Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 191 I'm currently preparing for exams and planning to roast sweet potatoes.

Inside the tunnel, Sang Yu led the way, with the others following behind him.

Jiang Nanxi held a flashlight for illumination. The nearby Earthly Fiend Star Formation had already been broken by Wei Ling, so they didn't encounter any danger along the way.

Before long, after passing through a maze of tunnels, they arrived at a spacious cavern.

This cave system consists of three interconnected caves, which resemble a mysterious otherworldly realm, with stalagmites, hanging stone curtains, and stalactites of various shapes.

With a "clattering" sound.

As Jiang Nanxi entered the cave, she heard a sound under her feet. Looking down, she saw many broken stones on the ground.

She looked up at the nearby eroded limestone, many of which had smooth cut surfaces, suggesting they were not naturally formed but rather artificially cut and excavated.

The faint sound of flowing water could be heard, indicating that there should be an underground river behind the limestone of the cave.

"This place is really interesting."

Liu Qingyan's voice came, "The three caves are connected in a loop, and they are located below the Tusi Mansion halfway up the Ailao Mountain, overlooking the mountains, and surrounded by underground water dragons."

Lu Jiaqi was confused again. "What does that mean?"

Jiang Nanxi: "This place is so nice, it's warm in winter and cool in summer, and the feng shui is great. It's a perfect place to hang oneself."

Lu Jiaqi looked at her with a head full of question marks, "Are you playing with abstract concepts?"

Jiang Nanxi: "No, I'm serious. If you die and fall down, you'll be buried right here. It's a feng shui treasure land. A thousand years later, you'll crawl out and become Ultraman, and you can even save the world. Do you want to give it a try?"

Lu Jiaqi's lips twitched. "So you mean this is a good place to bury people? Just say so, why are you playing these abstract games here?"

Jiang Nanxi: "If I don't do abstract art, what am I supposed to do? Can you handle being slapped?"

Lu Jiaqi was speechless. "Do you have to talk like that? It makes me lose all desire to communicate with you."

Liu Qingyan suddenly spoke up, "How could that be? Don't you think this kind of life is very interesting? I've always thought that people who do abstract things are very smart. It's different from just being crazy. Doing abstract things requires quick reflexes and the ability to catch jokes, as well as a lot of internet knowledge and just the right amount of language. People who do abstract things are simply geniuses."

Lu Jiaqi: ?

Jiang Nanxi nodded, "That's right. If you like to play with abstract concepts, then when you encounter danger, you won't just shout 'Ahhh, help!' You can also shout 'Earthquake! S ran away! I'm still tied up in a cage! Who can save me?' Compared to the former, the latter is more likely to attract other people's attention."

Lu Jiaqi: ?

Liu Qingyan agreed and added, "Playing with abstract concepts can also make life worry-free. For example, if your family always asks you about your career and you don't know how to answer, you can say that you're preparing for an exam. That way, no one will think you're a rich kid who doesn't know anything."

Lu Jiaqi frowned and said, "What am I supposed to say if they ask me what I'm studying for? I've always been a terrible student, I can't learn anything. Am I supposed to buy a diploma?"

Liu Qingyan: "You said you were roasting sweet potatoes."

Lu Jiaqi: ?

Jiang Nanxi: "You could say you're grilling starch sausage, it depends on what you want to eat today."

Lu Jiaqi: ?

[Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter! Lu Jiaqi is caught in a pincer movement, he looks so helpless!]

Seriously, these couples at their wedding banquet shouldn't be too mismatched! The civil affairs bureau should come and handle this themselves!

[Great! I'm no longer afraid of my family asking about the civil service exam. If they do, I can just say I'm already taking the test!]

You said you were roasting sweet potatoes, so I'll tell my family I'm roasting cold noodles.

Lu Jiaqi immediately moved a little further away from the two of them, "I feel like if you say things like that, you'll be arrested as if you're crazy!"

Jiang Nanxi and Liu Qingyan walked towards him.

Lu Jiaqi stepped back again. "Alright, stop talking! I will never be led astray by you!" The two men looked at him with regret.

Just as Jiang Nanxi was about to speak again, a weak voice suddenly came from the limestone wall beside her, "Earthquake! S ran away, and I'm still tied up in the cage. Can anyone come and save me?"

Jiang Nanxi: ?

other people:?

audience:!
Jiang Nanxi's expression froze for a moment as she looked at the rock wall and said, "Why do I hear someone calling for help?"

Liu Qingyan smashed the rock wall with a punch. "If they're saying things like that, the situation must be very urgent. Let's save them!"

There was a bang.

The rock face was like a broken wooden plank; Liu Qingyan smashed it to pieces with a light hammer blow.

Gravel fell down with a clatter, scattering all over the ground and revealing another space inside.

Inside the rock wall, there was a smaller space where the ground was covered with arrays drawn in cinnabar ink. At the very center of the arrays was a dark, gloomy wooden coffin.

But everyone's attention was immediately drawn to what was on the coffin.

On top of the coffin was a 50cm x 50cm square iron cage, inside which was a wooden shrine, but there was no statue inside the shrine.

"There really is a cage."

Lu Jiaqi couldn't help but click her tongue in amazement, "I thought you two were just playing a magic trick on me, I never thought someone would actually say something like that in a dangerous situation."

Song Shixing frowned and said, "But where are the people? There's only a coffin and an empty shrine in a cage in here. There's no one here."

Lu Jiaqi paused, her expression changing slightly. "Oh right, what was that talking just now?"

Jiang Nanxi stroked her chin and pondered for a moment, "It said it was locked in a cage and asked me to rescue it. That should be the thing on the shrine inside the cage, but there's nothing in the shrine. What's on it?"

"Could it be..." Lu Jiaqi's face turned deathly pale, and he parted his lips slightly before cautiously saying, "A ghost?"

"I'm not a ghost, I'm a spirit that turns over."

The sound suddenly came from inside the cave.

The cave is quite large, and the sound echoes, making it impossible to determine where it came from.

"Are you a foot-reversing immortal?"

Lu Jiaqi exclaimed in surprise, "How is this possible? The Immortal of the Backstabber doesn't exist! All the gods are King Ailao in disguise!"

The voice sneered, "Who said I don't exist? That dog King Ailao, I did so many important things for him, so what if I took his treasures?"
After he became a ghost, he actually tried to take back those treasures and almost beat me to a pulp, trapping me here!

Now I am but a remnant of my soul, quickly release my shrine from its cage! If I can leave this place, I will give you the treasure!

Jiang Nanxi: "Is Zun Du fake Du?"

Daojiao Xian: "Zun Du."

Jiang Nanxi: "Where is the treasure? Let me see if it's real first. What if you're lying to us?"

The Immortal of the Fallen Feet: "It's inside the coffin. Come in and see for yourselves, and while you're at it, help me take this broken cage off!"

Jiang Nanxi went inside, threw the cage on the ground, and opened the coffin.

but.

There was no treasure inside, only an ancient skeleton dressed in exquisite and gorgeous funeral clothes!
At this moment, the array near the coffin also lit up with a dazzling red light, forming layers of barriers that directly locked Jiang Nanxi next to the coffin.

My car broke down in the middle of the night, and I encountered ghosts blocking my way. A group of ghosts started waving their hands at me, and I thought they were pretty good at it, so I gave them 100,000 ghost coins as a reward. As a result, the group of ghosts carried my car and took me to my destination. I thought to myself, "It's so good to be rich!" Luckily, I burned trillions of ghost coins for myself before the supernatural beings descended. This not only allowed me to survive in the apocalypse, but also made me a "God of Wealth" in the eyes of the supernatural beings. They all treated me with utmost respect, and I could practically walk sideways in the apocalypse!