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Chapter 671 I Want Them All

Inside the Cining Palace, the wind howled as fists struck.

A eunuch was demonstrating his martial arts skills, performing a set of Taizu Changquan (a style of Chinese martial arts) with proper form and technique. However, due to his physical disability, his movements were more graceful than masculine.

But with just this set of Taizu Changquan, which is considered a master in the martial arts world, the opponent can be regarded as a well-known expert.

"The imperial palace is indeed a place where there are more experts than in the martial arts world."

Top-tier masters may not be as good as first-rate masters in the martial arts world, but their average scores are higher.

After the opponent finished his punches, he bowed to the fake Empress Dowager Long'er who was standing to the side waiting.

Long'er turned to look at Tan Wenjie, and only breathed a sigh of relief when she saw him nod slightly.

Starting this morning, he ordered some eunuchs who knew martial arts to come over. Given Long'er's familiarity with the palace and the fact that they never intended to stay here for long, they had no worries and could easily accomplish all of this.

However, despite changing batches of people, none of them could satisfy Tan Wenjie.

Fortunately, at this moment, there was finally one that could succeed.

After driving everyone out, leaving only the eunuch from before, Tan Wenjie easily subdued him with acupressure, and added a freezing spell as a precaution.

Even a hundred-year-old or thousand-year-old demon would be immobilized for a long time if he controlled it, let alone a mere palace guard.

You have selected "Li Dian" as your target.

[Target Status Detection: No Resistance]

[Power sealing and refining in progress...]

The Power Seal is a skill that Tan Wenjie learned from Lope. It can divide the Holy Lord's power into twelve talismans, but this is the first time he has tested it on a target.

[Power Seal: Can extract and seal the target's power, restricting it (the target cannot resist). Cost: Equivalent to 100% of the target's mana and health.]

To be on the safe side, they even specifically chose ordinary people.

As for why he chose the inner palace, the reason is even simpler: as a person from the Republic of China, did he need any special reason to take action against the lackeys of the Qing Dynasty's inner palace?

It's only a dozen or so health points. No matter how powerful a martial arts master is, they can't escape being killed in one strike. So Tan Wenjie won't waste much health points; he'll just consume a little more mana.

A beam of light emerged from the body of the imperial eunuch.

Please select the sealing medium.

Tan Wenjie turned his head and looked around, his gaze landing on Hongdou.

"Red Bean, give me your shoes."

"Huh?" Hongdou was stunned for a moment, and without asking why, she walked to Tan Wenjie's side, bent down and stuck out her buttocks to take off her shoes.

Her cheeks flushed slightly as she wondered if her husband was up to something again. Last night, she had slept together on the phoenix bed with Long'er, who was disguised as the Empress Dowager. They had done all sorts of things, whether they were right or wrong.

She thought to herself that her husband must be a lecherous immortal in heaven.

Tan Wenjie noticed something odd in Hongdou's eyes and patted her on the shoulder.

The force of the rebound made the palm tremble slightly.

Hongdoumei glared at him, handed the shoes to Tan Wenjie, and then ran away, clutching her backside.

"Hahaha."

He got the embroidered shoes, grabbed the light, and pressed the two together.

【Embroidered Shoes (Talisman/Rare): This is a woman's embroidered shoe, increasing maximum HP by 12 and maximum stamina by 30; Taizu Long Fist (Equipping this allows you to use Taizu Long Fist)】

"Interesting." Tan Wenjie looked at the embroidered shoes in his hand and checked his skill bar, discovering the Taizu Long Fist, which he had never learned before.

As for the imperial eunuch? Lock him up for a few days, and let him out when it's time to leave.

"What's wrong with him?" Hongdou and Long'er stood side by side, their cheeks slightly flushed.

Why was she staring at her shoes? Didn't she know her husband had such a peculiar fetish?

Her delicate white toes, peeking and scratching inside her socks, seemed uneasy, until Tan Wenjie called her over to put on her shoes.

"How do you feel when you put on the shoes?" Tan Wenjie asked.

"I feel like... wait, how did my power increase so much!"

She was just a petty thief who relied on her pretty face, her mother's cunning, and her martial arts skills to make a living.

So when the power of the imperial eunuch surged into her body, Hongdou felt only wonder.

She raised her hand and threw a punch. Although it was a simple Taizu Long Fist, the posture was elegant and graceful, combining strength and gentleness.

The air was whistling.

The only regret is that when she throws out a set of punches, there is a kind of feminine softness that would make a eunuch uncomfortable, but it would suit a woman perfectly.

"Hongdou's Taizu Changquan has reached the perfect state of martial arts that every master aspires to throughout their life." Long'er, disguised as the fake Empress Dowager, exclaimed in amazement, "I never imagined that the difference between immortals and mortals was so great, that there really is a method that allows someone to quickly master a martial art!"

After finishing a set of Taizu Long Fist, Hongdou stopped, slightly out of breath, her little face flushed.

She exclaimed with delight, "This is truly a wonderful shoe!"

Knowing that only family members know their own situation, Hongdou understood that she had acquired her excellent skills after wearing that shoe, so she looked at Tan Wenjie with hopeful eyes.

Tan Wenjie nodded: "It is indeed my method, but it has little to do with the immortals."

He had a lot of ideas. He thought that if he captured some demons and great saints, sealed their abilities into talismans, and then sealed them into his equipment, wouldn't he become stronger and stronger?

"Then we should make a string of Buddhist prayer beads, with each bead containing a different supernatural ability."

The more I think about it, the more feasible it seems.

For a period of time afterward, Tan Wenjie treated the palace eunuchs as mere consumables; they had only lost their skills, which was nothing to worry about.

Instead, he found four or five eunuchs who had learned Taizu Changquan, and the talisman equipment they made actually brought Hongdou Taizu Changquan to a state of returning to its original simplicity.

"If I abandon some unorthodox cultivation methods, and then travel through time to harvest people like weeds, I estimate that it won't take many times to get a good set of talismans."

This kind of talisman is not of much help to Tan Wenjie, but it is of great use to cultivators with low strength.

After all, those who truly choose to cultivate evil arts cannot be considered good people; they are simply making use of waste.

"The martial arts champion is having a competition, Sister Long, would you like to go and watch?"

Red Bean was the first to find it unbearable to stay in the palace all day.

What she wanted was wealth and status, not to be locked in the palace like a caged bird, living in a deep, enclosed courtyard, as if she were trapped in a box with no air around her.

Tan Wenjie was quite comfortable living in the palace. He had just been emperor for a while, and with his abilities, he could easily remain invisible in the palace, and no one could detect his comings and goings.

That day, Tan Wenjie, who was contemplating whether or not he should leave the palace, suddenly heard a palace maid report that Princess Jianning had arrived.

The newcomer was alluring and charming, bearing no resemblance whatsoever to Hongdou, yet Tan Wenjie felt as if he had met his mentor.

Because of this face, she is clearly the queen of Category III films. The last time I saw her, she was playing a wicked concubine in the world of "The Eagle Shooting Heroes," colluding with Ouyang Feng.

The treacherous concubines of that time were no match for Princess Jianning today.

She had already married Wei Xiaobao.

"Ask her how Wei Xiaobao is doing," Tan Wenjie said to Long'er.

Long'er nodded: "Jianning, how is Wei Xiaobao?"

“We haven’t heard from him since he left on that machine,” Jianning sighed. “We don’t even know if he’s alive or dead.”

Wei Xiaobao is gone, and she and those bitches are fighting every day.

Perhaps knowing that family scandals should not be aired in public, Jianning brought up the election of the martial arts champion again.

"Su Chaharcan competed with Senggelinqin's nephew, but lost by a single move. Who knew that Senggelinqin's foolish nephew would use a poisoned dart, and Su Chaharcan was poisoned to death by it. Su Chaharcan was illiterate and couldn't even write his own name. When his bribery was exposed, his family was confiscated and he was forced to be a beggar for the rest of his life."

She talked on and on, but Long'er and Hongdou remembered Su Can, whom they had met before. He was once arrogant and domineering, but now he had been reduced to a beggar. It was truly a dramatic rise and fall.

Princess Jianning then mentioned Zhao Wuji, saying that he seemed to be a sorcerer who could knead ingots into gold powder, which could then transform into beautiful women dancing with swords.

Moreover, he possesses indestructible martial arts skills, and has been promoted and ennobled for his meritorious service in exposing Su Can's fraud.

After Princess Jianning left, they turned to Tan Wenjie.

"If you get tired of living in the palace, go out for a stroll."

The two nodded: "Okay."

As for the matter of the Empress Dowager being usurped once again after they left, that had nothing to do with them.

Night falls, Old Lin.

Miss Ru Shuang set off with Mo Laosan. She wanted to kill Zhao Wuji to avenge herself, but she was no match for him. She happened to know his whereabouts and followed him.

He happened to overhear Zhao Wuji talking about a rebellion, wanting to eliminate the emperor and take his place.

The cries of a newborn baby filled the air. Zhao Wuji had actually used a newborn infant as a sacrifice.

As Ru Shuang hid in the grass, her heart skipped a beat, and her breathing became erratic due to nervousness.

"who!"

Zhao Wuji suddenly paused.

He roared, "Get out here!"

"Hiss, something's not right." A voice came from nearby. "How did you know I was around?"

The sound was less than five steps away from Ru Shuang.

Hiding in the bushes, Ru Shuang's heart pounded wildly; she hadn't even heard anyone else nearby.

When the person crouching in the grass jumped out, Ru Shuang immediately recognized him.

"It's him!"

The day she had fallen for her "lover" was the day she strolled through the brothel with him.

"Who are you?" Zhao Wuji's expression suddenly changed.

Could it be that there was something wrong with his ears? He didn't hear Tan Wenjie at all, he only heard Ru Shuang and Mo Laosan, a woman and an old man.

"To sacrifice an infant's blood is a crime deserving of death."

"Snapped!"

Before Zhao Wuji could even react, he was sent flying backward, and the baby in his arms fell into Tan Wenjie's embrace.

"Waaah!" The baby kept crying.

Tan Wenjie turned to look at Ru Shuang in the bushes: "Do you know how to hold a child?"

"Ah?" Ru Shuang was finally certain that everyone knew she was hiding in the grass.

She stood up and said, "I will."

She walked over to Tan Wenjie and took the child from him.

After some comforting, the crying actually stopped gradually.

"I have innate protective energy, making me indestructible and invincible." Zhao Wuji had already stood up. "In this world, apart from the Eighteen Subduing Dragon Palms, no one can hurt me."

Tan Wenjie asked in confusion, "Are you alright?"

If he had a vital point, he had to hide it, and he would protect it even more carefully than he would his chrysanthemum. Zhao Wuji shouted loudly.

The Eighteen Subduing Dragon Palms isn't a difficult martial art to learn; the Beggars' Sect has it.

"Drink up, die!" Zhao Wuji jumped up.

Tan Wenjie casually pointed and said, "Freeze!"

Zhao Wuji immediately remained motionless and hovered in the air.

"This is my remote acupressure technique," Tan Wenjie said to Ru Shuang. "I have other things to do, so I'll be leaving now."

He's quite skilled; he just happened to make a low-level talisman for Hongdou to protect herself. Protective energy is indeed powerful in this era.

Ru Shuang glanced at Zhao Wuji, who was frozen in mid-air.

Is this some kind of remote acupressure?

Who freezes a person in mid-air?

"Wait, my benefactor!"

By the time she realized she needed to find her benefactor to discuss how to repay his kindness, he had already disappeared with Zhao Wuji.

Although the other party avenged her with lightning speed, Ru Shuang's heart was only for the young master she had met at the brothel.

We must make things clear next time we meet.

……

"There seems to be a candied hawthorn vendor over there, wait for me!" Hongdou excitedly ran out.

"Hey, you haven't taken the money yet." Long'er shook her head helplessly, left Tan Wenjie with the words "I'll go pay" and then ran off after him.

Tan Wenjie stood at the street corner, looking up at the snowflakes that suddenly began to fall from the sky.

Snowflakes fell on the shoulders of the black clothes.

Even though Tan Wenjie had eaten peaches of immortality and drunk fine wine, and consumed elixirs and spiritual fruits, and was no longer afraid of the length of his life, a sudden heavy snowfall aged his black hair.

"Being invincible in this low-level martial arts world is so boring."

Barren lands cannot nurture immortals.

It's like being in a high-altitude region where the oxygen is thin, even for immortals.

Suddenly, two figures holding umbrellas appeared in front of them.

"Miss Ru Shuang?" Tan Wenjie looked at her.

He already knew how the story was going to go.

Sure enough, Ru Shuang walked up to her and bowed respectfully, saying, "Thank you for helping me avenge Zhao Wuji. I have no way to repay your kindness. In my next life, I will be your servant and repay you with my life."

Tan Wenjie nodded with satisfaction, then suddenly stopped: "Wait, the next life?"

No, that's not how the script is written. It should say she offered herself to him.

"Husband!" Hongdou ran back, holding up a string of candied hawthorns like a treasure and bringing it to Tan Wenjie's lips. "Try it, this one has the thickest sugar coating."

Tan Wenjie quickly lowered his head and took a bite.

"How is it?" Hongdou asked eagerly.

Tam Man Kit gave a thumbs up: "So sweet!"

"Hey hey hey!"

"He's smiling so slyly, he probably stole something again."

"As expected, you understand me best. Just now, someone tried to harass me and Long'er, so I stole his silver."

"Well done," Tan Wenjie continued to praise.

As she stared at Hongdou, her eyes slowly widening: "You, you..."

She slowly turned her head to look at the other side, and saw Long'er, who had already returned to her daughter's attire, walking gracefully towards her. She stood beside Tan Wenjie like a goddess, looking at Tan Wenjie and Hongdou with a gentle smile.

"Miss Ru Shuang?" Long'er also noticed the person in front of her.

"You...you are all women?" Ru Shuang asked anxiously.

She was still thinking that after avenging her great enemy, she could finally be with the person she loved forever, but who would have thought that the other person was actually a woman.

Why are you, a woman, going to a brothel!
Long'er nodded gently and took Tan Wenjie's arm.

"He is my husband."

“This is my husband.” Hongdou slipped between the two, putting her arms around each of them, “This is also my husband.”

Tan Wenjie: "..."

So the three of us are going to form harems for each other, right?

"My benefactor helped Ru Shuang kill Zhao Wuji. I have no way to repay his kindness." Ru Shuang suddenly said, "Ru Shuang is willing to repay him with her body."

Tan Wenjie: "?"

That's not what you just said.

Following Ru Shuang's gaze, she looked at Long Er.

Wait a minute, who exactly is the head of this harem? Why do I feel like I'm also a member of Long'er's harem?

That's so embarrassing.

Ru Shuang quickly walked over and took Long Er and Tan Wenjie's arms.

I want them all!

On the other hand, so what if he loses face? He's not the kind of person who holds grudges.

In the end, he took full responsibility for everything.

Tan Wenjie put his arms around the three of them and sighed, "Well, harmony in the family brings prosperity in everything."

(End of this chapter)