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After receiving a call from Sun Wukong, Tan Wenjie rushed over immediately.

On the surface, "Magic Phone" is an urban adventure story, but it actually involves a lot of complexities. A mobile phone from 2060 can suppress the Yellow-Eyebrowed King, fight with Pigsy, and even exchange blows with Sun Wukong.

One of the most obvious advantages of technological products is that they can be mass-produced, especially mobile phones.

One silly girl can make ten thousand machines with similar functions.

If the other side makes a move, we must retaliate.

Upon landing in 2006, Tan Wenjie and Lu Xiaoqian exchanged intelligence.

"It was Silly Girl who detected the spatial fluctuations first, and then..."

While they were chatting, Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie were busy with their own things on the other side.

"Monkey King, look at this."

Pigsy picked up the flashlight from the table.

"Snap!" The flashlight was turned on, and then "Snap!" it was turned off.

"How about it?"

"You idiot, I'm not stupid." Sun Wukong said, snatching the flashlight away. After fumbling around for a bit, he figured out how to use it.

He jumped onto the table, holding a flashlight in one hand and grabbing Pigsy's ear with the other.

"Come, come, let me see what's inside."

"Ouch, ouch, ouch," Pigsy said obsequiously. "Brother Monkey, let me tell you, there are many good things in this era, and many fruits that you've never even seen before."

"Fruit?" Sun Wukong's fiery eyes lit up. "Take me there quickly."

"Let's go now. I want to tell you, I met a girl here..."

"Hurry up and go."

Lu Xiaoqian, who was discussing countermeasures with Tan Wenjie, turned her head: "Brother Jie, they..."

"Don't worry about them."

Two immortals, nothing will happen to them.

As soon as the monkey and pig left together and reached the street, Pigsy said, "Brother Monkey, I have already become a disciple of Master and will be a Buddhist from now on. However, I still have some worldly ties to settle here and want to see her one last time."

"Hehehe, you~" Sun Wukong raised his hand and poked Zhu Bajie.

"Brother Monkey, you are the Great Sage Equal to Heaven. Nothing can stop you from going up to heaven or down to earth. You should be able to wander around by yourself without any problems, right?"

"Of course." Sun Wukong waved his hand. "You should hurry up and go!"

After Pigsy flew away, Monkey King flew through the air on a cloud, and then his gaze was drawn to an orchard.

Upon landing, one sees a sign that reads "Green Fruit and Vegetable Planting Base".

Although the characters were somewhat strange, it didn't stop Sun Wukong from guessing how to read them.

Realizing he had come to the right place, Sun Wukong chuckled and mingled into the planting base. As soon as he entered, he saw a lush green peach tree, laden with fruit even larger than the peaches in the Queen Mother of the West's Peach Garden.

"It was definitely worth the trip."

After circling around, Sun Wukong discovered that all the fruits here were plump and round, and none of them had wormholes.

I picked a fruit, held it to my nose, and smelled it.

"What does it smell like?"

It has a slightly pungent smell.

However, when he turned his head and saw the words "Poison-free Fruits" hanging on the tree, he immediately felt relieved.

The two worlds are different, and the fruits smell different too, which is understandable.

One bite and the fruit is crisp and juicy.

He ate with increasing relish, unable to stop...

the other side.

"Brother Jie, what's your plan?" Lu Xiaoqian asked sincerely.

This guy is Sun Wukong's senior brother, and he can even take Erlang Shen's sister around. He's definitely a top-tier figure. If a major battle that can't be controlled really happens, he might be able to pull all the gods and Buddhas in the sky over.

Moreover, from his conversation with Zhu Bajie, it can be heard that although Zhu Bajie and Tan Wenjie do not get along, he acknowledges that Tan Wenjie has great magical power and that his ability to cause havoc in the Heavenly Palace is his most outstanding and impressive resume.

As a deity, Lu Xiaoqian certainly wouldn't act as radically as Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong. He still held the attitude of looking after his juniors towards people from the future.

"Take as many as come!"

"what?"

"Then launch a counterattack!"

"what??"

"Then, we'll directly take over their R&D department... cough cough, I mean destroy their R&D department. These machines are still too dangerous; we can't control them."

Lu Xiaoqian hesitated before asking, "Did you mean to just rob me?"

He intends to retract his previous assessment, saying that Tan Wenjie's style of doing things is even more radical than that of Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie.

"I absolutely did not intend to do that."

"Silly girl, let's test whether Brother Jie is lying."

Silly Girl shook her head: "Unable to detect. He is surrounded by a very tight energy field, which refuses to allow information to enter."

"I have no need to lie." Tan Wenjie waved his hand domineeringly. "You asked me for help, and I responded by uprooting the enemy army. As for those military forces, they can be used to arm the Three Realms and maintain world peace."

Lu Xiaoqian: "But I think..."

"You think it's fun to play the role of a superhero, being the only god," Tan Wenjie shook his head. "Have you ever thought that once you appear as a superhero, a second one will appear?"

"I haven't thought about it." Lu Xiaoqian shook her head decisively.

It's clear from the fact that after Lu Xiaoqian got the silly girl, all he thought about was becoming a superhero and continuing to work to earn money that he had no plan at all.

It would be a waste for the silly girl to be in his hands. Tan Wenjie didn't fight for the silly girl because mass production machines don't require that much trouble.

"Wait, Brother Jie, you know about God too?"

"I've even fought with Satan."

"So...did they win?"

"What do you say?"

Lu Xiaoqian: O_O
It turns out my own family's deity is so powerful.

For some reason, Lu Xiaoqian had a strong feeling that this time it seemed like they had it in the bag again.

Suddenly, Tan Wenjie raised his right hand, and golden light flew out from his palm, hovering in the air.

"Senior brother, senior brother~ Ouch, ouch!" Sun Wukong cried out in pain.

"Wukong, what's wrong with you?" Tan Wenjie asked, somewhat surprised.

Given Sun Wukong's strength, even dozens of silly girls attacking together might not be a match for him. Could it be that he sent a large army to attack in 2060?
"The peaches here, the peaches here are weird, my stomach hurts."

"Where are you?" Lu Xiaoqian asked.

Sun Wukong answered haltingly, "Green, green fruit and vegetable planting base."

"Silly girl, location!"

“Sun Wukong’s location has been found. It’s 50 kilometers away from here, and it takes about 2 minutes to fly there.”

Just as Lu Xiaoqian was about to set off with Tan Wenjie, he was stopped by Tan Wenjie's shoulder.

Then, in a flash, his body soared through the clouds. Having been flying for so long, Lu Xiaoqian almost couldn't react to the thrill of high-speed flight.

When he came to his senses, his feet were already on the ground.

My legs felt a little weak, and I almost lost my balance.

Turning around again, it seems this is a fruit and vegetable base.

Lu Xiaoqian's voice was still trembling slightly.

"Brother Jie, do all immortals fly like this?"

"This is slow. Let's go check on Wukong first."

They found Sun Wukong rolling on the ground, clutching his stomach, in the peach grove.

"Silly girl, get treatment."

A green light enveloped Sun Wukong, slowly healing his abdominal pain.

Tan Wenjie then turned to look at the sign hanging on the fruit tree next to him.

The sign above reads "Poison-free Fruits".

He picked a peach, sniffed it, and frowned.

"The smell of pesticides is so strong."

But could Sun Wukong be knocked out by pesticide?
It seems that Sun Wukong's strength has been weakened quite a bit since he came here from the Journey to the West world.

Sun Wukong stood up, rubbing his stomach. He saw Tan Wenjie sniffing the peaches and said, "I, Old Sun, also smelled something was wrong. I only dared to eat them after reading that they were labeled as non-poisonous. Who knew they were really poisonous?"

"You've really suffered because you're educated."

"By the way, where's Pigsy?" Lu Xiaoqian asked.

"He said he was going to see his confidante and left first," Sun Wukong waved his hand.

After his stomachache subsided, he felt a bit hungry again.

Lu Xiaoqian: "..." Just as he expected.

It was already evening when Pigsy returned.

“I’ll listen to my senior brother,” Sun Wukong readily agreed.

“I, Old Pig, will listen to…” Pigsy glanced at Tan Wenjie and said, “I will listen to my eldest brother.”

Lu Xiaoqian looked at Tan Wenjie: "Brother Jie?"

Tan Wenjie pondered for a moment and then said, "Wait!"

The year 2060 they're heading to might be a parallel universe. To avoid any accidents, we should focus our attacks on the one that's showing signs of life.

"wait?"

"Everyone connect to 'Silly Girl,' scan for signals, and deal with the nearest target. If you can catch them, catch them; if you can't, kill them."

"Okay!" This time, no one raised any objections except for Lu Xiaoqian.

As for Lu Xiaoqian's objections, they were unilaterally suppressed by Tan Wenjie.

If he were to ramble on a bit more, he would be ready to initiate the pre-battle judgment process.

"Silly girl, come help me with something."

Tan Wenjie waved to the silly girl with a smile.

"What help?"

"I'll try to figure out how to crash your computer."

"Brother Jie, wait!" Lu Xiaoqian was startled. "What if that silly girl..."

"Certainly."

Tan Wenjie casually flicked his finger, freezing Lu Xiaoqian in place.

The silly girl next to him almost instinctively tried to break the immobilization spell, but the huge difference in energy between the two made all of her actions futile.

"She has indeed developed self-awareness." Tan Wenjie looked at the silly girl.

Sun Wukong chimed in, "She should be considered a monster now."

Pigsy: "A cell phone demon? A cell phone can turn into a monster?"

Sun Wukong: "All things have spirits, and anything can turn into a monster. I was born from a crack in a rock."

This may be why people from the future in 2060 have their eyes on this place.

"How do you want me to help?" the silly girl asked.

Asking questions means that Silly Girl has the ability to think rationally, weigh the pros and cons, and analyze the relationship between the two parties.

“I have many spells,” Tan Wenjie said. “I want to test which ones will work for you and which ones won’t, and then you’ll need to produce a data report.”

“Okay,” the silly girl said confidently. “I have 2 GB of storage space, which is enough to analyze your data.”

"Only 20,000?" Tan Wenjie was surprised.

It's only 20T.

Silly girl, your memory isn't that big, don't let yourself crash it with one mistake.

Tan Wenjie took a few steps back, a golden bow appeared in his left hand, and a silver bullet was condensed in his right hand.

It was as if the stars in the sky had gathered and were held in his fingertips.

Pigsy's eyes widened: "What has this kid been doing for the past few hundred years? How has he become even stronger?"

He was certain that if it had been Tan Wenjie, the man who caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace back then, the Jade Emperor's position would have truly been changed.

As Tan Wenjie released his finger, a silver meteor grazed the top of the silly girl's head and flew into the deep universe.

……

In the morning, the bus stop was crowded with people waiting to catch a bus to work.

"Whoosh-"

A flash of silver light appeared overhead.

Passengers waiting for the bus were used to this.

"Hey, here we go again."

Those with time to spare might grumble a bit, while those without would bury their heads in their newspapers.

Two men and a woman stealthily approached the queue for the bus. The man in the lead, with a buzz cut, had a cigar in his mouth and was wearing a tight-fitting tank top. The man and woman behind him followed obediently.

"Remember our principles," he instructed the two of them.

"Do we thieves have principles?" the skinny man following behind asked in confusion.

The only girl nodded in agreement.

"Our principle is to steal cell phones."

"..."X2
"The car is here, get in."

A large group of people squeezed onto the bus. The three men, with their distinctive demeanor, successfully secured three seats in the back. As the bus lurched forward with a clang, the three men immediately began to look for their targets with furtive glances.

"boom!"

The bus shook violently.

The driver slammed on the brakes, and the car screeched and slid a considerable distance.

"Oh dear, what happened?"

"Don't want to die?"

"How come someone fell from the sky?"

The crowd inside the car was in a state of high spirits.

A woman with long hair and a red leather skirt, expressionless, braced herself against the front of the bus, forcibly stopping it with her body.

"Silly girl?!" X3
The woman in the red leather midriff-baring skirt walked to the bus and opened the bus door.

Their target was clear: three petty thieves.

"Xiao Wu, Fei Yan, don't you guys think that Silly Girl seems a little off?"

"I think she's here to take us in."

"Not that much."

The expressionless woman in the red leather skirt said, "An object that has been in contact with the target has been detected. Arrest proceeds."

"They've really come to arrest us, run!"

The three of them opened the bus window and jumped out. The bus was already packed with people, but the woman in the red leather skirt forced her way in.

Her action stirred up the crowd.

"What's wrong with you, girl?"

"Hey, stop pushing!"

"Hey, I'm talking to you..."

"boom!"

A powerful gust of air burst forth, and the trio of thieves who had just jumped out of the bus window noticed the bus suddenly lurch forward.

Then came a cacophony of screams and noise.

People rushed out of the car and fled in a panic.

"They're here, they're coming for us!"

"What do we do? She can fly!"

The red figure hovered in the air, its gaze sweeping around before locking onto the trio who were trying to slip away in the chaos.

He swung his arms and swooped down.

The three of them instinctively crouched down, covering their heads, when they heard a loud "boom".

"Hmm?" The three looked up.

A fat man wearing a floral shirt and carrying a rake stood in front of them, still in the posture of swinging the rake.

As for the woman who charged at them menacingly, she was now embedded in the wall of a restaurant across the street.

"Young lady, are you alright?" The restaurant owner came out and asked with concern.

The proprietress also came out: "What happened?"

"A girl, I don't know what hit her," the shopkeeper said, pointing to the girl in the red leather skirt on the wall. "I don't know if she's dead or alive."

"Hurry up and save people!"

"Crack—" The girl on the wall trembled.

Land on both feet.

As she tried to move forward, she found her arm still stuck in the wall. So, expressionless, she shook her arm, and the entire wall collapsed with a "bang".

Without a word, he leaped across the road, flying in an arc towards the figure carrying a rake on the other side.

The owner, his wife, and passersby were left staring in disbelief.

Then, the figure opposite them swung a rake and slammed it back at the girl in the red leather skirt, sending her crashing into the ruins.

"Ah!!" The belatedly realizing what was happening, the crowd screamed and ran in all directions. (End of Chapter)