[Football] Bad Boy Batty

This board game can be played by up to 8 people at the same time. Batistuta reserved a seat for Mudfish, and after removing the seats for himself, Lucas, and Jolin, there were only 4 left. They are: De Bruyne, Neymar, Kyle Walker, and B席.

They moved from Batty's floor to the 25th floor because the decoration there was retro, the largest living room had expensive and comfortable sofas and carpets, and most importantly, there was a fireplace to create an atmosphere.

A group of people sat on the carpet with a game map in the middle. Qiaolin and Niqiu sat on the side facing the corridor, B席 and Walker sat on the side with their backs to the window, Batistuta and Neymar chose the side close to the sofa so that they could stay as wild as they wanted. Finally, Lucas and De Bruyne sat opposite Batistuta and Neymar, with their backs to the fireplace.

The map is of medium size. According to the instructions in the manual, the playing time is 2-4 hours, which is very easy and much shorter than various role-playing games such as "Dungeons & Dragons".

"It's very simple. Everyone rolls the dice to choose their birthplace, and then draws your occupation and salary from this pile of cards in turn. When you pass by the small grid of 'random events', you draw from these cards. There are events such as 'fine for running a red light', 'being exposed', 'winning the lottery', etc. In the process, you can also--"

"Come on, loach, we're not babies anymore." Batty interrupted his younger brother who was explaining the rules impatiently, "Let's get started. If there are any problems, we can solve them when they arise. These idiots won't understand if you tell them now."

"Look, how funny it is, a fool himself is calling others fools." De Bruyne spoke suddenly. He was sitting opposite Batistuta with his arms folded, with a sarcastic look on his face.

"What did you say?" Batty looked up.

De Bruyne shrugged.

"Oh, I see. You think you're the only smart person here, right?" Batty snorted in annoyance. "If you don't want to play, just leave. No one's stopping you."

De Bruyne didn't say anything or walk away.

"Okay, okay, let's get started." Loach deliberately made a clattering sound with the instruction manual, which finally covered up the gunpowder smell in the air. He threw a dice at Seat B, "Bernardo, you distribute the figurines to everyone. They are in that box, right, behind your butt."

Seat B was enjoying the show, but when his name was suddenly called, he became a little flustered and almost knocked over the box containing the little figures behind him.

"Sorry." He smiled awkwardly at everyone.

"Why are you always so clumsy?" Walker snatched the box of figurines from B席's hand, and swiftly picked out the cars and figurines from it and distributed them. "Then there's Batistuta - you and Neymar's. Considering that you're Brazilians, one yellow and one green, that makes sense, right?"

Batistuta took his yellow car and put the Lego figure representing his brown skin and golden hair (there is no lighter hair color) in the driver's seat. Then he looked at the green car in Neymar's hand next to him, shook his eyebrows and signaled to Walker.

"It's so ugly," he said.

"Those are the colors of your flag." Walker closed the box and threw it behind him.

"Yes, but it's still ugly." Batty was still as disgusted as ever.

"I'll take this as a thank you, baby." Walker blew Batty a kiss. "Who's going to draw first?"

"Ladies first." Loach gave the card to Qiaolin.

"How thoughtful." Qiao Lin closed her eyes and drew two cards from the occupation and salary cards. "Please give me an easy and high-paying job - plumber?" She frowned. "Wait! Oh! I have an annual salary of 170 million!" She was instantly happy again.

"What? That's unreasonable!" Batty looked at the cards in her hand in disbelief. "How can a plumber have such a high annual salary?"

"Of course it's possible, look at Mario." (Super Mario, a game)
"Obviously this game isn't as realistic as advertised," De Bruyne suddenly said. "It's a board game. If it were more realistic, no one would buy it."

Barty rolled his eyes at the fireplace.

"Anyone can draw it if they are lucky." Qiao Lin kissed the card in her hand. "It's time to try your luck, dear. If you are lucky, you can even get an annual salary of 200 million yuan while being a devout believer!"

"I've always had good luck." Batty took the occupation and salary cards and casually pulled out two from the bottom. "I think this occupation is useless. If it's on a computer, it might have a bonus, but in a board game - what the hell!"

After flipping over the two cards, his smile froze on his face: "That's great. I'm now a bank executive with an annual salary of only 20 yuan."

"Ha!" Walker laughed loudly and mercilessly.

"Don't worry, I will help you from time to time." Neymar patted Batistuta's knee. He drew the painter, but his annual salary was 80.

"Oh, a painter earns more than a bank executive." Batty blew his lips to express his dissatisfaction. "What bad luck, this is a terrible start."

Worse was yet to come.

After everyone determined their profession and random positions, Batty rolled three 1-point dice and successfully got a chance to draw a "random event". The random event he drew was -

"You were robbed and everything was taken away. You lost all your cash and were hospitalized for three days... Damn it." Batty's face fell, and he cursed softly as he threw the toy banknotes in his hand into the box, then moved the yellow car representing him to the 'hospital' grid.

'Three days in hospital' means he will lose three chances to roll the dice.

"Great!" He jumped onto the sofa, put his legs upside down, and lazily watched the others continue to roll the dice. "Leave me alone, just let me rot in the hospital, you guys continue!"

In the three rounds that were vacated by him, dentist De Bruyne won the jackpot and received a check for 3kw; Walker was a sailor and owned an apple orchard, Lucas was a barber and ran an international oil company, and Loach got married and successfully became the head of his circus from a tightrope walker.

Batty couldn't help but complain: "Are we really playing Monopoly? Why don't I feel rich at all?"

"Maybe yours is the poor version." Seat B joked. He is a gardener with an annual salary of 130 million and a securities company that can get 1500 pounds from others every round.

"Shut up." Batistuta gave the Portuguese midfielder a middle finger.

"Thunder destroyed my house, and I got 100 million in compensation!" Neymar cheered, "I can give you half, Batistuta."

"Thank you, but I don't need it." Batty put the yellow car back on the grid and rolled the dice with 13 points. He finally built the first house in the game and was rewarded with 20 pounds for discovering the loophole in the Food and Drug Administration. "See, things are going in a good direction again." He shook the cards in his hand, "I will definitely be the final winner."

De Bruyne let out a loud sneer.

When everyone looked at him, he acted very calmly: "Nothing, I just thought of something funny."

"Humph." Batty rolled his eyes again. "It seems that someone is very disdainful of my goal. We will see!"

……

"Wow! I have a wife again!" After walking a long way, Niu Qiu stepped on the option of getting married again. Now he has two wives and three children. Of course, this is not a problem, because he just won a five-story villa and half a year of tax exemption not long ago, which is enough to support his whole family.

And what about Batty?

Batty is going broke.

His business was booming, he built a resort hotel, and used his position in the bank to give himself tax exemption and promote projects, and had a bank deposit of 6kw. But two rounds after he became the richest man in the game, Seat B drew a "Life Exchange" card.

So Batti took possession of the sealed securities company and the 400 million yuan IOU inherited from Sean B.

"Oh, poor thing," Walker said, "if this game was realistic, you'd be selling your ass on the street right now."

"Shut up, Kyle." Batty snorted and made a backhand V to him, "If I can save my life once, I can save it a second time, no problem." Then he rolled the dice and took 7 steps forward, "Emmm, have a child, God! How can I have a child if I'm not married?"

"This is the rule of the game. You can have a child without getting married, for example, you can give birth to a child yourself." Qiao Lin smiled and handed the box containing the figurine to Batty, "Take a look at the ABO settings."

"Don't." Batty took the box and took out a random figurine from it and put it on the car. Then he made a speechless gesture to his friend, "Let me go and don't mention your terrible fan fiction. We are playing board games."

Qiao Lin shrugged: "That's what I said."

Yes, she just said it casually, but someone still remembered it. When the game was over, he secretly searched the keywords "fan fiction, ABO setting, childbirth" on his phone, and the content that popped up opened the door to a new world for him.

……

In the end, it was Loach who went bankrupt first. In order to help his boss through the crisis, he bought a slot machine in the game and gave up rolling the dice to play it in every round, and finally went bankrupt. In the round before he went bankrupt, he entrusted his circus and his three grown-up children who didn't need help to pay off student loans and could increase the income by 5000 pounds per round to Batty.

"It's touching, but it's useless," De Bruyne said, holding up his card. "I'm now the cabinet secretary, the head of the civil service, and I have the final say over the whole country, no, the whole game."

"You're crazy!" Batty glared at him, "Only the Prime Minister card counts as victory!"

"No, the prime minister is just there for show, the cabinet secretary is the one who really makes the decision." De Bruyne explained slowly, "I have the power to order everything now."

"Well, he's right." Loach studied the instruction manual, "Getting the Cabinet Secretary's card can indeed adjust some of the rules in the game."

The air was quiet for a while.

"Alright." Batty narrowed his eyes. "So - Mr. Real Power, what do you want to order us to do?"

I command you to make peace with me now.

Of course, De Bruyne was just thinking about it in his mind. He would never say such a thing, not in public, let alone in private.

"I'm going to raise the tax rate by 15%," he said. "From the next round, everyone will have to pay 3 yuan in taxes for urban construction."

"Urban construction." Batty sneered. "In the end, it all went into your wallet, right? Oh Kevin, when you retire you really should join the government. You will be an excellent official."

De Bruyne moved the corners of his mouth, did not answer, and then took off his hat in a sarcastic manner.

Batty was so angry that he turned into a tomato.

Qiaolin was very happy watching the game, as she had recently become fond of love-hate themes; Walker and B Silva were also very happy watching the game, as the Premier League was suspended and they didn't have to play or train, and there was nothing more interesting than watching Batistuta and Kevin bickering with each other; Lucas was not very happy, as he had neither good nor bad luck in this game and was the type of player who was easily overlooked; and Neymar, Neymar was unusually calm.

He didn't care about winning or losing a game. The Golden Ball trophy with his name engraved on it was placed in the room upstairs, and he was destined to be the ultimate winner.

"Buddy, your dog keeps barking!"

At this time, Guardiola's voice came from the gate.

"I brought them down - by the way, the situation around the world is not very good. UEFA has just announced the suspension of all events, not just the Champions League, but also the European Cup this summer, which may be held next year."

"But the good news is that our helicopter plan has been approved and we can be picked up by next Monday at the latest," he said after a pause.

With the sound of claws hitting the ground, the three wolfhounds rushed into the room like the wind and went straight to Batty who was sitting on the sofa.

"Oh my baby Kevin! Come here and let me touch you!" Batty turned over and opened his arms. The lightest-colored wolfhound stepped on the game map and jumped onto the sofa, then happily licked Batty's entire face with its tongue.

"My children!" Walker watched helplessly as the dog's paws overturned his car, but before his brain could react, the other two jumped onto the sofa with their games, and the whole map was in chaos.

"Hey!" Walker yelled, "You can't sabotage things just because you're going bankrupt!"

"Sorry." Batty said insincerely, his attention was all on his dogs. "Come meet your counterpart, Kyle. This is my baby Kyle. He is the biggest and strongest."

"...Wait, you really called him my name!" Walker made an unbelievable expression, "I thought you were joking!"

"Why would I joke?" Batty hugged the gray one and rubbed the fur on his head. "This one is called Kun. He is a big eater just like our Kun. He can spend a whole day just watching birds on TV."

"That sounds like it suits Aguero," said B Silva.

"Yeah, and this one, he's my favorite!" Batty hugged the light-colored wolfhound and dragged him onto his legs, then he rubbed his belly. "Baby Kevin is the smartest. It's no exaggeration to say that he can understand all my instructions."

"It's true," Guardiola, standing nearby, interjected. "He's the only one who opens the cage himself and drags me along until I say I'll bring them to you."

"Because they love me!" Batty kissed each dog on the head. "Baby Kevin is very considerate. He even warmed my bed when the heating was off - unlike some arrogant jerk who never admits his mistakes and only makes fun of others."

Wow-oh.
This direction is too obvious.

Guardiola glanced at the disciples around him.

'What's going on here? ' he asked with his eyes.

"Nothing." Seat B gestured, "We are playing games."

"Games?" Guardiola raised his eyebrows. "Can you quarrel over playing games?"

"Yes, Monopoly." Walker laughed, "The bottom line is that Kevin broke Battie twice."

'so--'

"I want one too." Lucas' voice interrupted everyone's eye contact. He looked at Batty and the three wolfhounds, "I also want a dog with the same name as me."

"No, there are too many dogs here already," Batty refused. "But you can be a cat, Luki. I'll find him a companion once I get the jam. Speaking of which - how is he?"

"He's fine." De Bruyne said coldly, "Don't worry about it, someone is taking care of him."

"Why should I believe you? You must leave the little guy at home alone. He is all alone and can only eat food from the automatic feeder." Batty said, "Guess what, I will take him over even if I have to violate Manchester's epidemic prevention and control fine-"

"My mom is watching over Jam! He's fine!"

"I don't care who's taking care of him, as long as it's not me he won't be doing well enough!"

"You can't even take care of yourself."

"Of course I can!"

"Don't make a fool of yourself. You haven't eaten all day."

"You guy-"

Neymar grabbed Batistuta who was about to jump up and said, "Don't make any noise. During this special period, let's go to the lawn downstairs to play ball and take the dogs with us. What do you think?" he suggested.

Batty didn't move.

Just at the stalemate, Lucas suddenly spoke up again: "I don't know much about cats, and the name Luki doesn't seem right for a cat. If I choose a dog for you, and I haven't decided on a breed yet, can you call him Luki?"

"There are already enough dogs in this building!" Loach yelled, "Who do you think takes them out for a walk every morning? Please stop adding to my workload!"

Lucas kept muttering to himself, obviously not wanting to give up this excellent suggestion. Qiaolin covered her mouth and laughed secretly. Walker and B席 were not afraid of making trouble and clamored for a few more little animals and to use the names of everyone on the team.

The room suddenly became noisy, as if a bunch of bees were buzzing.

Oh my God—

Guardiola touched his head with a headache.

I brought a group of players.

(End of this chapter)