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"Young lady, who are you?"

The man looked puzzled when someone suddenly called him "Second Brother".

"Hey, I wouldn't dare agree to that!" The Bull Demon King, startled, quickly introduced, "This is General Manager You Suowei, the Third Holy Mother. He's not your second brother!"

Yang Jian's ruthlessness is well-known throughout the Three Realms. He once caused a great disturbance in the Heavenly Palace to save his mother, and his accomplice Tan Wenjie, who caused the disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, is now sitting in the main seat.

If Yang Jian knew that his sister called someone else "Second Brother," this group of shameless and protective righteous immortals would definitely cause trouble for him, given his petty nature.

The Bull Demon King looked around at the people. Tan Wenjie was definitely fine, and Pigsy was even more fine. He had also read "Journey to the West" recently. As for Yellow Eyebrows, he was a disciple of Maitreya Buddha.

After all that, I'm the one who's in trouble.

The old ox worried that even its oxen species wouldn't protect its head.

"I am You Suowei, Xiaoqian's friend." You Suowei smiled and nodded slightly to the Third Holy Mother, but his gaze turned to Tan Wenjie.

It was easy to see that among the people present, Tam Man Kit was the one with the highest status.

"Xiaoqian, won't you introduce these two friends to me?"

You Suowei had always known that Lu Xiaoqian had Sha Niu, but something went wrong and he was unable to get his hands on her.

He was also aware of the existence of characters like Huang Mei, the Bull Demon King, and Zhu Bajie.

Seeing two new faces, a handsome man and a beautiful woman, whose auras were clearly different from ordinary people, You Suowei guessed that their origins must be extraordinary.

"this is……"

Lu Xiaoqian suddenly paused, unsure how to introduce this.

"Tan Wenjie, from the Tang Dynasty." Tan Wenjie took the initiative to introduce himself. "I'm several thousand years older than you, you can call me Brother Jie. I have some fame in the Three Realms, and I'm in charge of the Book of Life and Death."

You tentatively asked, "King Yama?"

"That's my subordinate."

"..."

Suddenly, Tan Wenjie's eyes lit up: "How about you take a few photos with me, and I'll help you gain several hundred years of lifespan?"

You Suowei's eyes widened suddenly: "This... can the Book of Life and Death be altered at will?"

No one can resist the temptation of extending their lifespan, especially if it's just by taking photos.

He knew that the Bull Demon King wanted to create an elixir of immortality, but he failed despite his best efforts. If he could change his fate with a stroke of his pen, why wasn't the Bull Demon King tempted?

He looked at the Bull Demon King and found that the Bull Demon King was sitting obediently like a primary school student, with clear eyes.

Yes, altering the Book of Life and Death can grant immortality, eating the Queen Mother of the West's peaches of immortality can make one an immortal, smelling ginseng fruit can prolong life, and finding the Antarctic Immortal can grant a lifespan as long as the Southern Mountain. The methods are right there, but who dares to take action?

“Um, Brother Jie,” Lu Xiaoqian asked in a low voice, “Won’t changing this involve too much trouble? I read in the book that Sun Wukong changed the Book of Life and Death, which violated the heavenly rules.”

"How about I add a few hundred years to your age while I'm at it?"

"This isn't a good idea."

Tan Wenjie: "Never mind then."

Lu Xiaoqian: "..."

"And you?" Tan Wenjie asked You Suowei.

"can."

When answering, You Suowei glanced at Lu Xiaoqian, whose expression had frozen, and added with emphasis, "You can shoot it however you like!"

What kind of personality is worthless compared to adding hundreds of years to one's lifespan?

Think about it, you go to the temple to kowtow to the gods in order to get a wife, have a son, or make some money, and in the end you get nothing. Now, just taking a photo can increase your lifespan. It's totally worth it.

It's a pity he's too thin-skinned, otherwise he would have liked to add that he could go as far as he wanted.

"Come here." Tan Wenjie walked over and put his arm around You Suowei's shoulder. "Stick out your tongue."

"what?"

Picking your nose.

"it is good."

"Also, Huang Mei, you and Tianpeng, turn back to your original forms." Tan Wenjie, camera in hand, started recording as if he were a director. "President You, you hug Marshal Tianpeng, and Tianpeng, lie in President You's arms."

Pigsy looked grim.

"You bastard surnamed Tan, don't even think about humiliating me!"

“I have mooncakes that the Moon Goddess Chang’e just made,” Tan Wenjie said. “The Jade Rabbit personally handed them to me, saying they were a special edition and told me to eat them myself.”

He sighed as he spoke.

"Sigh, it seems that the fairy Chang'e made it herself. It looks like I'll have to eat it by myself."

"Hehe, Your Majesty! Heavenly Venerable! Holy General~ No!" Pigsy laughed as he walked to You Suowei's side, snuggling into his arms affectionately, and then turned to Tan Wenjie to ask, "How is it?"

"Okay." Tan Wenjie was quite satisfied.

"Memorize the lines and practice them once." Tan Wenjie personally taught him.

The Holy Mother of the Three Kingdoms, who was watching from the sidelines: "..."

There's a strong sense of disconnect; I want to complain but don't know where to begin. What if my second brother saw this...?

"Pfft." The Third Holy Mother couldn't help but laugh out loud when she thought of that scene.

Noticing that everyone was looking at her, she immediately covered her mouth.

"Alright." Tan Wenjie clapped his hands. "Everyone quiet down, all units get ready... Bull Demon King, Lu Xiaoqian, come over and help with the lighting."

"Yes!" The Bull Demon King replied obediently.

Lu Xiaoqian also joined in.

"start!"

The camera focused on You Suowei, who was embracing Zhu Bajie.

Just then, the door was pushed open, and the Yellow-Eyebrowed King walked in from outside.

King Yellow Eyebrows said in a monotone voice, "I've come at the wrong time."

You Suowei was also reading in a monotone tone, his expression still showing struggle: "No, you've come at just the right time."

He opened his arms, embracing Pigsy on one side and King Yellow Eyebrows on the other.

The scene was breathtakingly beautiful.

"Crack!"

After reviewing the video recording, Tan Wenjie nodded in satisfaction.

"Perfect!"

other people:"……"

Thankfully, it's finally over.

The person filming wasn't afraid, but the Bull Demon King, who was watching the show from the sidelines, was already sweating. He didn't have three heads and six arms, and his brain wasn't big enough to handle this.

Tan Wenjie flipped his hand, and two wooden boxes appeared in his hand.

One of them was given to Pigsy.

The other one was handed to You Suowei.

"Not altering the Book of Life and Death?" You Suowei asked.

He opened the box and found a fruit he had never seen before, which emitted a delicate fragrance.

"After altering the Book of Life and Death, you'll still be an ordinary person. Do you want to live a frail and old age for hundreds of years, or live a strong and healthy life for hundreds of years?"

“Of course, it’s better to be strong and healthy, and younger,” You Suowei replied immediately.

"And if you've lived long enough, you can commit suicide, which is much better than altering the Book of Life and Death."

You Suowei: "..."

It sounds plausible, but is it really possible for someone to be so fed up with life that they choose suicide?

"Could this be fruit obtained from the Ziwei Emperor?" Pigsy exclaimed in surprise. "You really have a lot of good stuff in your hands."

Tan Wenjie nodded: "When I go to chat and drink with the gods in various places, they are the ones who prepare the fruit."

Pigsy: "..."

Even he, a pig demon, thought Tan Wenjie's eating and taking things was a bit unsightly.

Upon hearing that it was a divine fruit, You Suowei no longer hesitated and grabbed it to eat.

The drooling Yellow Eyebrows and Bull Demon King were so tempted that their mouths watered like a waterfall.

"These are Chang'e's mooncakes." Pigsy opened the box, looking at the mooncakes as if they were rare treasures. He took a reluctant bite.

"Bah bah bah!"

Pigsy's eyes were blazing with fire.

"Hey Tan, you added something to it! There's chili in it! I knew you were up to something, you pretty boy!"

"How is this possible?" Tan Wenjie stroked his chin. "Yutu said it was specially prepared for me."

"Oh, I see!" Pigsy suddenly burst into laughter. "You little rascal, you're always pestering Chang'e in the Moon Palace. She gets annoyed with you and then uses a little trick to punish you, hahaha!"

A perfect explanation, it's just a pity that Tan Wenjie didn't get to eat the mooncake.

"So that's how it is." Tan Wenjie sighed.

So pretentious! *N
In fact, Tan Wenjie already had a suspect in mind, it should be Yutu, but he didn't know why the other party was targeting him.

Having gained an unexpected windfall, You Suowei naturally took the initiative to cover the expenses of this trip.

The food was served one after another.

The delicacies of this era held little appeal for Tan Wenjie.

It's all made up of various additives. Immortals eat dragon liver and phoenix marrow and drink fine wine and nectar.

The Holy Mother of the Three Kingdoms showed even less interest in these dishes; she only occasionally ate vegetarian food and had little interest in delicacies.

She cares more about the spiritual world, for example, she is currently reading "The Fairy Couple".

There's no need to worry about waste; with Pigsy, the future Cleansing Altar Messenger, at the table, no matter how many dishes we serve, it won't be enough.

Suddenly, the Third Holy Mother said, "Why isn't Brother Tan mentioned in the book?"

Other deities are recorded to some extent, but Tan Wenjie's whereabouts have never appeared, whether in "Journey to the West" or "The Fairy Couple," or perhaps she found the novel "Investiture of the Gods."

“You said it’s a novel.” Pigsy’s mouth was stuffed full as he mumbled, “I, Old Pig, was once the most handsome man in Heaven, and my strength was unparalleled in the Three Realms, but I was still written as a complete idiot.”

Everyone: "..."

King Yellow Eyebrows couldn't help but complain, "I heard that when you were Marshal Tianpeng, the Heavenly Court hadn't even conferred titles of gods yet, and when you were a god, you were just a fatso."

"Hey, you weasel, what are you saying!"

"I'm talking about you, you shameless pig demon!"

"You want to fight, huh?"

"come!"

Just as the two sides were about to roll up their sleeves and start fighting, a chill suddenly swept over them.

Out of the corner of their eyes, they caught a glimpse of the Third Holy Mother, who was reading with her head down, calmly watching them with a gentle smile on her face.

My gaze shifted slightly to the book in the hands of the Holy Mother of the Three, especially the oil stains on the pages that clearly resembled blooming mandalas.

Their hearts skipped a beat.

"Gudong."

The atmosphere suddenly froze as someone swallowed hard.

"Has everyone finished eating?" Tan Wenjie asked at the crucial moment.

The two immediately gave Tan Wenjie a grateful look.

Although his stomach wasn't full, Pigsy nodded blindly, as if he was not only full but also really wanted to leave.

"Now that we've eaten, we should head back," Tan Wenjie said, standing up.

The others stood up with him, just like when people were leaving after having dinner with their boss.

This world can be visited at any time. We can come secretly to study it later. Coming here in a big way like this is not suitable for our actions.

With a few flashes of light, only Lu Xiaoqian and You Suowei, along with other people from the 21st century, remained.

Silly Girl was responsible for sending the person back.

"It's finally over."

Lu Xiaoqian turned to look at You Suowei, only to see You Suowei leap onto the table with the lightness of a swallow, his body as light as if riding the wind.

Unlike myself, it can scale walls and rooftops without needing any special power, and it also has a lifespan of several hundred years.

Enviable.

……

Tang Dynasty.

Several figures flashed and appeared in front of Gao Laozhuang.

"Where are those two?" After landing, Pigsy turned his head left and right, but did not see the Bull Demon King or the Yellow-Eyebrowed King.

Tan Wenjie replied, "Silly girl, send them back to their own time and space."

Just now, Pigsy was so smug that he didn't even notice the people around him, he was just happily hugging the mooncake.

"I, Old Pig, should continue to wait here for my master, hoping he will soon achieve enlightenment. Farewell, Benefactor Tan." Pigsy clasped his hands together.

The Holy Mother of the Three Saints nodded in response.

The book describes how Pigsy achieves enlightenment, but that is, after all, a vernacular novel.

"Marshal Tianpeng, you have converted to Buddhism, and you will surely achieve enlightenment in the future."

"Hahaha, of course!"

After Tan Wenjie and the Third Holy Mother flew away on their cloud, Zhu Bajie scoffed and muttered as he headed towards Gao Village.

Upon arriving at the Gao residence, he suddenly pushed open the door and shouted, "Father-in-law, I, Old Pig, am back!"

There should still be some time before Tang Sanzang arrives. This isn't because he's lustful; it's to ensure everything proceeds smoothly.

Inside Gaolaozhuang.

Just as the wealthy man Gao was enjoying a leisurely day, he suddenly heard a voice that sounded as familiar as a nightmare.

Then the door was suddenly pushed open from the outside.

The servant stumbled in: "Master...Master, something terrible has happened! That pig is back!"

"what?"

Master Gao lost his balance and fell off the stool.

"what!"

……

Tan Wenjie took Yang Chan back to the vicinity of Mount Hua.

He had just cast a spell to transform himself into a scholar when he heard the Third Holy Mother say, "Why do you always dress like a scholar?"

Tan Wenjie asked in confusion, "I've always dressed like this."

Don't fairies all like scholars' attire? This is the answer in this version.

When it comes to picking up girls, you can be lazy if you can, but you can't put your heart into it.

The Holy Mother shook her head and said, "The Taoist robe suits you better and looks more pleasing to the eye. The black robe you wore before was also very nice."

Seeing that she tightened her grip on the book "The Lotus Lantern," Tan Wenjie already had a guess in his mind.

"Then let's listen to Chan-mei."

He turned around, and his clothes changed into everyday clothes.

A smile also appeared on the face of the Holy Mother of the Three Realms.

"It seems the Seventh Princess has come looking for me," she said in surprise.

If the situation wasn't handled well, it could turn into a chaotic mess, so he decisively chose to leave.

"Then I won't go."

After parting ways with the Holy Mother of the West, Tan Wenjie prepared to continue his remaining journey to the West.

Judging by the time, it should be time for Tang Sanzang to go to Gao Village to take Zhu Bajie as his disciple.

So Zhu Bajie now has a copy of "Journey to the West" in his hands, but the journey to the West is just a process. It doesn't matter whether he knows what is going to happen or not. As long as the process is completed and there is an explanation, that's enough.

Furthermore, with Tan Wenjie's addition, the eighty-one tribulations will be greatly changed.

It’s hard to say what the future holds.

"What day is today?"

Tan Wenjie hadn't flown far when he saw a white light wrapped in auspicious clouds flying towards him from afar. (End of Chapter)