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The white light flew closer and transformed into a handsome Taoist boy in a robe.

"Senior Brother Baihe, what brings you here?" Tan Wenjie greeted him.

The one who arrived was none other than the White Crane Boy, who stood beside the Primordial Celestial Venerable.

"My master is currently hosting a banquet for the Buddha of the East on Kunlun Mountain. He just calculated with his fingers and said that the Buddha of the East lost a few things and you picked them up. He instructed me to come here and return them to their rightful owner."

The White Crane Boy spoke in a serious and methodical manner, but his eyes seemed to say: Junior brother, what kind of trouble have you gotten yourself into now? You even dare to take Buddha's treasure.

"Really?" Tan Wenjie tried to play dumb.

Huang Mei hadn't descended to the mortal realm yet in this era, and her magical treasures were still at Mount Ling. Since the treasures hadn't been lost, these things couldn't be considered as hers taking them.

White Crane Boy: "Grandmaster told you to return the things quickly, and also said that he would preach to you in a few days."

"You should have said so earlier... cough cough, I mean, Master is really good at judging people. I just happened to pick up these little trinkets by accident, thinking that nobody wanted them. Turns out they were dropped by Buddha."

As he spoke, Tan Wenjie took out the seed bag, the golden bowl, the hammer, and other items.

The white crane boy had an expression on his face that said, "As expected of you."

With a wave of his hand, he took all the magical artifacts from Tan Wenjie's hands.

"I still need to deliver the items to Mount Ling, and then return to report. I'll take my leave now."

They came and went in a hurry, leaving Tan Wenjie empty-handed.

"All that work for nothing."

Tan Wenjie raised his hand, and a mobile phone appeared in his palm, which was one of his gains.

This phone combines all of the features of the Silly Girl with the cutting-edge technology of Apokolips from the DC universe, possessing almost limitless potential for advancement.

Its ability to mimic magic and act as an amplifier makes it a valuable item, but it's one step away from being "excellent"—that is, turning it into a complete piece of equipment.

Equipment that is bound to oneself.

Power-on passwords and identity verification can be cracked, so you must add spells from the magical world. The more layers you add, the more secure it becomes.

He had a group of furnace-guarding Taoists who came out of the "assembly line" under Laozi's command, which was a good way to make use of their waste.

Silly Girl can be copied onto Justice Armor, and he happens to have many sets of Justice Armor.

There is probably no other method that can mass-produce qualified soldiers better than this one.

A golden light streaked across the sky, and apart from the local earth gods and mountain spirits marveling at the sight of a great deity flying overhead, no one else paid any attention.

……

In a laboratory in 2060.

"Silly girl has completely lost control."

"what happened?"

The person in charge looked grim.

They had all witnessed the silly girl's time-traveling journey. The world is made up of countless parallel worlds, so even if the silly girl was flying around with Pigsy, the Bull Demon King, and others in those worlds, it was nothing.

But this time there is a very serious alarm.

"An anomaly detected. It seems that contact with some advanced civilization's program caused the silly girl to undergo an unexpected evolution."

"evolution?"

"She is evolving emotions, a personality!"

"Immediately arrange for someone to retrieve the silly girl."

"Yes!"

A series of special machine lifeforms resembling the silly girl are ready to travel through time and space to bring the prototype of the silly girl, representing an unexpected surprise, back to 2060.

……

Tang Dynasty, during the period of Journey to the West.

On this day, Tang Sanzang, riding a white horse, finally arrived at Gao Village with Sun Wukong.

"Wukong, stand at a distance and let your master knock on the door." Tang Sanzang had already foreseen that if he sent Sun Wukong to beg for alms, he would definitely go hungry.

He's so chubby and fair-skinned, he really can't endure that kind of hardship.

Tang Sanzang looked around the village and found that all the houses had their doors tightly closed. It wasn't that there was no one around, because as he passed by, he could see that some doors were ajar, as if someone was hiding behind the door and secretly watching him.

When Tang Sanzang tried to approach, the other party would slam the door shut.

"Amitabha."

He turned around in a circle, finally fixing his gaze on the vermilion gate of the most impressive house.

When begging for alms, you should choose the richest one, as the vegetarian food will be fresh and plentiful.

When you get to the door, knock gently.

"Squeak."

The door was ajar, and an eye peered through the crack.

After seeing Tang Sanzang's attire, they exclaimed in disbelief, "A monk?!"

"Amitabha Buddha, this humble monk comes from the Great Tang Dynasty in the East..."

"Going to the Western Paradise to worship Buddha and seek scriptures?" Unexpectedly, the person inside immediately interrupted, "You're Tang Sanzang, the monk who can grant immortality, aren't you?"

Tang Monk: "..."

Then he nodded.

"That's right, eating this monk's flesh will grant you immortality."

The journey to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures was indeed fraught with difficulties and dangers. Unexpectedly, rumors that eating one's own flesh could grant immortality had already spread far and wide.

"You wait."

The other party slammed the door shut, but a shouting voice came from behind it.

"Tang Sanzang is here! Tang Sanzang is here!"

"What? Tang Sanzang has arrived?"

"Quick, quick, keep an eye on him! Don't let him get away!"

Amidst the commotion, the door was opened again, and a group of people rushed out aggressively.

Tang Sanzang was startled: "Could it be that this place has a perverse habit of cannibalism?"

I never expected to run into a group of cannibals.

"Hey, what are you doing? Get out of the way!" A burly figure charged straight at him.

People along the way dispersed.

When they arrived, Tang Sanzang realized that the person actually had a pig's head.

"monster!"

"What monster?" Sun Wukong, who was still happily watching the show, perked up when he heard about the monster and rushed forward with his staff in hand.

"Hey, Bi Ma Wen, wait a minute!"

"You recognize me, Old Sun?"

"I am Marshal Tianpeng."

Pigsy fiddled with his carefully braided dreadlocks.

After saying that, he ignored Sun Wukong and knelt down in front of Tang Sanzang.

“Master, I was once Marshal Tianpeng, who commanded 100,000 naval troops in heaven. I was banished to the mortal world and reincarnated as a pig because I harassed Chang'e. Now, I am following the instructions of Guanyin Bodhisattva to escort you on your journey to retrieve the scriptures. My real name is Zhu Ganglie, my nickname is Zhu Bajie, and my Buddhist name is Wuneng.”

Tang Sanzang was astonished: "You've already retrieved it?"

Pigsy stood up, dusted himself off his knees, and asked, "Are we in a hurry, Master? When do we set off?"

“Well, we can leave now…” Tang Sanzang stammered.

Until the rumbling sound of my stomach came.

"Hey, look what I've done!" Pigsy slapped his forehead. "I forgot that you, Master, are only human. Don't worry, I'll have someone prepare a vegetarian feast for you right away. Please come in, Master."

He then looked at the still-dazed Sun Wukong and said politely, "Elder Brother, please come in!"

Sun Wukong: "?"

What's going on? Something feels off; it's like some crucial step is missing.

However, he was probably not lying about following the Bodhisattva's instructions.

Upon entering the house, Tang Sanzang and his disciples were indeed warmly received, especially by Master Gao, who was in tears, looking at Tang Sanzang as if he were his great benefactor.

Driven by sheer curiosity, Sun Wukong went to inquire, stopping a servant and asking, "Did that monster oppress you?"

"He once tried to take our young lady for himself, but..."

"Hmph, truly no good monster!" Sun Wukong thought he had caught them red-handed, then asked, "But what?"

"However, after a male and female deity flew over, he seemed to change his ways. He told us, sir, to treat him well and that he would leave once Tang Sanzang of the Tang Dynasty arrived. Otherwise, he wouldn't budge even if the Heavenly King himself came." "I see," Sun Wukong suddenly realized.

No wonder that group of people surrounded Tang Sanzang; they were afraid that if he ran away, Zhu Bajie would refuse to leave.

After figuring out the cause and effect, Sun Wukong went back and told Tang Sanzang all the results of his investigation.

“Since he was sent by the Bodhisattva, he certainly wouldn’t lie to me.” Tang Sanzang shook his head, indicating that Sun Wukong was still worrying unnecessarily.

"Shh-"

A figure suddenly appeared.

The people of Gao Laozhuang, who had been busily sending off the plague god, were suddenly stunned.

Someone recognized Lu Xiaoqian and shouted, "That monk is here again!"

"Xiao Qian?" Pigsy immediately went to greet him. "What brings you here?"

Lu Xiaoqian coughed and said, "In 2060, a group of people were arranged to take the silly girl back! We are no match for them, so we came here to ask for help."

"You've come at just the right time!" Pigsy laughed heartily. "Look, my eldest brother is here too."

Having already noticed the situation, Sun Wukong flashed to the two of them.

"what happened?"

"Senior Brother, this matter is very complicated, and I must make it brief, but it's also a long story..."

Sun Wukong: "..."

He finally understood what was missing from this ordeal: a good beating for Pigsy.

“Even adding the stable boy wouldn’t work,” Lu Xiaoqian shook his head. “They outnumber us and are incredibly strong.”

Sun Wukong: "?!"

"I want to find Brother Jie."

"You want to find my senior brother?" Sun Wukong laughed. "He hates trouble the most, you won't be able to find him."

"Your senior brother?" Lu Xiaoqian looked bewildered. "He also came from Fangcun Mountain?"

That makes sense.

Sun Wukong acquired such great skills in just a few years. Back then, when he followed a large group of disciples of Patriarch Bodhi, their strength must have been greater than Sun Wukong's.

"What Fangcun Mountain?" Sun Wukong covered his mouth.

"I'll send you a book later." Pigsy nudged Monkey with his elbow and said, "If you have a way to contact Emperor Tan, hurry up and help. Can't you see how anxious Xiao Qian is?"

"Wukong, since Bajie and this benefactor have something to ask Emperor Tan, why don't you help them?" Tang Sanzang said from a distance.

Finally, Sun Wukong reluctantly used his magic to contact Tan Wenjie.

The distance is so vast that very few people within the Three Realms could accomplish this.

Upon receiving the news, Tan Wenjie flew over without hesitation.

"Elder Tang," Lu Xiaoqian approached Tang Sanzang, "I have an urgent matter and would like to borrow your two disciples for help. Could you please wait here for a while?"

Tang Sanzang shook his head: "This humble monk is going to the Western Paradise to seek scriptures. How can I give up halfway just because I don't have any disciples to protect me?"

"As expected of a master!"

Lu Xiaoqian nodded, then flicked his hand to release an off-road vehicle.

"Master, you drive this thing first. It's faster and can get you to the Western Paradise in one go."

……

The sisters chatted on Mount Hua.

The Seventh Princess also watched "The Fairy Couple," and then she complained, "How could I possibly fall in love with Dong Yong?"

She had personally acted as matchmaker for Dong Yong.

Now, so many years have passed, and Dong Yong has long since been reincarnated into who knows who. Moreover, his story is not particularly tragic, yet it has been passed down for so long, and he himself has unexpectedly become the protagonist in it.

The seventh princess picked up another one.

“I know about Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai.” She said excitedly.

This is a classmate he met when he traveled in the mortal world with Tan Wenjie.

The two later transformed into butterflies, and the Seventh Princess was involved in the entire process.

Like the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, the Seventh Princess also watched the whole thing as an observer.

Her gaze fell on "The Legend of the White Snake" again. These stories were very interesting to read, and although they were not very credible, they were still good for passing the time.

The Seventh Princess said with some envy, "You actually went more than 1000 years into the future. I won't tell your Second Brother about this."

The expression on the Third Holy Mother's face was rather strange.

"Actually, it wouldn't be a big deal if you told my second brother."

She was thinking about those strange videos she had taken before.

"Brother Tan seems to be eager for my second brother to know about this."

"So that's what he was thinking."

The Seventh Princess misunderstood and realized where her room for maneuver lay.

The two chatted for a while longer, and the Seventh Princess asked many questions about things more than 1000 years in the future.

After leaving Mount Hua and returning to the Heavenly Court, the Seventh Princess had just entered the South Heavenly Gate when she saw a divine general hurrying towards the Jade Pool.

Driven by curiosity, she also headed towards Yaochi.

When the gods and maids along the way saw the Seventh Princess arrive, they all bowed and greeted her.

Upon entering the Jade Pool, they saw the Queen Mother of the West sitting in the highest position, with the God of Justice Yang Jian standing to the side. They quietly watched the divine general kneeling on one knee to report.

"What exactly is the matter?" Yang Jian asked, frowning, the third eye pattern between his brows gleaming.

"Reporting to Your Majesty and Your Highness, there has been a mishap in Tang Sanzang's pilgrimage team."

The Queen Mother, who hadn't paid much attention at first, suddenly sat up straight.

The journey to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures was something he had discussed with the Western Paradise, and a lot of manpower and resources had been invested in it, so there was absolutely no room for error.

"Speak quickly!" the Queen Mother urged.

"Yes, Sun Wukong, Marshal Tianpeng, and Emperor Tan disappeared without a trace in Gao Village. Even the four duty officers who were always by Tang Sanzang's side could not find out how they disappeared."

"And it's related to Brother Jie... Emperor Tan?" Yang Jian's emotions showed a subtle change, but he quickly changed his words after the Queen Mother's gaze fell on him.

"Yang Jian, what do you think?"

"Your Majesty, Yang Jian believes this matter is of utmost importance and must not be ignored!"

His answer was exactly what the Queen Mother of the West wanted.

"I entrust this matter to you. The journey to the West must not go wrong."

"Yes!"

Yang Jian left Yaochi with the divine general who had just come to deliver the message. They had only taken a few steps when they heard shouts behind them.

"The God of Justice remains."

Yang Jian turned around and saw that it was the Seventh Princess.

"What brings the Seventh Princess to see Yang Jian?" Erlang Shen's expression softened immediately upon seeing the other party.

When he was just a mortal, the Heavenly Court sent troops to besiege him. It was the Seventh Princess who descended to the mortal realm in advance to warn him, and he has always remembered this kindness.

The seventh princess moved forward slightly and waved to the fairy maid who was following her, signaling her to go further away.

When the cousins ​​wanted to whisper to each other, no one else dared to say anything.

One of these two is the beloved daughter of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother of the West, and the other is a high-ranking and powerful judicial deity. How could anyone be so foolish as to dare to offend them?

After everyone else had left, the Seventh Princess whispered, "Are you going to find Sun Wukong and the others?"

Yang Jian nodded: "This is of great importance. Sun Wukong and Tan Wenjie are among the strongest in the Three Realms, yet they disappeared without a trace. There must be a reason for this."

"I know what happened."

"Ok?"

"However, you have to promise me you'll take me with you."

"If the Seventh Princess knows anything, please tell her as soon as possible."

“I heard about it from your third sister. She went with Tan Wenjie to more than 1000 years in the future some time ago.”

"Following Brother Jie..." Yang Jian's lips curled up slightly.

What are you laughing at all of a sudden?

"Did I laugh?"

"..."X2
Staring at each other, two of them (End of Chapter)