Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 193 It's better to blame others than to reflect on your own actions.
[This "explicit" live stream is really explicit now! Even kids want to watch!]

[Stealing bamboo shoots, huh? How did you even come up with that idea!]

If Cheng Qiaozhi were to come in and see his ancestor doing a suggestive dance, wouldn't he be furious?

The group's expressions changed instantly.

Especially when they saw Liu Qingyan carrying the remains of the Cheng family's ancestor, casually swinging them around, with several bones falling off.

"You dare treat the Cheng family's ancestor like this? The Cheng family will never forgive you! Put the remains down right now!"

Liu Qingyan threw the skeleton at his feet, the bones scattered all over the ground, and then stepped on the head of the Cheng family patriarch.

Liu Qingyan raised her chin and said to them, "Shut down the formation first, let her out, and maybe I can consider returning the remains to you."

"you--!"

Seeing his actions, several older, white-haired feng shui masters turned red with anger.

One person even angrily shouted, "Respect for the dead! How can you treat other people's remains like this? Be careful of retribution!"

Liu Qingyan fell into deep thought.

“That makes sense. Although you and I have a grudge, Mr. Cheng is innocent, and he is a dead man. It would be disrespectful of me to treat him like that.”

Sitting inside the coffin, Jiang Nanxi said, "Teacher Liu, that's not right of you."

Liu Qingyan thought about it seriously, "That's true, why don't I put him back together?"

Jiang Nanxi: "What I mean is, how can you reflect on your own behavior? What good does it do you? Instead of reflecting on yourself, you blame others!"

Is this your fault? Absolutely not. They deliberately lied to me, tricked me into going in, which led to Mr. Cheng's remains being thrown out. They are the culprits!

If they hadn't lied to me, I wouldn't have come in; if they hadn't lied to me, I wouldn't have opened the coffin. The people who need to apologize to Mr. Cheng are them!

other people:? ? ?

audience:!!!
[That makes sense! Absolutely! Everyone, give Sister Xi a round of applause! This is practically a philosophy of life!]

【Teacher, I understand now! My mom asked me to wash the dishes today, and I forgot. But then I thought, if she hadn't asked me to do it, I wouldn't have forgotten!】

Liu Qingyan thought about it seriously again, "So it really is their fault."

With Mr. Cheng's skull still on his feet, he looked at the group of people and said, "If you hadn't lied to Teacher Jiang, Teacher Jiang wouldn't have thrown the remains out of the coffin."

You even threatened us, which led me to dismantle the old man's remains. That was indeed your fault.

other side:? ? ?
Liu Qingyan thought for a moment and then said, "Since it's your fault, you should quickly kneel down and kowtow to the old man to apologize, so as to avoid future retribution."

other side:? ? ?
Jiang Nanxi: "That's right. Many problems in life are actually due to not finding the root cause of the problem. Once you find the root cause, things become much simpler."

Therefore, we should ask "why" less often and "by what right" more often.

An old man standing at the front said impatiently, "Don't spout nonsense here. Hurry up and return the old man's remains to us, or don't blame us for being impolite!"

Jiang Nanxi: "On what grounds?"

"???"

No, you have the nerve to ask why?!

"What? Why should I? Those aren't your ancestor's remains! What are you doing with them?! If you don't return them, I'm going to activate the formation!"

"Ok?"

Liu Qingyan stepped on the skull of the Cheng family patriarch, "Are you sure you want to activate the formation?"

The old man panicked immediately, "Stop stepping on it! What do you want from me to get the remains back?!" Liu Qingyan replied, "I told you, first turn off the formation and let her come out."

Jiang Nanxi: "On what grounds?"

Why should she go out? It's very comfortable here.

The old man's lips twitched violently, completely ignoring Jiang Nanxi's question to Liu Qingyan, "What if I shut down the formation and you don't keep your promise?"

Liu Qingyan thought for a moment, "Then I'll return half to you first, as a deposit?"

Jiang Nanxi roared, "No way! Why should I pay a deposit? I'm perfectly comfortable here!"

Liu Qingyan paused, then asked in surprise, "Really? How comfortable is it?"

"Really? Do you want to give it a try?"

"Okay."

Liu Qingyan picked up all the bones on the ground and then swaggered into the formation.

A spiritual energy barrier appeared around him, directly blocking all kinds of attacks from the formation, allowing him to easily reach the very center.

Jiang Nanxi was sitting cross-legged inside the coffin, leaving him two-thirds of the space.

She patted the area inside and said, "Come and try it out. It's lined with the finest soft cushions, and the coffin is surrounded by temperature-controlled stones. Sleeping here at night would be even more comfortable than sleeping in a bed!"

"It's true."

Liu Qingyan also sat down inside.

Jiang Nanxi sat facing him with plenty of space between them. She couldn't help but say, "It would be nice if there was a small table in the middle. We could also use a tea set to make tea."

Suddenly, Liu Qingyan produced an extremely rare tea set out of thin air. "I have tea sets and tea leaves in my space, but I forgot to bring the small table."

"I have!"

Jiang Nanxi browsed through her space and actually found a small table that could be placed in the coffin.

It didn't take long.

A plume of steaming water vapor rose from the coffin at the center of the formation, along with a sweet and mellow aroma of tea.

Those outside the formation and the audience couldn't hold back their excitement when they saw this.

You're brewing tea in someone's ancestor's coffin?? Is that something a human being would do?!
The Cheng family's subordinates are going crazy.

"Old Huang, what are they doing? What's the difference between what they're doing and brewing tea in someone's ancestral graveyard!"

"No, how did that man get in? The formation is still active, so why wasn't he attacked?"

"Why are they so calm? This makes our formation look like a pile of shit!"

"Oh dear, forget about all that now! Let's find a way to get them out and retrieve the old man's remains, or we're doomed if Mr. Cheng finds out!"

Liu Qingyan was leisurely brewing tea.

Jiang Nanxi drank a cup of tea that he handed her and said to the people outside, "Don't be in such a hurry. Look at the steam from brewing this tea. Doesn't it look like a wisp of smoke? Doesn't it look like the Cheng family's ancestral grave is emitting green smoke?"
Quickly take a picture of this and show it to Cheng Qiaozhi. He'll be overjoyed and praise you guys to death!

other people:"……"

They should be cursed to death!
This is supposed to be called "auspicious smoke rising from ancestral graves"? Does your ancestral grave emitting auspicious smoke mean a bunch of people are sitting inside your ancestor's coffin brewing tea?!
Just as these people were experiencing an emotional breakdown, someone's communication device rang.

The head of the Cheng family made a video call!