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After receiving help from Leon, Tan Wenjie wasn't in a hurry to go to the movies, especially since Da Xiong was with him.

What if I go to see the Super Hot Wheels with a man, and my hormones misjudge his arousal level?

"Brother Jie, where are you going next?"

"What, you're going to give me a ride?"

Having not seen such a treacherous person for a long time, Tan Wenjie had no choice but to agree, as it would be impolite to refuse.

Nobita: "..."

He asked one unnecessary question.

But Da Xiong is just that kind of weak-willed person. After Tan Wenjie made the request, he obediently nodded and hailed a taxi.

Thinking back on my romantic entanglements in this world, there's Mrs. Li, Ali, Yunluo, and maybe Gao Doudou. I don't even need to choose; it has to be Mrs. Li.

Red is truly charming.

Back at the building on the night of the ghost's return, Tan Wenjie did some quick calculations and realized that many years had passed. Just as he was about to indulge in some sentimental reflections, he saw a plump figure in red walking by, leading a child.

"Let's go." Tan Wenjie opened the car door and said to Da Xiong, then called out, "Mrs. Li."

"Mr. Tan... you're back from working out of town?" Mrs. Li was pleasantly surprised to see Tan Wenjie.

"Xiao Rong, you've grown taller again since I last saw you."

"Xiao Rong, quickly call him uncle~"

Xiao Rong looked up: "Uncle!"

"good."

The three walked toward the building. As they walked, Tan Wenjie reached out and put his arm around Mrs. Li's slightly plump waist.

Sitting in the car, Nobita was completely convinced; he had decided to learn this skill for picking up girls.

The elevator doors opened at the elevator entrance on the first floor.

They unexpectedly ran into the patrolling security guards.

Tan Wenjie: "Captain Lu, it's been a long time."

"Good evening, Mr. Tan." Captain Lu subconsciously covered his buttocks, recognizing him with his body before his eyes.

"Mr. Tan," Tie Dan rubbed his hands together, "Um, feel free to contact me anytime if you need anything."

He still remembers the kickback he received for helping buy the monster last time.

Tan Wenjie nodded: "We need it now."

"Hey, Iron Gallbladder, it's working hours now."

"Helping residents solve their needs is our job as security guards!" Tie Dan said righteously, then squatted down and said to Xiao Rong, "By the way, Xiao Rong, Uncle has the latest Ultraman movie. Do you want to go watch it together? There are also snacks and soda. It's okay to go to sleep after you've played enough."

Upon hearing this, Xiao Rong immediately turned his head and looked at Mrs. Li expectantly.

Feeling a little embarrassed by her son's gaze, she said, "Go if you want, but remember not to cause any trouble for Uncle Tiedan."

"Okay, Mommy~"

Back home, the two embraced as soon as they closed the door.

"Wait, I'm going to take a shower and change my clothes."

"I want red!"

He whispered a few words in Mrs. Li's ear, and upon hearing this, Mrs. Li gathered her hair and slowly squatted down.

Kitchen, sofa, kitchen, kitchen, kitchen, sofa, balcony, kitchen...

The sky is bright.

Tan Wenjie lit a cigarette; he had already entered a sage-like state, contemplating life.

Beside her was Mrs. Li, who was exhausted and about to fall asleep.

"I should be a pure lover."

Mrs. Li was only considered pretty, far inferior to top beauties like Fu Qingfeng, Long'er, Hongdou, and Caiyi, but why did I have such a special feeling for her?

Could it be that my Tan family has a penchant for married women? Absolutely not. Next time, I'll find a married woman to test my weakness.

He patted his butt, puzzled.

Mrs. Li, who was half asleep, mumbled, "Take your own picture, I want to sleep."

After washing up, Tan Wenjie went downstairs. He was going to cultivate eight magic beads, which meant he was going to watch eight movies in one go today.

It was a tough battle, one that not everyone could handle.

As soon as I stepped out of the elevator, a figure crouching by the door jumped up: "Brother Jie, you're out!"

"Da Xiong, you didn't go to school today?" Then, before Da Xiong could answer, he nodded knowingly, "If you really studied hard, you wouldn't still be in high school at over thirty years old."

Da Xiong: "Brother Jie, you really understand me."

"Did you need something?" Tan Wenjie stepped aside.

"Brother Jie, you promised to help me pick up girls."

"Have it?"

"Brother Jie, you're not trying to renege on your promise, are you?"

"Just kidding, I mean what I say, but I have something important to do today." Tan Wenjie pretended to do some calculations. "You need to be mindful of timing when you're picking up girls. You'd better go back to class today and come find me again tomorrow."

Given Nobita's cowardly personality, it would be incredibly difficult for him to successfully woo a teenage high school girl. He could throw money at slightly older girls and call the police to arrest younger ones, but teenage girls don't care about anything else and only pursue feelings.

It's very difficult.

"Brother Jie, this is the phone I bought for you. Be sure to contact me as soon as possible." Da Xiong shoved a new phone into Tan Wenjie's hand, then waved and left.

"He's just a rich man's foolish son."

Since the other party is so sincere, it seems like I should lend a hand.

The first movie, a martial arts film, made Tan Wenjie feel sleepy. The Shaw Brothers style of kung fu was so formulaic and rigid that it was hard to stay engaged.

After the movie ended, he immediately went to watch another science fiction film.

After watching eight movies in one go, the sky outside was completely dark.

He was listless until a fragrant breeze wafted by and revived him.

"The tempering of the heart in the mortal world is not thorough enough; we must strengthen this aspect in the future."

After a moment of self-reflection, he walked toward the convenience store on the side of the road.

Now that it has absorbed the magic orbs of the eight great demons, the progress bar has reached 100%, and it is just waiting for Tan Wenjie to make the final preparations before it is freshly made.

The so-called final preparation was to open the furnace and refine the Demon Sealing Wave Drum, making it an eleven-in-one. Although he was not as good as Laozi in refining magical artifacts and treasures, the props he made at will could be fought over in the mortal world.

Tan Wenjie, who had just come out of the convenience store and lit a cigarette, looked up and asked, "Hmm?"

A bolt of lightning streaked across the sky.

A thunderclap sounded, followed by a flash of lightning.

"Someone has traveled through time again? Wait, why did I say 'again'?"

Having seen too much, he's become somewhat immune.

"Isn't that Nobita?" Tan Wenjie blinked and noticed that Nobita was walking side by side with a pretty girl, arguing and laughing.

At first glance, he noticed that the other person looked exactly like Gao Doudou, Hongdou, and Empress Dowager Cixi (Secret Life version), with a resemblance of about 50-60%.

"Nobita!"

Tan Wenjie raised his hand in greeting.

Da Xiong, who was talking, turned around when he heard the voice: "Brother Jie?"

"What a coincidence," Tan Wenjie said with a smile as he walked over.

Da Xiong had just had a conflict with his sister because of his contact with Tan Wenjie. His sister kept saying that he had encountered a swindler. Now that he has seen Tan Wenjie in person, he wants Tan Wenjie to demonstrate his amazing abilities again.

Seeing Tan Wenjie smiling and raising his right hand as if to shake hands, he immediately reached out to meet him.

Nobita: "Yeah... Ouch."

Tan Wenjie slapped Da Xiong away and stopped in front of the pretty girl next to him.

"Hello, miss."

The other person glanced at Da Xiong, who was sitting on the ground after being slapped, and then at the handsome Tan Wenjie, before gently placing their small hand on him.

Hold hands gently.

"You can call me A-Jie."

"I'm Zhen. Are you friends with my older brother?"

"Not familiar with it." Tan Wenjie immediately shook his head.

"Brother Jie, you promised to help me pick up girls, and you even said..."

"How dare you slander me?" Tan Wenjie said seriously. "I'm just an innocent young man who has never been in a relationship, and I've never even held a girl's hand. How can I teach you how to pick up girls?"

Nobita: (；☉_☉)…

He denied it without batting an eye.

"Um," Ah Zhen's soft, weak voice came through, "could you please let go of my hand?"

Her hand was still being held.

"Sorry." Tan Wenjie feigned embarrassment perfectly and quickly let go of her hand.

Ah Zhen turned her head away shyly, but Tan Wenjie saw right through her.

That's too simplistic a disguise; a lady wouldn't secretly hook her finger around her palm while shaking hands.

Being too handsome is his downfall again; it's so easy for him.

"Brother Jie, are you done with your business?" Da Xiong finally found an opportunity. "Um, how about..."

"It's too much of a disturbance to come to your house so late." Tan Wenjie immediately shook his head.

Nobita was shocked: "I didn't say I was inviting you to my house."

“My home isn’t far,” Ah Zhen said softly. “If you have something important to do, you can come to my house.”

Tan Wenjie nodded reluctantly: "Alright then."

Nobita: "?"

Da Xiong only realized what was happening when he saw the two of them flag down a car on the roadside, get in, and drive away.

"Wait a minute, I haven't gotten on the bus yet!"

……

At Da Xiong's house. "Ah Jie, have some coffee." Ah Zhen brought over a cup of coffee and gently placed it in front of Tan Wenjie.

She didn't leave; she just sat next to Tan Wenjie, blinking at him.

Her big eyes kept flashing.

"Ahem." Da Xiong cleared his throat. "Little sister, I have something to say to Brother Jie. You go back to your room first."

"Hmm?" Ah Zhen's expression changed slightly, and she squeezed out a sound through her nose.

Nobita's forehead instantly broke out in a sweat: "Um, I, I, I..."

Tan Wenjie also turned to look at Azhen in confusion. Her expression changed rapidly, and she put on a gentle and shy smile.

"You two can continue your conversation. I have something to do, so I'll head back now."

After Ah-Zhen left, Da-Xiong let out a heavy sigh.

"Hey Jay, you promised to help me pick up girls, you're not thinking of hitting on my sister, are you?"

"What kind of person do you take me for?"

He just wanted to get on the bus and had no intention of buying a ticket.

A seasoned womanizer can tell the difference at a glance. The other party is definitely not some cute, quirky girl from a modest family. Judging from how Da Xiong was almost scared into being demoted to a grandson, A Zhen is most likely a spoiled and willful tigress.

"That's good." Da Xiong breathed a sigh of relief, and then talked about his romantic interactions with his female classmate.

Tan Wenjie did his best to bring together a man in his thirties and a teenage high school girl, which was fine; the handsome older man and the girl created a harmonious image.

But the image of two people wearing school uniforms, holding hands, blowing soap bubbles, and buying soda at the canteen is cringe-worthy just to think about.

"Brother Jie, Brother Jie, are you listening?"

"Of course, it's just about picking up girls at school, I'll provide remote support."

"remote?"

"Are you sure you want me to do this myself?" Tan Wenjie pointed to his face.

Da Xiong immediately shook his head: "No need to trouble yourself."

He believes the girl he likes is a good girl who doesn't care about looks, but he's worried that he might be wrong and that Tan Wenjie might steal his thunder if he enters the school.

"It's getting late," Tan Wenjie said, standing up. "I won't see you off."

Da Xiong stood up and said, "It's okay, I'm very familiar with this area."

The two reached the door, and Da Xiong thanked them before leaving.

"Bang!" The door slammed shut.

Nobita scratched his head, then realized, "Wait, something's not right, this is my house!"

He immediately took out his key to open the door, only to find that Tan Wenjie was no longer in the living room.

"Oh no!" Da Xiong's heart skipped a beat.

On his way back, he noticed that his sister's attitude towards Tan Wenjie was a bit strange, as the two of them were alone together in a room.

Brother Jie is in danger!
He rushed upstairs and knocked on his sister's door.

"Where's Brother Jie? Is he inside?"

"What did you say!" The younger sister, Zhen, instantly turned red with anger, roaring like a shrew, "You said I'm hiding a man?!"

"No, I saw that Brother Jie hadn't left, and there was no one downstairs, I...I...I..." Da Xiong stammered, his back already soaked with sweat.

Today, I actually forgot about my sister's shrewish nature just because she acted well-behaved in front of Tan Wenjie.

"Click."

There was the sound of a door opening downstairs.

The younger sister, Ah Zhen, immediately restrained herself, fearing that Tan Wenjie might not have actually left and that this would expose her true nature. Da Xiong also breathed a sigh of relief, thinking to himself that he was saved.

They went downstairs and stared in disbelief at the doorway.

"Mom?" X2
"You guys, you haven't rested yet?"

The two women's mothers were a little embarrassed because they were in a hugging position with a man.

"Ahem." Mom took a step back from the other person's embrace, cleared her throat, and said, "This is your Uncle Yu."

Uncle Yu nodded to the two of them as a greeting.

"Hello, Uncle Yu." X2
"I have something else to do, so I'll leave first."

The door closed, and the family of three sat together, forgetting about Tan Wenjie.

At this moment, Tan Wenjie was standing on the roof of Daxiong's house.

Three freakish punks stood in front of him.

One is Wu Dehui wearing half an iron mask, another is Hong Qi with a broom head, and the last one is an Indian version of Jiang Chen.

The man in the iron mask spoke up: "We are the Flying Dragon Special Police from the future, and we are preparing..."

"Click."

The flash of a camera interrupted him.

Tan Wenjie walked up to Ah San with his camera and posed for a photo with him, making a peace sign.

The Indian man also subconsciously made a peace sign.

“We haven’t finished speaking yet,” Iron Mask continued. “In the future, there is a very evil general who wants to travel through time to kill Chief Justice Yu Tiexiong. We are the Flying Dragon Special Police from the future, and we plan to protect Chief Justice Yu Tiexiong. Do you know Yu Tiexiong?”

Tan Wenjie asked, "Will there be no household registration records in the future?"

"To protect Justice Yu Tiexiong and prevent criminals from traveling through time and harming him, there is no information about Justice Yu Tiexiong in his youth." Iron Mask had just finished speaking when he suddenly realized, "You actually believe what we say."

"People from the future are amazing! I'm a god, too."

"..."X3
It's great to be believed in, but they don't believe in so-called gods. What era are we living in that they're still spreading superstition?

"If you're looking for Yu Tiexiong," Tan Wenjie pointed downstairs, "that 'Big Xiong' should be him."

How could there not be a storyline when such a group of people get together?

He could guess with his toes that the extraordinary, muscular man in his thirties was Yu Tiexiong.

“His surname is Chen, we have already investigated him.”

"His mother is in heat and is currently with a man surnamed Yu. After the marriage, Da Xiong will change his surname to Yu."

"Really?" X3
I didn't expect it to be so easy to do.

No, finding Judge Yu Tiexiong is only the first step; protecting him properly is more important.

“Oh, right,” Tan Wenjie said, “You want to protect him? I can help you with that.”

"What do you want?" the three asked warily.

They are people from the future. If someone tries to profit from information asymmetry, it will disrupt the balance of time, which is a serious illegal act.

“I promised Da Xiong that I would help him pick up girls. It just so happens that the three of you will pretend to be people I hired, so that we have a legitimate reason to stay by his side.”

"Great idea!" X3
Tan Wenjie had no intention of getting involved. This group must have been orchestrated by that bastard Leon; otherwise, the three of them, being from the future, would surely recognize him.

Go downstairs and knock on the door.

Da Xiong opened the door with a "click" and looked at Tan Wenjie in surprise. "Brother Jie, when did you go out?"

“These things are not important.” Tan Wenjie took two steps to the side and pointed to the three Flying Dragon Special Police officers. “I found three average-looking helpers to accompany you to the school to pick up girls. Are you feeling much more at ease now?”

Da Xiong nodded and said, "He looks so ordinary, he definitely won't steal my thunder."

I can't believe I suspected that Brother Jie was trying to steal my thunder and woo my sister. I'm so ashamed.

Three Flying Dragon SWAT officers: "..."

But thinking about the mission they still had to complete, they held back for the time being.

"Ah Jie." Da Xiong's sister walked over. "Mom, let me introduce you. This is Ah Jie."

Tan Wenjie looked at Sister Pomegranate's version of Nobita's mother: "Hello, Auntie, I'm Zhen's friend."

Nobita: "?"

Wait, I met them first.

But three Flying Dragon Special Police officers had already grabbed Nobita's shoulders.

"We have something to ask you." X3
They dragged Da Xiong away.

Da Xiong's mother simply looked Tan Wenjie up and down with an appreciative gaze.

My daughter's boyfriend? Who knows when he'll dump her?

"Ah Jie, there's a perfect spot outside for a walk."

You'd better really mean you're taking a walk.

"I'm not familiar with this area, why don't you take me there?"

Their eyes met and they understood each other's thoughts.

"Are you coming back tonight?" Nobita's mother suddenly asked.

"Oh dear, Mom! We've only just met," Ah Zhen said shyly.

It's a bit affected, but I can accept it because she's pretty.

Tan Wenjie immediately picked up on the signal: "Auntie, I will definitely bring her back on time."

Whether she comes back tonight or not is not up to her to decide.

The two strolled under the streetlights.

"Ah Jie, this is the first time I've ever held hands with a boy."

Tan Wenjie glanced at the small hand that the other person had reached out to grab, and nodded: "Me too."

Anyone can refresh their chastity mark on time.

He had a strange feeling of being the prey.

We might as well let the other party do as they please.

The two strolled around for a while.

"My legs are so sore. There's a hotel right ahead, let's go in and rest for a bit. I happen to have a membership card, so I get a 20% discount."

"Ok?"

A few minutes later.

"Ah Jie, this is the first time I've ever been alone with a guy in a hotel bed."

Looking at the other person's fair little feet resting on his thigh, Tan Wenjie immediately chose to believe them. (End of Chapter)