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Chapter 198: Win a Divine Beast Egg in a Lottery!

"Do I look like the kind of person who kills indiscriminately? This is a society governed by law, and I'm a very reasonable person."

Jiang Nanxi jumped out of the pit.

As soon as she came up, the people surrounding the pit couldn't help but take a step back and look at her warily.

These people were all carrying weapons, but they did not directly attack Jiang Nanxi.

At this moment, the rooster was still perched on Captain Xu's head, and Captain Xu couldn't do anything about it. Naturally, these people didn't dare to do anything to Jiang Nanxi.

The two sides were once again deadlocked.

Captain Xu reached out and tugged at the rooster on his head, but no matter how hard he pulled, the rooster wouldn't come down.

Instead, when he tugged at the rooster, the rooster would tug at his hair, causing a sharp pain in his scalp. In the end, Captain Xu had no choice but to give up struggling.

Captain Xu took a deep breath and said to Jiang Nanxi, "Let the chicken come down first, then we can have a good talk."

Jiang Nanxi said regretfully, "It's no use telling me this. People need to eat, and chickens need to incubate their eggs. It's a chicken's nature, and I can't interfere with it. Unless you call it a phoenix, maybe it will stop incubating its eggs."

"???"

Captain Xu noticed that Jiang Nanxi was walking away and had no intention of paying attention to him, so he had no choice but to look at the other trainees and say, "What are you all standing there for? Come and help!"

These people quickly put away their weapons and surrounded Captain Xu, trying to help him get the chicken down.

Jiang Nanxi walked to a corner of the cave and lit a beeswax lamp.

Why did you turn on the light?!

When Cheng Qiaozhi and the others saw this, they came over to stop her, saying, "It's such a waste to light the lamp at this time! The amber lamp is only so big, every bit used is one less you have!"

But before they could get close to Jiang Nanxi, she unleashed a powerful burst of spiritual energy, sending them flying.

The fragrance of burning pine and cypress trees permeated the entire cave.

Cheng Qiaozhi and the others fell to the ground, all of them feeling dizzy and unable to stand up. Some even stared at the empty sky with silly grins.

After lighting the beeswax lamp, Jiang Nanxi took out several gas masks from her spatial storage and distributed them to Liu Qingyan, Song Shixing, and Lu Jiaqi.

Liu Qingyan smelled something was off and asked in surprise, "Where did you get all these gas masks?"

"It was found in the bags of the mercenaries we killed earlier. The Cheng family probably already knew the use of the beeswax lamp, so they had their men carry gas masks."

"I see."

Jiang Nanxi reminded them, "You should put them on quickly."

The three of them quickly put on gas masks.

The people from the Xuanwu tribe were still figuring out how to get the rooster down when several of them were slapped away by it as soon as they touched it.

Bang bang bang!
Several large holes shaped like human figures have appeared in the rock face.

Many trainees were sent flying by the blows and crashed into the rock wall, becoming completely embedded and impossible to pry off.

Seeing their companion in such a miserable state, the others were too afraid to approach Captain Xu and the rooster.

They all stepped back, looking embarrassed.

"Captain, we...we are no match for this chicken! Its spiritual power is very strong; it feels like a spirit chicken that has cultivated for hundreds of years!"

"Captain, it's not that we don't want to help you, it's just that it's too fierce! It even broke your weapon, so our weapons are even less effective against it!"

These people were so preoccupied with a chicken that they had no time to pay attention to anything else, and naturally they didn't notice that Jiang Nanxi had secretly lit the beeswax lamp.

The audience's attention was focused on the people and the rooster until Jiang Nanxi returned, at which point they noticed that her appearance was a bit strange.

[What's with Sister Xi's look? Why is she suddenly wearing a gas mask?]

Is something unexpected about to happen?

Jiang Nanxi took the phone from the door-protecting grass, glanced at the live stream chat and said, "I don't know if there are any other people from the Psionic Bureau watching the live stream on the other side of the camera, so I'll say it here first."

I think the four departments of the Psionic Bureau should get along well. Now that we've all discovered the treasure, we should discuss and decide what to do with it, right?

[Hmm? Something feels off about the art style.]

[Jiang Nanxi, are you sure that's really what you think? I don't believe it!]

[It's over, Jiang Nanxi has mutated!]

Jiang Nanxi coughed lightly and continued, "The treasure of the King of Ailao is a huge fortune, and I don't want other departments to gossip about me behind my back after the news gets out."

Therefore, I've decided to have a proper discussion with the Xuanwu tribe and obtain their consent before distributing the treasure!

【No, are you crazy?】

[These people from the Wangba tribe clearly want to monopolize most of the treasure. If you need their permission for redistribution, you'll only get a chest of gold! The Suzaku tribe must be furious!]

[Jiang Nanxi, what are you thinking? You went through so much trouble to find this! Giving it to the Vermilion Bird Tribe is understandable, but why give it to the Turtle Tribe!]

I'm going to tell my mom, you've become a coward!

Just when everyone was extremely anxious, Jiang Nanxi said slowly, "Alright, alright, I know you're all thinking of me, don't worry."

Today is a good day after all, I've gained quite a lot, so I should give back to my family. Here's a link to a giveaway!

As soon as she finished speaking, Jiang Nanxi walked over, pointed the camera at Captain Xu's head, and said, "Family members, don't miss this! There's a newly hatched phoenix egg, anyone want it?!"

Directors: Σ(дlll)!
audience:!?(_;?
Jiang Nanxi gestured to the rooster, which flew down from Captain Xu's head. Jiang Nanxi then stretched out a hand and banged it several times on Captain Xu's head.

"Did you all hear that sound? Judging from the sound, it's not easy to break; it's a good egg!"

You can't usually buy such a good mythical beast egg outside, I'm giving it away for free during my live stream today!

Jiang Nanxi pointed at the camera and said, "The link is on, everyone go grab it! If you manage to grab it, you've made a profit!"

Other members of the Xuanwu Division: ? ? ?
audience:? ? ?
【Huh? ??? Does she think I'm an idiot?】

[This mental state looks so familiar! Family, Jiang Nanxi is back to normal!]

[Seriously, isn't she afraid of offending the Xuanwu Department? After all, when working in the same place, shouldn't she at least show some consideration for other departments?]

[I knew this woman couldn't be normal; she must have been possessed by a ghost to act so normally just now!]

Before the audience could react, Jiang Nanxi slapped Captain Xu on the head like she was slapping a watermelon.

Jiang Nanxi asked, "Xu Dan, the entire treasure of the Ailao King belongs to the Vermilion Bird Tribe, and you are not allowed to take a single hair. What do you think of this distribution?"

Captain Xu said blankly, "No problem."

As soon as Captain Xu finished speaking, the other members of the Xuanwu Division became anxious and wanted to refute him.

As soon as they got up from the ground, they collapsed again, completely exhausted!
After a while, these people also showed the symptoms of Cheng Qiaozhi and others, staring at the sky and grinning foolishly.

Jiang Nanxi looked at the phone camera and said, "Everyone heard it. You can all be my witnesses. This allocation result was approved by the Xuanwu Department."

audience:"……"

There's something strange about this guy; it's like he's being controlled by something.

[Under normal circumstances, Captain Xu would never agree to this allocation. Has something unexpected happened on site?!]

[That damned Jiang Nanxi, what did she do to our Captain Xu? The Xuanwu Division will not let you get away with this!]

There were many angry comments from other members of the Xuanwu faction in the live stream chat, but Jiang Nanxi ignored them all.

She smiled slightly and said, "Since everyone in the Xuanwu Department has agreed, then let's distribute them like this. Alright, that's the end of this matter. I'll continue distributing benefits to everyone."

Jiang Nanxi pointed to Captain Xu's receding hairline and said, "Everyone is bound to question me, saying, how can a person be a mythical beast egg?"
But as you just saw, the Phoenix Beast was perched on his head, incubating the egg, and it actually hatched! If you still don't believe me, I can ask him right here.

Jiang Nanxi asked Captain Xu, "Hey, are you an egg?"

Captain Xu nodded.

Jiang Nanxi: "What kind of egg are you?"

Captain Xu: "I am a mythical beast egg."

Jiang Nanxi: "What's your name?"

Captain Xu: "My name is Xu Dan."

audience:? ? ?
Xuanwu Division students watching the live stream: ? ? ?

[What happened? Captain Xu is one of the few A-level experts in the Xuanwu Division, how could he say something so outrageous!]

[Uh, wasn't Captain Xu supposed to be called Xu Wu? When did he change his name to Xu Dan?]

Wait a minute, I want to ask, does this mythical beast egg pack contain a mythical beast? If it does, I'm definitely going to grab it!

Jiang Nanxi: "Honey, the probability of hatching a mythical beast is about 0%. If you're interested, hurry up and participate in the lucky draw. We can ship it out on the same day!"

You fucking bastard! You're messing with me?!

[I'm speechless, Jiang Nanxi is trying to run away again!]

Jiang Nanxi: "Honey, are you not satisfied with the 0% hatching probability? If you really can't hatch a mythical beast in the end, we can compensate you 0 yuan."

I'm so grateful for your help.

【I won the lottery. It's okay if it doesn't hatch. Are you sure you can still ship it to me?】

[If you can't hatch it, why raise an A-level expert from the Xuanwu Division like a divine beast? Don't you understand such a simple principle?]

Is this really possible?

Half an hour later.

Ye Shutong arrived with the rest of the Vermilion Bird tribe, and everyone grabbed their weapons, ready for battle.

When they arrived at the scene, they found everyone else lying on the ground. Jiang Nanxi took a large box, packed up Captain Xu, and prepared to ship the goods to him.

Jiang Nanxi kept repeating in Captain Xu's ear, "You are a divine beast egg, you are a divine beast egg, you are a divine beast egg. You will hatch when you get to the place. Remember to be a divine beast for them."

Ye Shutong quickly said, "Nanxi, what are you doing? This isn't some kind of divine beast egg, it's a person! You should release him right away."

Captain Xu shouted, "I'm not coming out!"

Captain Xu squatted in the box, his face serious, and said, "I am a divine beast egg, I am a divine beast egg, I am a divine beast egg, I want to be a divine beast! I am a divine beast!"

Ye Shutong: ? ? ?

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