but then she felt sorry for the delicious pears. "Pack up the pears and then give him a good beating!"

Yes!
"Ah~"

Screams continued behind her as Lü Xiaoqiao ate a pear, squinting as she pondered.

"I think I just saw him get into a rickshaw with a woman. That woman looks familiar..."

The underling leaned over and said, "Boss, have you forgotten? Last time, a woman threw a tantrum in our jewelry store, insisting on that pigeon-egg-sized diamond ring."

"Oh, now that you mention it, I remember! It was her!"

"Find her address for me. I absolutely cannot let that bastard Brother Jie get to live off her before me."

"Ok?"

"Hurry up and go!"

A cold wind howled, and Lü Xiaoqiao posed and waited quietly in the wind.

"I found out the boss, it seems to be called Love Apartment."

"iPartment? Hmph!" Lü Xiaoqiao sneered. "Tomorrow morning, take a group of people over there and take down Brother Jie!"

Why not tonight?

"Neighbors don't need to rest! Even traitors and gangsters should have some public morality!"

"Okay, boss."

……

As dawn broke, Tan Wenjie tidied his clothes.

"You won't win my heart by doing this."

"What would I do with your heart?" Qin Xiaomo tossed him a pair of stockings. "Hurry up and put them on to rob a bank, no, to rob the Axe Gang!"

"Only stockings?"

"What else do you want?"

"Defensive weapons and the like."

"How's the spatula?" Qin Xiaomo ran excitedly into the kitchen, then struggled to bring the spatula over. "Oh dear, it's too heavy, I can't lift it at all."

"..."

"I think plates would be fine too, look at this set of plates I have..."

"Buzzing—"

The roar of a car engine came from outside.

Qin Xiaomo immediately climbed to the window excitedly: "Which young master has come to give me a gift again?"

But when she leaned against the window, her expression suddenly changed: "The Axe Gang!"

"The Axe Gang?" Tan Wenjie frowned.

Qin Xiaomo asked in bewilderment, "I don't remember Lü Xiaoqiao ever pursuing me."

“He came to see me,” Tan Wenjie said.

"Looking for you? Could it be that you..."

"Keep your mind pure." Tan Wenjie raised his hand and gently patted his forehead. "We just have a simple feud."

"Why did he come to my house? No way, I'm going to have a word with him!" Qin Xiaomo said, hands on her hips, as she went downstairs.

As soon as I went downstairs, a tenant greeted me.

"Landlady~"

Good morning, landlady.

"Save your mother's head!"

Qin Xiaomo glared menacingly at the row of men in black wielding axes in front of her, and the sky seemed to darken as a result.

"You!" Her expression changed. "Are you all here to look at houses? My houses are affordable, spacious, and even have shared toilets and separate men's and women's bathrooms..."

He slowly raised the axe: "I'm looking for Tan Wenjie."

"Tan Wenjie?" Qin Xiaomo's fawning smile vanished, replaced by an extremely serious expression. "He's upstairs. Do you want me to show you the way?"

"Get out of the way!"

The Axe Gang members headed upstairs, just as a beautiful woman in a red dress was sitting casually at a street stall eating fried dough sticks.

"Humph!"

She slammed her hand on the table, sprang into action, and headed straight for the Axe Gang.

"Flicker! Bang bang!"

"Ah!"

"Flicker! Clang! Clang!"

"Ah!"

"Flash! Clang!"

"Ah!"

"..."

"Ah!"

"I haven't even hit you yet, what are you 'ah'ing' for?" The woman in the red dress struck a pose.

Beside him lay a pile of Axe Gang members lying on the ground.

She suddenly raised her hand and caught the fried dough stick she had just taken a bite of with perfect precision.

"Ouch, it's so hot, so hot, so hot!"

She tossed the dough sticks back and forth between her hands, trying to cool them down.

"You!" Qin Xiaomo walked over.

"I was just passing by, no need to thank me. If you really want to know my name, you can call me Hu Xiaofei!" Hu Xiaofei waved her hand, indicating that everything she had done was nothing to brag about.

That's what a chivalrous woman is like.

"You even knew you were just passing by, yet you beat up the Axe Gang members." Qin Xiaomo was panting heavily. "Now the Axe Gang is coming to kill us. What are we going to do? We can't just carry the building and run away, can we?" "Landlady, don't say that. They meant well, even though their good intentions backfired."

"Yes, landlady, the Axe Gang is about to come, your property prices are definitely going to drop, how about you lower the rent?"

"Landlady, why is there no water?"

Hu Xiaofei awkwardly scratched her cheek with her index finger: "..."

But she quickly rallied and said, "Don't worry, I'll take responsibility for my actions. If the Axe Gang dares to come again, I'll handle this."

"Screw you."

……

“Very good.” Lü Xiaoqiao sat on the sofa, with a statue of Guan Yu holding an axe behind her.

Not only are they consistently making money in business, but the Axe Gang is also expected to go public.

"Mr. Fujita has arrived!" someone said from outside the door.

Lü Xiaoqiao immediately stood up and greeted him with a smile: "Mr. Fujita, please come in and have a seat!"

Fujita Kōmon nodded: "Mr. Lü, thanks to your help, Mr. Sekiya Kichiki has been full of praise for the dancers you sent over."

"Really, this is double the good news, hahaha!" Lu Xiaoqiao said, "I want to congratulate Mr. Fujita on gaining such a powerful general."

"Boss, something terrible has happened!"

A spoilsport has arrived.

A man rushed in and slid down to his knees in front of Lü Xiaoqiao's feet: "Boss, there's a master at Love Apartment! The people we sent there were taken care of by a woman in a red dress, and they were all injured."

"What?" Lü Xiaoqiao frowned. "Could it be a top-tier expert?"

He knew that there were many top masters in the world, with formidable martial arts skills, capable of scaling walls and leaping across rooftops, such as Fujita Kōmon sitting next to him.

Fujita Kōmon also became interested: "A top-tier expert? How powerful?"

"Her legs were as fast as whips, her fists could send people flying, and when she made a move, she would throw a fried dough stick into the air, and only after she had knocked down all of our brothers would the fried dough stick slowly fall into her hand."

"Such a light fried dough stick?" Lü Xiaoqiao exclaimed in surprise. "It must have been floating in the air for far too long."

"No, it's that he's very fast. In martial arts, speed is the only way to break through defenses." Fujita Kōmon shook his head. "I didn't expect him to be a top-notch martial arts master. If I didn't have some trouble to deal with, I would definitely help him."

"Mr. Fujita, you're too kind. There are actually quite a few martial artists who are not as skilled as you. You can just go about your business."

Fujita Kōmon nodded: "I have something to attend to, so I'll take my leave first."

He turned and left.

"Pah, what do you mean 'something happened'? You clearly knew you couldn't beat them, so you ran away first. I'm best at deserting in the face of battle."

"Boss, what do we do now?"

"What to do? Of course, we need to find a master! I need to find the world's top master."

"Boss, could it be that you're talking about..."

"That's right, the ultimate killer king, Zhang Xiaowei!"

"Boom—!" A thunderclap in the clear sky.

……

"Is there anyone who can help me?"

Inside the prison, Zeng Xian'er lay helplessly on the iron bars.

His plan was brilliant: infiltrate the Fujita residence, quietly eliminate the target, and then leave without a trace.

That's what the main characters do.

But things didn't go as I expected. Who knew that the patrol team members would urinate in the corner of the wall? They had no sense of public morality at all! So, unsurprisingly, I jumped into their urination area.

"Wait a minute, the railings here are quite wide, I think I can squeeze through!"

Zeng Xian'er shifted her body slightly and managed to get out.

With his martial arts skills, he could definitely break out of the prison if he paid a little attention.

Falling into the hands of the Japanese would only mean certain death, so we might as well take a gamble.

With that thought in mind, Zeng Xian'er no longer hesitated. She grabbed the iron railing with both hands and pulled it to both sides, then squeezed outwards by turning sideways.

"Uh—something's not right!"

Something is very, very wrong.

"My head is stuck!"

Zeng Xian'er: "Help! Someone please help me! I'm really in a hurry! This time it's for real!"

"It sounds like someone is calling for help." Tang Xiaodie and Guan Gu Qiji walked over hand in hand.

"Guan Gu-kun, this guy is weird, he's turning his back to us."

"Help me, please push my butt."

"You're not planning to break out of prison, are you?"

"Of course not, I just accidentally got my head stuck in there."

Guan Gu Miracle raised his hand and pulled on the iron railing.

"Squeak."

With a sore throat and the railing deforming, Zeng Xian'er successfully escaped.

"Phew, thank you!" Zeng Xian'er rubbed her forehead, turned around and exclaimed, "You are, Tang Xiaodie!"

"I really am the most popular one~" Tang Xiaodie said smugly.

Zeng Xian'er asked in confusion, "What are you doing here?"

"Guan Gu and I are on a date," Tang Xiaodie said matter-of-factly. "We were just strolling around when we got here."

"You two really have the leisure to come to prison for a date."

And you, why are you here?

"I am a warrior of justice!" Zeng Xian'er said. "I will kill Fujita Kōmon. He killed my master!"

"Fujita-kun?" Kageki exclaimed from the side, "He has been inviting me to participate in his project, but I have refused every time."

"This Japanese man can be killed as well."

"No, Guan Gu is a good person, he doesn't get involved in those things."

"Japanese people are all bad!"

Enraged, Zeng Xian'er charged at Guangu Qiji, only to be easily subdued by his wrist grab.

"Ouch, ouch, ouch! It's broken, it's broken, it's broken!"

After regaining her freedom, Zeng Xian'er swung her arms.

Now he believed that Guan Gu Qi Ji must be a good person, otherwise he would have definitely tried to kill him just now.

You can't disbelieve it, we simply can't beat them.

"What do you plan to do now?" Tang Xiaodie asked.

"What was the plan you mentioned before?" Zeng Xian'er asked Guan Gu Qi Ji.

Guan Gu Qi Ji replied, "It's complicated, but overall, Fujita asked me to defeat the enemy with unfathomable martial arts, establish prestige, and strike at the kung fu that you Chinese are most proud of."

"Unfathomable? Hahaha, how unfathomable can martial arts be? It's definitely not as powerful as a gun." Zeng Xian'er expressed disbelief.

Martial arts? I know them myself, and I'm quite skilled at them.

They were still held at gunpoint and obediently went to prison.

Tang Xiaodie shook her head: "Don't say that. I've seen Guan Gu Jun perform. He can scale walls and even knock down a wall with a single slap."

“But this friend is right,” Guan Gu Qi Ji said. “I really can’t dodge bullets, and there probably isn’t anyone in this world who can.”

"I want to escape," Zeng Xian'er said. "If you can't save me, then go about your own business."

How do you plan to get out?

"Dig a tunnel! I wonder if you have any tools like ear picks?" Zeng Xian'er urged. "The front gate is blocked, and time is of the essence!"

"Will that work?" Tang Xiaodie pointed behind Zeng Xian'er to a large iron shovel, a pickaxe, and a wheelbarrow used for transporting soil.

"It'll do, I guess." Zeng Xian'er nodded. "By the way, if you guys are bored, you can pass on a message to Brother Jie and tell him that I'll meet up with him after I take down Fujita."

"Brother Jie? Where is he?"

"He left with a landlady last night, I think her name is Qin Xiaomo."

……

The Axe Gang.

In the blink of an eye, Lü Xiaoqiao had found the strongest expert he was looking for.

A dismal Mediterranean hairstyle, a yellowed vest, and flip-flops.

This is the ultimate killer king—Zhang Xiaowei!

"As expected of the ultimate killing king." Lu Xiaoqiao nodded. Although he was a bit sleazy, his aura of a master was undeniable.

Zhang Xiaowei: "Since you've asked me to come here, you must want me to do something... Please entrust me with the safest place."

"Ok?"

"I mean, leave the most dangerous places to me!" (End of Chapter)