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Chapter 196 Your Phoenix Daddy is Here!

When Jiang Nanxi first saw these people, she thought it was Ye Shutong who had brought them over, since the black trench coats they were wearing looked like the uniforms of the Psionic Bureau.

But the next second, she realized something was wrong; the embroidered patterns on these people's trench coats were not the Vermilion Bird.

She looked closely and then recognized the embroidery pattern as Xuanwu, which belonged to the Xuanwu Department, another department of the Spirit Energy Bureau!

Jiang Nanxi turned off the music and put away the microphone and speakers.

A ding-dong sound.

Her watch rang.

Jiang Nanxi glanced at the message and saw that Ye Shutong had sent her a message.

Ye Shutong said that the people from the Xuanwu tribe had come to Ailao Mountain and told her that she must not give away the treasure of the Ailao King to these people.

Just after reading the message, a middle-aged man next to Cheng Qiaozhi spoke up, "What are you doing? Our Xuanwu Division of the Psionic Bureau received information that someone is robbing tombs and stealing treasures here. Could it be you?"

Cheng Qiaozhi shouted, "They not only robbed tombs and stole treasures, but they also damaged the tombs, robbed the remains of other people's ancestors, and even... they even did such disrespectful things to the remains! It's an outrageous crime!"

As he spoke, Cheng Qiaozhi's voice trembled.

He just got a scolding from his own father over the phone, and that's when he found out what terrible things Jiang Nanxi and the others had done in the tomb!
Jiang Nanxi frowned and said, "When did we rob tombs and steal treasures? We didn't get anything, and we were locked up here and almost lost our lives. It was clearly a premeditated murder!"

Cheng Qiaozhi said coldly, "The golden hilt of the Cheng family's Eastern Zhou sword was stolen by you, and you still dare to say you didn't?! The program was broadcasting live at that time, and viewers all over the world saw it!"

"Which eye of yours saw me steal it? I didn't even touch the golden hilt!"

Jiang Nanxi rolled her eyes. "That was clearly taken by the righteous Ultraman. Ultraman is also an employee of the Psionic Bureau. He was trying to find a national treasure for China!"

Liu Qingyan nodded in agreement and said, "Tracing back to its origins, the golden sword hilt is an antique from China. It was excavated and stolen by people from Country Y in China and sent to a museum in Country Y."

Now that the golden sword hilt has returned to China, it naturally belongs to China and is no longer the property of the Cheng family.

After Liu Qingyan finished speaking, he looked at the people of the Xuanwu Department and said, "Everyone, you should know something about the fact that the golden sword hilt of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty was lost overseas, right?"

"As members of the Psionic Bureau, are you really going to help the Cheng family by handing over this important national treasure to the people of Country Y?"

The people from the Xuanwu Division all changed their expressions.

The production crew's drones were still running, and Jiang Nanxi's live stream was still open. Many Chinese viewers were watching closely, so these people wouldn't dare to say anything out of line at this time.

The key is,

Not far away, Lu Jiaqi muttered to Song Shixing, "Ultraman finally managed to bring back the Chinese antiques. If he sends them back, what's the difference between him and a traitor?"

Song Shixing snorted coldly, "That's right!"

The middle-aged man leading the Xuanwu Division pondered for a long time before finally speaking earnestly to Cheng Qiaozhi, “Mr. Cheng, you are also aware of the origin of the Eastern Zhou golden sword hilt. Now that this thing has returned to China, it is returning to its ancestral home, and it cannot be considered theft.”

George Cheng: ???

Before Cheng Qiaozhi could speak, the middle-aged man continued, "The Cheng family has made a great contribution by bringing back the Chinese antiques that had been lost overseas! Mr. Cheng, rest assured, the Psionic Bureau will remember your contribution. In the future, if the Cheng family needs anything, I, Xu, will definitely do my best to help."

George Cheng's lips twitched.

He took a deep breath and said, "Captain Xu, we can let the matter of the golden sword hilt go, but we can't let it go like this! They broke into the Cheng family's tomb and desecrated my ancestors' remains! You have to give the Cheng family an explanation!"

"That's natural."

Captain Xu looked at Jiang Nanxi and the others with dissatisfaction, "Give me a reasonable explanation, why did you break into the Cheng family's tomb and cause damage!"

Jiang Nanxi asked in confusion, "Is this the Cheng family's tomb? Isn't this the underground of the chieftain's mansion of the Ailao King in Ailao Mountain? I thought it was the tomb of the Ailao King!"

The ghost of the King of Ailao is causing chaos in the Ailao Mountains, and I was ordered to investigate. After entering this place, I got trapped inside these formations, so I have to find a way out, right?

Captain Xu frowned and said, "Although this is the underground of the chieftain's mansion of the Ailao King, the Cheng family reported to the Spirit Energy Bureau in advance and needed to borrow this place for a period of time. In principle, others should not trespass."

Jiang Nanxi scoffed, "They lent it to us for a while and then moved their ancestral graves over. You might as well just say you gave this land to the Cheng family!"
The Ailao Mountains are a place with an extremely unique magnetic field. I really don't know what right the Xuanwu tribe has to give this place to the Cheng family as their ancestral burial ground.

The other party emphasized, "It's a loan, not a gift!"

Jiang Nanxi then said, "Fine, even if it's just a borrowing. As someone from the Spirit Energy Bureau, I'm here to investigate the Ailao King. What right does someone who's just borrowing this place have to tell me what to do?"
"Besides, I'm also helping the Psychic Bureau search for the treasure of the King of Ailao. If we find it here, whose treasure will it belong to? Could it also be considered part of the Cheng family's?"

"Of course this cannot be attributed to the Cheng family."

Captain Xu looked at Jiang Nanxi and said, "You really found the treasure of the King of Ailao? Where is it?"

"Right under this coffin."

Jiang Nanxi and Liu Qingyan jumped out of the coffin, and then Jiang Nanxi moved the coffin away.

As soon as she entered this place, her divine sense detected another space beneath the coffin, which should be where the Cheng family hid the treasure of the King of Ailao.

The cave showed obvious signs of human intervention, and she knew as soon as she entered that the Cheng family had been secretly building a tomb here for a long time.

If the treasure of the King of Ailao is inside, then the Cheng family must have discovered it long ago.

Bang.

Jiang Nanxi shattered the ground with a single palm strike, revealing a large pit underneath filled with many old, locked boxes.

She jumped into the pit, casually broke the lock on a large chest, and saw what was inside. It was a chest full of gold!
Jiang Nanxi opened the remaining boxes.

Most of the large boxes contained gold ingots, one box contained silver ingots, and the rest contained jewelry and antiques.

"So much gold, silver, jewelry, and antiques!"

The people of the Xuanwu tribe arrived near the large pit and stared wide-eyed at what they saw inside.

"Captain, if we bring these things back, we'll all be recognized for our great service!"

Captain Xu nodded in satisfaction, "I didn't expect to actually find the treasure of the King of Ailao. This trip was worthwhile."

The minister just mentioned that the Xuanwu Department is currently facing a financial crisis, and this should be a lifesaver.

Jiang Nanxi suddenly said, "Why are you nodding? Did I say I gave it to you? What are you trying to get attention for?"

The atmosphere suddenly froze.

The others around Captain Xu looked at Jiang Nanxi in disbelief, because they had never seen anyone dare to speak to Captain Xu like that!

This is no ordinary captain of the Xuanwu Division; he is a rare A-level expert in the Xuanwu Division!
Captain Xu coughed lightly and said, "Young lady, don't speak so bluntly. Although you are from the Vermilion Bird Division and we are from the Black Tortoise Division, we are all from the Spirit Energy Bureau."

The Xuanwu Tribe has long had connections with the Cheng family. If you hadn't discovered these treasures today, given the long-standing relationship between the Xuanwu Tribe and the Cheng family, the Cheng family would certainly have given these things to the Xuanwu Tribe.

He then looked at George Cheng and said, "Mr. Cheng, don't you think so?"

"..."

Cheng Qiaozhi looked constipated.

You're kidding me!
Those people from the Psionic Bureau are all shameless; they all want to seize what the Cheng family left behind!

Captain Xu then said, "Young lady, considering how hard you've worked, you can take a box of gold back with you, and the rest can belong to Xuanwu."

Jiang Nanxi chuckled, "You didn't do anything, you just came all this way, and now you want to take the majority? Do you think I'm stupid?"

Captain Xu: "So what do you want?"

Jiang Nanxi: "I want them all!"

Captain Xu said with a forced smile, "Young lady, don't be so selfish. We're all from the Psionic Bureau, and we've all discovered these treasures. How can you let the Vermilion Bird Division keep them all to themselves?"
Besides, these should rightfully belong to the Black Tortoise Division, and have absolutely nothing to do with the Vermilion Bird Division. I already explained the reasons earlier.

Jiang Nanxi: "Did you know that the Vatican has a permanent population of 800, while Australia has over 47 million kangaroos? If the Australian kangaroos decided to invade the Vatican, each Vatican resident would have to defend against an attack of 58750 kangaroos. You don't know because you don't care at all; you only care about yourself. The truly selfish person is you!"

Captain Xu: ?

Jiang Nanxi: "Are you trying to argue that you're not selfish and that I'm the selfish one? Fine, if you insist on saying that, then I'll admit it. I am indeed selfish. I want to keep all these treasures for myself!"

"You people of the Xuanwu tribe are so selfless; you shouldn't be here. You should be supporting the Vatican, each of you taking on the burden of attacking 58749 kangaroos to relieve some of the pressure on the Vatican."

[Exactly! These people talk a good game, but they're just bullying Sister Xi because they outnumber her!]

[That's shameless! They didn't do anything the whole time, but once they found the treasure, they wanted to steal it.]

[What Xuanwu Department? Just call it the Turtle Department! If the Turtle Department is so noble, go hunt kangaroos, stop your whining!]

"What nonsense are you spouting? How could kangaroos possibly attack the Vatican!"

Captain Xu said impatiently, "Your name is Jiang Nanxi, right? I only have one sentence: you can only take one box of treasure, the rest belongs to the Xuanwu Department! You'd better agree, because it won't matter if you don't!"
The Suzaku tribe won't be here yet. You can't handle so many of us by yourself. If we get into a fight and someone gets hurt, that wouldn't be good!"

After speaking, Captain Xu gestured to his men to turn off all the drones used by the production crew.

But the gate-guarding grass hid to one side.

It's so small that it's hard to spot, but it's holding its phone and continuing to livestream.

Jiang Nanxi saw that the people outside the pit had surrounded it and had taken out weapons, and she couldn't help but sneer.

"Do you think I'm easily scared? You people are too fragile to even be used as punching bags by my phoenix beast, and you have the nerve to steal my things?"

Everyone looked at each other.

"What phoenix mythical beast?"

"The Vermilion Bird Tribe has a phoenix mythical beast? How come I've never heard of it before?"

"Tch, the Suzaku Division is a bunch of rabble. How can you believe what they say? They even claim to have Ultraman upholding justice in the universe, but it's just a trainee dressed up as Ultraman."

"These people from the Vermilion Bird Division are so immature! They've completely disgraced the Psionic Bureau!"

Everyone looked at him like he was an idiot.

One of the trainees laughed and said, "Hahahaha, what brand of phoenix is ​​it? Show us if you dare! If your Vermilion Bird Department really has a phoenix, then I'll say our Black Tortoise Department is raising a real Black Tortoise!"

As soon as the man finished speaking, he suddenly felt a weight on his shoulder, and a chicken flew onto his shoulder and perched there.

The rooster tilted its head and looked at him, making a sound, "Your phoenix father is here, what do you want?"

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