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“That day, a monk descended from the sky, wearing clothes that I’ve never seen before.” The man spoke, gesturing to himself, and when he said “here,” he gestured to his armpit.

"Yes, yes, and there were two women with them too."

"Then he said he was going to take the pig demon to find his wife, and the pig demon went with him."

The people of Gao Lao Zhuang recounted the events of that day, one after another.

Tan Wenjie understood the gist of it; something completely outside the planned journey to the West had happened.

He looked up at the sky and saw that, apart from Tang Sanzang who had divine protection, Zhu Bajie seemed to have no one watching over him.

After a few more questions were asked, the crowd's conversation became chaotic, and some people even started making things up in order to impress the deity.

With a flash of light, his figure vanished without a trace.

"Monk?"

Tan Wenjie muttered to himself, feeling something was amiss. He used magic to leave a signal, so that he could be notified when Pigsy reappeared.

Huashan.

Just as they reached the foot of the mountain, they encountered a scholar climbing up alone.

The fog is thick in the mountains.

"Ok?"

After landing, he also transformed into a scholar's attire. There was no other reason; fairies all loved this outfit, and catering to their preferences saved energy.

"Hmm?" The scholar turned his head in confusion, wondering why there was suddenly someone beside him when he was climbing the mountain alone.

But the scholar was very courteous and took the initiative to inquire:
"Brother, do you wish to worship the Three Holy Mothers?"

"Yes, I've heard that the Third Holy Mother is very efficacious."

"My elderly mother was seriously ill, but she has now recovered. I have come back to fulfill my vow," the scholar said, which could be considered as confirmation of the efficacy of the Third Holy Mother.

"Is it really that effective?" Tan Wenjie exclaimed in surprise. "Then my request will surely be fulfilled."

The scholar shook his head: "My mother told me that I must come to offer incense and fulfill my vow. She also said that in my dream, a fairy came to give me a magic medicine to cure my illness. As for whether it works or not... it all depends on how sincere I am."

He said he was following his mother's instructions, while subtly reminding the other party not to be too superstitious.

"I want a wife."

"..."

"How should I address you, sir?" Tan Wenjie asked.

At the same time, his right hand was placed behind his back, and a book with the three large characters "Book of Life and Death" appeared in his palm.

Although the timing was wrong, the fact that Pigsy was able to completely disappear within the Gao Village area meant that other unexpected events were to be expected.

"My surname is Li," the scholar said, turning his head left and right.

He didn't understand why a sudden chill had hit him, and his body was shivering uncontrollably.

"Hahaha, so it's Brother Li." Tan Wenjie flicked his wrist, and the booklet disappeared.

Thankfully, his surname isn't Liu, otherwise his name might have to be checked off in his booklet.

The two climbed the steps, and along the way, the scholar surnamed Li sincerely advised Tan Wenjie that praying to gods and Buddhas was useless when it came to matters of marriage.

As they spoke, the two had already arrived at the Temple of the Three Holy Mothers.

The scholar surnamed Li went to offer incense, muttering incantations with a sincere attitude.

Tan Wenjie, who was standing aside seemingly waiting, had actually caught the attention of the local fairy.

"You've come," came the voice of the Holy Mother of the Third, filled with surprise.

"I thought I'd come and see you since I was passing by Mount Hua," Tan Wenjie replied telepathically, and then asked, "Are you bored staying on Mount Hua? Let me take you out for a walk to cheer you up."

"Okay, I'll be right there."

Just then, the scholar surnamed Li stepped back to make way and said, "Brother, it's your turn."

He stood tall and straight, his eyes showing no expectation that the gods would grant his wish, only the relief of having fulfilled his elderly mother's request.

The scholar felt somewhat uncomfortable with the wish that Tan Wenjie wanted him to make.

How could such a wish possibly be fulfilled?

The next moment, a soft light flashed, and a fairy appeared out of thin air, landing in front of Tan Wenjie.

“Brother Tan.” Her eyes were full of joy.

"Let's go," Tan Wenjie said with a smile.

"Uh-huh!"

The two turned and went down the mountain, leaving the scholar surnamed Li dumbfounded.

Is this right?
The scholar surnamed Li turned to look at the statue of the Third Holy Mother. It wasn't that he could see any connection between this abstract clay figure and the fairy from before; after all, the Third Holy Mother's ability to create figurines was evident in her achievements at the Nezha Temple.

"Is it really that effective?"

Although Confucius said he did not speak of strange phenomena, physical prowess, disorder, or spirits, if they were truly so effective... well, let's be honest.

He turned his head left and right to make sure no one was around, then coughed softly.

"I aspire to be the top scholar in the imperial examination."

no response.

“Well, I’d like one too, cough cough…” He turned his head left and right and said softly, “…a wife.”

Whoosh, a gust of wind blew by.

Nothing happened.

"..."

Meanwhile, Tan Wenjie left Mount Hua with the Third Holy Mother.

The two chatted as they rode on the clouds, and then talked about how the Third Holy Mother had accepted an invitation from the Dragon Girl of Mount Putuo in the South China Sea some time ago. They then discussed the matter of Pigsy from Gao Village.

It was no secret that the Monkey King, Marshal Tianpeng, and General Juanlian were to escort the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi to the Western Paradise to retrieve the Buddhist scriptures; almost all the immortals had been notified.

Everyone had a good understanding and knew when to lend a hand.

"Marshal Tianpeng was mistakenly reincarnated as a pig. I wonder how he is now," the Third Holy Mother worried.

They have known each other for a thousand years.

Suddenly, a white light appeared before Tan Wenjie's eyes; it was the signal he had left behind.

Pigsy is back.

"You want to see Marshal Tianpeng? Let's go."

He happened to be very curious about who this so-called monk really was.

Changing direction, Tan Wenjie carried the Third Holy Mother and flew towards Gao Village.

Outside Gao Lao Zhuang, two figures appeared instantly.

One was chubby with a pig's head on his head, while the other was dressed in clothes that were completely out of step with the times.

"Hiss, there seems to be something wrong with how we got back," the fat pig-headed man said. "Could it be that my master has already left?"

"Impossible. After traveling through time, the time will only be ten minutes after we left. Elder Tang and Sun Wukong haven't arrived yet."

As the two were talking, a mechanical alarm suddenly sounded.

"Two high-energy units have been detected rapidly approaching, with distances of 50 kilometers, 30 kilometers, and 100 meters!"

The next instant, a male and a female immortal descended on the clouds.

The man was handsome and dashing, the woman was charming and gentle.

They stood side by side like a divine couple, a perfect match.

"Why is he here?" Pigsy's face immediately turned ugly.

The pig's teeth were grinding together with a loud crunching sound.

"Drip-drip-"

"Character identified: the Holy Mother of the Third Princess, female, a goddess, and the younger sister of Erlang Shen."

"Character identified: Tan Wenjie, male, race: god, good brother of Erlang Shen."

"Hostility detected. Entering automatic defense mode."

The "monk's" expression suddenly changed. "Brother Pig, is the Third Holy Mother the one from the Lotus Lantern? Also, why are they hostile towards me?"

"That Tan fellow is cunning and capable of anything." Pigsy snorted and took half a step forward. "Tan Wenjie, Lu Xiaoqian is my brother. Give me some face."

“Lu Xiaoqian?” Tan Wenjie looked at the half-inch-long young man.

In this era, a half-inch haircut is indeed a monk's head, and a slovenly one at that.

This explains his previous doubts.

Another TV series with almost the same cast as "The Legend of Nezha" and "Nezha Lantern" is "Magic Phone". The story tells of an AI phone called Sha Niu from 2060 that accidentally falls into the hands of Lu Xiaoqian, a loser in the 21st century, while traveling through time. Lu Xiaoqian then uses Sha Niu's almost omnipotent abilities to begin a fantastical experience.

One of the abilities of the silly girl is to travel through time.

Lu Xiaoqian once took Zhu Bajie to the 21st century because he lacked an assistant. Although Zhu Bajie only left for a short while, he must have stayed in the 21st century for a long time.

This time they've returned, probably to find an even more powerful assistant, naturally the famous Sun Wukong of the Three Realms.

Coincidentally, he also wanted to try out the silly girl's abilities.

Pigsy swallowed hard, flicked his wrist to conjure a rake, and stared at Tan Wenjie with feigned composure.

He was acutely aware of the difference in their strength. Here, Tan Wenjie and Erlang Shen were the standard of combat power within the Three Realms. Tan Wenjie held a high position and was in charge of the Underworld, while Erlang Shen, as the God of Justice, managed the Three Realms.

No god dares to provoke them.

“Fight me.” Tan Wenjie looked at Lu Xiaoqian.

"Fine, let's fight!" Lu Xiaoqian replied defiantly, then turned and asked in a low voice, "Brother Pig, who's this guy?"

"There are too many titles, you wouldn't remember them all anyway. Just know that he's even more powerful than Sun Wukong, that's enough."

Pigsy was unhappy with Tam Man-kit, but he wouldn't go so far as to make baseless accusations.

The battles he experienced were far beyond what Sun Wukong could compare to.

"More powerful than Sun Wukong?" Lu Xiaoqian's eyes lit up. "Could he defeat the Bull Demon King and the Yellow-Eyebrowed King?"

"Wait a minute, you wouldn't be thinking of..."

“I can fight you,” Lu Xiaoqian said, “but you have to promise me one thing.”

"explain."

"The Bull Demon King and the Yellow-Eyebrowed King escaped more than 1,300 years later and are now tyrannizing us in our time. Since you are a deity, you can definitely help bring them back, right?"

"I am the Celestial Venerable of Heavenly Might and Spirit, who oversees the Three Realms." Tan Wenjie nodded. "I can grant your request."

He wanted to visit the 21st century of this world.

"Okay." Lu Xiaoqian smiled.

We've found a helper. Judging from Pigsy's reaction, he's quite strong. With his help, dealing with the Bull Demon King and the Yellow-Eyebrowed King will definitely be no problem.

"Xiao Qian, are you out of your mind?" Pigsy said. "This kid is cunning and ruthless."

With the silly girl transferring her power to him, Lu Xiaoqian was already bursting with confidence. He only wanted to fight Tan Wenjie first and also test his strength.

"boom!"

The next moment, Tan Wenjie had already smashed through the ground and rushed in front of Lu Xiaoqian, the airflow he created making his clothes flutter loudly.

A fist had already magnified, and magnified again, in Lu Xiaoqian's eyes...

The automatic protection system took over Lu Xiaoqian's body immediately, bending over backwards in a backbend to dodge a punch aimed at his head.

The fist struck the air and produced a solid, muffled sound, like a hammer pounding a wall.

The airflow, like an air cannon, bent a row of trees in the direction the fist was pointing.

"Enter battle mode."

A mechanical female voice rang out, and Lu Xiaoqian seemed to transform into a different person, smashing into Tan Wenjie's chest with a circular motion.

"Boom."

Tan Wenjie remained motionless, while Lu Xiaoqian's body suddenly made a "thump" sound and uncontrollably retreated.

"So hard?" Lu Xiaoqian's eyes widened.

He had seen indestructible beings before, such as the Yellow-Eyebrowed King who was not afraid of bullets, but the difference was too great.

"that's it?"

Tan Wenjie was somewhat disappointed.

However, considering that the silly girl's abilities were not as good as Sun Wukong's, and that the Sun Wukong in this world was one of the worst among the many monkeys he had ever seen, he felt that it was reasonable.

He reached out to grab Lu Xiaoqian, but the other's body was as agile as a snake, and he quickly dodged.

Having learned from his previous mistake, Lu Xiaoqian simply dodged and avoided direct confrontation with him.

In the blink of an eye, four or five moves had already been exchanged.

But the more they fought, the more Lu Xiaoqian felt powerless. Every time he dodged, he relied on Sha Niu's huge database and computing power to calculate the trajectory in advance and move his body the instant Tan Wenjie raised his fist.

Otherwise, if you wait until the fist is aimed at you before dodging, you will definitely get hit.

"Silly girl, use the immobilization function." Lu Xiaoqian leaned back, sliding away while using the function to restrict her movement.

A string of green data flew out and entangled Tan Wenjie.

Knowing that immobilization couldn't hold her for long, Lu Xiaoqian said again, "Silly girl, use the restraint function!"

He had used this ability on the Yellow-Eyebrowed King before, and the success rate was very high.

"Snapped!"

Tan Wenjie stepped on the ground, and the green code binding him broke.

Immediately afterwards, the code that imprisoned magic power entered Tan Wenjie's body.

"You're out of options this time, aren't you?"

Lu Xiaoqian smiled.

His response was Tan Wenjie approaching again and swinging his iron fist.

"boom!"

It was equally imposing and suffocating.

"Silly girl, did it not work?" Lu Xiaoqian asked anxiously.

Silly Girl replied, "We have successfully imprisoned the opponent's power, but their attack did not use any energy."

"what?"

In other words, the opponent is competing with him entirely using physical strength.

A strong wind blew past his ears. Lu Xiaoqian was not able to retreat in time and was grazed by fingertips. His head was spinning and his body was sent flying into the distance.

Tan Wenjie did not use any special power; he relied solely on his fists to overwhelm him.

After barely managing to regain control of his body in mid-air, Lu Xiaoqian had just figured out what was happening in front of him when he saw Tan Wenjie bend his knees and then leap into the air like a rocket, pulling the trail of air currents and clouds as he crashed into him.

"Silly girl, go invisible! Go invisible now!"

In the blink of an eye, Lu Xiaoqian's figure had completely disappeared.

Watching Tan Wenjie, who had missed his target and was falling freely to the ground, Lu Xiaoqian breathed a sigh of relief and wiped non-existent sweat from his forehead.

Since acquiring Silly Girl, he has believed himself to be omnipotent, and even uses her power to act as a superhero in the city, punishing evil and promoting good.

Even if you can't defeat the enemies you encounter, you can still escape.

This time, however, he found himself in a difficult situation.

After landing, Tan Wenjie closed his eyes, twitched his ears slightly, and then turned his head to stare at the location where Lu Xiaoqian was hiding after concealing himself.

Even though she was certain the other person couldn't see her, Lu Xiaoqian's heart still skipped a beat the moment their eyes met.

The oppressive feeling was suffocatingly strong.

At this moment, Lu Xiaoqian agreed with Zhu Bajie's assessment. This person was terrifying, countless times more terrifying than Sun Wukong, the Yellow-Eyebrowed King, the Bull Demon King, and so on.

Sure enough, Tan Wenjie calmly said one sentence.

"Got you."

The ground shook again. He had arrived in front of Lu Xiaoqian, and with absolute confidence, he grabbed the air, lifted Lu Xiaoqian by the shoulder like a chick, and hoisted him up. (End of Chapter)