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"you!"

When the Yellow-Eyebrowed King saw Tan Wenjie's face clearly, his body trembled violently.

His memories involuntarily returned to his first meeting with Tan Wenjie at Lingshan. He remembered that it was Buddha who invited Tan Wenjie to preach at Leiyin Temple.

These children and mounts who escaped to the mortal realm knew very well who they could mess with and who they couldn't.

Yang Chan, who was standing next to Tan Wenjie, stared curiously at the Yellow-Eyebrowed King: "Howling Celestial Dog?"

The aura on his body is different, but his appearance is too similar.

"It's the Celestial Hound again!"

The fear in Yellow-Eyebrowed King's heart vanished instantly. With a strange cry of "Woo-ah!" he charged at Tan Wenjie, hammer in hand.

In heaven, what is respected is status and power, but this is more than a thousand years later, there are no gods or Buddhas, so what does King Yellow Eyebrows have to fear?

Sun Wukong is no match for him, so he might not necessarily lose if he really fought Tan Wenjie.

Bystanders stared wide-eyed at the spectacle.

"Is it for a movie shoot?"

"It looks like he's on wires, flying so high."

Where is the camera?

The wind was strong; even before the person arrived, its fierce force had already rushed towards them.

Before Tan Wenjie could make a move, a bright light flashed in the hand of the Third Holy Mother standing beside him. She held the Lotus Lantern and unleashed a divine light, freezing the Yellow-Eyebrowed King in mid-air, unable to move.

With another wave of his hand, King Yellow Eyebrows screamed as he was smashed to the ground, unable to move.

"Holy Mother, spare me! Holy Mother, spare me!" King Yellow Eyebrows begged for mercy.

Lu Xiaoqian, who was watching from the sidelines, was stunned.

He had previously thought Tan Wenjie was impressive. Although he had heard of the story of the Third Holy Mother, he only knew that she had a very powerful son named Chenxiang. He never expected that the Third Holy Mother herself could subdue Huang Mei with a wave of her hand.

The helper I found this time might be more reliable than I imagined.

Tan Wenjie walked up to Huang Mei, squatted down, and searched Huang Mei the Great's body thoroughly.

The human-shaped bag, the mallet, and the golden bowl are all top-notch treasures.

He adopted a serious expression and said sternly, "Yellow-Eyebrowed Boy, how dare you! You actually stole the treasure of the Buddha of the East and descended to the mortal realm."

"Wait, you can't take it."

Seeing that Tan Wenjie had actually taken away the magic treasures from his body, Huang Mei struggled to get up, but with his abilities, trying to fight against the power of the Lotus Lantern was nothing short of a pipe dream.

"This is merely a temporary confiscation of stolen goods!"

With a cold snort, Tan Wenjie stuffed the magic weapon into his pocket without any psychological pressure.

Since there are no traces of deities here, Maitreya Buddha should not be able to take the magic treasure either, so it must be an unclaimed item.

There's always an unspoken rule when it comes to unclaimed items: first come, first served!

"Brother Tan," Lu Xiaoqian stepped forward, "Now that you've dealt with Huang Mei, when are you going to capture the Bull Demon King?"

"solve?"

Tan Wenjie turned to look at the Yellow-Eyebrowed King on the ground.

Huang Mei, whose gaze was fixed on him, trembled and said, "Your Majesty, you've already taken the magic treasures, so there's no need to kill me. When I get back, I promise I won't say anything. I'll just tell my master that the magic treasures were accidentally lost."

"Haha, Ah Huang, you're overthinking it."

Huang Mei definitely cannot be killed; if he is killed, he will never be able to return.

Moreover, the Yellow-Eyebrowed King of this world is actually a celestial dog disguised as a weasel, posing very little threat.

"Hehehe." Huang Mei chuckled ingratiatingly.

But then Tan Wenjie said, "If I just kill you and bury you here, do you think the Buddha of the East would know?"

Huang Mei's smile froze on his face.

"..."

"I was just kidding you."

"Hehe." Huang Mei's smile was very forced.

At least I survived.

After the Lotus Lantern lifted its restraints and Huang Mei regained her freedom, she did not immediately run away, but waited obediently.

Anyone who has spent some time in the heavens knows Tan Wenjie's strength and achievements. He has been almost undefeated since becoming an immortal, and he is ruthless. He even dared to suppress the Jade Emperor's son under the mountain.

If you are their enemy, it's fine if you can escape, but if you can't, you're doomed.

"Do you know where the Bull Demon King is?" Tan Wenjie asked.

"Yes, yes, yes!" Huang Mei nodded repeatedly, feeling relieved, thinking to himself that it was just a small matter.

“Take us to him.”

Tan Wenjie wanted to stay in the 21st century for a while longer. Now that he had Sha Niu in his hands, even without Lu Xiaoqian's prototype machine, which had the same functions, he could still freely travel between the two worlds.

With a safety net in place, he acted decisively and swiftly.

When Huang Mei led the group to the location of the Bull Demon King, they unexpectedly found no one there.

The office was deserted, with only a faint trace of demonic energy remaining in the room, proving that the Bull Demon King had indeed once hidden here.

"Escape!"

"Could it be that the Heaven and Earth can track us across thousands of miles?" Tan Wenjie asked Huang Mei.

The Third Holy Mother beside her couldn't help but raise the corners of her mouth: "He's not the Howling Celestial Dog, how could he possibly be?"

Huang Mei: “…”

He felt a little angry, but seeing and feeling the pressure emanating from Tan Wenjie, he could only obediently answer.

"will not."

"I'll send you to the God of Justice for proper instruction another day, and you'll learn quickly."

"Emperor, please spare my life!"

Huang Mei's legs went weak and he almost knelt down.

What's the difference between delivering yourself before the God of Justice and being sentenced to death?

"Don't scare him, he looks stupid," the Third Holy Mother advised from the side.

Huang Mei nodded vigorously in agreement.

In the past, if someone called him stupid, he would definitely rush over and tear them apart, but now Huang Mei only wants to kowtow to the Third Holy Mother.

"Since Sister Chan has said so," Tan Wenjie paced back and forth in his office.

After a while, he sighed, "The Bull Demon King is indeed cautious, but he can't be found in the sky, on the ground, or even in the sea. The only way to find him is to burrow underground."

at the same time.

Underground, a figure swiftly moved through the earth.

"So close, so very close."

The Bull Demon King trembled; he almost got bumped by Tan Wenjie.

Others may not know Tan Wenjie's strength, but as a demon king, how could he not know? For example, hundreds of years ago, a fire brick fell from the sky, forming the Flaming Mountain that stretched for eight hundred miles, which happened to be within his territory. Yet Tan Wenjie came and went freely without ever giving a word.

Several times, the Bull Demon King wanted to meet Tan Wenjie, but his wife stopped him each time, telling him not to go if he didn't want to die.

Therefore, no matter how long Tan Wenjie wandered around the Flaming Mountains for the entire 800-mile stretch, he never saw the owner of the Flaming Mountains.

Soon, light began to flicker in front of him, and the Bull Demon King was overjoyed, thinking that he had escaped.

Unexpectedly, the light, after rapidly contracting, formed a narrow basement room with a single door.

Tan Wenjie was sitting in the room at that moment, waving at the Bull Demon King.

"Come."

"Yes."

The Bull Demon King obediently walked over.

It's like a street thug encountering a gang leader; he doesn't dare to breathe loudly.

As for a sneak attack after getting close, the Bull Demon King never even considered it.

How did you come to this era?

"Your Majesty, I secretly slipped away with Silly Girl."

Why are they targeting you?

"Because this little demon wants to refine an elixir of immortality, and this elixir must draw nutrients from the Earth's interior." The Bull Demon King glossed over the environmental destruction and turned around to say, "One elixir can add ten thousand years to one's lifespan." He was trying to use this method to win over Tan Wenjie.

"Only ten thousand years?" Tan Wenjie shook his head.

The peaches of immortality, ginseng fruits, fine wines, and elixirs he consumed increased far more than just his lifespan.

A mere pill that adds ten thousand years to one's lifespan holds no appeal for him.

The side effects of elixirs are uncertain, and the slight increase in lifespan is less useful than simply taking out the Book of Life and Death and making a few more strokes in it.

He casually stuffed the pill into his pocket.

Bull Demon King: "Hey, um, um..."

Should we ask for the money or not?

Tan Wenjie had already raised his hand and patted the Bull Demon King on the shoulder: "Old Bull, this era is not suitable for you. Come back with me. It's so nice to have a wife, kids, and a warm bed."

"I……"

"Chanmei!"

If even half a sentence was inappropriate, Tan Wenjie had no intention of continuing the conversation. He stepped back and called out the name of the Third Holy Mother.

The Third Holy Mother, who had been preparing for a long time, immediately entered battle mode.

hum-

The Lotus Lantern emitted divine light.

The light looked very gentle, landing lightly on the Bull Demon King and quickly expanding to wrap around his arms, locking him in place and rendering him unable to move.

"I understand, little demon! Show mercy under the lamp!" the Bull Demon King hurriedly shouted.

Lu Xiaoqian, who had followed them over, had already widened her eyes.

Is that docile little cat-like creature really the Bull Demon King?

It was over before the fight even started.

As the magic power slowly loosened, the Bull Demon King immediately said, "This little demon just wanted to go back and visit home. I'm homesick. I wonder if I could trouble Your Majesty..."

"Wait, then."

"Yes."

The matter was thus resolved satisfactorily.

Apart from Tan Wenjie having Huang Mei and Niu Mowang as bodyguards, everyone else was very satisfied with the trip.

Hotel, box.

Tan Wenjie sat down and discovered that two other people had arrived uninvited.

Especially Pigsy, who had already pulled out a chair and sat down, waiting for the food to be served.

"Let me tell you, this place has a really delicious dish called..."

Tan Wenjie cleared his throat: "Ahem, Marshal Tianpeng, what's going on?"

“Lord Tan, we’ve served the Heavenly Court together and fought side by side,” Pigsy said. “Now that we’ve come this far, we should be considered fellow countrymen. If you’re from the same hometown, why don’t you treat me to a meal?”

"please."

Since things had come to this point, Tan Wenjie couldn't very well refuse.

"Hehe, you said it yourself."

Lu Xiaoqian, standing to the side, asked with some concern, "Master Tan, do you have any money on you?"

"Of course."

"Don't you dare say it's a gold ingot, those things don't work here." Lu Xiaoqian shook his head and took out a banknote from his pocket. "You need this."

"Gold is useless? I've never heard of that."

With a flick of his wrist, Tan Wenjie revealed a small stack of gold on the table.

"Go and invite someone to collect the gold," he instructed the Bull Demon King.

"Yes, I'll go find someone right away."

They come to your door to collect gold, refine and test it, and then count the money on the spot.

Lu Xiaoqian, who witnessed this scene, felt a sense of disbelief.

"So gold really can be spent."

The food was served very quickly.

Tan Wenjie noticed that Yang Chan's condition was a bit off.

"Chanmei?"

He turned to look at the picture book in Yang Chan's hand.

"The Lotus Lantern?"

Oh no, the Holy Mother herself has seen the comic book version of Lotus Lantern.

As a well-known story, it will surely be confirmed if the Holy Mother of the Three Realms is willing to investigate.

Then look at the Third Holy Mother Yang Chan, whose gaze also fell on Tan Wenjie. After their eyes met, she awkwardly looked away.

"This must be made up."

She pointed to the contents above and said:
"My second brother would never do such a thing, trapping me under Mount Hua!"

Tan Wenjie: "..."

Those who had also read it, including Pigsy and the Bull Demon King, were speechless.

Why don't you say that you would never secretly marry an ordinary person and have children?

Huang Mei was full of questions. Even though he came to this era, he never thought of finding a copy of "Journey to the West" to read.

"And they even said I've fallen in love with a scholar named Liu Yanchang!" Yang Chan became a little anxious. "I... umm..."

Her eyes widened as she realized that Tan Wenjie had covered her mouth, preventing her from saying anything more.

Tan Wenjie said, "Don't plant flags randomly."

After withdrawing his hand, he subtly wiped the drool from his palm, acting perfectly normal as if nothing had happened.

Yang Chan was a little embarrassed, her cheeks flushed, and she buried her face in the cup, blowing air into it.

In his eyes, the story of "The Lotus Lantern" was too different from everything he had experienced.

“If you’re interested in our era, you can read a copy of 'Journey to the West,'” Pigsy suggested. “It tells the story of the four of us, master and disciples, on our journey to the Western Paradise to obtain Buddhist scriptures. I’ve changed my name to Zhu Wujing and my Buddhist name is Bajie.”

He was quite pleased with himself.

Anyone who knows they will eventually go to the Western Paradise to achieve enlightenment, or even reads about the various difficulties they will encounter in the future through novels, will have a huge change in mindset.

"Pigsy?" Yang Chan was somewhat bewildered.

When Pigsy presented her with "Journey to the West," she immediately lowered her head and began to gnaw on it.

With the reading habits that Tan Wenjie had cultivated in her through various novels and comics, coupled with her superhuman reading ability, she read incredibly fast. Before all the dishes had even been served, Yang Chan had already finished reading "Journey to the West".

She breathed a sigh of relief when she discovered that many of the stories were different.

After all, one of them was a black bear spirit, but that black bear spirit was actually subdued by him and Tan Wenjie together.

There are other things, bits and pieces.

"They are all just stories made up by ordinary people, unbelievable, completely unbelievable."

While saying it was unbelievable, he secretly turned his head and glanced at Tan Wenjie twice.

Since "Journey to the West" is a fictional story, then "The Lotus Lantern" must also be fake. In any case, she had no interest in Liu Yanchang, and she certainly didn't want to be locked up at the bottom of the mountain by her second brother after giving birth to a son.

"Xiao Qian?"

A girl passing by spotted Lu Xiaoqian sitting in a private room and took the initiative to greet him.

Seeing that there were many people in the room, and that they looked strange, she greeted them and tried to leave.

“Hua Mei, you…” Lu Xiaoqian hesitated, wanting to say a few words.

"I came with Mr. You to discuss business," the girl named Huamei explained.

Lu Xiaoqian said "Oh" and nodded.

But a voice had already come in.

"Xiaoqian, you're here too."

A face that Tan Wenjie and Yang Chan were extremely familiar with appeared before them.

Yang Chan stared wide-eyed at the newcomer, her voice filled with disbelief: "Second Brother?" (End of Chapter)