Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 195 Learn to say no to bad temptations!
Old Huang heard a loud crashing sound coming from the other end of the video, which startled him so much that he immediately covered the phone camera, not daring to let the Cheng family head continue watching.

Old Master Huang quickly said, "Master, we are trying to think of a solution, please don't be angry!"

"A bunch of trash!"

The angry shouts of the Cheng family head rang out.

"I shouldn't have trusted you and entrusted such an important matter to you! What about that brat Cheng Qiaozhi? I asked him to do something, and this is how he does it?"

Old Huang dared not answer at all.

All he could hear was the music of "like a seaweed, seaweed, seaweed".

Not far away, the remains of the Cheng family's ancestor were still standing on the coffin, twisting their bodies.

He even wished he could just die on the spot.

After a while, Old Huang couldn't help but say, "Patriarch, why don't I go to the live stream and give some rewards? Maybe if I get the top spot on the leaderboard, I can get the old man's remains back."

Otherwise, he had no other choice. He couldn't beat them in a fight, and the other party had mental problems, making normal communication impossible!

"Are you trying to embarrass me enough?!"

The head of the Cheng family roared, "What do you mean by tipping? Tell them to shut down the live stream first, and don't let this get out! Also, stop all that lousy variety show that Cheng Qiaozhi is participating in!"

"If they don't stop, then give me more money, until they're satisfied! For now, agree to whatever they ask for, just keep them calm, and I'll send someone else to handle things later!"

"Okay, okay! I'll do as you say!"

After the Cheng family head hung up the phone, Old Huang looked in Jiang Nanxi's direction, intending to negotiate with her.

As a result, the music on Jiang Nanxi's end was too loud, and he couldn't hear what Jiang Nanxi was saying at all.

She was also holding a portable speaker and a microphone, shouting towards the live-streaming phone.
"Family members, is this explicit, borderline dance entertaining? Do you want to bring the streamer home?"

Take a close look, everyone! Our skeleton streamer is even smarter than artificial intelligence! It's proficient in all kinds of dance styles and familiar with all kinds of music. Whatever kind of dance you want to see, it can dance it!
Most importantly, it doesn't need charging, maintenance, or feeding! You can start dancing right away once you bring it home!
"When you're old and die, it will still be able to dance, and it will even dance its way to your funeral. Tell me, wouldn't you be tempted?"

Directing Team: _

Audience: (⊙o⊙)!

[I have to say, this thing dances really energetically; the more you watch, the more addictive it becomes!]

But wouldn't it be a little scary to buy this thing and display it at home?

[Family, I have a plan! Buy it, open a bar, and put it right in the center of the dance floor. I guarantee the bar will be packed every day, and we won't even need a separate atmosphere team!]

Honestly, I'd have to go check out any bar that lets something like this dance every day!

at this time.

Old Huang had someone bring over a megaphone and shouted at Jiang Nanxi, "Can you please stop talking! This isn't your ancestor's remains, you can't make decisions like this! Come down here, let's have a proper talk!"

Old Huang shouted as loudly as he could, but Jiang Nanxi ignored him and continued shouting into the microphone.

Jiang Nanxi: "Family members, let me tell you the truth. If you rank first on the leaderboard for a beautiful female streamer, you'll probably just become one of her fish. While she's chatting with you, she'll also be flirting with other people. But it's different in our live stream. As long as you can rank first, you can bring the streamer home!"
"I'm asking you, which other borderline livestreaming channel dares to do what I do? Giving away the most popular streamer just for the top donor? Who can go this far?" Liu Qingyan: "No one! Only this one! Don't miss it!"

Jiang Nanxi: "I'll say it again, you can buy it even if you don't like watching suggestive dances. Raising a child to care for you in your old age and take care of your funeral costs money and energy, and the child might not be filial in the end, or might die halfway through. It's better to raise a skeleton, right?"
Especially for family members who don't get married or have children, what will happen when they get old and die out there with no one to take care of them?
We'll just keep a skeleton as a pet, and say it will bring us funerals! If anyone disagrees, we'll have the skeleton dance in front of their house every day to scare them to death! It's a win-win situation!

Holy crap, I never thought of this angle! You're a sales genius!

It's such a shame Jiang Nanxi doesn't do live-streaming e-commerce; how can someone be so extroverted!

This woman is a social terrorist.

Just watching this livestream made my scalp tingle with embarrassment! I can't imagine how incredibly awkward I'd be if I went to meet my relatives with a skeleton in my clothes!

Old Huang was holding a megaphone, trying to shout to stop Jiang Nanxi, but the megaphone was suddenly snatched from his hand.

Lu Jiaqi snatched his megaphone.

Lu Jiaqi, holding a megaphone, said to Jiang Nanxi, "But this thing is too explicit, and the dancing is so bad it's disgusting. I think it's a bit low-class."

Jiang Nanxi: "Don't you like watching suggestive dances?"

Lu Jiaqi looked embarrassed. "I only look at it occasionally. After all, I'm not the kind of person who gets easily tempted!"

Jiang Nanxi: "Life is already so hard, what's wrong with watching some borderline dances? What's wrong with watching some things you like?"
To live is to learn to enjoy life. If you are willing to endure hardship, there will be endless hardships to endure. Endure the bitterest of hardships, and you will rise above others! Therefore, we must learn to say no to bad temptations!

Lu Jiaqi, at your age, what else are you watching if not suggestive content? Are you going to wait until you're old to watch it? What's the point if you're too old to enjoy it? Why do you have to wait until you're old to experience something so exciting?"

Lu Jiaqi: "My dad said that if you indulge yourself too much when you're young, you'll only suffer when you're old!"

Jiang Nanxi: "If you indulge yourself for fifty or sixty years when you are young, you will suffer for five or six years when you are old."

If you suffer for fifty or sixty years when you're young, you can only indulge for a few years when you're old, and you might even die before you can indulge. Don't you understand which is more worthwhile?

Lu Jiaqi: (_;
It seems to make sense!
Teacher, I've got it again!

That makes so much sense! From now on, I'm going to bravely say "All in!" to bad temptations!

Well said! Ten rockets as a reward!

[Jiang Qing's words greatly please me; I hereby bestow upon you fifty large cruise ships!]

A younger array master ran up to Elder Huang with his phone and said, "Elder Huang, their live stream is incredibly popular online! They're currently number one on the live stream donation leaderboard, and more and more netizens are giving them donations!"

Otherwise, we could give them a little reward and try to get to the top of the leaderboard to retrieve Old Master Cheng's bones! They're completely ignoring us right now, so we can't negotiate with them. This is the only way we can do it!
If they were to give the old man's bones away to someone else, it would be an utter disgrace, and the Cheng family would likely be ridiculed to death by other forces in Hong Kong and Chinatown!

Old Huang gritted his teeth, "That's the only way!"

He took out his phone and kept sending the largest amount of gifts to the live stream, spending several million yuan, and finally reached the top of the live stream's leaderboard.

Just as Old Huang was about to retrieve the remains, a loud noise came from the entrance of the cave, and Cheng Qiaozhi led a group of people wearing special black trench coats and rushed up.

Cheng Qiaozhi angrily pointed at Jiang Nanxi and said, "Arrest these lunatics!"