Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy
Chapter 267 Teacher Liu, You Are My New Mantis
Chapter 267 Teacher Liu, you are my new mantis~
This set of couple cockroach bodysuits is a little different from the one Jiang Nanxi wore at the beginning. The bodies of these two cockroach bodysuits are muscle suits with eight-pack abs.
The two large cockroaches, one male and one female, turned around and made an exaggerated muscle-flexing gesture towards Song Shiting.
"What's wrong with us? There are so many children watching nearby, can't we put on a show?"
"Don't make a fuss. We're playing a couple of cockroaches. Holding hands and kissing is perfectly normal."
After Jiang Nanxi finished speaking, she looked at Liu Qingyan with a shy expression and said, "Aren't you right? My new mantis~"
Liu Qingyan: "..."
Song Shiting: "..."
Song Shiting felt a great shock to his heart and eyes, and looked away without being able to bear looking at it.
Song Shiting turned and left without making a fuss, so no one else noticed that they were holding hands.
mission completed!
Jiang Nanxi looked around and found Song Shixing and Li Chu's location, then secretly moved over there.
Bang.
Fireworks suddenly exploded in the sky, turning the night into a kaleidoscope of colors, and the noise of people was drowned out by the sound of the fireworks.
Standing next to Li Chu, Song Shixing thought about how Li Chu had received birthday gifts from others, and mustered up the courage to confess his feelings.
He said somewhat nervously, "Li Chu, after spending this time together, I feel that you are very..."
He spoke carefully, afraid of offending Li Chu, but just as he was about to finish, he suddenly felt an itch in his palm.
Song Shixing paused, looked down, and saw a large cockroach squatting behind him, smearing something on his palm.
Song Shixing frowned. "Jiang Nanxi? What are you doing? Can you please stop bothering us here?"
Jiang Nanxi chuckled and said, "I didn't mean to bother you, I'm here to join you?"
Song Shixing: ?
Li Chu: ?
Just as the two were dumbfounded, Jiang Nanxi grabbed Li Chu's hand and put it into Song Shixing's hand.
I was just kidding.
Jiang Nanxi added, "Actually, I just wanted to wish you two a happy ending and that you stay together forever!"
After Jiang Nanxi finished speaking, she made a heart shape with her hands towards them.
At this moment, Song Shixing felt Li Chu's gaze, his face flushed red, and he became even more embarrassed.
Li Chu asked, "What did you just say about me?"
Song Shixing squeezed her hand and mustered up his courage again to say, "I think you're very cute."
Li Chu frowned, a little disgusted, and said, "Why are your hands all sticky? Did you just pick your nose? I didn't expect you to be even more slovenly than me!"
Song Shixing's expression changed, and he quickly explained, "No, how could I..."
Li Chu grasped his hand and lifted it up. "Look for yourself, there's a sticky liquid on your hand, and it's stuck to mine! Is that your snot?"
Li Chu felt increasingly disgusted and tried to pull her hand out, but found that she couldn't!
Her expression froze. "This doesn't look like snot, it's super glue! I can't get my hand off!"
"How could this be?"
Song Shixing tried to remove it but couldn't. He subconsciously looked in the direction Jiang Nanxi had been.
The large cockroach wearing a pink bikini was watching fireworks with the male cockroach next to them when it noticed their gaze, suddenly turned around and ran away.
"Jiang Nanxi!"
Song Shixing's angry roar rang out.
He dragged Li Chu along and chased after the pink female cockroach, shouting, "Was this your doing? I knew you were up to no good!"
"Damn, why are you so excited? I just wanted to help you guys out!" Jiang Nanxi shouted as she ran.
"Is this how you help someone out?!"
"Just tell me if you held hands or not, aren't you happy? How come you're blaming me after getting the benefit!"
"Go to hell! You stop right there!"
"Hey Hey Hey……"
Despite wearing a heavy cockroach bodysuit, Jiang Nanxi ran even faster than Song Shixing, and no one could catch her.
The others looked over when they heard the commotion, and they were all very surprised.
"Why is Song Shixing pursuing Jiang Nanxi? It's one thing to pursue her, but he also insists on holding Li Chu's hand along with her."
"There's definitely something fishy about these two. They've been holding hands the whole way without letting go. Are they on a mission?"
Finally, Jiang Nanxi took Song Shixing for a run on the beach. Li Chu was too tired to run anymore, so they had to stop and rest.
Seeing that they had stopped on their own, Jiang Nanxi walked over and said, "I originally wanted to put some hand cream on your hands so that the experience of holding hands would be better, but who knew I grabbed the wrong one."
Okay, let's go to a cosmetics store and buy some skincare oil. We'll pour some on our hands and dissolve the glue, and that should solve the problem. I'll pay for it if necessary!
Song Shixing said irritably, "If you're not the one paying for this, who is? Look at the mess you've made!"
Jiang Nanxi clicked her tongue lightly, "I was just trying to help you two develop your relationship! Who told you to be so hesitant when you confessed your feelings, and you didn't even dare to hold hands!"
Song Shixing: "..."
Then I should thank you?
Jiang Nanxi thought for a moment and said, "You guys go to the commercial street next to the beach and find a cosmetics store first. I'll go find Teacher Liu and we'll go together."
"Why are you looking for him? This is what you did!"
"Ask him to pay."
"..."
I'll just scratch you to death!
Jiang Nanxi used the excuse of paying to drag Liu Qingyan to the shopping street, because there was another task: to walk hand in hand in public.
Seeing that they had all gone to the shopping street, the others also planned to go there for a stroll after watching the fireworks.
Song Shiting found shopping uninteresting, so he decided to go back to the hotel to rest.
Seeing that he was about to leave, He Rou came over to him and said, "Mr. Song, are you going back? Can you take me back with you? I'm a little sleepy and want to go back and rest early."
Song Shiting said coldly, "Don't you have legs yourself?"
Seeing this, Song Wanwan quickly said, "Big brother, Sister Rou is your date. She just wants to spend more time with you. Don't be so mean to her."
Song Shiting still looked at her coldly, "What's it to you? And I've already told you, don't call me 'big brother' anymore!"
Song Wanwan's face paled, and she secretly clenched her hands.
Song Shiting ignored the two people and walked towards the roadside parking spaces next to the beach.
Seeing that he walked out alone without asking any staff to drive him back, He Rou thought this was a perfect opportunity and immediately followed him.
He Rou ran up to Song Shiting and said, "Mr. Song, did you drive here yourself? Could you give me a ride? I can sit in the back seat. If you don't want to talk to me, I can keep quiet the whole time."
Song Shiting looked over with a cold gaze.
He Rou looked helpless. "I'm your date. If we both go back, but you don't take me with you, people will definitely gossip about me. Please have pity on me and protect my reputation."
Song Shiting: "Oh."
Then, with a lift of his long legs, he stepped onto a small electric scooter parked by the roadside, and in front of "He Rou," he sped off on the scooter.
He Rou: ? ? ?
He Rou was stunned for a long time before shouting at Song Shiting with a distorted expression, "Hey, you're not wearing a helmet!"
Song Shiting was stopped by the traffic police.
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