Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 268 Cockroach Dance Performance - Don't Miss It!

Given the speed of the electric scooter, even if Song Shiting drove off, the traffic police wouldn't be able to tell who he was.

But as a responsible citizen, Song Shiting stopped when he saw the traffic police waving at him, and was eventually fined fifty yuan.

"Why are you going so fast on your little electric scooter? It's so unsafe! If you hit someone, it could easily cause an accident. And you're not wearing a helmet! You can't ride on the road without a helmet. You might as well just push it home like this!"

"..."

The fake He Rou saw Song Shiting get scolded and finally had to push his electric scooter along the roadside to leave.

After thinking for a moment, Jia He Rou ran towards Song Shiting.

"Mr. Song!"

The fake He Rou ran up to him and said, "I just found two helmets by the roadside. Wear these and give me a ride home!"

Although he didn't know why Song Shiting, the heir to a multi-billion dollar conglomerate, would choose to ride a small electric scooter instead of a luxury car, he was confident that as long as he could go back with him, he could find an opportunity to make his move!
This is the best opportunity to get rid of Song Shiting. Once he gets back to the hotel, Jiang Nanxi will be back, and he won't be able to kill her without anyone knowing!

Seeing the two helmets in He Rou's hand, Song Shiting looked at her suspiciously. "Did you pick them up on the roadside?"

"correct."

The fake He Rou put on a safety helmet and handed another hat to Song Shiting.

"Put this on first. With this on, you can ride your electric scooter without being stopped by traffic police."

Song Shiting did not answer.

He stopped his electric scooter, took out his phone, and made a call, saying, "Hello, is this 110? Someone was stealing a helmet on the roadside, and I caught him."

Fake He Rou: ? ? ?

No, how did he know he stole it?

Wait a moment.

This is not the point.

The main point is, is Song Shiting out of his mind? Why did he call the police?! He stole the helmet because of him, since he was riding his electric scooter without a helmet!

When Jia Herou heard the police's voice coming from Song Shiting's phone, saying that they would be coming to arrest him soon, he was so frightened that he turned around and ran away.

He was originally a fugitive who has not been caught until now thanks to face-changing technology. He hates the police the most.

"Why are you running!"

When Song Shiting saw the fake He Rou running at high speed along the roadside, carrying a helmet in one hand and wearing another on her head, he immediately chased after her on his electric scooter.

"He Rou, do you know that stealing is illegal? Even if you're my date, I can't tolerate this kind of thing. Come back and wait for the police to handle it!"

"Are you fucking crazy? Can't you just get lost? Stop chasing me! I'm not going on a date with you anymore, okay?!"

The fake He Rou used her spiritual power to run wildly, trying to shake off Song Shiting, that idiot, so as to avoid causing him unnecessary trouble when the police arrived.

But Song Shiting was riding his electric scooter very fast and caught up with her in no time.

Song Shiting said with a cold expression, "I forgot to tell you, there was a photographer following us and filming us just now. You'd better come with me to the police station and turn yourself in, otherwise this will become a stain on your reputation."

You're a celebrity, how could you do something so illegal and disorderly? It's not too late to turn yourself in; at most, you'll just be fined. If you don't, netizens will think you have character flaws, and it will definitely affect your career!

"..."

Please, he's a fugitive serial killer, why would he care about such a minor crime as stealing?
Besides, he's not really He Rou!

Upon hearing Song Shiting's words, the fake He Rou glanced around and noticed a camera in an SUV filming them. It was clearly someone the production crew had secretly sent to follow them. With cameras rolling, he couldn't easily harm Song Shiting; it would easily expose him.

After thinking for a moment, Jia He Rou suddenly ran even faster and turned into a small path.

He kept running and shouting, "What's wrong with stealing two helmets? I did it all for you! I wanted to ride back with you, what did I do wrong, sob sob sob!"

Seeing him turn into the alley, Song Shiting quickly followed on his electric scooter.

director:"……"

audience:"……"

Wait, what's wrong with this couple? Their thought processes are so weird!

[The humor level of Song Shiting riding his electric scooter home is 1%, the humor level of Song Shiting being stopped by the traffic police is 100%, and the humor level of Song Shiting reporting He Rou for stealing a helmet is 100000000%! Hahahaha, this is so damn funny! Doesn't anyone think Song Shiting is funnier the more serious he is?]

[Song Shiting was practically righteous; his little electric scooter was going so fast, yet when the traffic cop told him to stop, he actually stopped.]

[This comparison makes He Rou seem even more lacking in manners and completely unworthy of Young Master Song. He Rou casually grabbed the helmets from two electric scooters parked on the roadside and claimed she found them—I really don't know where she gets the nerve!]

[This is hilarious! This guy even insisted on dragging He Rou to turn himself in. I've never seen anyone run so fast in high heels before!]

While Song Shiting and the fake He Rou were conducting a chase, Jiang Nanxi and her group arrived at the commercial street.

The shopping street was crowded, and Jiang Nanxi and Liu Qingyan's outfits were so outrageous that many passersby came over to take photos with them.

More and more passersby surrounded them, pushing Song Shixing and Li Chu out of the way, and the two groups were thus separated on the commercial street.

Jiang Nanxi looked at the passersby, then moved closer to Liu Qingyan and said, "There are so many people! Why don't you give them a performance?"

Liu Qingyan was tired of taking group photos with everyone and said irritably, "Why don't you perform for them?"

“You go perform, and I'll go ask them for money. If I perform, you go ask them for money.”

"..."

Liu Qingyan's lips twitched slightly as she said, "You're determined to recoup the cost of this outfit, aren't you?"

"What else can we do? We've already bought it, and so many people like to watch it, of course we can't let them watch it for free!"

"I'm not going, you go by yourself."

Liu Qingyan stood still.

Just taking photos with these passersby is exhausting enough, let alone making him perform on the street.
Jiang Nanxi: "I'll wear black stockings when I get back and show them to you."

Liu Qingyan: "I'm not going. Don't think I don't know that when you say 'wearing black stockings,' you mean putting black stockings on your head."

Jiang Nanxi thought for a moment and decided to unleash her ultimate move.

She took out her phone and showed Liu Qingyan a picture of an outfit. "I also bought a bunny girl outfit. I'll wear it for you tonight."

Liu Qingyan glanced at her phone and found that it was still the purchase success page, showing that cash on delivery had been processed.

He asked in surprise, "When did you buy it?"

Jiang Nanxi said shyly, "Before going on the show, they were thinking of giving you a surprise."

Liu Qingyan suddenly pulled a plastic bag out of his pocket and handed it to Jiang Nanxi, saying, "Go ask them for money."

Then he opened his arms and confidently walked towards the center of the crowd, announcing, "Cockroach dance performance, don't miss it!"