I logged into Mr. Zombie

in the afternoon.

At the entrance of Shengyuqiang Middle School... next to the green belt.

"The landing posture is really important."

Tan Wenjie lay in the green belt, thankfully no one noticed him. Otherwise, what if he, who was currently unable to use his strength, was picked up by a beautiful, wealthy, and proud girl who had never been in a relationship and was prone to blushing?

He had no choice but to keep quiet and suppress his anger.

There's only one or countless ways to find a shortcut. While paying for the vitality points to return to the world of "The Return of the Souls," he "accidentally" slashed with the divine and demonic sword that could cleave space.

It's like when an egg hatches and sheds its shell, artificial help is given.

Then he was punished by an infinite power, which was very likely the legendary power of Heaven and the will of the world.

My body is still numb.

With Tan Wenjie's current stats, even if someone were to idly shoot him, it would be difficult to break through his defenses, so he wasn't nervous.

Just lie there.

Some girls wearing short skirts passed by, but he was temporarily bound by that force and could only watch the beautiful, long legs of the girls walking around.

“I have borne all this pain and cost alone, and it is impossible for me to give up.”

With a few tries, you'll eventually find the pattern, and then you can roam freely through the myriad worlds.

It was just a punishment of looking at girls' long legs; he could handle it.

The bushes suddenly rustled.

A dog walked over.

Sticking out its tongue, it curiously leaned closer.

Tan Wenjie's eyes widened suddenly: "Damn it, I'm warning you, don't come any closer!"

At the critical moment.

"Woof!" It was clearly a person imitating a dog's bark.

The stray dogs were scared away.

"Hey buddy, are you alright?"

The person who came was wearing the school uniform of Sheng Yuqiang Middle School, but had an overly mature face. Even though he was good-looking, he couldn't escape the "trying to look young" look. It was too incongruous for an uncle to wear a school uniform.

Looking at the face of the young Zhang Sanfeng, Little Fish, Sun Wukong, Tan Wenjie said, "I'm admiring the scenery."

"Oh, then I won't bother you any longer."

"Damn it, come back here."

Seeing that the other party had indeed obediently returned, Tan Wenjie breathed a sigh of relief.

Because of what the other person said, someone has already discovered that there are people in the green belt. If you still want to lie here and continue to look under skirts, it certainly won't be that easy.

Tan Wenjie explained, "I am actually a deity, but I am cultivating and therefore cannot move for the time being."

"You think I'd believe you just because you say you're a god?" The other person scoffed and turned to leave again.

Tan Wenjie spoke up immediately: "You're mentally challenged, aren't you?"

The other person suddenly stopped in their tracks.

He slowly backed away, turned around, and finally squatted down in front of Tan Wenjie, his face full of sincerity: "Immortal, how did you figure that out?"

Tan Wenjie smiled slightly: "You look like you're in your thirties but you're still in high school, of course you're mentally challenged."

"Immortal, you are so accurate." He lowered his head for a moment, and when he looked up again, he was in tears. "I am over thirty years old. The school has very strict academic requirements. I have never been able to graduate from high school. I will definitely have to continue studying this year if nothing unexpected happens."

Tan Wenjie: "I can help you..."

His eyes suddenly lit up: "God, can you help me pick up girls?"

"No wonder you couldn't graduate." Tan Wenjie said disdainfully, "School is a place for learning, and you're using it to date."

Dating someone in their thirties who's in their teens is simply outrageous; it's better to do it yourself.

"Can't even pick up girls? I'm leaving."

"Wait, actually I'm really good at picking up girls, I can teach you."

"Really?"

"With my good looks, would you believe me if I said I couldn't pick up girls?"

"That makes sense."

"Of course that makes sense. This young classmate seems to be quite the charmer. What's your name?"

"Immortal, you can call me Da Xiong, what about you, Immortal?"

"Since you look so much older than me, just call me Brother Jie."

Nobita: "...?"

So does this nickname have anything to do with looking old?

"Brother Jie."

He was used to being bullied at school, so he could call someone more than ten years younger than him "boss" without any qualms.

Da Xiong took a phone out of his schoolbag and dialed it after Tan Wenjie told him the number. The call was connected quickly.

He also thoughtfully placed the phone next to Tan Wenjie's ear.

"Hello, who is this?" Leon's voice came through.

There was a rustling sound, like the sound of shuffling cards.

Tan Wenjie: "It's me, Lyon. Where are you?"

Leon: "Ah J? I'm discussing Terminator 3 with James Cameron."

There must be a mental patient in the mental hospital whose surname is Zhan and whose name happens to be James Cameron.

“I already told you it’s a terrible movie, don’t waste your energy,” Tan Wenjie said. “I can’t move right now, come and help me.”

Leon: "Drink some milk, you'll recover quickly, bang!"

Damn, they're just playing mahjong, and they claim they're discussing movies.

Tan Wenjie: "One thousand yuan."

"Coming soon—beep beep beep."

Da Xiong looked at the phone in his hand, then looked up at Tan Wenjie.

"Oh my god, we didn't tell your friend the address. He hung up the phone too quickly."

"Don't worry, he'll find it."

As soon as Tan Wenjie finished speaking, a taxi pulled up to the side of the road.

The car door opens.

blah blah.

The leather shoes hit the ground.

Leon, dressed in a black trench coat, makes his entrance on a sweltering summer day, carrying a plastic lily in one hand and a black leather suitcase in the other.

The taxi driver stuck his head out and said, "Hey, pay up! Don't think I won't beat you up just because you're mentally ill!"

Lyon looked at Tan Wenjie: "Ah Jie, I lost all my money while playing cards with James just now. Can you cover for me?"

Tan Wenjie: "If I were still able to move, I would have paid for you long ago."

The two didn't speak, but their eyes were tacitly fixed on Nobita.

Nobita pointed to his nose: "Do you expect me to pay?"

I just happened to be passing by.

I have a feeling that these two are working together to mess with me.

However, given Nobita's submissive nature, he still chose to pay the bill.

“Your situation, well…” Leon crouched down and tapped Tan Wenjie on the shoulder, “is quite troublesome.”

Tan Wenjie understood the meaning behind that tone all too well; he wanted more money.

He spoke first: "One hundred yuan."

"One thousand yuan, or forget it."

"I can recover by myself after a good night's sleep."

"five hundred."

"make a deal."

Nobita immediately realized, "Wait, am I going to have to pay again?"

When he took out his money, Da Xiong suspected again that he had been ripped off, but when he saw Leon take out a bottle of milk and pour it into Tan Wenjie's mouth, and then Tan Wenjie was suddenly able to move, his suspicion turned into certainty.

These two people must be scammers.

"Whoo~"

Tan Wenjie twisted his neck, feeling a bit uncomfortable, and thought he would do it again next time.

Only then did he have the energy to look at Lyon.

"Leon, why are you walking with your butt sticking out?"

Lyon sighed, "I've been having loose stools lately."

Tan Wenjie asked in surprise, "Isn't that used to describe pets?"

Lyon replied matter-of-factly, "I happen to have a tricky case, so I'm going to eat dog food and learn how to smell a dog's nose."

Tan Wenjie nodded knowingly: "Then you do have soft stools."

They're eating dog food now, so using pet-related terms is quite reasonable, since this is Lyon, after all.

Nobita standing to the side: "..."

What kind of weird stuff are you guys talking about?

“This isn’t the place to chat,” Tan Wenjie said.

“I know a Japanese restaurant,” Leon chuckled slyly. “The Japanese girls there are really hot.”

"You're actually this kind of person!" Tan Wenjie said disdainfully.

Lyon: "They wear yukatas, the very traditional kind."

Tan Wenjie said earnestly, "I suddenly really want to eat Japanese food."

The two had already made their decision, and Da Xiong followed in a daze, then dawdled and paid the fare.

When he came to his senses, he found himself surrounded by two women in kimonos who appeared to be without armor, one on each side.

"Brother Jie, this...this..." Da Xiong blushed.

Tan Wenjie didn't even look at him.

It's just teaching people how to pick up girls. I'll give them a couple of pointers when I have time. It would be a problem if Da Xiong, with his looks and money, couldn't pick up girls.

After the waiters left, Tan Wenjie took out a magic bead and told Leon his purpose.

Even if Leon couldn't solve the problem, getting a method from him would be much easier than researching it aimlessly on his own. "Such dense demonic energy," Leon rubbed his chin. "If this egg hatches, it will be a Demon King!"

"This isn't an egg, it's a magic pearl." Tan Wenjie corrected himself promptly, lest his undeveloped magical artifact turn into an egg.

Hatching eight demons wouldn't be of much use; strengthening oneself is always more important than catching babies to become a summoner.

“So you need to seal it first.” Leon said, nodding as he spoke, as if deep in thought.

"Then?"

Leon didn't say anything, but he rubbed his left hand together.

Tan Wenjie: "One thousand yuan."

Lyon: "Deal! Pay up!"

Nobita, who had just recovered from the scent of two Japanese waitresses who seemed to dislike wearing armor, asked in confusion, "Why are you all looking at me?"

"Give me the money!" X2
"Oh." Da Xiong took out his money, but paused. "Can I pay by card? I don't have any cash."

"Of course!"

Lyon opened his suitcase and took out a large pile of machines.

If it weren't for space constraints, Tan Wenjie suspected that Lyon could bring out the entire bank counter, and there might even be bank tellers inside handling business.

After receiving the money, Leon continued, "Of course, you can't say that a monster has been born, but we can put it another way."

Tan Wenjie immediately grasped the key point.

For example, if the concept of the birth of the Demon Orb is replaced with sealing, the evil is transformed into good, and the effect of sealing on the Demon Orb can be less than or equal to 0.

The birth of eight demonic orbs has caused a surge in demonic energy, which is against the natural order and therefore absolutely forbidden in principle.

It's not allowed in principle, but it is allowed in practice.

Incorporate them, give them a makeshift cover, and there won't be any problems.

Tan Wenjie asked, "What should we do?"

Since Lyon has a way and can afford to pay for it, he doesn't need to put in any more effort.

Lyon held up one finger: "One thousand dollars."

"Beep." Da Xiong next to me swiped his card very cooperatively.

This time it was voluntary, because the magic bead had been floating in the air, and he knew that he had really encountered a god, even though the god's mental state seemed a bit off.

"Find something to put the beads in."

Lyon placed his black leather suitcase on the table, took out a bottle from it, and tossed it aside.

Tan Wenjie instinctively reached out and caught it: "Muscle hardening water?"

He remembered that this seemed to be one of the tools developed by Dr. Jiang Si, a fellow patient in Lyon.

Dr. Jiang Si's greatest invention is the ever-changing star.

Another thing was thrown over, and Tan Wenjie caught it in his hand.

Da Xiong curiously leaned over and asked, "Brother Jie, what's this?"

Tan Wenjie said seriously, "This is a female magnet. With it, you can attract all the women around you."

“Brother Jie, I…” Da Xiong’s eyes lit up as he leaned closer.

"Snapped--"

A slap landed, and Nobita remained in the position of having his head tilted to the side.

"This is a prank prop, not chocolate beans. Using it will bring bad luck, especially back pain." As he spoke, Tan Wenjie put the female magnet into his pocket.

He's strong and can handle it.

Lyon was still looking for something.

Tan Wenjie asked in surprise: "Hallucination flash?"

He remembered that this was a project that Dr. Jiang Si was still researching before, but he didn't expect it to have already been put into production.

"Phew~" Leon wiped his forehead. "Finally here."

Tan Wenjie and Da Xiong both looked at Lyon.

Leon was holding a banana.

Tan Wenjie: "Leon, are you kidding me? Using bananas?"

"Pop, just stuff it in like this." Leon gestured as if he had been there before, "It works really well."

“Although this bead looks like an egg, it’s not the kind that jumps,” Tan Wenjie said. “And I don’t have soft stools.”

“I see.” Leon nodded, then pulled out a large durian. “Use this to plug it.”

"Damn, don't I have any dignity when I'm out here?" Tan Wenjie reached into Da Xiong's pocket, pulled out a credit card, and handed it to Leon while the other man hesitated. "I want the simplest, easiest, and coolest way. I also want to pick up girls."

"I'm really scared of you, but you're lucky today, you just happened to run into me..." Leon casually picked up a small drum next to him, "Use this."

Da Xiong whispered, "Brother Jie, it seems like he just picked it up randomly."

"He's always been like this, you'll get used to it."

Tan Wenjie: "I have eight."

“Then we’ll use eight.” Leon looked around but couldn’t find a suitable small drum, so he simply dropped the one he was holding and bent down to look in his suitcase.

He dug deeper and deeper, until his entire upper body was inside the suitcase.

Nobita: ∑(;°Д°)!

"Brother Jie, he...he..."

(;)(_;)
He turned to look at Tan Wenjie, gesturing with his hands:

(д)！ ！
Finally, Leon almost completely crawled into the suitcase, with only his feet sticking out.

Leon's voice came from the suitcase: "Ah Jie, give me a hand!"

"coming."

Tan Wenjie grabbed Lyon's ankle and pulled him out forcefully.

With a clatter, a dozen or so small drums broke free from Leon's arms and rolled onto the ground.

"And then?" Tan Wenjie casually picked up a small drum.

【Demon Sealing Wave: An exclusive item used to seal demons】

You've wandered onto the wrong set.

Whether it's a small drum, a banana, or even a durian, it doesn't matter. He follows Leon's established character; the appearance doesn't matter. The most important thing is not to give Leon any opportunity to add his own imaginative interpretations.

Everything needs to be resolved quickly.

The simpler the setting, the stronger the power.

However, he also breathed a sigh of relief, thankfully it wasn't a rice cooker.

“The demonic energy is too strong; it is intolerable to Heaven.” Leon shook his head and said, “It’s difficult to solve in one world. You need to find at least eight worlds, and let one seed be born in each world.”

Tan Wenjie: "Damn it, you're messing with me."

I knew Lyon was unreliable.

"Huh?" Leon pulled out a stack of movie tickets and slammed them on the table. "Sci-fi, horror, romance, Category III... I got them all from James."

"As expected of you, Leon!" Tan Wenjie was moved. He knew it... Leon's unreliability could sometimes be surprisingly reliable.

So this is another way to understand "changing the world".

Then he asked, "How about a themed room?"

If watching movies is acceptable, then there's no reason why staying in a hotel shouldn't be.

Lyon nodded: "Okay!"

Tan Wenjie then asked, "What about a quiet, deserted park late at night?"

Lyon nodded again: "Okay!"

Tam Man-kit: "The back seat of the last bus."

“Hiss, of course.” Leon gave a thumbs up.

"Where's the children's playground?"

"Damn it, that's illegal! You beast!"

Nobita: "..."

He always felt that the two of them weren't talking about anything serious, and that sealing some kind of demon king could possibly involve those kinds of places.

After glancing at the movie tickets on the table, Da Xiong's eyes widened suddenly: "The Sex and Zen!"

Although he wasn't good at studying, he had always wanted to read classic literature, but he was too timid to buy tickets. He never expected to find movie tickets here.

Da Xiong tentatively looked at Tan Wenjie, and after receiving a nod from Tan Wenjie, he quickly picked up a ticket and stuffed it into his pocket.

"Remember to do one every few days, don't do them all at once," Leon instructed as he packed his suitcase. "Otherwise, it will be difficult to get an exception."

"Don't worry," Tan Wenjie waved his hand, indicating that he understood.

If we don't leave, he's going to call the mental hospital.

"I have urgent business to attend to, so I'll be leaving now." Just as Lyon finished speaking, a group of psychiatric hospital doctors rushed in.

Under Nobita's dumbfounded gaze, Leon was strapped to a stretcher and carried away.

Nobita pointed to the door: "He...he...he..."

"He's a reclusive master living in a mental hospital. Didn't you just see him?"

Tan Wenjie picked up the Magic Sealing Wave Drum and stuffed the magic beads into each one.

Not only the eight demonic beads, but also the Seven Star Demonic Beads, the Heavenly Yang Divine Bead, and the Earthly Yin Demonic Bead were each sealed with a Demon Sealing Wave Drum.

Magic orbs are only 4-star rarity at most. If you put all the magic orbs together, their power will definitely be even greater.

He couldn't, and didn't need to, fuse all the magic orbs into a single magical artifact, but connecting the magic-sealing drums given to him by Leon and turning them into a single artifact wouldn't be difficult.

"I'm such a genius," Tan Wenjie exclaimed.

"Brother Jie, when are you going to teach me how to pick up girls?" Da Xiong peeled a banana and stuffed it into his mouth.

Seeing Tan Wenjie suddenly staring straight at him, Da Xiong felt uneasy: "I've been running with you for so long, and you only gave me a banana. There's no need for you to turn against me."

Tan Wenjie suddenly said earnestly, "Although Lyon seems a bit mentally unstable, he is a career-oriented man and a very trustworthy person. He always keeps his word."

"Oh." Nobita nodded, then asked, "What do you mean?"

It sounds a lot like a blind date or matchmaking service.

Tan Wenjie: "He's had diarrhea recently. If he can't make it in time, he might just find something to plug his throat."

"Oh, what's wrong?" Nobita stuffed the last bit of banana into his mouth.

"If he says he'll use a banana to block it, he will definitely use a banana to block it."

"What did you say?!" Nobita stared at the banana peel in his hand. "Ugh—!" (End of Chapter)