Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 269 Life is tough, Teacher Liu performs for love
When Liu Qingyan walked to the center of the crowd, she did a backflip while wearing a heavy cockroach bodysuit, startling all the passersby.

Everyone dispersed, leaving him a separate open space to perform.

"So handsome! One more!"

"What a nimble cockroach! Give me another one!"

"another one!"

Passersby shouted and applauded.

Liu Qingyan then did another cockroach backflip.

Wow!

A deafening cheer erupted.

The atmosphere instantly became electric!

Jiang Nanxi took out a gong from her storage space and said to passersby while striking it, "Life is not easy, so cockroaches are performing for money. If you have money, please support us financially; if you don't have money, please support us with your presence. Fifty or a hundred yuan is not too much, and one or two yuan is not too little."

director:"……"

audience:"……"

【Huh?? You two are making money here?】

[Don't the people on this street know that the male cockroach's body houses a famous actor? If they knew, this street would probably be packed with people.]

[Teacher Liu has completely abandoned any idol image now. She may seem to be wearing a cockroach costume, but in reality, she's taken off her aloof mask.]

How exactly did Jiang Nanxi convince Yan Shen to do something like this? I'm completely dumbfounded.

Before the audience could even react...

Liu Qingyan opened his arms, and suddenly a red hat belonging to a groom appeared out of thin air in his hand.

"Next up is the cockroach transformation performance."

After he finished speaking, he put the red hat on his head and said, "This is a new mantis."

Just as passersby were wondering how he could conjure things out of thin air, the hat in Liu Qingyan's hand changed again.

He carried a shoulder pole with several sesame seed cake molds inside, walking back and forth in front of the crowd.

Liu Qingyan: "Guess what kind of mantis this is?"

A passerby (shouting at the top of their lungs): "Wu Dalang!!!"

Liu Qingyan: "Yes!"

Liu Qingyan walked around, and the thing in her hand changed again, becoming a valuable ancient hair ornament.

He put the crown on his head, and then conjured a trident out of thin air.

Liu Qingyan: "What kind of mantis is this?"

Passerby (excitedly): "Erlang!!!"

Amidst the expectant gazes of the crowd, Liu Qingyan removed the hair ornament from her head and took out a Qing Dynasty emperor's hat.

Liu Qingyan: "This is..."

Passerby (quickly answers): "Four-mantis!!!"

Liu Qingyan: "Correct answer!"

The object in Liu Qingyan's hand changed again, transforming back into Wu Dalang's attire.

The people around him stared for a long time, but they still couldn't figure out how he had conjured it up. The more they looked, the more shocked they became.

"Mom, this cockroach can do magic!"

"That's amazing! Here's a reward!"

"Such a powerful cockroach is out performing for money, I can't let it go without giving it a little something, here you go!"

Many passersby found it amusing and stuffed change into Jiang Nanxi's plastic bag, while some wealthy people even gave her red 100-yuan bills!

Viewers saw Liu Qingyan performing energetically in the crowd, while Jiang Nanxi happily collected money from a plastic bag until her hands were sore. [Help! Back in his prime, Liu Qingyan could earn hundreds of millions for a single film, and now he's stuck here busking. It's so heartbreaking.]

[I didn't feel any bitterness at all; I think Teacher Liu was quite enjoying himself. Since no one can see his face, he has no idol baggage whatsoever.]

[You two are locked in! Hurry up and go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get your marriage certificate! I've been a fan of Yan Shen for so long, and I never imagined he'd be busking on the street for a woman!]

[I bet a spicy snack that Jiang Nanxi won't share her money with Teacher Liu; Teacher Liu has given away his money again for nothing.]

Because of Liu Qingyan's wonderful performance, Jiang Nanxi's plastic bag was overflowing with reward money.

She glanced at the growing crowd of onlookers and suddenly saw something that shocked her in a corner at the back of the crowd.

Jiang Nanxi quickly put the money away, grabbed Liu Qingyan and ran, "Hurry, hurry! Song Shixing and Li Chu have made a major discovery, we need to get there quickly!"

Liu Qingyan asked in confusion, "What discovery?"

"They're kissing!"

"!!!"

While the two went to watch the excitement, Song Shiting chased He Rou to a secluded spot in an old residential area.

This old neighborhood is sparsely populated, and the houses look dilapidated, almost like dangerous buildings. At night, hardly anyone would pass by here.

Seeing that there was no road ahead, the fake He Rou turned around angrily and said, "Are you ever going to stop? It's just two helmets, is it necessary to chase me for so long?!"

Song Shiting rode on his electric scooter, the headlights shining on He Rou as he scrutinized her.

He originally thought that He Rou would run out of energy after running for a short while, and that he would catch up with her quickly and take her to the police station.

But Song Shiting didn't expect that this woman wouldn't even be out of breath after running for so long. If it weren't for his little electric scooter, he wouldn't have been able to catch up with her even on foot!
"How could you run for so long?"

Looking at the fake He Rou's posture, Song Shiting felt that some of her daily behaviors were also a little different from before.

Fake He Rou sneered and said, "Since you insist on coming along, then don't blame me for being impolite!"

Suddenly, a scalpel appeared in his hand.

Crackle, crackle!
In the dim light, Song Shiting heard a chilling sound of bones grinding together.

Then he saw He Rou suddenly lie face down on the ground, writhing like a giant spider, and the sound of bones grinding was coming from her body!
Song Shiting stared wide-eyed as she watched her body frame grow larger, her figure becoming like a man's, and a prominent Adam's apple appearing on her neck.

"You are not He Rou!"

Song Shiting's expression changed slightly. "You're a man! Who exactly are you, and why are you impersonating He Rou?!"

"Hehehe..."

The fake He Rou chuckled coldly as she stood up from the ground and walked towards Song Shiting.

The slender scalpel in his hand gleamed coldly in the light of the electric scooter's headlight.

He said, "I'm here to replace you."

The fake He Rou quickly walked up to Song Shiting's side.

His eyes hardened, and the next second, the scalpel pierced towards Song Shiting's heart.

The fake He Rou looked at Song Shiting with increasing excitement and agitation, "Starting tomorrow, I will be the eldest young master of the Song family, the true heir to the trillion-dollar conglomerate! As for you, go to hell!"

The thought that the Song family's assets were about to become his own made his hands tremble with excitement.

Actually, when he first met Song Wanwan, he treated her so well; it wasn't just because he saw her as prey.

What he wants is the entire Song family!
Song Wanwan was not only one of his prey, but also a tool for him to get in touch with other members of the Song family.

Otherwise, how could he have spared Song Wanwan after she took the money he robbed? It's because she has greater value!
"From now on, I am Song Shiting!"

In just a few seconds, he was already thinking about how to use the Song family's money.

In particular, he thought about the police in Hong Kong who had been chasing him for so long but could never catch him. Then he turned out to be the richest man in the mainland. He figured that if he stood in front of those people in the future, they probably wouldn't even recognize him!

Thinking of this, his smile grew wider and wider, and he couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"Hahaha, I never thought I'd get to experience what it's like to be the richest person!"

But just as the scalpel was about to touch Song Shiting, a blinding golden light suddenly flashed from the electric scooter, and a powerful energy swept over.