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"Stop, stop, stop! I lost!" Lu Xiaoqian begged for mercy as she was being lifted up.

Even when facing the Yellow-Eyebrowed King and the Bull Demon King, he was never so powerless to resist.

Tan Wenjie's hand gripped him like an iron cage. The silly girl's strength was not imprisoned, but no matter how much she struggled, she could not break free.

It was as if the other party was an indestructible steel wall, calmly accepting the impact.

Especially after the information detected by Silly Girl clearly indicated that Tan Wenjie was only using physical strength and not any magic or energy, Lu Xiaoqian immediately gave up.

The gap in strength is no longer something he can overcome with a few clever tricks.

Upon hearing this, Tan Wenjie indeed put it down, then raised his hand and gently patted Lu Xiaoqian's shoulder.

"Let's go to your world and bring the Bull Demon King back."

He is such a person who keeps his promises.

"Wait, I just had a fight with you, silly girl, and I'm out of energy. I need to sunbathe for a while." A string of green code emerged from Lu Xiaoqian's body and condensed into a strange, transparent little doll in his hand.

This is the Silly Girl, a Chinese-brand mobile phone from 2060.

At the same time, the fragile code that bound Tan Wenjie's magic power was also extracted from his body and taken away.

Tan Wenjie looked at the phone with great interest. There was a time when he also wanted to have a phone with a girlfriend-like plug-in, which could fight and defend, perfectly matching his wishes.

However, he is now far superior to the silly girl, and the other party seems to have become useless.

Researching the silly girl seems absolutely necessary. If she could be technologically integrated with the armor he created in the Justice League, it would definitely reach the level of a magical artifact from a purely technological standpoint.

After all, the silly girl could fight Sun Wukong, and her strength had surpassed that of most of the gods and demons in the world.

He easily took the silly girl from Lu Xiaoqian's hand.

"Hey! Hey!" Lu Xiaoqian was startled.

Even when the silly girl's power was fully on him, he couldn't react to Tan Wenjie's speed in time, let alone now that he has become an ordinary person.

"Is sunbathing enough?" Tan Wenjie asked.

"Ah, yes."

"Let me help you dry it in the sun."

As Tan Wenjie spoke, he took the silly girl and soared into the sky, disappearing without a trace in the blink of an eye.

"Brother Pig, he...he...he..."

Lu Xiaoqian was so frightened that she couldn't speak coherently.

"Xiao Qian, don't worry," Pigsy comforted her instead. "That Tan fellow is very powerful; no one can take the silly girl away from him."

"But silly girl, she..."

"He doesn't know the silly girl's password, what are you afraid of?"

"Yes."

Upon hearing this, Lu Xiaoqian breathed a sigh of relief.

"He doesn't have a password to unlock the phone, hahaha."

……

"Please enter your power-on password."

Above the sea of ​​clouds.

Sunlight shone on Silly Girl, and her crystal body began to shimmer rapidly. Silly Girl had entered a fast-charging state.

"I love you," Tan Wenjie said calmly, revealing the login password.

"Password correct... Please select mode."

"Live action mode."

The crystal doll in her hand disappeared, transforming into a pretty young girl wearing a red leather jacket.

"Silly girl?"

"I'm a silly girl."

At this moment, Silly Girl's expression was somewhat unnatural, but she still firmly adhered to the program settings and identified Tan Wenjie as the user.

"Change your expression."

"cool!"

"Change again."

"sorrow."

"Change!"

"happy."

"Expressionless."

He approached the silly girl, raised his hand and pinched her body to make a preliminary judgment based on touch.

It's very realistic.

The seamless switching between the two forms is not a transformation spell, but rather a mutual conversion between matter and life.

"Transfer your abilities to me."

He wanted to experience what Lu Xiaoqian felt like.

The system was updating at the moment, and detailed data could not be seen. Tan Wenjie could only sense a considerable force surging into his body through his physical perception.

Similar to how data and code transformed into chains and burrowed into his body before, the difference this time it felt like a new bone was taking root inside him, mimicking his magic and trying to merge with him.

Tan Wenjie's heart skipped a beat.

"rub!"

A fair arm emerged from his shoulder.

He quickly entered his three-headed, six-armed form, transforming into a heroic and majestic war god.

However, this was not the end. Another arm grew out, but this one was rather abrupt.

"really."

He understood that after the silly girl simulated his magic and merged with him, she had become a part of him.

The most obvious sign is that he has two extra arms.

Three heads and eight arms!

These two arms can pick up the weapons and magical artifacts they are bound to, and are almost indistinguishable from real arms. However, they are far superior to three heads and six arms in terms of the force that draws out magic power and physical strength. With the energy stored inside the silly girl, she simply cannot support them.

Tan Wenjie put away his three heads and eight arms and took out the Justice Armor.

This is the most advanced armor ever assembled. It may look ordinary, but it actually incorporates the top technology of Apokolips and is enhanced by various superheroes. Even if an alien fleet were to invade, this armor could instantly take over the command position of the fleet and carry out defection or even more terrifying attacks.

"Copy all your information and data onto this armor, including all your memories."

"Yes."

The silly girl didn't hesitate at all.

A torrent of green code information flooded into the armor, and the whole process took longer than expected.

Finally, the silly girl reminded her, "Copying complete."

A mechanical voice came from the Justice Armor: "Please set a power-on password."

"Use the same password as the previous armor."

"Yes."

His previous password was far more secure than the silly girl's verbal password, with multiple layers of encryption, and it was also bound to his magical artifacts and powers.

"Enter live mode?"

"no."

He already has enough beautiful women around him, so he doesn't need another one.

An invisible mechanical butler is always more useful than having a beautiful girl standing next to you.

Thinking of this, Tan Wenjie gave another instruction: "Delete my previous feelings for Silly Girl."

"Yes."

Tan Wenjie then looked at the silly girl who was tilting her head.

"Delete everything you just saw."

"Yes."

Both "Silly Girls" were running simultaneously, and after a relatively short period of time, they both stopped.

Silly Girl has turned back into a crystal doll, and the Justice Armor is quietly floating beside Tan Wenjie.

"come over."

Tan Wenjie beckoned, and the armor immediately split open, slowly climbing up his body until it completely enveloped him.

The armor mask popped open, revealing Tan Wenjie's face.

"very good."

The entire suit of armor vanished without a trace, just like the previous material transformation, turning into a bracelet that was attached to Tan Wenjie's wrist. It could then be transformed into a brooch, hairpin, or other items at will.

Tan Wenjie casually grabbed the crystal doll that was floating nearby and flew towards the ground.

"How are you now? Do you have enough energy?" Tan Wenjie tossed the silly girl to Lu Xiaoqian.

Lu Xiaoqian tried to catch it in a flurry, but failed.

Everyone present heard a girl scream "Ah—!" As the silly crystal doll fell to the ground, the girl also cried out in pain, "Ouch!"

"Silly girl." Lu Xiaoqian quickly picked up the silly girl and wiped her with his sleeve.

She wanted to glare at Tan Wenjie, but didn't dare. So she walked to the side with a wronged expression and lowered her voice to enter the login password.

"Brother Xiaoqian".

The silly girl appeared in her real form and happily bounced around Lu Xiaoqian.

Did she truly develop her own feelings, or was she simply imitating?

After all, for high-tech devices like Silly Girl, simulating and disguising oneself as a normal person is not a difficult task.

Tan Wenjie, standing to the side, observed with great interest.

He would definitely be unwilling to date his phone, but his interest would greatly increase if he watched others do so.

"Silly girl, he didn't do anything to you, did he?" Lu Xiaoqian asked.

The silly girl shook her head: "No, I just sunbathed up there."

Tan Wenjie: "..."

He had a strong sense of déjà vu at that moment.

The plot of "The Corrupted Cellphone" or "The Incompetent Cellphone Owner" played out in my mind.

After confirming that the silly girl was alright, Lu Xiaoqian immediately transferred all her power to himself. Watching others fly around was nothing compared to being a flying person himself.

"Is everyone ready?" Lu Xiaoqian asked.

Besides Zhu Bajie, there are also Tan Wenjie and the Third Holy Mother, with the Third Holy Mother acting as an onlooker who wants to join in the fun.

Having another expert would increase the chances of success, so Lu Xiaoqian did not refuse.

"Let's go."

After receiving everyone's nods, a burst of intense light suddenly erupted from Lu Xiaoqian's body, tearing open the space-time tunnel in front of him.

Then there was another "whoosh," and Tan Wenjie and the others all disappeared.

Outside Gao Laozhuang, it was as if nothing had happened.

Meanwhile, Tan Wenjie and the others had already appeared in the time tunnel.

"Where is this place?" Yang Chan instinctively grabbed Tan Wenjie's arm, trying to find a sense of security.

"This is a time tunnel," Lu Xiaoqian explained. "Don't fall in! Even though you are immortals, if you fall into an unknown era, I can't guarantee I can bring you back."

"Don't worry." Pigsy laughed heartily, then turned to tease Tan Wenjie, only to find Yang Chan standing right next to him.

Pooh!
That fairy is so shallow. She's just a pretty boy. How can she compare to my own charm with my fat head and big ears?

He was cursing under his breath, but smiling on the outside.

In the blink of an eye, they had jumped out of the time tunnel.

"Drip-drip-"

A car drove by.

Ahead, traffic was heavy, and the road on the ground kicked up dust as the cars drove by.

In the distance are tall buildings.

"Welcome to 2006, which is more than a thousand years in the future, from your time," Lu Xiaoqian said with a smile.

Coming to their home turf, they shouldn't be as pathetic as before.

"Whoosh-"

Without saying a word, Tan Wenjie soared into the sky.

"Whoosh-"

The Three Holy Mothers followed closely behind, and amidst the exclamations of the passersby, the two completely disappeared into the horizon, leaving only the rapidly rolling clouds behind.

"What do we do now?" Lu Xiaoqian scratched his head and looked at Zhu Bajie.

“You brought these people, so don’t ask me about them,” Pigsy said immediately.

He could talk badly about Tan Wenjie behind his back for three days and three nights, but finding him by his own ability was too difficult and tiring. Old Pig was unwilling to do this job.

"Silly girl, help me search for Tan Wenjie and the Third Holy Mother."

"Scanning..."

"Scanning..."

"Scan failed, Tan Wenjie and the Third Holy Mother not found."

Lu Xiaoqian's eyes widened.

Hopefully, those two deities won't cause too much of a commotion.

In just a short while, the two had vanished without a trace.

Tan Wenjie and the Three Holy Mothers have arrived in deep space.

There is no oxygen here, and all that remains is endless darkness.

“This used to be the location of the South Heavenly Gate,” Tan Wenjie said.

The Third Holy Mother, who had followed, also nodded slightly.

They frequently travel to the Heavenly Court, and they can get lost even with their eyes closed.

This area right now should be where the South Heavenly Gate is located.

Tan Wenjie did some calculations and finally came to the conclusion that the South Heavenly Gate never existed in this place, and there was no Heavenly Court at all.

“It seems we’ve run into a bit of a mishap,” Tan Wenjie said. “This isn’t a thousand years in the future, like in our time.”

The Holy Mother looked at him with suspicion, awaiting the final answer.

In fact, the Third Holy Mother, whose magical powers were extremely sensitive, sensed something was amiss as soon as she arrived in this world.

"This is a completely different time and space. Lu Xiaoqian and the others just accidentally ended up in our place while traveling through time and space."

There was no Book of Life and Death here, and no one guarded it, neither in heaven nor on earth. When Tan Wenjie used his magic to investigate, he also failed to detect the slightest trace of what a deity should have.

This is a peculiar world where there are no gods, but where technology is highly advanced.

Perhaps it was Silly Girl's "protagonist destiny" that allowed her to successfully connect the two worlds, linking Journey to the West with this world.

"Chanmei, how about we go to the comic book store?"

"Are they all comics?"

"It has everything."

Saving the world is not something to rush into.

On the streets of 2006, a handsome man and a beautiful woman attracted a lot of attention.

These two are Tan Wenjie and the Third Holy Mother, who have traveled to the "future world".

They browsed the newsstands and went to bookstores and other places. Finally, Tan Wenjie brought the Three Holy Mothers to a hamburger shop.

The Holy Mother of the Three Kingdoms held an ice cream cone and ate it with great relish.

Who says fairies don't like junk food?

"Eat slowly, we'll go see a movie later."

"Movie?"

The Holy Mother of the Three Realms immediately perked up.

"I told you to take your time eating," Tan Wenjie said helplessly.

He thought that eating ice cream cones and hamburgers at the same time would cause diarrhea, but then he immediately dismissed the idea. How could a fairy possibly get diarrhea? Fairies don't even need to go to the toilet.

On the other hand, Pigsy was in a terrible situation.

They returned to Gao Village to deal with the Bull Demon King and the Yellow-Eyebrowed King. They thought that bringing Tan Wenjie here would be finding a top-notch helper, but who would have thought that in the blink of an eye, he would have disappeared without a trace.

"What should we do now?"

"Find someone quickly."

The two were anxiously searching for Tan Wenjie, but they were like ants on a hot pan, running around aimlessly.

Suddenly, the silly girl's voice came out.

"According to the intercepted information, a man and a woman with extremely outstanding appearances appeared near the bus station, and facial recognition is being conducted..."

"Location?" Lu Xiaoqian's eyes lit up with joy.

After obtaining Tan Wenjie's location, Lu Xiaoqian immediately rushed over with Zhu Bajie.

When they arrived, they happened to see Tan Wenjie and the Holy Mother chatting with passersby.

"Hurry, it's time to go."

Lu Xiaoqian urged after landing.

Pigsy nodded in agreement: "If we wait a little longer, the Bull Demon King and the Yellow-Eyebrowed King will come to kill us. They already know that we have invited a master."

No sooner had he finished speaking than a tall, thin man with a slightly dog-like air flew over.

With his full head of blond hair, he had just landed and was about to utter some harsh words when his gaze fell on Tan Wenjie.

"Gulp!" He swallowed hard.

"Yellow Eyebrows?" Tan Wenjie looked at the man flying towards him. "Are you coming back with me to see Maitreya Buddha, or should I just kill you here and send you to the Western Paradise?" (End of Chapter)