Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 197 Abstraction can infect not only humans, but also chickens!

The student paused for a moment.

He looked at the rooster on his shoulder, then at the others around him, "Who spoke? It was that kind of weird, mocking voice that you'd hear when you pretend to be a phoenix."

"I wasn't pretending to be a phoenix."

"I didn't either."

"Did you hear me wrong?"

Suddenly, someone pointed to the rooster on the man's shoulder and said, "When did this rooster get here?"

"how could I know!"

The man looked at the rooster impatiently and raised his hand to knock it away, saying, "Get out of my way! If you come any closer, I'll stew you and eat you!"

There was a snap.

Before his hand could even touch the rooster, the rooster slapped his hand.

"what--!"

He vaguely heard a "crack" sound of bone breaking, and then suddenly burst into a scream.

The others looked at the student's hand and saw that his right hand was hanging limply in front of him, unable to move at all.

His face contorted in pain. "My hand, my hand feels like the bones are cracked! That damn chicken!"

"what?!"

The others were shocked and immediately turned to look at the rooster. "Is this rooster that fierce?"

The rooster looked at them with its head held high and chest puffed out, its eyes revealing three parts disdain, three parts mockery, and four parts disgust.

It even stretched out a wing and gave everyone the middle finger, saying, "You're the chicken, your whole family are chickens, I'm the phoenix, can't you see?"

Captain Xu: ? ? ?

Other students: ? ? ?
No, you just look like a country rooster! Who could possibly guess you're a phoenix?
Oh no.

How could you possibly be a phoenix?!
Captain Xu's lips twitched as he looked at Jiang Nanxi in the pit and said, "I've long heard that the Vermilion Bird Tribe has a divine beast. Is this your divine beast?"

"You're clearly just a chicken, yet you dare to claim you have a phoenix? This has truly opened my eyes today."

"Pfft!"

One of the trainees laughed out loud, "Hahaha, in ancient times there was the story of calling a deer a horse, and now your Vermilion Bird Division is calling a chicken a phoenix, it's really hilarious!"

The others couldn't help but laugh.

"The Vermilion Bird Division has been at the bottom of the competition every year. It really shouldn't be called the Vermilion Bird Division anymore. It would be more like the Pheasant Division. Finding a pheasant to be their division's divine beast is indeed quite suitable."

"Ye Shutong even said to the public that the Vermilion Bird Division would definitely get first place this year. I really don't know where she got the courage."

"From this perspective, the Ultraman thing that Suzaku-bu was talking about must be just a joke."

"It's not easy for them to find a talking chicken essence."

Hearing these people's arrogant laughter.

Jiang Nanxi was speechless.

The rooster was speechless.

The audience was speechless.

【Seriously, isn't our Aotian famous enough? How come there are still people who don't know he's a phoenix?】

I think the main problem is that Aotian's appearance is too deceptive; at first glance, he really does look like a country rooster.

Why is Aotian in this form? Why doesn't it transform into a phoenix?!

[It seems that because Aotian's cultivation level is not yet high enough, its soul can only temporarily reside in the chicken's body.]

[This is so tragic for Aotian! Can we crowdfund to donate a divine beast body to him?]

"Ugh."

The rooster couldn't help but sigh. Seeing Captain Xu approaching, it flew off the student's shoulder, flapped its wings, and flew directly to the top of Captain Xu's head.

It raised its head and said melancholically, "I've already told you I'm a phoenix, why do people still not believe me? Do I have to take a welding class before you'll be impressed?"

Captain Xu's face turned green.

He swung his hand directly at the rooster on his head, yelling, "You're no phoenix whatsoever! We're not even the same bloodline! Being a chicken is the same as being a human; the most important thing is to recognize yourself! Get down here right now!"

As he spoke, Captain Xu unleashed a burst of spiritual energy, attempting to knock the rooster down.

But it was no use!

He clearly remembered that he had released his spiritual power, but the rooster on his head remained firmly in place, showing no sign of moving.

"you--!"

Captain Xu's face showed a look of shock. He never expected that this chicken spirit was so powerful that it could even block his spiritual energy attack.

Before Captain Xu could react, someone who saw the rooster's behavior couldn't stand it anymore and shouted angrily, "How dare you stand on Captain Xu's head? Do you want to be roasted like a chicken?!"

The rooster said, "Since you insist on calling me a chicken, then so be it. I won't explain anymore. I'm incubating eggs, so please don't disturb me."

Snap it.

The rooster perched gracefully on Captain Xu's head, once again looking down at the others with a disdainful gaze reminiscent of a pie chart.

[Hatching eggs? Hahahaha, that's hilarious! This guy's head really does look like a hard-boiled egg!]

[Aotian, even if you are a chicken, you're still a rooster! What are you doing incubating eggs, hahaha!]

[I told you, abstract thinking isn't just contagious to humans, it's contagious to chickens too!]

"Get down here!"

Captain Xu's angry roar rang out.

He even took out his weapon, a Tang sword, and thrust it towards the rooster above.

But the rooster stretched out its wings and easily clamped the Tang sword between its legs, preventing Captain Xu from moving it even an inch.

He tried to stab the damn chicken to death, but he couldn't move. He tried to pull the knife back, but he still couldn't move!

"what happened!"

Being humiliated by a chicken in front of his subordinates, Captain Xu's face turned pale and then red.

There was a click.

The rooster flapped its wings, snapping the blade of the Tang sword in two, and then threw it down from above.

"My knife!"

Captain Xu's heart was bleeding!

This is a magical Tang sword that he bought at a high price on the black market of Xuanmen, costing hundreds of thousands of yuan!
The key is,

This thing is his most handy weapon, allowing him to unleash twice his usual strength, making many experts of the same level in the Psionic Bureau fear him!

So, it just ended like that?!
He's fought so many masters, and this knife never even cracked! How could it break like this? That's ridiculous!
Captain Xu was completely stunned.

The others were also startled, staring in horror at the Tang sword broken in two.

The rooster crowed again, "Egg, I'll give you one last chance. Leave here, or I'll beat you to a pulp. You choose."

There was total silence.

After a long while, when no one spoke, Lu Jiaqi couldn't help but lean over and ask, "Who is it calling Egg?"

Jiang Nanxi looked at Captain Xu, whose face was ashen, and said, "Xu Dan, speak up, why aren't you saying anything?"
The Phoenix has given you one last chance; you must seize it!

Captain Xu: ? ? ? !
You're the egg; it has its own name!
Captain Xu glared at Jiang Nanxi, his face flushed with anger and his eyes blazing.

"I'm not leaving, so what?! We discovered this treasure together, we're not going to let you keep it all to yourself!"

"If you're so capable, let this chicken kill me. Then you can all expect the other departments of the Psychic Bureau to come after the Vermilion Bird Division!"