I didn't want to be an actor

Chapter 119: Collective Fighting (23)

The whole place was filled with "Huh~" sounds. Shen Liang remained calm, stood up and looked at the audience: "You don't know me at all. If you know me a little, you will know that I am telling the truth!"

Zhao Lusi suddenly stood up: "Then tell me whether you like Chen Xiao or not!"

"it is good!"

The audience cheered...

Shen Liang didn't react: "Who?"

"Chen Xiao..." Yang Di reminded: "It's the girl from the girl group who sang with you last time, the one from Lehua!"

"Oh..." Shen Liang seemed to recall something and suddenly swallowed his saliva. Zhao Lusi immediately shouted, "You swallowed your saliva!"

“…No, my mouth is dry…”

"Why? Does thinking about other girls make your mouth dry?"

"No... I'm just a little thirsty... Also, we've never played this part before, so don't always act on your own. It's testing me too much!"

"…So do you think you like Chen Xiao?"

Shen Liang told the truth: "...We just met once, and we didn't even leave contact information...It's hard to say whether you like me or not, right?"

Yang Di helped out by saying, "...That's right, our Xiao Shen is an idol after all, you guys shouldn't always ask him about his relationship..."

Wang Han also felt something was wrong and pushed the process: "Aren't we talking about lying?"

"Yes," Shen Mengchen replied, telling some social etiquette lies...

I also demonstrated it to Guo Xuefu...

Xue Zhiqian also took the opportunity to tell a story about lying as a child.

The audience burst into laughter.

"Well-intentioned social etiquette cannot be considered lying..." Wang Han concluded: "Shen Liang is right, a gentleman is open and honest, while a villain is always worried... People who like to lie are selfish and cold-hearted, cunning, and like to take advantage of small opportunities. Everything they do is for a purpose. We should stay away from such people..."

……

"Brother, how did I perform today?"

“…I’m sweating, what do you think?”

During dinner time, Zhao Lusi found Shen Liang and asked for praise...

Shen Liang warned: "Next time, don't ask questions at the last minute. This is too scary..."

"I trust my brother!"

“…Have you finished filming the TV series?”

"Well, I even sang a song with the male lead..."

"Who is the hero?"

"Your company's Gu Jiacheng..."

Shen Liang waved his hand: "I have never dealt with most of the artists in our company, especially the X玖 Youth Group... I only have an okay relationship with Xiao Zhan..."

"Xiao Zhan also starred in our TV series,..."

"Really…"

The two were chatting when Yang Di and Liu Wei came over and asked, "Is it okay to disturb you two?"

"…Now that you're here, what's the matter?"

"Liu Wei will have a proposal later, can you help me say a few words?"

"Brother Liu Wei? What's the proposal?"

Liu Wei: "I want to say that it is too difficult to record "Mars" now... Especially after you and Yang Di came, we old guests are almost out of room to survive!" Shen Liang glanced at Yang Di, who said: "... If you have anything to say, wait until we are on the show..."

"Can I say a few words then?"

“…Don’t show any mercy!”

"it is good…"

Shen Liang nodded, and then Director Hu Ming led the staff over - Ruth is here this time, so we can shoot the short storyline!

Small theater is a skit, mainly for comedy...

……

In this episode, Shaobing barely had a chance to speak in the first half...

At the beginning of the second half, when Liu Wei proposed that holding meetings on Mars was the most difficult thing, Wang Han immediately turned the topic over to Shao Bian: "Shao Bian, do you think recording Mars is difficult?"

"Difficult!" Shaobing nodded: "Your pace is too fast. I have been on many variety shows, but rarely like "Mars", where there are only a few shots in one episode!"

Shen Mengchen immediately said: "It's not just you. I remember there was an episode where Zhou Dongyu came and only had a few shots..."

Zhu Zhen interrupted: "That's right... Chen He also told me that "Mars" was the most embarrassing program he had ever recorded, and it was difficult for him to fit in!"

Liu Wei continued, "And I think the show has changed a bit now. In the past, if one party said something bad, everyone would help... Now if someone says something bad, Xue Zhiqian will say something like 'the whole segment is ruined'..."

Qian Feng also stood up: "That's right, especially after Yang Di and Shen Liang came, they performed so well... It seems that we old agents are particularly incompetent!"

Yang Di stood up and said, "I want to say that I have no problem with you all, but I want to say, 'Everyone here is rubbish. What do you say that is none of my business?'"

"What did you say?"

There was a commotion at the scene, and he went up to beat up Yang Di...

Yang Di is so happy...

Shaobing shouted at the top of his voice: "I've been wanting to say this for a long time!"

Everyone was waiting for him to speak: "I was a viewer of the first season of "Mars", and I felt that all the guests were very united and friendly. You said a joke and I would act it out, and the atmosphere was very good. But the last time I came, it was not like this at all... You could only say it was a mess... The whole segment was a mess!"

Yang Di glanced at Shen Liang, and then said, "Shaobing attributed his incompetence to our program!"

"Don't interrupt me all the time...if you keep doing that, you'll get beaten!"

"We are recording a show, we are not allowed to fight!" Wang Han warned, smiled, and called out Shen Liang: "Shen Liang, do you have anything to say? Whether it's Weibo or various news searches, you are mentioned when "Mars" is mentioned. Do you think your presence affects the performance of others?"

“I don’t think so…” Shen Liang stood up: “We all received money, we didn’t perform for free… If you get paid, you have to work hard. This is something that every artist who recorded knows. You can’t think that Yang Di and I are too dazzling just because you are incompetent…”

"We are incompetent?"

"Let's talk about interruptions. Have you studied interruptions? I have studied it... interruptions are something that every host has experienced. I used to watch Mango TV's programs, and as far as I can remember, interruptions and interruptions were first started by Teacher Li Xiang... Some people think that this is disrespectful to the guests and gives people a bad impression, but it cannot be denied that interruptions and interruptions can attract the camera... And for the audience, they don't care whether the guests are respected or not, they only care whether the program is funny!"

"I think so too. It doesn't matter if you interrupt, as long as the show doesn't get boring... I watched the first episode of the first season of "Mars". At that time, Mr. Xue Zhiqian and Brother Liu Wei were obviously not in the right state. They relied on Brother Tian Yuan and Brother Qian Feng to hold the stage. Then the two of them interrupted and interrupted each other, but there was nothing outstanding. It was really mediocre. There was not a single highlight in the whole show!"

"really?"

"Of course," Yang Di nodded. "The first season was all thanks to Xue Zhiqian and Liu Wei. One more or one less won't make a difference!"

Qian Feng complained: "What!"

"Then Shen Liang, what suggestions do you have?"

"I think the show should be a little cruel. In each episode, we should pick a few mid-level agents from the back and record the show together. Then, based on the on-site vote, the one with the lowest score should be sent to the back..."

"Wow, you're... such a burden to us!"

"Let me show you... money is not that easy to make!"

(End of this chapter)