I didn't want to be an actor

Chapter 120 Thanks to Mars (33)

Seeing that the production team was really discussing, the mid-level agents in the audience applauded...

Qian Feng couldn't help it: "This is not a good idea at all..."

“Why is it bad? By introducing a competitive mechanism, the capable will be promoted and the mediocre will be demoted…”

Tian Yuan also said: "Mars Intelligence Agency is not a talent show..."

Yang Di laughed and looked at Shen Liang: "You are such a cruel person!"

Shen Liang shook his head: "If the show wants to be exciting, it has to be cruel and force people to change... If you are good, I am good, and everyone is good, it will easily turn into a muddled show. Audiences don't like to watch such a show!"

"Is it you who doesn't like it, or is it the audience who doesn't like to watch it?"

Shen Liang waved his hand and gave an example: "Let's talk about interrupting. Interrupting is like a debate or quarrel. It is exciting only when the two sides are evenly matched. If the intelligence and emotional intelligence are not equal, they can only become background boards like Brother Qian Feng... I remember there was an episode of Zang Hongfei coming, telling a sad love story. Brother Di interrupted and said it was because Zang Hongfei was ugly. As a result, he immediately took the opportunity to counterattack and said that you look like this and you still criticize me. The whole room laughed... This is equal..."

"Another time, Di Ge was telling a story and Han Ge interrupted. Yang Di Ge immediately said, 'Director, I love you!' Han Ge joked and said, 'Go to hell!'... If it was Qian Feng Ge, how would he respond? He might just pretend to be scared... I remember very clearly that Yang Di Ge paused for a second and then perfectly responded with 'I will love you even if I die!', coupled with his unique Sichuan dialect, the result was that the director and the whole audience laughed... In terms of variety show effects, Di Ge is obviously not on the same level as everyone here... So, when he said 'Everyone here is garbage', this was not an exaggeration..."

"Fuck, you think we are trash too?"

"Not really... I just think everyone might need to give up their seats..."

The scene was a bit chaotic, and everyone was worried about their jobs...

Although it was said on the show, seeing the reaction on the scene and the attitude of the staff, I feel that they can really do this...

Wang Han took control of the situation: "Shen Liang, tell us a story that will make everyone laugh!"

"Ah? Now? Is that appropriate?"

"This is a test. Aren't you going to compete for the position?"

"Okay..." Shen Liang thought for a moment, then said, "The day before yesterday, I went to the market with my assistant to sell meat. When we got to the door, we saw a big dog lying on a mat. It was a big dog, staring at us viciously. We wanted to go in but didn't dare. My assistant shouted, 'Boss, take your dog away. I want to buy meat. I'm afraid of dogs!' Then, I heard a slightly crying voice inside: 'I'm afraid too. That's not my dog. I haven't done any business for a whole day!'"

After saying this, the whole audience was silent at first, and then burst into laughter...

“It’s a bit dry…”

Shen Liang explained: "I've been too busy recently and don't have much material... Then let me tell you another one, a joke about my classmate. My classmate is a ruthless person. He went straight to work in a company after graduating from college and joined the company's work group. This is the premise... One day before Qingming Festival, the boss sent a notice in the group saying that there would be no holiday for Qingming Festival. He asked directly, 'Why not a holiday? We all have to go back to our hometown to worship our ancestors. Boss, don't you have ancestral graves at home?'..."

"Haha, what next?"

Shen Liang: "Then he was fired..."

"What is he doing now?"

"His house was demolished, and he used the compensation to travel around the country... Last year, he started a homestay business with someone else, and I heard it was doing pretty well..."

Xue Zhiqian nodded: "…The second generation of demolition, no wonder he is so brave!"

Yang Di said: "I think the boss is crazy. He doesn't even give us a holiday during the Qingming Festival..." "Anything else?"

"Then let me tell you about the same person... Another classmate of mine got married two years ago. Several of us served as best men. About three of us went, plus the bridesmaid, the bride, and the groom, a total of eight people. After the wedding, we were ready to leave, after all, it was the wedding night... We were about to leave, and he suddenly excitedly suggested, 'Since we are all here, why don't we play a few games of Werewolf'... I still remember the bride's expression..."

"Haha... With so many people here, let's play a few games of Werewolf..."

"There is another one, which is not really a joke. It was a conversation between my mother and her friend. My aunt wanted to go to the hospital for a checkup, but she didn't know the level of the hospital. She wanted to go to Union Hospital, but Union Hospital required a long queue. My mother told her that it is very simple to judge whether a hospital is good or not. Just open the official website and take a look. If it is full of online consultations on diseases and successful cases, and you want to go see a doctor just by looking at it, then don't go to this hospital. If it is full of party and league building, academic conferences, paper publications, support for border areas, etc., and you can't even read it, then this hospital is more reliable, at least it is a Grade II Class II hospital or above..."

The audience laughed and discussed... and then continued to laugh...

Seeing the reactions on the scene, Shen Liang became more confident. He looked around and said, "Is that enough? If not, I'll tell you five more..."

Qian Feng couldn't help but ask: "Why do you have so many stories?"

"When I first started live streaming, I attracted viewers with humorous stories... Of course, most of them were just marginal stories..."

Hearing this, Zhang Yu's eyes widened immediately: "You can also tell dirty jokes?"

"one comes!"

Shen Liang shook his head: "…It's hard to tell, because the theme of pornographic jokes is offensive to women…I am also a public figure, and it would be embarrassing if I was accused of disrespecting women…"

"That Fei Yuqing..."

"Mr. Fei is a special case in the entire Chinese community. When he tells dirty jokes, no one thinks there is a problem or thinks he is vulgar...but others are not allowed to do so!"

Wang Han nodded: "That's true... Shen Liang, what do you want to say about Weiwei's proposal?"

Shen Liang said seriously, "It's normal to have pressure. I have pressure too... Especially after being criticized for saying something inappropriate in a few episodes... I have become much more restrained in what I say now. When Uncle Da came last episode, I had prepared a lot to say, but in the end I didn't say a word... I feel very sorry and even talked to Brother Ming about it..."

Wang Han nodded: "Brother Ming...Brother Ming, come here and say a few words!"

Hu Ming is the director of "Mars Intelligence Agency" and was previously the director of "Day Day Up"...

He stood up: "I know it's hard for everyone. It's the second season, and there are only three episodes left before the season ends... Everyone has almost finished talking about the jokes they need to tell... In fact, Shen Liang has it even harder. He is an artist of Tengxun, and he was able to be a permanent resident on "Mars" all thanks to his own persistence... I heard that several variety shows offered sky-high prices to recruit him, but he didn't go..."

Shen Liang waved his hand: "Why are you saying this... I signed the contract!"

Hu Ming said seriously: "I want to say that our production team is especially grateful to Shen Liang and Yang Di for injecting new things into us... Brother Han also talked to me and said that the second season was really supported by Xiao Shen and Yang Di..."

Yang Di: "No, we all work together..."

Shen Liang raised his hand, and Wang Han immediately cued him. After standing up, Shen Liang said, "I am really grateful to "Mars". Here I can speak freely without worrying about my seniors or juniors. I can also mock Brother Qian Feng and Brother Tian Yuan as much as I want... I know they won't be angry. Even if they are angry, they will just drink two glasses of wine after the show. For other shows, I definitely wouldn't dare..."

"Also, after The Next Generation of Idols, I went straight to filming. Mars is my only exposure channel. Mars helped me promote my EP and singles...Even when I had a falling out with someone online, the guests on Mars stood by me..."

Zhang Yu couldn't listen any longer: "What's going on? You're talking as if this is the last episode..."

(End of this chapter)