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"My friend, am I wrong?"

Su Can noticed that Tan Wenjie wasn't clapping or praising him, so he tilted his chin up and looked over.

With his status and martial prowess, who would dare to disrespect him?
Tan Wenjie didn't see the other person's eyes; instead, he saw their nostrils and cockroach antennae hidden in their left nostril.

"It's not that I don't believe you, but after hearing what Young Master Su Can said just now, I realized that you are the scum of the earth, the most despicable of all men. I am ashamed of myself."

He was out visiting a brothel with his wife, so how could he possibly be in the mood to get into a conflict with a spoiled young master?

Why not find a beautiful courtesan later and experience the fun of a family meal?

"Tch." Su Can was illiterate, and he felt no shame whatsoever when others called him a scumbag and a lecherous bastard.

He always pays when he goes out to have fun, so he can say whatever he wants. Hasn't he been criticized enough for bullying men and women all these years? Does he just enjoy making others unhappy but unable to do anything about it?

Su Can glanced at Long'er and Hongdou, who were dressed as men, and a look of understanding appeared on his face.

"No wonder this brother looks down on my lofty talk." He chuckled shrugged, a sly grin on his face. "So he likes rabbits~"

"You!" Hongdou was furious and tried to get up.

"Hey." Tan Wenjie raised his hand and pressed down on Hongdou's shoulder. "We're out having fun, it's not that serious, don't ruin our relationship."

Su Can's kung fu is quite good; given Hongdou's inconsistent and unreliable nature, she is no match for him.

Besides, dealing with a playboy like Su Can is pointless if you beat him up; you have to sleep with his girlfriend to embarrass him.

It just so happens that Hongdou is not involved in any chicken-related matters, so it's perfectly reasonable for her husband to personally step in and help his wife get revenge.

He's gotten used to suppressing his own feelings.

Turning his head, he met Long'er's gaze. She smiled slightly, as if she could see through Tan Wenjie's thoughts.

Hongdou rolled her eyes at Su Can and gave a soft snort.

"Humph!"

Su Can was shocked and took several steps back.

My heart nearly jumped out of my chest when I received that disdainful look from her.

"Miss Ru Shuang is here!" the madam's voice rang out.

Everyone's attention was drawn to the staircase.

A figure dressed in a purple dress slowly descended the stairs.

Tan Wenjie, due to his own persona, only glanced at him before looking away. He was already used to it, as the person was an old acquaintance from another world.

However, it's quite interesting that we always act like strangers when we meet in different worlds.

"Oh dear," Su Can exclaimed, unlike Tan Wenjie, who remained calm. "I'm determined to win her over!"

"Miss Ru Shuang!" The crowd downstairs called out repeatedly, their souls already captivated by that figure.

The madam cleared her throat: "Miss Ru Shuang sells her art, not her body."

"Selling your art but not your body? That must mean the money isn't enough." Su Can pulled out a silver note from his pocket. "Is three thousand taels enough?"

The madam's eyes widened.

She was doing business, and it didn't matter whose money she made. She turned her head and glanced at Ru Shuang, who had no expression on her face.

"Five thousand taels!"

"It's not about the money."

The madam was reluctant to part with Su Can's money, but also didn't want to offend Ru Shuang.

With her there, her establishment is the most prestigious. People only remember the first and never recognize the second. Countless literati, poets, officials, and nobles who come to this area to visit brothels will definitely go to the most famous brothel first.

Surrounding consumption and other related expenses can generate a considerable income.

Even those who bring their own women to brothels still have to eat and drink at their establishments.

"Do you want to embarrass that kid?" Tan Wenjie asked, holding Hongdou's little hand.

Hongdou's eyes lit up: "Husband, how do we make it?"

“Simple, just seduce that girl Ru Shuang… Why are you looking at me like that?” Tan Wenjie coughed lightly. “Master, I just wanted to help you vent your anger.”

Hongdou and Long'er's talk about chickens is just nonsense; who else but themselves could do this?

"Okay." Hongdou thought about it and agreed; after all, her man wouldn't suffer any loss.

Tan Wenjie smiled and was about to speak when he saw Miss Ru Shuang bypass Su Can and walk straight towards Tan Wenjie's table.

"Sigh." Tan Wenjie sighed, meeting Su Can's astonished gaze with helplessness, "Brother Su Can, Miss Ru Shuang's personal opinion is also very important. Don't you know that a forced relationship won't be happy?"

Su Can was extremely anxious, but there was someone even more anxious than him: the madam.

This was the first time she had ever seen someone bring their own woman to a brothel. The gold and silver she had just given them had all been exchanged for a table of food and wine. If Ru Shuang really took a fancy to the fair-skinned young man, she would really lose money.

However, Ru Shuang did not stop in front of Tan Wenjie, but looked at Long Er: "Young master, how much are you willing to pay?"

Tan Wenjie: "?"

Su Can: "Hahahaha!"

After laughing for a while, Su Can suddenly realized that Miss Ru Shuang hadn't chosen him in the end, and his face instantly turned ashen.

"I?"

Long'er turned to look at Tan Wenjie with a smile on her face.

"Why are you looking at me? Do as you please." Tan Wenjie was very open-minded.

If one's wife frequents brothels, one might have to help her out.

As for Ru Shuang taking a liking to Long Er at first sight, it was meaningless. He only cared about her body and didn't care who she liked in her heart.

Long'er said, "I only have one hundred taels."

“Then one hundred taels,” Ru Shuang said. “Young master, please follow me.”

The two went upstairs, while the others downstairs sighed and envied that Rabbit Lord had tasted such delicacies.

Hongdou felt incredibly happy. Seeing Su Can's defeated look made her laugh uncontrollably, and she nestled in Tan Wenjie's arms, giggling.

other people:"……"

It's an eyesore, I can't bear to watch it, they're really flashy.

"I know!" Su Can suddenly shouted, "It must be because I don't have any official rank or title."

He turned and shouted upstairs, "Miss Ru Shuang, wait for me! I will take the martial arts exam and become the top scholar to see you."

What does this have to do with the martial arts champion? Isn't your transition a bit abrupt?

Tan Wenjie thought to himself, but he also realized that Su Can must have been embarrassed and made up some excuse to run away, or perhaps it was just part of the plot.

He had already had some contact with the world's will and knew just how strong its control was.

Su Can slunk away, and the madam, having received one hundred taels of silver, looked utterly displeased.

"Should we go up and take a look?" Hongdou was eager to try, wanting to drag Tan Wenjie up to watch Long'er pick up girls.

She had taken a liking to Long'er, who was disguised as a man, at first sight, and at the same time, she was glad that the other was a woman, so that she could have one husband and one wife and enjoy the blessing of having two women.

"I'm already looking at it."

"Huh? How do you see it?"

"I'm a god, I can only see through a few walls, what's the big deal?"

"I also want to see."

Upstairs, Long'er and Ru Shuang shared a room.

"Young Master Long!" Ru Shuang tried to rush into Long Er's arms, but he easily dodged her.

She wept and said, "I have a great grudge to avenge and dare not speak of personal feelings, but today I fell in love with you at first sight. I am willing to treat tonight as just a dream. If I can come back alive after I avenge you, I will definitely marry you. No matter what we eat, I will be with you."

At this moment, Long'er felt extremely troubled. She had already seen through Tan Wenjie's plan to take the opportunity to pick up girls, so when Ru Shuang looked at her, she went along with it.

"If we don't come back..." Ru Shuang suddenly paused. Long'er: "..."

Now that things have come to this point, it seems a bit inappropriate not to take off my clothes, but if I do, and the other person discovers that my breasts are no smaller than hers, it seems even more inappropriate.

Seeing Ru Shuang pounce on her again, she took the opportunity to press on Ru Shuang's sleeping acupoint while being hugged by her.

He picked the person up and placed them on the bed, then prepared to leave.

To his surprise, when he turned his head, he saw two people sitting by the window, Tan Wenjie and Hongdou.

Hongdou was still holding a piece of pastry and putting it into her mouth. Judging from her bulging chest and belly, she must have packed more to go.

"Long'er, I've already spent a hundred taels of silver," Tan Wenjie shook his head and sighed. "If you just leave like this, won't all our money have been wasted?"

Hongdou nodded repeatedly: "Yes, what a waste!"

When she was a female thief, she would only borrow a hundred or so taels of silver from wealthy people at a time. Now that she is rich and has more money than she can spend, she still feels the pinch.

"Ahem." Tan Wenjie coughed.

Hongdou immediately said, "We've already spent money, why don't we let the master do it?"

Good job, Red Bean, I didn't suffer in vain.

Long'er looked at Tan Wenjie with a smile on her face, without saying a word.

“Red Bean, I’m not that kind of person,” Tan Wenjie said seriously. “It’s just a matter of beauty, and I absolutely cannot take advantage of someone in distress.”

“I thought Hongdou was right just now,” Long’er suddenly said. “So that’s what you think. We can’t force Master.”

Tan Wenjie: "..."

He was certain that Long'er had done it on purpose. If he had agreed with what Hongdou said earlier, he probably would have given a different answer.

Maintaining one's image is of paramount importance.

"Actually, waste is shameful."

What a load of rubbish! We've already spent the money!

It's okay to make a sacrifice for yourself.

But then Long'er suddenly spoke up, saying, "She seems to be up to something big, and she probably has a deep-seated hatred. Perhaps her identity as a courtesan is just a cover."

"She must be very rich!"

No one knows why Hongdou came to this conclusion.

Hongdou climbed through the window and entered the house, groping around before pulling out a thick stack of silver notes.

"My lord, we've broken even!"

Tan Wenjie: "..."

He glanced at Long'er, who had a smile on her face, and shook his head: "Let's go."

Rather than taking down a girl like Ru Shuang who's only "familiar" to me, it's better to discuss a three-player match with Long Er and Hong Dou.

It might work... it's definitely going to work!
Long'er walked to the window, where Tan Wenjie reached out and put his arm around her slender waist.

Amidst their gasps of surprise, Tan Wenjie soared into the sky.

A strong wind blew off their melon-shaped hats, scattering their black hair as they flew under the moon, like a divine couple.

In the room next to Ru Shuang's, a woman, pushed from the front and back, walked to the window and braced herself against the windowsill.

"There are immortals!"

The rumor that a deity appeared at the Grand View Garden and flew to the moon with his lover spread far and wide.

As a businesswoman with a keen business sense, the madam of the brothel immediately seized the opportunity and decided to launch a show featuring a goddess flying to heaven, which immediately boosted business.

After waking up, Ru Shuang threw herself into her great cause. Seeing that her clothes were intact, she believed that the young man was a gentleman and made up her mind that after completing the mission, she would definitely go to his side as a servant and stay with him for life.

There was another person who cared about Long'er, and that was Su Can.

He had already made arrangements with his father to go to the capital to take the imperial examination for martial arts champion.

"You damn Rabbit Lord, next time I'll knock all his teeth out one by one! Just because he's handsome doesn't mean he can be so great!"

The more I think about it, the angrier I get.

"Dad, is there any martial arts technique in the world that can make someone more handsome?"

"I've heard of a move called 'Restore My Beauty Fist,' but it's been lost for a long time. What, are you getting plastic surgery?"

"No, I'm worried that the opponents I encounter will be too ugly, and that they'll be so disgusting that I won't want to attack them. So I plan to give them a makeover before I make a move."

"Great! As expected of my son, he has style!"

"..."

Meanwhile, Long'er, whom everyone was thinking about, had already arrived in the capital with Tan Wenjie.

“There are indeed some martial arts techniques collected in the palace,” Long’er said, “but they are all second-rate techniques. The real secrets are the lifeblood of each school and sect.”

A few days ago, Tan Wenjie suddenly had a strange idea and said he wanted to learn some martial arts, which puzzled her greatly.

He secretly thought that Tan Wenjie was now a god, so why did he need to learn any martial arts? Even the Tathagata Palm that he taught was enough to split mountains and shatter rocks with a single slap, and no one in the martial arts world could stop it.

"I'm just learning casually; it doesn't matter whether I'm good at it or not." Tan Wenjie wanted to try making talismans.

It just so happens that Hongdou's martial arts skills are mediocre, but she wants to fly through the clouds, and the talisman can fulfill her wish.

"Perfect, we can still stay in the palace," Hongdou said with delight.

She became increasingly bold.

“I used to impersonate the Empress Dowager,” Long’er said. “I know the palace very well.”

Tan Wenjie was very curious about what the Empress Dowager, whom Long'er was impersonating, looked like, and whether she would look exactly like Ru Shuang.

When she finished disguising herself, Tan Wenjie felt a little regretful.

It turns out that only some changes were made to Long'er's own face, and had nothing to do with Ru Shuang.

They entered the Empress Dowager's palace late at night. Even though Tan Wenjie did not use any magic, his strength allowed him to enter the palace as if it were empty, and no one could detect them.

In the stillness of the night, the Empress Dowager gazed at her face in the mirror.

She had previously been imprisoned and deprived of her freedom by the fake empress dowager, but was finally rescued.

Suddenly I heard a sound behind me.

"who!"

The Empress Dowager turned around abruptly and saw another version of herself standing there, with a man and a woman behind her.

"It's you!" The Empress Dowager was startled, thinking to herself that she was probably going to be locked up in a dark and hopeless place again, with the fake Empress Dowager running rampant.

"excuse me."

Long'er swiftly captured him.

The palace maids who heard the commotion outside rushed inside.

"It's nothing," Long'er said. "I just accidentally knocked over a cup. I'll clean it up tomorrow. You may all leave."

"Yes." Another sound of footsteps came from outside the door, growing fainter and fainter.

Hongdou had already pounced onto the Empress Dowager's bed.

She had always dreamed of taking a stroll through the palace, and now her wish had finally come true.

Tan Wenjie then held Long'er's hand.

Meeting his gaze, Long'er's heart skipped a beat; she seemed to have already sensed Tan Wenjie's thoughts.

"Wait, let me change my disguise first."

Tan Wenjie raised his hand to stop him: "Wait, we need the Empress Dowager!" (End of Chapter)