Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 192 Sweeping Away Life, Returning to Corpses!
Jiang Nanxi glanced at the layers of array light, raised an eyebrow, and said, "Immortal of the Fallen Foot, you asked me for help but locked me up here. What does this mean?"

The voice said, "Why did you throw my shrine on the ground? You don't look like you want to help me!"

Jiang Nanxi curled her lip, "How can I see if there's any treasure inside the coffin if I don't take the shrine down? The coffin is already open, and there's nothing inside. It's obvious you lied to me first!"

The sage said, "There is a door on the board under the skeleton. You must open that door to see the treasure."

Jiang Nanxi then lifted the skeleton out of the coffin and rummaged around inside for a while.

We couldn't find any mechanism at all!
"No."

She put the remains aside and searched inside and out, but she couldn't find the mechanism the Immortal had mentioned.

The fortune teller added, "Someone discovered these treasures long ago, and naturally they won't let you find them easily. There's also been a trap set inside the coffin."

However, I sense that you possess the Ailao King's amber lamp, which he crafted from the corpse oil extracted from my body after killing me. If you light this lamp, you will be able to see through these illusions, and the amber lamp will also help you easily retrieve those priceless treasures!

"You mean this?"

Jiang Nanxi took out the beeswax lamp.

"Yes, yes, this is it!"

Jiang Nanxi could sense that the thing was particularly excited when she took out the beeswax lamp.

It added, "Quickly light the beeswax lamp; once it's lit, you'll know where the treasure is."

Jiang Nanxi patted herself down and said regretfully, "But I don't have any fire on me. Why don't you come out and lend me a fire to light it?"

That thing remained silent for a long time.

Outside the formation, Lu Jiaqi and Song Shixing were both worried about Jiang Nanxi's condition.

The audience was extremely anxious.

But Liu Qingyan calmly held back the two to prevent them from rushing into the formation, and then his gaze occasionally swept across the other side of the cave.

at this time.

The voice continued, "You can produce a beeswax lamp out of thin air, so you must have some kind of spatial equipment, right? How could your space not contain a lighter!"

Jiang Nanxi asked in surprise, "You, a wild mountain spirit, even know that you need a lighter to start a fire?"

The voice fell silent again.

The atmosphere became awkward for a moment.

It coughed twice and said, "Others have been here before, and I learned about this from their conversations. Alright, enough talk, hurry up and light the beeswax lamp. If you don't light it, you'll never know where the treasure is!"

Jiang Nanxi countered, "The treasure is under the coffin, isn't it? As long as the light isn't lit and the coffin lid can't be opened, then no one can take it away?"

"Correct!"

The voice said, "Let me tell you this: those people were robbing the treasure to use as burial goods for this body, so they set up many traps to prevent others from stealing it."

But the treasure bears my scent, and the beeswax lamps are made from my corpse oil. Once you light the beeswax lamps, all their illusions will be useless against you; you'll see where the treasure is at a glance!

"I see."

Jiang Nanxi stroked her chin, deep in thought.

Seeing that she suddenly stopped speaking, the voice said anxiously, "Why haven't you lit the lamp yet? Don't you want to obtain this priceless treasure? If you wait until those people come back, it will be too late. They will definitely stop you!"

Jiang Nanxi finally spoke up, "Think about it from another angle. This is an extremely auspicious feng shui burial site; those buried here will receive priceless burial goods."

In other words, once you get to the underworld, you'll be a super-rich tycoon! Then why not just bury yourself there?

Daojiao Xian: ?

Others: ? Audience: ?
Before anyone could react, Jiang Nanxi kicked the skeleton on the ground repeatedly, yelling, "Get out! Do you even know how to live in such a nice place?"

The skeletons on the ground were immediately kicked out of the array's range. Then, Jiang Nanxi put away the beeswax lamp and lay down in the coffin, looking fresh and clean.

"Sweeping away life, returning to being a corpse! Goodnight, family. I'm feeling a bit unwell, so I'm taking a funeral leave!"

【????ah?】

Wait, this scene looks so familiar!

To be honest, if I were to die soon, this auspicious location would be very tempting. Who could resist becoming a super-rich person in the underworld after death?

A series of banging sounds came from inside.

Jiang Nanxi also threw out the other things from the coffin, such as the memorial tablet with the name engraved on it, and some burial items that didn't seem to be worth much.

There was a clang.

The memorial tablet fell to Liu Qingyan's feet, and the drone captured the identity written on it.

This caused a global uproar, and everyone on the production team was shocked. The foreign production team members were all ashen-faced.

[Holy crap, the ancestral tablets of the Cheng family?]

[No wonder Cheng Qiaozhi brought so many feng shui masters to Ailao Mountain; is he planning to move his ancestral graves here to change his fortune? This cave is a top-tier burial site!]

[Huh? Jiang Nanxi just threw that old ancestor out like that, and then lay down in him herself?]

[My God, this Chinese woman is incredibly bold! She's completely offended the Cheng family!]

The screen was instantly flooded with comments, everyone was discussing it frantically, and the entire production team was in a panic.

Especially people from foreign program crews.

Cheng Qiaozhi participated in the program and not only did he not get a good impression in front of this group of Chinese people, but now their ancestor's coffin has been dug up and seized. Is this the kind of despicable thing a human being would do?!

I'm really afraid the Cheng family will take their anger out on everyone!
But Jiang Nanxi, who was present at the scene, remained remarkably calm and even casually remarked, "I'm getting a bit cold lying down for so long. Teacher Liu, could you take off that burial shroud and give it to me so I can try it on and see if it fits."

Before Liu Qingyan could answer, a furious roar came from another direction in the cave, "You're buying clothes here, trying them on to see the size? Get out here right now, or I'll activate the formation and kill you!"

As soon as the words were spoken, the rock wall on the other side of the cave disappeared, and a group of people with unusual appearances emerged.

These are all well-known feng shui masters and array formation masters in Hong Kong, who specially created the best feng shui tombs for the Cheng family here.

Having just received the news, they first hid using an array, pretending to be a celestial being to confuse Jiang Nanxi.

Their purpose in having Jiang Nanxi light the lamp was naturally because the best location of the Three Powers Feng Shui Formation where the Cheng family's ancestor was located needed the beeswax lamp of the Daojiao Xian (a type of feng shui master) as the core of the formation.

As soon as Jiang Nanxi lit the lamp, the formation instantly sacrificed her, and the feng shui formation was more than half complete!

Unexpectedly, not only did she refuse to light the lamp, but she also threw out the remains of the Cheng family's ancestor and lay down inside them herself!

These people went over and found that Jiang Nanxi was still motionless. Someone said angrily, "Are you dead? Get out of the coffin right now!"

Jiang Nanxi: "Yes, he's already dead. Otherwise, what would he be doing lying in a coffin?"

The other person almost spat out blood. "If you keep spouting nonsense, believe me, I'll activate the formation and kill you!"

Liu Qingyan directly stripped off the burial clothes of the Cheng family patriarch and threw them in the other person's face. "Try opening one. If you dare to open it, I'll make the bones of the Cheng family patriarch do a live broadcast of a suggestive dance."

other side:? ? ?
Liu Qingyan smiled, "The kind where you don't wear clothes."

other side:? ? ?
audience:!!!
Jiang Nanxi stretched a hand out of the coffin, struggled to get up, and said to him, "Teacher Liu, when will the broadcast start? The child wants to watch, the child loves to watch! Who can resist a blatantly suggestive live stream!"

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